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# Extended edition.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 13:11, archived)
# Today's Brexit nonsense :
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 14:40, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 18:18, archived)
# she won't go easily
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 0:22, archived)
# cut the rope
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:13, archived)
# It'll tear your monolith apart
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:15, archived)
# It's full of scars.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:38, archived)
# We have such shites to fling at you.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:10, archived)
# Explorers in the further regions of space. Monkeys to some. Neanderthals to others.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:04, archived)
# It's full of air.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:11, archived)
# Our dog used to mount and hump our space hopper.
Never did use it again after seeing that :|
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)
# hoppy seconds
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:11, archived)
# alternatively
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:12, archived)
# This is a weird mash up of David and Victoria Beckham no?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:34, archived)
# yikes
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:17, archived)
# That Labour position in full
When you just remove the options you don't like, I guess it'll ensure people vote the 'right' way.


Real story FWIW, not far from the image: https://news.sky.com/story/labours-sir-keir-starmer-says-second-eu-referendum-should-be-leave-vs-remain-11648505
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 8:17, archived)
# a "basic choice" between a "credible Leave option and Remain"
what a wanker, it's like he doesn't even want the UK to crash out and completely go to shit
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 8:31, archived)
# I'm not sure there is a "credible leave option"
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 8:54, archived)
# Unfortunately that doesn't seem to matter to an awful lot of people.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:30, archived)
#
Ironically mostly the people that would be hit hardest by it.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:33, archived)
#
Nice in theory, but Mogg would consider leaving without a deal credible in itself, and Kier would consider staying in the single market which is defacto staying in the EU as also credible.

It's a horrid game of would you rather... but I certainly don't think a second referendum where you just leave out the options you don't like is a good idea either.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:32, archived)
# The credible deal in question is Labour's own one (whatever the fuck that is) so I'd imagine its unlikely to match Mogg or other Tories
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:53, archived)
# Tell Mogg that we're leaving the EU but still implementing the Anti-Tax Avoidance Directive, and that's set in stone
Watch his smug little smirk disappear.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:08, archived)
# So should we stay or will we go now?
If we stay there will be trouble, if we go there will be double...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 8:47, archived)
# So come on and let me know?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 8:52, archived)
# If I stay there will be trouble
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 9:04, archived)
#
Pipe down Mogg!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:30, archived)
# He's going for the "minority" vote
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 9:40, archived)
# Free Chicken!!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 11:39, archived)
# Why did the remoaners cross the road ?
They were just following the chickens!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 12:29, archived)
# Fuck knows...but it probably has something to do with Star Wars.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 13:46, archived)
# Nelson Mandela too pls
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 19:57, archived)
# Good Night, Vienna.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:01, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's full of blocks!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:53, archived)
# No reason
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 21:41, archived)
# and what is the deal with those airline uniforms?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:12, archived)
# 10% off
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:19, archived)
# sold!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 21:28, archived)
#
Photoshopped images only....
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr Spicelove
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:45, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 19:11, archived)
# Great!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 20:30, archived)
# Super!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another quick one.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 22:02, archived)
# Can't believe Trump fell for the old "ink on the binoculars" gag again

(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Was imitating Asian diplomats In a way his audience could understand.
I guess the chinkey eyes gesture would have torn his skin-suit.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Come play with us Donald.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah!!

(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:10, archived)
# X-D
Brilliant!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
Karl Lagerfeldfuckall b3ta
Dunno if he feldkids but he looks like wrong'un if you ask me
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:02, archived)
# also
Rubber Coq
for that compo that finished a few months ago
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:02, archived)
# also
Freebase Dyer Fahk
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
# FELD SICK
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Stonly Kobrack

(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha, allo allo!
Evenin' Ninj!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:33, archived)
# Evenin’ Q!
\o/
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:15, archived)
# ah wuz joz pissing bay and looged in to clique ah lick this
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] All wark and no ploy makes Jock a dill bay

(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:58, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 19:06, archived)
# love it!
sorry - lave it
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Officelols
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Astonishing
.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 2:44, archived)
# Fucking A
This is superb. *applauds*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2019, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry] While stocks last...
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 12:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 13:24, archived)
# nice
Why with the ceramic cocks? B&Q and their strange promotional choices!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:36, archived)
# Ceramic cock was in the film, I think it was a murder weapon
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah, I remember it well
I was just wondering why they'd give away a free Stanley knife with a ceramic cock? A wood item perhaps or maybe some coving? Just the association of a stanley knife with a ceramic cock!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:30, archived)
# oooh it'd make a horrible noise
like a fork scratching a plate
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:45, archived)
# Exactly!
What were B&Q thinking!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 19:55, archived)
# maybe there is some kind of market in whatever you call the opposite of asmr?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 20:54, archived)
# B&Q had a run on large ceramic cocks
Clearance after valentines day innit
(, Tue 26 Feb 2019, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Go fuck yourself, Alexa
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 12:36, archived)
# How does go fuck yourself
make you feel?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:01, archived)
# So sad. This movie broke my heart
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Eyebrows On Fleek
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)
# Socialism in America:
"Sanders" going for the minority vote--"free chicken for life."
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 4:39, archived)
# "Minority" as in "black people", because black people like fried chicken
You want /links ->
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 5:56, archived)
# Minorities as in "minorities"--they vote reliably for free stuff.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:00, archived)
# This is confusing for those users who don't speak Euphemism
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:12, archived)
# Let's see what famous internet search website "google" has to say.
A group of people who, because of their physical or cultural characteristics, are singled out from the others in the society in which they live for differential and unequal treatment, and who therefore regard themselves as objects of collective discrimination.

Minority, a culturally, ethnically, or racially distinct group that coexists with but is subordinate to a more dominant group.

In sociology, a minority group refers to a category of people who experience relative disadvantage as compared to members of a dominant social group.


Well, that's me told.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:25, archived)
# You omit connotations you don't like?
mi·nor·i·ty
NOUN
the smaller number or part, especially a number that is less than half the whole number.
"a minority party" ·
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:32, archived)
# You could always clear up this misunderstanding
by stopping dancing around with semantics, and spelling out exactly what your picture is supposed to be getting at.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:42, archived)
# I reckon Bernie is going for the chicken eater vote, after all the majority of people don't like chicken
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:45, archived)
# Bernie is going after the minority (Socialist-leaning) vote
Fried chicken is only an issue because of the Sanders-Sanders connection. Give it up and quit looking for a victim.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:50, archived)
# I've got the Sanders-Sanders Connection's first cassette
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:55, archived)
# lol--a classic
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:57, archived)
# Why use such a loaded term as "minority", then, since nobody in the world is going to take it as meaning "socialist-leaning"?
It's lazy dog-whistle racist. I know it, you know it, your mum knows it.

Anyway, going back a step, in my personal experience *everyone* loves free stuff.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:59, archived)
# There's no such thing as a free chicken lunch
Taxes will go up, you mark my words
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 7:07, archived)
# Ok, remove the text and add your own. Then we'll all be happy.
Everyone loves free stuff--but then nothing is ever FREE. Socialists are down with that, as long as it's someone else picking up the tab.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 7:07, archived)
# if everyone loves free stuff why did you single out minorities voting for free stuff?
And if it isn't free why are you saying it is free.
In the example of free food giveaways that cost is offset by the retailer, it's not like you're having to pay for it in taxes, so to the customer it really is free.

Bonus confusion, most KFC (stores per million people) is eaten in Australia, America is 10th
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 7:37, archived)
# Because minorities tend to sell their votes for promises of "free stuff."
As I said above, fried chicken is an issue only because of the Bernie Sanders/Col. Sanders imagery. Some of my best friends are fried chickens.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 8:32, archived)
# {{Citation needed}}
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 8:41, archived)
# He gets my vote: Worst b3tan Ever
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 11:52, archived)
# never forget
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)
# finger lickin sweepin statement
the Sanders phop/name joke isn't the issue. It's your talking about "minorities" that's the fucking issue
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 9:11, archived)
# I had to check I wasn't on /links.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 16:01, archived)
# I would venture that /links is just as pissed off that these arguments aren't somewhere else entirely.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 17:57, archived)
# i myself would have quietly accepted a simple ‘yes’
but now that ls18 has tweaked the righteous nipples of b3ta’s high priests, i fear ritual thread-sacrifice is all but inevitable
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 11:28, archived)
# Nice shop
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:37, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 6:42, archived)
# ROLF!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 15:39, archived)
#
I'd like a T-shirt with that on, please.
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] spot the dick
(, Mon 25 Feb 2019, 3:44, archived)

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