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Kids tv nightmare Worzel Gummidge
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:38,
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Nice work
I'd love to see this episode
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:53,
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If it's not in the reboot, it'll be down to some b3tan to make the fanfilm version
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 11:09,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:53,
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zestful gameplay
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:11,
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Play as aggrieved lemon farmer robo-shark...
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_le_shat ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:38,
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One day we should open a shark helicopter challenge
And collect all these up
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rob ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:40,
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Go on then...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 17 Apr 2018, 0:33,
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HAHAHAHA
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:49,
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Lovely work
I'm actually working on a Shark image today for a crazy secret project
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:54,
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Easy targets.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:31,
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Starklux
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:19,
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KKKoffee
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:55,
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QOTSA have gone a bit soft
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:58,
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Ha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:22,
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Starbucks this-a-way, Starbucks that-a-way
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:33,
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HAHAHA
it is too
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:54,
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Cthulhu going to a fancy-dress party dressed as a Hershey's Kiss
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:37,
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Repurposing the posters as toy adverts
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:48,
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I want to play them
All
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rob ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 19:43,
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Fantastic
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:23,
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You've gone and pulled another monkeon
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:27,
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as usual :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:05,
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Outstanding
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:34,
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Nice!
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_le_shat ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:41,
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Great effort!
*clicks*
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:55,
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This I am enjoying
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:32,
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God save the king.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:15,
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it would be rude not to
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rob ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:57,
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Fankoo.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:32,
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excellent
and insta-FP well dundid
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:36,
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Do you smoke after sex?
Ancient pearoast from a different challenge that I just realised fits perfectly into this one.
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:38,
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I'm really struggling to find the time, with all this work...
*sad/frustrated face*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:44,
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Gawd bless yer, guv'nor *tugs forelock repeatedly*
doin it rite?
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:45,
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Bombs bums Bombs bums
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:54,
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*boke*
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simbosan is too tired ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:58,
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Another mistold bible story
"Doubting Thomas" was no skeptic--just another conniving pervert.
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LS18 ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:30,
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That's SAINT conniving pervert to you.
Have some respect.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:50,
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my bad
😯
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LS18 ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:29,
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Anyone for a spot of Gentleman’s Relish?
Sometimes the internet heaves up a pearl: 100-euphemisms-for-semen .
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_le_shat ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:43,
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That's some very impressive work on the font
edit: you made the W with the N? I think the E is based on the R, did you draw the tail by hand?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 14:10,
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Cheers!
Yeah you're right the W is two upside-down n's. The e is a B with the bottom loop busted. No real drawing required but I did shift a few serif balls around. I got the feeling that art nouveau isn't too hard to bodge together because its going buck-wild free-form all the time.The original poster
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_le_shat ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:04,
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I like that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:24,
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Another classic album
done with talc and a stencil (pea from an image challenge years ago)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:37,
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isn't talc classed as a chemical weapon now?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:44,
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more a nerve agent really - Johnsons Novachek
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:52,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:09,
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blimey there was us joking!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:35,
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Nice
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:26,
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I remember this
still great
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rob ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:21,
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saved from B3tards before it ceased to exist
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:32,
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yeah
there's a lot of stuff still in internet archive way back machine Cr3 wrote a script once to fish the stuff out and we did about 10% then other stuff happened - but I'd like to return to that at some point and fix the archives up a bit more
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rob ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:44,
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If I remember rightly somme wanker hacked it - don't worry - if we didn't save stuff orusleves we can always re-do them.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:38,
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could be an image challenge that goes on a bit, like naughty shop 'recreation of old b3ta post'
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:57,
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Another classic album
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dogwelder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 4:02,
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More rissoles eh?
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_le_shat ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 9:18,
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RISS?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:16,
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that's the plural of RIS
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LS18 ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 22:49,
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A classic album
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dogwelder ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 3:59,
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{:-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 23:33,
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A cheap play on names
*ashamed of myself* 😪
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LS18 ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:09,
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He has a spoon sticking out of his head
Is that normal?
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simbosan is too tired ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 5:27,
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No,
it's oblique.
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Astatine ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:22,
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Putting Kramer and the word 'normal' in the same thought sequence is dicey business
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LS18 ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 13:29,
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spot the ball.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:17,
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Left a bit right a bit left a bit
FIRE!
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simbosan is too tired ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 2:53,
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HULP PLZ
Looking for that pic of the queen being served by two waiters at once. She's doing a face. Google is being shit.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:00,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:05,
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thanks :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:10,
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Has anyone replaced the hors d'oeuvre with pink cocks yet?
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_le_shat ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:43,
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yes
except; magenta, because rules are rules
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:51,
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That's a bit juvenile, don't you think?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:52,
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It's also disrespectful.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:55,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:57,
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I don't remember saying such a thing
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:24,
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You were acting as a vessel for good taste and decency
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:51,
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'acting'
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:08,
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:(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:51,
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Classic Mofaha®
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:09,
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:04,
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Hah
Must be using bing
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:07,
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that's just loads of pics of freddy mercury spunking on some fella's face
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:14,
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by the way google results aren't related to search history are they? asking for a friend
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:15,
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I didn't try googling "doing a face". I googled EVERYTHING ELSE and none of it worked.
edit: I just realized you're looking at google.co.uk. I'm looking at the real google.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:17,
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You can't do the internets
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:45,
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Why didn't you say so before?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:50,
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And then Trigger would make a face.
A serious face.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 22:52,
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US missile launch at Syria 14/04/18
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:56,
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tracey emin has joined up?!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:18,
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tracey emin has joined up writing
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:52,
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Heheh
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:56,
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Ace!
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chipping sodbury ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:03,
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Haha, excellent.
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.Yeti. ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:46,
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brill
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:26,
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HappyToast for president!
At least a gallery show anyway
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rob ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:34,
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Quick
FP it
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:52,
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RIS like an eejit...
What does it say? Forget the...?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:10,
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pee tape
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:19,
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on the other hand, he's so effective at co-opting a hapless media in the desubstantiation of his moral and ethical transgressions, he doesn't really need the distraction. post a few more pictures of trump taking the whore-piss-bucket challenge and we'll all be laughing the whole thing off again.
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ozof ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 13:57,
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Ah, gotcha.
My fault. Had me lookers on, not me readers.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 14:35,
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I struggled too. It seems even kids being gassed isn't enough to make people hesitate on jumping to a Trump joke.
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LokiMD ,
Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:41,
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Thankfully. Else this wouldn't be B3ta.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I? ,
Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:13,
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Got em
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:46,
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An unexpected vegetable holding a lettuce.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:31,
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IT'S TOO BLOODY QUIET!!!!
FUCKING BOOM!!!!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:39,
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WHOA!
Where did that come from?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:50,
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Nice
I always enjoy a unexpected root vegetable when I press refresh
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rob ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:19,
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n
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:42,
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you're just chiving us
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:34,
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Just the one pun folks
That's shallot
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:44,
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RapScallion
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:57,
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you like to spring these on us don't you
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:14,
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This joke has so many layers. I can see the a-peel.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:15,
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It goes
on&on&onIon
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:28,
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we could skin this one all night
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:30,
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brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it
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LS18 ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:47,
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SUDDEN ONION!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa? ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:57,
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Unlike the obvious onion
We always see that fucker coming
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:08,
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That's shal-lot of onion right there
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:12,
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Pffffft
bindun ;)
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:13,
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Don't blame me
Wasn't my idea, ok well it mostly was my idea
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simbosan is too tired ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:26,
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Ha Ha!
I'm assuming as I can see this wonderful picture, that we haven't been revenge bombed into glowing putty by Russia* overnight. *Or Trump, I wouldn't put it past the big orange eejit to confuse Suffolk with Syria!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:30,
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Oh, it's intentional alright.
Did you think he'd let all those front paged "satires" go unanswered?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:34,
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Haha, hark at me joking there.
As if any developed country in the world would REALLY put an oversensitive idiot in charge of nuclear weapons.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:38,
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I know it's like shooting fish in a barrel but..
I was on another internet forum a few weeks back and someone had posted a photo of trump from a few months ago. It was a sort of "casual" working shot of him in his NY office in Trump Tower. Somebody commented how how incredibly messy it was, with stacks of books and magazines all over the place. Covering every available surface. T'was Then someone else looked closer and noticed... Every single one, was about him and had his face on the cover. Every Single book, document, magazine, Newspaper, in the photo had his big orange mug gurning up. Even the few books that had been laid face down you could see from the spines where about him. On every surface, even the window sill behind him, He was surrounded by pictures of himself! The man is one of the best examples of a Grandiose Narcissistic Personality Disorder in modern history.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:57,
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Okay, if all he's concerned about is his media appearances, could he maybe hand over all the big decisions to a grown-up?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:14,
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It's well known
That Trump collects all the magazines with his face on it: Time, Mad, Cunt weekly...the lot
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:02,
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Maybe he confused Salisbury with Syria.
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:41,
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Revenge? For selling more arms? It's a win/win friend.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:09,
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Lovely weather for it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:52,
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BEWARE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:09,
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Oy vey!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:04,
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!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:04,
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So that's what Paddington Bear looks like as a hasidic Jew.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:17,
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pfft :D
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:19,
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looking at options for holidays this summer.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:28,
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I worked there summer 1986. Red Coat Bognor Regis :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:50,
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Helloooo campah
Camper than the rest amirite!
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simbosan is too tired ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 8:26,
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Is this your Russian spy pass phrase?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 8:32,
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you've got somme nervr ;-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:00,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:27,
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Yay!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:37,
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what ^she said
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:03,
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top stuff
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:14,
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He's just angry because HT took a pencil sharpener to his legs
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:17,
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Oliver Stone mentions their missiles in this interview.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 0:46,
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Noice.
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:04,
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Brilliant!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:39,
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