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# Kids tv nightmare Worzel Gummidge
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:38, archived)
# Nice work
I'd love to see this episode
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:53, archived)
# If it's not in the reboot, it'll be down to some b3tan to make the fanfilm version
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:53, archived)
# zestful gameplay
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:11, archived)
# Play as aggrieved lemon farmer robo-shark...
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:38, archived)
# One day we should open a shark helicopter challenge
And collect all these up
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:40, archived)
# Go on then...
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:49, archived)
# Lovely work
I'm actually working on a Shark image today for a crazy secret project
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:54, archived)
# Easy targets.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:31, archived)
# Starklux
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:19, archived)
# KKKoffee
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:55, archived)
# QOTSA have gone a bit soft
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:58, archived)
# Ha
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:22, archived)
# Starbucks this-a-way, Starbucks that-a-way
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
it is too
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:54, archived)
# Cthulhu going to a fancy-dress party dressed as a Hershey's Kiss
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Repurposing the posters as toy adverts
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:48, archived)
# I want to play them
All
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 19:43, archived)
# Fantastic
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:23, archived)
# You've gone and pulled another monkeon
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:27, archived)
# as usual :)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:05, archived)
# Outstanding
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:34, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 6:41, archived)
# Great effort!
*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:55, archived)
# This I am enjoying
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] God save the king.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:15, archived)
# it would be rude not to
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:57, archived)
# Fankoo.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:32, archived)
# excellent
and insta-FP well dundid
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you smoke after sex?

Ancient pearoast from a different challenge that I just realised fits perfectly into this one.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:38, archived)
# I'm really struggling to find the time, with all this work...
*sad/frustrated face*
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:44, archived)
# Gawd bless yer, guv'nor *tugs forelock repeatedly*
doin it rite?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Bombs bums Bombs bums
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:54, archived)
# *boke*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:58, archived)
# Another mistold bible story
"Doubting Thomas" was no skeptic--just another conniving pervert.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
# That's SAINT conniving pervert to you.
Have some respect.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:50, archived)
# my bad
😯
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for a spot of Gentleman’s Relish?


Sometimes the internet heaves up a pearl:
100-euphemisms-for-semen
.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:43, archived)
# That's some very impressive work on the font

edit: you made the W with the N?
I think the E is based on the R, did you draw the tail by hand?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 14:10, archived)
# Cheers!
Yeah you're right the W is two upside-down n's. The e is a B with the bottom loop busted. No real drawing required but I did shift a few serif balls around. I got the feeling that art nouveau isn't too hard to bodge together because its going buck-wild free-form all the time.
The original poster
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
# I like that
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:24, archived)
# Another classic album


done with talc and a stencil (pea from an image challenge years ago)


(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:37, archived)
# isn't talc classed as a chemical weapon now?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:44, archived)
# more a nerve agent really - Johnsons Novachek
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:52, archived)
# blimey there was us joking!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:26, archived)
# I remember this
still great
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)
# saved from B3tards before it ceased to exist
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:32, archived)
# yeah
there's a lot of stuff still in internet archive way back machine

Cr3 wrote a script once to fish the stuff out and we did about 10%

then other stuff happened - but I'd like to return to that at some point and fix the archives up a bit more
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 16:44, archived)
#
If I remember rightly somme wanker hacked it - don't worry - if we didn't save stuff orusleves we can always re-do them.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:38, archived)
# could be an image challenge that goes on a bit, like naughty shop 'recreation of old b3ta post'
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:57, archived)
# Another classic album
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 4:02, archived)
# More rissoles eh?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 9:18, archived)
# RISS?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:16, archived)
# that's the plural of RIS
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 22:49, archived)
# A classic album
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 3:59, archived)
# {:-)
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 23:33, archived)
# A cheap play on names
*ashamed of myself* 😪
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:09, archived)
# He has a spoon sticking out of his head
Is that normal?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 5:27, archived)
# No,
it's oblique.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:22, archived)
# Putting Kramer and the word 'normal' in the same thought sequence is dicey business
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 13:29, archived)
# spot the ball.


(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:17, archived)
# Left a bit right a bit left a bit
FIRE!
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 2:53, archived)
# HULP PLZ


Looking for that pic of the queen being served by two waiters at once. She's doing a face.
Google is being shit.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:10, archived)
# Has anyone replaced the hors d'oeuvre with pink cocks yet?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:43, archived)
# yes
except; magenta, because rules are rules
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
# That's a bit juvenile, don't you think?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)
# It's also disrespectful.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:57, archived)
# I don't remember saying such a thing
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:24, archived)
# You were acting as a vessel for good taste and decency
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:51, archived)
# 'acting'
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:08, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:51, archived)
# Classic Mofaha®
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:09, archived)
#
If only "queen doing a face" worked
\o/
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:04, archived)
# Hah
Must be using bing
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:07, archived)
# that's just loads of pics of freddy mercury spunking on some fella's face
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:14, archived)
# by the way google results aren't related to search history are they? asking for a friend
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't try googling "doing a face". I googled EVERYTHING ELSE and none of it worked.

edit: I just realized you're looking at google.co.uk. I'm looking at the real google.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:17, archived)
# You can't do the internets
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:45, archived)
# Why didn't you say so before?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:50, archived)
# And then Trigger would make a face.
A serious face.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 22:52, archived)
# US missile launch at Syria 14/04/18
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:56, archived)
# tracey emin has joined up?!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:18, archived)
# tracey emin has joined up writing
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)
# Heheh
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, excellent.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:46, archived)
# brill
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:26, archived)
# HappyToast for president!
At least a gallery show anyway
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:34, archived)
# Quick
FP it
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 0:52, archived)
# RIS like an eejit...
What does it say?

Forget the...?
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:10, archived)
# pee tape
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:19, archived)
#
on the other hand, he's so effective at co-opting a hapless media in the desubstantiation of his moral and ethical transgressions, he doesn't really need the distraction. post a few more pictures of trump taking the whore-piss-bucket challenge and we'll all be laughing the whole thing off again.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 13:57, archived)
# Ah, gotcha.
My fault. Had me lookers on, not me readers.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 14:35, archived)
#
I struggled too.

It seems even kids being gassed isn't enough to make people hesitate on jumping to a Trump joke.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
# Thankfully. Else this wouldn't be B3ta.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2018, 15:13, archived)
# Got em
(, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:46, archived)
# An unexpected vegetable holding a lettuce.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)
# IT'S TOO BLOODY QUIET!!!!

FUCKING BOOM!!!!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:39, archived)
# WHOA!
Where did that come from?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:50, archived)
# Nice
I always enjoy a unexpected root vegetable when I press refresh
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:19, archived)
#
n
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:42, archived)
# you're just chiving us
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)
# Just the one pun folks
That's shallot
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:44, archived)
# RapScallion
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)
# you like to spring these on us don't you
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:14, archived)
# This joke has so many layers. I can see the a-peel.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:15, archived)
# It goes
on&on&onIon
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:28, archived)
#
we could skin this one all night
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:30, archived)
# brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 21:47, archived)
# NOBODY EXPECTS THE SUDDEN ONION!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:57, archived)
# Unlike the obvious onion
We always see that fucker coming
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:08, archived)
# That's shal-lot of onion right there
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:12, archived)
# Pffffft
bindun ;)
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:13, archived)
# Don't blame me
Wasn't my idea, ok well it mostly was my idea
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:26, archived)
# Ha Ha!
I'm assuming as I can see this wonderful picture, that we haven't been revenge bombed into glowing putty by Russia* overnight.

*Or Trump, I wouldn't put it past the big orange eejit to confuse Suffolk with Syria!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:30, archived)
# Oh, it's intentional alright.
Did you think he'd let all those front paged "satires" go unanswered?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
# Haha, hark at me joking there.
As if any developed country in the world would REALLY put an oversensitive idiot in charge of nuclear weapons.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
# I know it's like shooting fish in a barrel but..
I was on another internet forum a few weeks back and someone had posted a photo of trump from a few months ago. It was a sort of "casual" working shot of him in his NY office in Trump Tower. Somebody commented how how incredibly messy it was, with stacks of books and magazines all over the place. Covering every available surface. T'was Then someone else looked closer and noticed...

Every single one, was about him and had his face on the cover. Every Single book, document, magazine, Newspaper, in the photo had his big orange mug gurning up. Even the few books that had been laid face down you could see from the spines where about him. On every surface, even the window sill behind him, He was surrounded by pictures of himself!

The man is one of the best examples of a Grandiose Narcissistic Personality Disorder in modern history.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:57, archived)
# Okay, if all he's concerned about is his media appearances, could he maybe hand over all the big decisions to a grown-up?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)
# It's well known
That Trump collects all the magazines with his face on it: Time, Mad, Cunt weekly...the lot
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:02, archived)
# Maybe he confused Salisbury with Syria.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:41, archived)
# Revenge? For selling more arms? It's a win/win friend.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:09, archived)
# Lovely weather for it
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 10:52, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:09, archived)
# Oy vey!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:04, archived)
# !
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
# So that's what Paddington Bear looks like as a hasidic Jew.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:17, archived)
# pfft :D
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:19, archived)
# looking at options for holidays this summer.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:28, archived)
# I worked there summer 1986. Red Coat Bognor Regis :-)
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:50, archived)
# Helloooo campah
Camper than the rest amirite!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 8:26, archived)
# Is this your Russian spy pass phrase?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 8:32, archived)
# you've got somme nervr ;-)
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:00, archived)
#

(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:27, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:37, archived)
# what ^she said
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:03, archived)
# top stuff
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:14, archived)
# He's just angry because HT took a pencil sharpener to his legs
(, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:17, archived)
# Oliver Stone mentions their missiles in this interview.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 0:46, archived)
#
Noice.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:04, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:39, archived)

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