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# I got a girl, named...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:18, archived)
# mid pic should be a llama maybe
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:15, archived)
# ^ this would make it perfect
change it before anyone notices
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:27, archived)
# or Allannah Myles
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:19, archived)
# or Alan Alda, but with 37.5% of him removed from the right of the picture
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:22, archived)
# "al anal"?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:43, archived)
# the worst of the pasta offerings
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:58, archived)
# nutty mouthfeel
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 20:10, archived)
# Ah. Dark corner of the internet
Unchanged in many a year...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:54, archived)
# fun fact
the dictionary is broken but still references in the faq...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59, archived)
# I've reported to the tech team
and maybe it'll get fixed - probably just a minor config thing lost when server switched
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:20, archived)
#
i thought you were the tech team?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:09, archived)
# speaking of which
I seem to remember an old b3ta.co.uk site that maybe had the quizzes and stuff on it(?) so had a look the other day and it seems to be spewing out bad php straight to the page. Might want to have a look at that if it's still yours.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:11, archived)
# I let the registration lapse
coz I'm a twat so nope - not mine now
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:15, archived)
# m3sseng3r in a bottle
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59, archived)
# them was the days that was
don't have the source anymore though... still got me polar bear though :)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:03, archived)
# Blimey!
Profile for flibz:
a member for 17 years, 1 month and 23 days
has posted 3625 messages on the main board
(of which 39 have appeared on the front page)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:04, archived)
# Settle down, oldtimer, or you'll get Matron's attention
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 14:38, archived)
# StooperUser Tip #13 - F3 key brightens things up
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59, archived)
# Go to bed grandad
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:52, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:20, archived)
# Still a messageboard....for shopped pics.....that you make........and post them here.......
......pictures..................................
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 18:42, archived)
# The new Alt-F4 feature is great though
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] huckabee poppins
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:52, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:01, archived)
# Pfft. Vigilante Needs a Strepsil.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] He was in lots of things
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 13:58, archived)
# Damn hippies
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:04, archived)
# Noel Edmunds
hasn't changed much over the years.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 11:40, archived)
# An he's very much a stuck-up cunt
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 12:59, archived)
# And Ozzy Osbourne still loves him
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
# Arf
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 15:38, archived)
# Pedro notices he's all alone here
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:37, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:40, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:03, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:55, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 6:06, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 22:31, archived)
# Delete this!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 2:29, archived)
# Boing
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:33, archived)
# Want one...
Saves wear & tear on the wheel...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 21:09, archived)
# not quite
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:09, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:19, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 4:21, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 5:01, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 5:16, archived)
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(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 6:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrrghhhhh
Help
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:32, archived)
# I keep watching expecting her to reach the bar
Help
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:15, archived)
# Obviously, before the toys were thrown out in the tantrum
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:07, archived)
# Aww :(
Sometimes you build a wall; Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear it down.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Careful, dude. Angry Biscuit Man will be along soon to explain what a Pelosi is.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Is it a type of biscuit?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 0:47, archived)
# His biscuit is a lie.
Nobody got any biscuits.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 2:40, archived)
# He's not the one having a tantrum.
You guys really don't pay much attention. Typical. You haven't a real clue what's going on yet fancy yourselves top experts. Fully informed by the songs of the hive mind. Outside the hive it's all exceedingly dull hummmmmmm.

Do you even know who Schumer is? Pelosi? Did you even watch their pathetic rebuttal prepared in advance of the speech they presumably rebutted? Are you even aware of the content and style of both speeches? Does any of that make its way into the Borg hive mind?

When it comes to politics b3ta is pathetic.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2019, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah great title
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:16, archived)
# I trained in advertising. You can tell.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:16, archived)
# How long did it take to learn how to hold that "golf sale" sign, anyway?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:47, archived)
# About a month after the first time he realised he'd been holding it upside down
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] See Bugenhagen before it's too late!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Yigael's Wall. Bugenhagen saw it!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:15, archived)
# Oh, man. Times two.
(Oh men, if you like.)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:20, archived)
# Creepy Jesus is a great name for a film
get it made
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:13, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:20, archived)
# No!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
No!
Fat cunt!
No, No, No!
Yes, Yes, Yes!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:41, archived)
# Almost right!
You doctor white honking jamrag spunk bubble, I'm telling you H you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:48, archived)
# i think it's:
You're the problem! You're the fucking problem you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:50, archived)
# Yes Grovsenor
Yes Rowntree
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:53, archived)
# That is a great film
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 20:06, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:17, archived)
# ^ also this
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:45, archived)
# Just as well it's an amicable divorce, imagine the dividing of assets even with a good prenup
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:08, archived)
# Nice tits!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:14, archived)
# Oh-oh, take the money and run.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I go, I come back.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:30, archived)
# Titter
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:03, archived)
# Pacific Rim Job
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:12, archived)
# I really, really like this,
not least because i've made this joke several times and nobody's fucking appreciated it
(, Thu 10 Jan 2019, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:54, archived)
# or, "My Head Is Very Heavy!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:06, archived)
# "When Heads Collide"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:22, archived)
# "Help, Someone Put Superglue On This Piano"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:04, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30, archived)
# or, Ssshht! I know you like it, my little Wookie bear!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:25, archived)
# Is he sitting on her outstretched leg?
And he's laughing at her pain.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:34, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ship's stomuck stuff wiz mitt and bali.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:20, archived)
# Haha!
There can be only one Cap’n ;)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:53, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:50, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30, archived)
# And the Shpanish guy sheems to shpeak with a Shcottish acshent.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:35, archived)
# I am Juan Shánchezsh Villalobosh Ramírezsh, Chief metallurgisht to King Charlesh V of Shpain. And I'm at your shervice.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:39, archived)
# haha, yup
him and Russell Crowe in Robin Hood
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:37, archived)
#
nice hat ha ha
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:59, archived)
# Gah!!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:21, archived)
# 4eva in are haerts
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 14:46, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 15:07, archived)
# Christ
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:30, archived)
# You fucking love it :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:23, archived)
# Fake news
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha
"Tickle time!"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:38, archived)
# Jonesy, put your hand on my thigh
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:59, archived)
# Love those guys! XD
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:00, archived)
# I know, right?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:05, archived)
# Hey m8s, who the heck are these funny fellas? I've seen them on here before.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:29, archived)
# They're brothers -- Free & Flan
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:47, archived)
# That's perverse.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 20:41, archived)
# it is good
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 2! 4! 6! 8! Debbie loves to ..... (insert crap rhyming joke here)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:02, archived)
# Debbie!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:32, archived)
# Bokes
Spluffs
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:19, archived)
# Oi
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 12:55, archived)
# And they're still gold
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:00, archived)
# cheers!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 13:03, archived)
# That page deserves more followers
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:03, archived)
# Spread the word
:)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:56, archived)
# Fixed it! He's whispering instructions softly the creepy bastard!

(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
That's grand!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:54, archived)
# Zappa wearing Kappa
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 12:55, archived)
# Wakka/Jawaka
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:00, archived)
# You look just like a penguin in bondage boy!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Someday this image challenge is gonna end...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 10:23, archived)
# nice
and nice font choice too
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 16:52, archived)
# I think this is good
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 18:04, archived)
# I agree
(, Wed 9 Jan 2019, 21:21, archived)

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