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[challenge entry] It's a Cheery Bakewell!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:57, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] A Yuletide essential in the Alps
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:44, archived)
# As useful as the swiss army, and probably more tasty
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 0:07, archived)
# and perhaps the only multi-purpose cheese known to man
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Darcey Brussel
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:49, archived)
# Lovely!
:)
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Wow thank you.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:38, archived)
# That's my dinner tonight!
Minus the tits and the face, but still...
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:08, archived)
# You are weird
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:30, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 23:45, archived)
# LEAF PEDRO ALONE.
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:38, archived)
# tutu mutch
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 23:09, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:22, archived)
# Hard cheese old boy
no one cares what you had for lunch. Try Instagram.
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:28, archived)
#
whutz a instagram?
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's quiet...
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:04, archived)
#
His Ass
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:24, archived)
# "What's the matter? The food ain't that bad, baby."
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:27, archived)
#
haha!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:48, archived)
# I de-lurked just to like this!
(, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:51, archived)
# Claire
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent
The "two panel celebrity name jokes" compo is still open, I'm sure they could stretch it to 3
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:46, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Kojak with a ham tam?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:57, archived)
# Turtle power
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:26, archived)
# Turtles are intriging
I guess I could say I like turtles.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:40, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] This is my trifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 15:17, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 16:59, archived)
# Clicks
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 23:02, archived)
# needs more napkin and moustache
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 23:47, archived)
# One of these?

I only realised a couple of years ago that they're meant to be moustaches. When I was a kid I thought they were bats.
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 8:59, archived)
# ...I couldn't eat another bite...
(, Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Does anyone eat mistletoe?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:56, archived)
# Looks like the control beam would be easy to...
jam.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:14, archived)
# You must get this joke, Pedro
as you people say 'miss-ill'. I say 'miss-isle', so I don't get it.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:25, archived)
# 'you people'?
'YOU PEOPLE'?!?

WTF? ;)
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:28, archived)
# More racism, and yet the mods do nothing
MBGA
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:26, archived)
# Hey, is that a......TOW missile?
aha ahahaha ahahahahaha
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:20, archived)
# Meh...minimal damage...not interested...sorry
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:34, archived)
# Those missiles pack quite a kick
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:01, archived)
# How many square feet are required to launch one of those?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 20:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Which reggae singer is a member of the Gemmifera Group of cabbages (Brassica oleracea), grown for its edible buds?

Devon Brussell!!!

(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 12:36, archived)
#
Which Reggae singer peculiarly always feels a bit itchy after his favourite Christmas tipple of a pint of Cider ?


Lee ' Scratch ' Perry ! ! ! ;)
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:01, archived)
# Ooh, nice.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:05, archived)
#
Which Reggae singers always get a bad dose of the farts after their Christmas dinners?

'Sproots' and the Maytals !!! :D
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 15:28, archived)
# Roots vegetables
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Mince Spy
I've lowered myself to Christmas Cracker joke territory

(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:02, archived)
# perfect
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:12, archived)
# He looks a right mincer
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 12:02, archived)
# Cracker jokes are in this season.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 12:43, archived)
# racist!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:45, archived)
# LOL, I might have to watch that!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 15:30, archived)
#
might
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 16:59, archived)
# NWP
niggazwithPedro
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Distribution of Christmas Puddings

(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 8:04, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 9:32, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 10:38, archived)
# Great
Tasty and destructive
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 10:56, archived)
# Good choice
I expect them to be much heavier than the panettone the Italian infantry are using
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:57, archived)
# Well, you do need a bit of oomph to force it down your throat after all that turkey.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] When costumes don't come with instructions
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 3:53, archived)
#
That's how I feel at job interviews. Parties as well.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] haha--well you're not alone. :)
now, 'ave a merry Christmas!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 4:25, archived)
#
Hurray! I'm not alone! Hello?...
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 4:31, archived)
# On closer inspection--yes--yes, you are alone ;p
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:35, archived)
# It's as if he doesn't carrot all
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)
# that's right--he donut care
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 14:43, archived)
# How does it smell?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 17:04, archived)
# maybe smeggish?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Yul Log
He doesn't like sharing it
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Nope!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:39, archived)
# The Egg and I
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:45, archived)
# egg on his noggin
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 2:42, archived)
# You're clearly advocaating it.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 15:35, archived)
# that's the best a shell of a man can do
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 22:57, archived)
# PUDDING
I always loved your quirkiness
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:51, archived)
# Terrible memory for lyrics
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHRISTMAS FOOD

It's Christmas! A time for eating and eating and eating some more and feeling terrible and still eating some more.
Burn off those calories by photoshopping the heck out of Christmas food, sprouts, turkey, tofurkey, cranberry sauce and quality street.
Give us your puns, your anagrams, your toaps make us laugh until we're sick and have room for some more.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:56, archived)
# Puns are OK for this one?
That's good to know.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)
# Just like sprouts, puns are the 'anytime snack'
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:00, archived)
# Unless they're about reggae singers.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] What Christmas food might you use to decide whether an ascii-based topless image is NSFW or not?

Parse Nips!!!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:06, archived)
# ascii stupid question
get a stupid ansi
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:08, archived)
# what christmas food might describe the discomfort of a disillusioned mod?
 
c***s mask ache!!!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:17, archived)
# No real names on /board please, especially if they're called G****n
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:18, archived)
# of course. quite right. duly edited.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:22, archived)
# Tbf, anyone called Cunts probably has quite a thick skin by this point
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Nom nom...

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:20, archived)
# Jar Jar Binks has deserved this for quite some time
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It’s a sprout...
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:25, archived)
# That's outrageously good
Is it a pea tho
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:03, archived)
# Ooh ta...
...sadly, yes. In the pub, no chance to ‘create’ 😉
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:07, archived)
# Really great
He evidently gained his suspicious nature after his mother said sprouts were good for him.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:59, archived)
# love this
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:47, archived)
# Cheers
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:57, archived)
# Cheers
Cheers
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:06, archived)
# Cheers
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:26, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:40, archived)
# Cheers
Cheers
Cheers
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:51, archived)
# Quick and shit...
...to get it out of my head

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:53, archived)
# I like this joke.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:12, archived)
# land raver?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:24, archived)
# Mini Clubman
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:26, archived)
# You Should Be Datsun
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:32, archived)
# It's Citroën
Jive talking
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:36, archived)
# Jeep Angler, anyone?!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:53, archived)
# don't get me started :D
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:54, archived)
# Break the soft minds! I dare you!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:58, archived)
# MY BRAIN HURTS
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:05, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:09, archived)
# How does it drive?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 22:18, archived)
# BOMN
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:26, archived)
#
fuckkk
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:24, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:42, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:00, archived)
# EEP!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:26, archived)
# This was probably my favo(u)rite one...
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 1:01, archived)
# The Mindbender
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 3:24, archived)
# Oh Christ, my brain!
I never tyre of these...
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:26, archived)
# These are so good
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:43, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks a lot, Michael Bay
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:08, archived)
# Pulls to the left a touch.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 19:46, archived)
# Pea...
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] He'll get the hackers to pay for it
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking pull-out merchant
Shame he didn't do that with Melania
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:31, archived)
# shame his dad didn't
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:45, archived)
# Are you saying one or more of big Don's offspring are actually his siblings?
Well, fuck me
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:06, archived)
# Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:32, archived)
# Who’s hacking teh b3ta?
Deleted threads.
Deleted pics.
Deleted members.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:06, archived)
# Has your member been deleted? Well has it?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:11, archived)
# I got naughty-stepped once.
That hurt my soul.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:14, archived)
# was it for suggesting that someone chart the ratios of newsletter text to patreon-list text, colour-coded for copypasted content?
asking for a friend
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:44, archived)
#
I understood some of that...
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:50, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous, there's no such thing as newsletter text.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:52, archived)
# Remember, remember, the dismembered member.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:15, archived)
# pssst!...
freebasehazgonmissinjusssayinmumztehwurdshhhh
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:05, archived)
# yet still on teh populolz page
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:09, archived)
# Shhhhh!
That’s classified information. Jeeesh!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:11, archived)
# But they didn't delete the fucklift
THEY DIDN'T DELETE THE FUCKLIFT!!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:38, archived)
# Unfortunately not
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:51, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:50, archived)
# Nothing personal, no offence meant, happy to agree to disagree, opinions on the internet and all that
but jesus fucking christ that fucklift thing was a relentless shower of utter shite.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:00, archived)
# Effpee this now
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:17, archived)
# The preverbrial dagger in the heart....thus I die. X___X
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:27, archived)
# Google says otherwise though!
Some great pics from b3ta.
FUCKLIFT FOREVER!!!!!!! :D
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:27, archived)
# Phoar!!!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 0:53, archived)
# Congrats
You just broke my head.

Fab!
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:28, archived)
# DEEP LIFT
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 11:44, archived)
# OK, I admit it.
This one I like.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 13:01, archived)
# If they tell you, they'll have to kill you.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:30, archived)
#
.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# Counting down to this account being nuked in 3... 2... 1...
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# omg
I don’t want to come back as a number.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:05, archived)
# You are not a number! You are a free man!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# HaaHaaHaaHaaHaa *ROCKS*
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:09, archived)
# #bantonz
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:10, archived)
# *cries*
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:12, archived)
# hmmmm....
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:54, archived)
# Alright PH
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:56, archived)
# Whaaaa??! ;)
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:04, archived)
# It’s happening!...Another number account!
....fuck!....
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:52, archived)
# It's happenening
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:54, archived)
# i can't fap to this
(, Sat 22 Dec 2018, 6:12, archived)
# PooHats?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:25, archived)
# some other cunt
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:43, archived)
# Either you've been mod-edited,
or you edited your own post to make it look like you've been mod-edited to make the mods look bad.

I don't know what question to ask you to find out which it is. This is worse than those door knockers in Labyrinth.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:59, archived)
# Or I thought it was the other post, and there's nothing to see here.
Still, the fact that I even entertained the possibility just shows how paranoid I am, which is surely the mods' fault.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:24, archived)
# No, I was right, there was something else there
but I can't remember what it was.

Could some helpful mod please tell me what to think, by editing this post?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:28, archived)
# It's OK, I've remembered what it was now.
No need to edit my post, thanks for your vigilance anyway.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:39, archived)
# It's probably Brexit, it's always Brexit.
Failing that:
Corbyn
Trump
Putin
The Jews
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:31, archived)
#
I miss Hitler :’(
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:07, archived)
# The eagle wore a swastika on his sleeve, you're aware of that right?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:25, archived)
# Left wing only! Let’s be clear about that!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 20:57, archived)
# It's the Russians, of course!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 16:31, archived)
# Space Russians
Using space communism.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:14, archived)
# Except they use pencils when Americans have pressure-fed space pens.
...I mean 'penis' ...'pressure-fed space penis!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# *inhales deeper*
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:25, archived)
# My account was hacked.
I didn’t say anything about deleted threads, pics, and/or members.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:10, archived)
# Of course, THEY already know this because it was THEM who hacked it and said all that.

*inhales deeper*
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 18:13, archived)
# Yous are making me scroll for Ricardo montalban
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:12, archived)
# You're right, replies on /board should be banned.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 19:22, archived)
# O_O
Shenanigans!!!
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 21:00, archived)
#


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Came out worse than I had hoped.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 22:23, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 13:38, archived)
# Yes.
In fact, it's you wearing a disguise such that you look like you even more than usual.
(, Fri 21 Dec 2018, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Psychic paper is useful on boxing day
(, Thu 20 Dec 2018, 21:13, archived)

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