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# she's alive and well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:07, archived)
# Elspeth and Angus must be devastated to learn they've been tripping balls all this time
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Having checked Wikipedia I'm pleased to finally find something from the 80s which hasn't had an utterly soulless CGI remake
(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 19:51, archived)
# Well, now you've cursed it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:40, archived)
# Bullet time camera moves, non stop explosions and jokes about wanking, just like the cartoon had
(97800, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:49, archived)
# I'm rooting for a Godzilla & Godzooky cross-over
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 21:14, archived)
# *blows thistle whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:11, archived)
# Awwwz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:57, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 5 Sep 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Is it wearing a kilt?
I have to know!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:24, archived)
# No just a hat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 0:46, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 1:06, archived)
# oh come on allow it
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 3:19, archived)
# Dropped off by the Flying Saucers
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:40, archived)
# ...and picked up by the fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 17:49, archived)
# Aye
Laddie :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:12, archived)
# rubs one out..starts again
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:13, archived)
# It's funny because she's a slut
right lads?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 5 Sep 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Wouldn’t call her a slut just because she likes cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 0:48, archived)
# is that what she’s biting on?
i thought it was a baby mole rat
(ozof, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 4:51, archived)
# who is she?
and what's her phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 1:10, archived)
# Are we even still using the word 'slut' in this day and age?
Not keen on this.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 11:20, archived)
# try pronouncing it with a baptist state drawl
then itโ€™s hilarious!
(ozof, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:01, archived)
# Slurt?
No matter how you pronounce it, it still doesn't come close to 'sketch'. Just seems a weird way to make thoughts known about a particular female performer.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 13:48, archived)
# You're taking this MUCH too seriously.
This is b3ta, or have you forgotten that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Confirmation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:16, archived)
# You should have used more bricks.
(gijoel, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:41, archived)
# best place for him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all kicking off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:37, archived)
# Nice block, Boris!
That dog is loving it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 14:15, archived)
# Ah, so that's what a Boris Bike is for.
(Cerberus64, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 16:22, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:23, archived)
# I thought that they said they DIDN'T find any reptilian DNA in the samples...
(Cerberus64, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 16:23, archived)
# turned out to be just a floating logg
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 18:49, archived)
#
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 18:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 23:40, archived)
#

Has anyone done a HEMP! cover yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:40, archived)
# If so, I guess another can't hurt anything
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:11, archived)
# not another seeweed pic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 6:27, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:04, archived)
# Pea for the bandwagon

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:20, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:12, archived)
# :)
'ere's an oldie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 1:37, archived)
# :d
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] When is a door not a door?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:09, archived)
# When it's a Polydor?
One of my lifetime favo(u)rite LPs, WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:27, archived)
# Beyond
Fantsstic
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:29, archived)
# Truefax:
I would occasionally to listen to the LP at 16RPM so each side would last longer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 1:22, archived)
# That's some dedication
Did it not make everything sound eerie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 8:54, archived)
# And what do you make of his more recent efforts?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 8:56, archived)
# I still like it all, but nothing could improve on Equinoxe & Oxygen.
The sounds from those are directly linked to the pleasure center in my mind.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 14:15, archived)
# What about the later Oxygene tracks?
I loved the original, can take or leave the newer ones. Seems to be trying to just rework the originals
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 20:34, archived)
# I like the Oxygene 7-13, but not as much as the original.
I might listen to Ray Lynch or Robert Miles if I still haven't fallen asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 2:46, archived)
# 16rpm? How old is your gramaphone?
Didn't realise the dog was nipper.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 17:48, archived)
# Most mid1970s BSR turntables in the US had 78, 45, 33.3 & 16
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 1:36, archived)
# Take it all back then. I'd only ever seen 16rpm on shellac(?), never on vinyl
Seems to have been more popular/used in the states. Though I just found mention of German electronica on a 16rpm vinyl 7"
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 Sep 2019, 18:48, archived)
# When it's a Doorian Gray?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Left cheek on blue
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:39, archived)
# it’s a stretch
(ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:01, archived)
# Plagiarised 2 of you in one go....get me!!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "When you're good, you don't need a Steinway."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:18, archived)
#
streamable.com/xdslm
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:30, archived)
# awww bless
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:19, archived)
# :)
twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1169217444273119235
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 19:36, archived)
# Jacob not so fucking awake
(97800, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:41, archived)
# Jacob Old-Mogg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:40, archived)
# Jacob Rouse-Mogg
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 4 Sep 2019, 22:56, archived)
# Wouldn't it be funny if you were to post a further 20 or so of these puns? I mean, I'd find it funny, I like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:43, archived)
# Jacob Ree.zzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 6:28, archived)
# To be fair, I used to fall asleep in meetings too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 23:12, archived)
# Buying a bag of skag in a back alley doesn't really count as a meeting, and nodding out with spit in your beard doesn't really count as falling asleep. Jussayin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 0:49, archived)
# But JRM is in the House of Commons, not a back alley
In this particular instance, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 1:28, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:02, archived)
# Quite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hip-Hop-Scotch


(more game than toy but meh)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:03, archived)
#
brill
(JauntyArt, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] S'Mogg B'Stard


sorry not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:59, archived)
# Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:00, archived)
# Cheers
though someone else had already done the heavy lifting: twitter.com/PoliticalAP/status/1169176288927604736 and then oddly, he slotted right in
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 13:08, archived)
# I see the car plant closures have hit
(97800, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 15:40, archived)
# Tell me about your childhood, in the 19th century.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:06, archived)
#

Is this a from a pornographic 'casting' set? I might have, you know, stumbled across it.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 23:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:04, archived)
# Well I liked it
(The Ghost of Fungus Past, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:12, archived)
# Those speakers look like fish eyes
*suspicious*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:53, archived)
# such conviction!
(ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Which hand matching algorithm?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 15:29, archived)
# Deep-learning was fed a large sample of Trump hands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Diagnosis Aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:07, archived)
# I sensed this was a bindun, but I searched high and low and couldn't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:09, archived)
#
Psst, isn't van Dyck in the wrong Vennybit?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:30, archived)
# Being neither Dick nor Dyke but a bit of both, technically he's on the intersection of Dick and Dyke while not in either circle
There's the actor Dick Van Patten, he could fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:44, archived)
# This is valuable information
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:48, archived)
# I've changed it, now we both look silly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You make me fuzzy, Miss Luzzie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:39, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:13, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything to do with fuzzy felt.
This is very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:40, archived)
# lovely! :)
(ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:53, archived)
# noice
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:23, archived)
# :)
Help - I can't stop smiling
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:38, archived)
# awesome!
(ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 18:06, archived)
# Excellent
(97800, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 20:40, archived)
# This is incredibly nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:23, archived)
# Beautiful.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 10:29, archived)
# Thank you, lovely people.
x.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:01, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant =]
(Sherbs, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:28, archived)
# Did you eat the paste?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 11:44, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 12:08, archived)
# Bravo Cap’n!!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] `
(JauntyArt, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:42, archived)
# it all gets a bit
repetitive after a while
(ozof, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:06, archived)
# I've heard there's 50 ways to win
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:15, archived)
# It's covered in a myth of greasy fingerprints.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:41, archived)
#
YOU didnโ€™t spend an hour trying to find the appropriate font! What am I doing with my life?
(JauntyArt, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 11:58, archived)
# haha
I was thinking of something similar with Simon LeBon
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:09, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:46, archived)
# Found this in the Twitter
twitter.com/cyriakharris/status/1169193228106682369?s=19
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:09, archived)
# and another....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 13:10, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 4 Sep 2019, 14:03, archived)
# "OR-DAH MRS ROBINSON! ORRR-DAAAAHH"
(JauntyArt, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Low hanging fruit, but somebody's gotta pick it.
(herr_razor, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:24, archived)
# Arf
(gijoel, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 9:57, archived)
# Ha! perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:26, archived)
# Ooo the House of Commons has exactly the same carpet as we do at home
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:37, archived)
# does your family cheer every time you cross the floor?
(horrid, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:41, archived)
# ...while frantically waving the Radio Times
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:42, archived)
# "Order! Order! Order in the house!"
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 10:55, archived)
# Is he addressing his Honourable Member?
(Cerberus64, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:47, archived)
# These are causing me to chuckle
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 4 Sep 2019, 12:54, archived)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:34, archived)
# I see the fagging system carries on after Eton
(rogerzilla, Thu 5 Sep 2019, 6:45, archived)
# That's just a mass of blonde pubic hair.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 Sep 2019, 9:34, archived)

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