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[challenge entry] Have a related pea from something else
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 15:41, archived)
# PHOAR
look at the buttons on that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:03, archived)
# HAHA
Can you pay as you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:37, archived)
# pay as you've gone
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
# pay as you come, shurely
(ozof, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 22:40, archived)
# I'd like to pair my dongle with one of those
IYKWIM.

What I'm saying is, I'd soon find their 4G spot.

Then later perhaps a bit of GS&M.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 17:29, archived)
# Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Aug 2018, 8:51, archived)
# Remember this episode?
Scott and Sulu carelessly beamed themselves into control consoles which enraged the Kirk twins.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 14:23, archived)
# Classic Trek Wars
How could we ever forget that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:39, archived)
# . . . must (thud) . . . have (pow) . . . discipline (biff) . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice and here's the
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:41, archived)
# eheh nice one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:52, archived)
# I thought twatter
Was what people drank in Yorkshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 18:53, archived)
#
Thank you Barry
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 19:42, archived)
# HW?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 19:59, archived)
# ahh, success. the 'a' in twatter is recognizable.
changing that from 'i' was no easy task.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 22:56, archived)
# Halp
Good day sirs. As my username suggests, I can't remember my password and my old email address is kaput. I therefore can no longer shitpost. Can anyone help? The hamsters at b3ta hq don't seem to respond to my emails.

My old profile https://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=17113
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! can't remember his password, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:24, archived)
# Yes but
that's what any n00b trying to gain access to Pew Pew's account would say.

Show us your birthmark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Have you tried donating?
That usually gets their attention.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:57, archived)
# Hah
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Anything in your browser under security / saved passwords?
And I imagine you saying "Good day sirs" in the voice of Private Godfrey from Dad's Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:07, archived)
# hello, check your messages
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:33, archived)
# Why not simply shitpost
on this delicious new account you have created?
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:46, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 14:59, archived)
# It's furburger69
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Outta my way sucka"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:32, archived)
# Nice, but it needs a red stripe!
Ning Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
Ning Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:54, archived)
# B.A. never touches alcohol, sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:48, archived)
# Heheh
Paging c_kick and his T Mobile
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:38, archived)
# <copy and paste BA & Horse riding joke here>
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:26, archived)
# I pity the fool who don’t have an extra safety vest!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:54, archived)
# Goldie looking chain
in a basket
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:49, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:48, archived)
# "I have a problem with this phone. It seems to want to double-tap the number between 3 and 5. The fours is strong with this one."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 9:49, archived)
#
Always two there are, iOS and Android.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:17, archived)
# "Androids you're looking for, these aren't"
(Cerberus64, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:35, archived)
# I remember this! Are those X-wing pilots in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:43, archived)
# Nicely!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:40, archived)
# ‘Into exile I must go. ‘Failed’, I have.’
2.bp.blogspot.com/-9DEX34ER4pU/UgL45x3T45I/AAAAAAAABqg/SXrToYplTSo/s1600/yoda.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 12:00, archived)
# .
Truth is stranger than fiction...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:58, archived)
# Fan-throated lizard (with English subtitle)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:15, archived)
# Aren't we all
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:38, archived)
# That's not horny, THIS is horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:07, archived)
# ^(as Crocodile Dundee might say)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 14:10, archived)
#


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(Scholl, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:53, archived)
#
And grow...know...walk...talk...stalk...and KILL!

And grow...know...
(Conthortius, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:34, archived)
# Wreath? What wreath?
(JauntyArt, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:25, archived)
# Rumble thy bellyful, Boris.
(Yamyam, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:30, archived)
# Dionysus shortly before he looked into his packet
and realised his revels had ended
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:46, archived)
# Neck beard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:26, archived)
#
This is a gross and disgusting misrepresentation of our glorious leader.
He would NEVER wear a blue tie!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 7:22, archived)
[challenge entry] They're taking the clutter to storage yards
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] You gotta be fuckin' kidding.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:36, archived)
# :)
(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:40, archived)
#
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:51, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
Nasty, but nice.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:54, archived)
# This site has a Trump fetish
And the fetish just got strange
(LokiMD, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Belated Birthday wishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:47, archived)
#
haha! Colonel Sanders is feeling undecided.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Aug 2018, 14:17, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7279495
(97800, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:18, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:17, archived)
# I hope you brought enough for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 16:07, archived)
# Aces
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 21:39, archived)
# nice!
(ozof, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 21:55, archived)
# Wowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:24, archived)
# this is a good pitch for a horror romcom
and I'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 10:50, archived)
# Hell yes
and so would I.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:43, archived)
# Sex scenes would be er, complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Aug 2018, 15:27, archived)
# Lovely work
Just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 11:09, archived)
# Thank you
Most kind!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 13:42, archived)
# Giddy up!


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:27, archived)
# Weird-looking luck dragon
Neverending Tory?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:28, archived)
#
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:52, archived)
# A fucking horror film if ever I heard it
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 20:55, archived)
# Close the gate!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:25, archived)
# Lets' not be too hasty insisting on removal
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:07, archived)
# I have no idea.


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:04, archived)
# A perfect mashup of Boris Karloff and Boris Fuckoff?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:25, archived)
# The perfect name for him!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:30, archived)
# Frankenchevychase
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 22:46, archived)
# May-rilyn.


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1st in a series of....something. I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:53, archived)
# Phwoar!
...OMG, and I'm at work too :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:21, archived)
# Sick
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:27, archived)
# nothing wrong here that a paper sack couldn't rectify ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:01, archived)
# I've thought about mashing up Theresa May with Teresa May
but I suspect the mods' heads would explode, and I don't want to sully Teresa with that kind of mental association
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:17, archived)
# Every time I hear her name
That's where my mind goes. It's torture
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:27, archived)
# "No, no, no, NO....you've got it ALL wrong!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:06, archived)
# I'd much rather see him witness every single one of his hopes and dreams be thwarted, his reputation even amongst the faithful shattered and his wealth drained defending himself in a court of law
and him ending his days shouting at pigeons in a run-down park in Dundee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:43, archived)
# Really?
Dundee?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:48, archived)
# Too cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:08, archived)
# To Dundee, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:23, archived)
#
I was thinking of a fatal degenerative disorder like the one my Aunty was unfortunate enough to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:02, archived)
# haha, wow, b3tans tend to be akin to scorned women--bitter and mean-spirited!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:17, archived)
#
I am definitely mean-spirited.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:18, archived)
# That's a TV show I'd happily pay-per-view.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 17:29, archived)
# Seems fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:42, archived)
# I saw the new Halifax Ghostbusters advert last night and was wondering what other films they might stick their mortgage advisor in..


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:00, archived)
# Epic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:05, archived)
# v. good
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:32, archived)
# THE POWER OF MORTGAGE ADVICE COMPELS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:12, archived)
# Phone shop?
Hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:23, archived)
# wondered when they'd remake this...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 13:21, archived)
# aw it's nice to see brandow again
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 15:56, archived)
# We need more of the big-eyed guy.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Aug 2018, 1:56, archived)
# No Brian Peppers

Grounded
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 19:35, archived)
# I’d watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:29, archived)
# not racist


squaddie tan
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 12:42, archived)
# "Have a nice cup of tea and just forget about everything?"

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:37, archived)
# He really looks like David Cameron in that photo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:53, archived)
#
Yowser. You're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 10:59, archived)
# although doing a face swap seems to make Nicholas Lyndhurst
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 11:02, archived)
# Whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 11:23, archived)
# You plonker, Cameritler!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 11:37, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah
I seen that as I made this too. Love-child?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 12:06, archived)
# Not just me then..
Something about the smile.
(LokiMD, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 21:59, archived)
# He was really good with kids too
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 11:26, archived)
# \o Thanks Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 11:34, archived)
# aww, nice pic
forgives
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 12:30, archived)
# \o Nice!
*Blitzklik*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 13:08, archived)
# nice?
i thought it was paris
(ozof, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 13:18, archived)
# Paris is Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:30, archived)
# mind
blown
(ozof, Wed 15 Aug 2018, 23:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 14:02, archived)
# Bit disrespectful, Mate!
;-/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 23:32, archived)
#
As we're Hitlering...

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:19, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 14 Aug 2018, 16:20, archived)
# Disturbingly realistic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Aug 2018, 18:39, archived)

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