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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Be on my desk by 9am Christina.' he says. 'Or your history.' He says...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 19:48, archived)
# Or her history
(97800, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 19:56, archived)
# Herstory
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 21:07, archived)
# Who's?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:13, archived)
# Michaela Jackson's Tory
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Rodin's "The Sysadmin"
(plankton, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:15, archived)
# This is me trying to figure out some else's firewall rules.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:59, archived)
# Good Luck
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:14, archived)
# alright señor robot
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:16, archived)
# haha
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 20 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:12, archived)
# Yes! Jesus would have a pitbull...that I'm sure of.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:52, archived)
# Delicious!

I did this ages ago and only now, do I see how bad it is XD.
Jokes are better than technique - shame there's no joke.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:21, archived)
# ...erm....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:31, archived)
# ...is the correct answer.
It was the forerunner to this:

Chickens, ladles, eggs and spatulas are important to me.
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:37, archived)
# have a couple of them snapchatting the plates and compo it
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:14, archived)
# no joke?
Ham of god or leg of lamb of god or erm...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 10:00, archived)
# Better :)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)
# Hallelujia!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:22, archived)
# Heavy praise from a b3ta God. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:53, archived)
# no, no what would he call it?


Useless google search
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:37, archived)
# Grumpus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:53, archived)
# Jeebus, they're biblically grand.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 19:31, archived)
# Glorious!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] St.George Slays The Dragon

(revamped for the compo)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:07, archived)
# I used to have a Dragon 32
The power supply unit caught fire. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 10:00, archived)
# Ha Ha !!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 11:16, archived)
# needs more scratches
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:18, archived)
# Jesus would never harm a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 23:59, archived)
# what happens in the wilderness
stays in the wilderness
(ozof, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 1:08, archived)
#
This feels like a 2020 year old meme mixed with a 10 year old meme.
(LokiMD, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 23:19, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:34, archived)
# Magnificent
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:34, archived)
# o/'
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 19:34, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:10, archived)
# Jeremy's midnight runners.
(gijoel, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:51, archived)
# Aaarrrrrold... Aaarrrrold.... (Wilson) heh.
Although, Albert was conservative :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Not when he was in the Shepherd's Bush Toilets
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Just another day flossing with the constitution towels available in the white house gift shop
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 17:27, archived)
# I think it was the great Mofaha, who once said, "O PLZ NO"

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:10, archived)
# WORST.RULER.HOLOGRAM.EVA.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:10, archived)
# that's not me is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 22:29, archived)
# I hope not!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 21:45, archived)
# Negola dewaghi wooldugger?!?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 13:21, archived)
# Ha Ha! MEGA - Make the Empire Great Again!
(Cerberus64, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 13:35, archived)
# Never has there been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 19 Feb 2019, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Atari
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 2:59, archived)
# Oooooo! Now I see it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 18:59, archived)
# It's really good.
Really!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:28, archived)
# MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:11, archived)
#
idliketomushroomheryouknowwhatimeanknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not messy, it's art.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 22:16, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Kerpow! Thwack! Boom!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Massive explosion here
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:41, archived)
# Make the T-Shirt and they will buy
Well I would anyway, MAKEMEATSHIRT!

Make meat shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 6:21, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Pen_Island
(97800, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 11:44, archived)
# A guy on another forum made it
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:05, archived)
# So wow thats a meatshirt what now right.
(97800, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:25, archived)
# I appreciate this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 22:22, archived)
# Looking at the autograph on this 'art' makes me want to pronounce it 'sfork'
Nice art by the way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 22:37, archived)
# There ain't no party like an S-fork party
I realise this cultural reference may elude our transatlantic friends like your good self, but I felt it was worth doing for the benefit of the 2 or 3 Brits aged 35-44 who might still be paying attention.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Feb 2019, 0:16, archived)
# Bring it all back
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 0:51, archived)
# not a Brit, but agree
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 1:56, archived)
# there ain't no party like my nana's tea-party
hai
ho

(also not a brett)
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 2:19, archived)
# Left Great Britain Transatlantic Commumity
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:50, archived)
# Prometheus on a shoestring
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:49, archived)
# Ardal O'Hanlon instead of Michael Fassbender
"That alien foetus was just resting in my abdomen"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 19 Feb 2019, 0:19, archived)
# All sleight of hand


Click for bigger (224 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 17:41, archived)
# Triffic
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sat 23 Feb 2019, 8:40, archived)
# Virtual Matrix
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:51, archived)
# +1 for Pimax
Let's face it, it's never going to be the technology they promised
(ImNoneTooBright I should probably know better, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah,...where's my virtual girls they promised?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:04, archived)
#
VERY NSFW
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:05, archived)
# I can't even how she gets it in that far
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:07, archived)
# There is no spooning.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:10, archived)
#
digital pimp, hard at work.
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:23, archived)
# Ummmm
Yeah, uhhh, I saw it! Totes hawt!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:44, archived)
# All the bullets pause in mid-flight and a Grammarly ad comes up
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:04, archived)
# If you shoot ANYTHING in your computer, you need to get Grammarly
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:04, archived)
# I'm about ready to shoot YouTube for that very reason.
Destroying my listening pleasure...right in the middle of songs sometimes. Fucking Irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:08, archived)
# I keep getting the ad for "YouTube Music First Month Free Terms and Conditions Apply" every 15 minutes
It's almost like they know I only use it for listening to albums and don't give a fuck about what PewDiePie had on his toast
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:11, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:24, archived)
#
(97800, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:54, archived)
# His Master's Megaphone
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:34, archived)
# STOP SHITITNG ON THE FLOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:08, archived)
# Ads on YT?
Seriously? I haven't seen one in a decade or more.

Install an ad blocker FFS...uBlock Origin is my go to these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:36, archived)
# Omg same!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:39, archived)
# oh fuck me isn't it the most irritating thing
and seems to be the only ad I get on youtube
(horrid, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:38, archived)
# #links
how grammarly...
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 22:39, archived)
# Corporate Fuckheads
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 22:57, archived)
# People are the worst people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:05, archived)
# Fucks sake it's animating
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:30, archived)
# arf...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:14, archived)
# He's naughty, she's haughty, and when they get together, nothing gets done.
"Commie and The Wheat Runner" coming soon to BBC1.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:26, archived)
# The all-new Haemorrhage goes from 3500 - 0 in just 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:07, archived)
#
Haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:16, archived)
# TorqueMayda© is a PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 20:19, archived)
# In-credo-ble.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 20:57, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:14, archived)
# oof
guilty lols. ashamed of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:30, archived)
# Hahah - given a little more time with our shambolic political parties
Satire is going to be our sole viable export :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:50, archived)
# Not the only one to be off
(ImNoneTooBright I should probably know better, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:40, archived)
# FUCK OFF! We're The Peoples Front Of Judea
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 16:22, archived)
# THE FEW HAVE LEFT THE MANY
Why is Roy Castle in the photo?

Gavin Shuker hardly falls into the category of 'non-bigot' with his attitude towards gay people.

Bloody Neoliberalite Splitters.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 17:06, archived)
# Loretta's looking well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 17:50, archived)
#
Who are you calling Big Nose?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:34, archived)
# hehe
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:10, archived)
# One of them
in the news conference actually said "Splitters".
made my day.
(davyclam, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:34, archived)
# Angela Smith recommends RONSEAL
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Games Of The Ancients Monthly
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 15:49, archived)
# :D like it
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 16:33, archived)
# +1 geekiness.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:11, archived)
# yes
but is it art?
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:03, archived)
#
“Is architecture art?” is a question I wrestled with on making this.
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:43, archived)
#
Very nice

but three sides are triangles and one side is a square :(

Edit: except they've got five sides. Hoist on my own pedant
Edit: *by*

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:10, archived)
#
I know. Lucky it's only a shitpost.
(JauntyArt, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:13, archived)
# but could you make a balanced 5-sided die?
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:17, archived)
#
D10/2, innit
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ok


but could you make a balanced 5-sided die?
(ozof, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 1:59, archived)
# there’s plenty of architecture i’d think of as a work of art
but the pyramids are just grotesque, ostentatious mausoleums, more twin towers than sagrada familia
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 20:13, archived)
# there isn't a facepalm big enough

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 14:08, archived)
# Funny how?!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 14:31, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 15:23, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 15:27, archived)
# Hi c_kick oh...
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 16:07, archived)
# Lol
Nice work captain!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 21 Feb 2019, 15:14, archived)
# Very good!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Streaming, baby...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)
# the most geeky thing about this is socks and sandles ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 13:29, archived)
#
nerdy, shurely?
(ozof, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:08, archived)
# Haha!
but what's he listening to? ...Nine Inch Nails ?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 13:35, archived)
# haha!
Judas Priest.
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 18 Feb 2019, 13:49, archived)
# Once Upon the Cross by Deicide
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
# looks like JC
looking over his allotment.
(davyclam, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 14:12, archived)
# Ace :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 15:02, archived)
# Oh, Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 15:24, archived)
# Damn Hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 17:19, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, get this out again.

(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry...had to fix the reflection.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Feb 2019, 18:03, archived)
# *sobs*
thass beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 19 Feb 2019, 6:26, archived)
# glad you could
Thanks
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 15:17, archived)

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