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I got a girl, named...
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sinisterduck ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:18,
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mid pic should be a llama maybe
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:15,
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^ this would make it perfect
change it before anyone notices
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:27,
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or Allannah Myles
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:19,
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or Alan Alda, but with 37.5% of him removed from the right of the picture
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:22,
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"al anal"?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:43,
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the worst of the pasta offerings
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:58,
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nutty mouthfeel
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:10,
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Ah. Dark corner of the internet
Unchanged in many a year...
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flibz ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:54,
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fun fact
the dictionary is broken but still references in the faq...
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flibz ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59,
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I've reported to the tech team
and maybe it'll get fixed - probably just a minor config thing lost when server switched
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rob ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:20,
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i thought you were the tech team?
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flibz ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:09,
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speaking of which
I seem to remember an old b3ta.co.uk site that maybe had the quizzes and stuff on it(?) so had a look the other day and it seems to be spewing out bad php straight to the page. Might want to have a look at that if it's still yours.
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horrid ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:11,
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I let the registration lapse
coz I'm a twat so nope - not mine now
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rob ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:15,
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m3sseng3r in a bottle
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rob ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59,
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them was the days that was
don't have the source anymore though... still got me polar bear though :)
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flibz ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:03,
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Blimey!
Profile for flibz: a member for 17 years, 1 month and 23 days has posted 3625 messages on the main board (of which 39 have appeared on the front page)
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flibz ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:04,
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Settle down, oldtimer, or you'll get Matron's attention
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:38,
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StooperUser Tip #13 - F3 key brightens things up
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59,
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Go to bed grandad
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:52,
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Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:20,
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Still a messageboard....for shopped pics.....that you make........and post them here.......
......pictures..................................
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:42,
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The new Alt-F4 feature is great though
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:32,
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huckabee poppins
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R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately! ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:52,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:22,
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:D
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:35,
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:01,
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Pfft. Vigilante Needs a Strepsil.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:23,
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He was in lots of things
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patella ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:58,
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Damn hippies
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:04,
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Noel Edmunds
hasn't changed much over the years.
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davyclam ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:40,
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An he's very much a stuck-up cunt
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59,
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And Ozzy Osbourne still loves him
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:37,
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Arf
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:38,
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Pedro notices he's all alone here
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:37,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:40,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:03,
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maia posted this on ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:55,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 6:06,
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:31,
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Delete this!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 Jan 2019, 2:29,
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Boing
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:33,
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Want one...
Saves wear & tear on the wheel...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:09,
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not quite
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:00,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:09,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:19,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:21,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 5:01,
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patella ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 5:16,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 6:13,
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Aaaaaaarrrrghhhhh
Help
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:32,
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I keep watching expecting her to reach the bar
Help
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:32,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:15,
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Obviously, before the toys were thrown out in the tantrum
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:07,
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Aww :(
Sometimes you build a wall; Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear it down.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:40,
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Careful, dude. Angry Biscuit Man will be along soon to explain what a Pelosi is.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:58,
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Is it a type of biscuit?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 0:47,
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His biscuit is a lie.
Nobody got any biscuits.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 2:40,
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He's not the one having a tantrum.
You guys really don't pay much attention. Typical. You haven't a real clue what's going on yet fancy yourselves top experts. Fully informed by the songs of the hive mind. Outside the hive it's all exceedingly dull hummmmmmm. Do you even know who Schumer is? Pelosi? Did you even watch their pathetic rebuttal prepared in advance of the speech they presumably rebutted? Are you even aware of the content and style of both speeches? Does any of that make its way into the Borg hive mind? When it comes to politics b3ta is pathetic.
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kombu dashi ,
Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:48,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:08,
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Hahahahahah great title
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:16,
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I trained in advertising. You can tell.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:16,
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How long did it take to learn how to hold that "golf sale" sign, anyway?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:47,
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About a month after the first time he realised he'd been holding it upside down
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maia posted this on ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:06,
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Hahaha!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:31,
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See Bugenhagen before it's too late!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:13,
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Yigael's Wall. Bugenhagen saw it!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:15,
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Oh, man. Times two.
(Oh men, if you like.)
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@lexistwit is still here occasionally ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:20,
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Creepy Jesus is a great name for a film
get it made
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:38,
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plankton ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:13,
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What?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:20,
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No!
Yes! No! Yes! No! Fat cunt! No, No, No! Yes, Yes, Yes!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:41,
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Almost right!
You doctor white honking jamrag spunk bubble, I'm telling you H you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground.
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:48,
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i think it's:
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:50,
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Yes Grovsenor
Yes Rowntree
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:53,
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That is a great film
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97800 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 20:06,
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^ This
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:17,
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^ also this
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noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:24,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:45,
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Just as well it's an amicable divorce, imagine the dividing of assets even with a good prenup
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:08,
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Nice tits!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:14,
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Oh-oh, take the money and run.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:16,
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I go, I come back.
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub! ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:26,
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haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:30,
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Titter
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:03,
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Pacific Rim Job
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:12,
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I really, really like this,
not least because i've made this joke several times and nobody's fucking appreciated it
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maia posted this on ,
Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:07,
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:54,
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or, "My Head Is Very Heavy!"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:06,
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"When Heads Collide"
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:22,
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"Help, Someone Put Superglue On This Piano"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:04,
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Neck sounds great
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30,
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or, Ssshht! I know you like it, my little Wookie bear!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:25,
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Is he sitting on her outstretched leg?
And he's laughing at her pain.
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:34,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:27,
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Ship's stomuck stuff wiz mitt and bali.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:20,
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Haha!
There can be only one Cap’n ;)
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Ninj ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:53,
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hehe
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:50,
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arf!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30,
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And the Shpanish guy sheems to shpeak with a Shcottish acshent.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:35,
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I am Juan Shánchezsh Villalobosh Ramírezsh, Chief metallurgisht to King Charlesh V of Shpain. And I'm at your shervice.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:39,
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haha, yup
him and Russell Crowe in Robin Hood
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:37,
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nice hat ha ha
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:59,
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Gah!!
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Ninj ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:10,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:21,
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4eva in are haerts
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:46,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:07,
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Christ
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30,
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You fucking love it :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:23,
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Fake news
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:09,
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hahaha
"Tickle time!"
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:38,
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Jonesy, put your hand on my thigh
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:59,
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Love those guys! XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:00,
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I know, right?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:05,
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Hey m8s, who the heck are these funny fellas? I've seen them on here before.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:29,
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They're brothers -- Free & Flan
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:47,
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That's perverse.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 20:41,
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it is good
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:55,
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\o/
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:14,
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2! 4! 6! 8! Debbie loves to ..... (insert crap rhyming joke here)
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Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:02,
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Debbie!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:32,
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Bokes
Spluffs
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:19,
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Oi
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 12:55,
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And they're still gold
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:00,
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cheers!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:03,
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That page deserves more followers
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:03,
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Spread the word
:)
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:56,
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Fixed it! He's whispering instructions softly the creepy bastard!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:47,
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Hahaha
That's grand!
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:54,
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Zappa wearing Kappa
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪 ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 12:55,
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Wakka/Jawaka
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:00,
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You look just like a penguin in bondage boy!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:17,
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Someday this image challenge is gonna end...
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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 10:23,
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nice
and nice font choice too
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:52,
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I think this is good
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:04,
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I agree
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:21,
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