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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - RELIGIOUS GAMES

There's a new VR game coming out where you get to play Jesus Christ, which sounds like the perfect Christmas gift.
What other religious themed computer or board games can you come up with?
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# :)
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# :D
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# Nicely done.
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# Thanks
took longer than the result can justify
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 12:43, archived)
# Stereoisomer gags are the best
Now I've got to explain why this is funny to my friends...
(, Thu 19 Dec 2019, 21:52, archived)
# motherfuckingfuckeditup
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 2:51, archived)
# I guess I'll allow it
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# Saturday the 14th
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# UGH! :(
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 13:09, archived)
# Cheer Up, b3ta....
b3ta....
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 4:35, archived)
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are their noses plugged into microphone leads?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:05, archived)
# *snort of*
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:07, archived)
# Personally I think virtual reality makes little scents.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:15, archived)
# Who nose?.... ask Pedro....He odor know something abutt it.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:32, archived)
# As a matter olfactory I am meeting him later for a snifter of schnozpps
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# Careful....you might find yourself in a stinky situation.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:49, archived)
# Puns aside,
did you get your Cyriak book?

I would pm you but idk if it works cause ive never used it before
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:53, archived)
# What's a 'book'?
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:58, archived)
# A thing
with "pages" which I guess they are calling them now
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 5:59, archived)
# I don't think I won....cuz the Mods hate me.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 6:03, archived)
# i can understand why they do.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 6:31, archived)
# I am very disappointed that they couldn't shoehorn my Teletubbies into the weekly FP last minute bundle.
That was a fucking classic.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 18:29, archived)
# The mods don't hate just you, they hate all of us
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 18:54, archived)
# Oh.......that's great! XD/
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 19:01, archived)
# OBV
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# CHA!
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# i like this
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# lo lo
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# OMG I loved Breaking Bad
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 14:56, archived)
# Drugs are bad, Mkay!
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[challenge entry] Pah!
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# Tha daft 'apeth ..
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:52, archived)
# "Allus"
possibly
(, Sat 14 Dec 2019, 19:19, archived)
# Finally figured out who Cummings reminds me of.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:51, archived)
# Ha!
...but needs more Samuel L Jackson.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:54, archived)
#
He reminds me of the dwarf from Don't Look Now.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Come on, we've all thought it...
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# I thought it was a Liverpudlian supplier of pianists
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:12, archived)
# RE TO THE PEA©.
MANIMAL. PLUS PRAWNZ™.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Badtaste products presents.........
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[challenge entry] The new SUV. Has some good tunes.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 15:00, archived)
# Cheer up everyone, it's only going to get much worse.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:48, archived)
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I'm sensing a theme...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:11, archived)
# A hearty congratulations to the Tory Propaganda Team, Newscorp and Facebook
for successfully flooding and overwhelming the infosphere with more lies, spin and false promises than any other general election in history.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:30, archived)
# online campaigning has been filthy
88% of ads containing disinformation
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 15:10, archived)
# Quite an impressive number, even for them
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 15:15, archived)
# that's why Cummings always looks tripped out
He needs mind-expanding drugs to invent all that bullshit
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:04, archived)
# I'm impressed with how effective propaganda is at getting people to do things that are against their best interests.


Get out your checkbooks! Another country's infrastructure is about to go up for sale.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:49, archived)
# Ooooh, very nice.
Well, not very nice. Very bloody awful.

But top pic.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:57, archived)
# I am not entirely happy about the result of the election.

I made 101 things that would be better than Johnson too, it's like no-one listens to me. The horror.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:47, archived)
# Damn, should have refreshed!
I'll leave it for now, as a "hello again" b3ta post.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:50, archived)
# Yay! Hello :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:37, archived)
# Hello lovely!
Hope you and yours are all well and happy :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:58, archived)
# U OK hun?
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#
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# Hahaha!
Great minds. I pop back in after a significant absense and immediately post the same as someone else. B3ta... you never really leave :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha yours works better than mine!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:49, archived)
# I think we have both captured
the essence of the moment :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:50, archived)
# fucked, either way
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:51, archived)
# Unfortunately true
:/
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:56, archived)
# Heh!
Hope you don't mind I joined the party :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:51, archived)
# I love that despite being away for a while
I'm still on the right wavelength for b3ta :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:07, archived)
# I believe the blood should be on his hands.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:10, archived)
# Assume the position.

(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:24, archived)
# Absolutely fucking brilliant, and so true.
But as a staunch 'remoaner' I can't help but think this is indeed a democratic mandate, so I'm going to shut up for a while (then say "I told you so" in a couple of years...)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah it's kind of over for now. Gonna have to grin and bear it.
Can't really say people didn't know what they were voting for this time.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:13, archived)
# They knew what they were told they knew
Incidentally, the Tories got 56% of the seats with 44% of the vote.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:46, archived)
# Yep.
They won, we lost. I think we have to just accept that this is the way the country wants us to go.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:25, archived)
# country
being the operative word
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:35, archived)
# Only 44%!
I mean, I know I'm clutching at straws at this point, but worth noting.
Edit: Nope, 46% if you want to include BP in there
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Haha. And oh dear.
Saying "woo" feels wrong given the accuracy of the message.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:51, archived)
# Is that Dominic Cummings?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:13, archived)
# This is fecking awesome
Unlike what lies ahead
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# Fabulous stuff!
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# Excellent
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# Sadly I am old enough to remember living and voting in the 70's
Believe me, things are a lot better than back then, even with the current motley crowd of MPs. I remember 3 day weeks, unburied bodies in the streets, power cuts, the SPG beating the crap out protesters and the IRA trying to blow us up when I was at uni. Shit happens today, but to a lot less people.

Johnson is a ruthless political operator, but he ain't as bad as some I've lived through. If we want something different, then they have to be more than tribal, they have to take everyone along for the ride.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 16:19, archived)
# I have a feeling a few of those old hits might make a comeback.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:01, archived)
# No, they won't.
What really bothers me is the inability for people to accept democracy. If the other team gets more votes they get to call the shots. If your team didn't, it's because your ideas weren't as popular, so it's time to rethink. What seems to happen now is voters get immediately called racist or thick, when the reality is that the losing team's policies were a bit shit and the collective wisdom of voters spotted that. They may not be as educated, but they are not thick.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:49, archived)
# But...
The problem is that the people didn't vote for this. As has been much repeated since the election only 43% of the people voted Tory, yet they get 56% of the seats. Add in the Brexit Party and it's still only 46% of the population voted for definite pro-leave parties.

It's been like this for years and is an inherent failing in the FPTP system, the difference now is that the repercussions will be on a whole different level. There comes a point where you have to say FTPT is flawed and undemocratic and accept that it does not make for an election process that is friendly and calm.


(, Wed 18 Dec 2019, 9:14, archived)
# Impressive
While we are all bending over and grabbing our ankles for the trade fisting remember to spare some lube for page 48 of the Conservative manifesto.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Top notch
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# Yep. This.
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# A fine tradition.
*clicks*
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# depressing but fantastic
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# I like the combined Haynes manual and Opportunity Rover!
Not so much the labour rosette; but absolutely true.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:20, archived)
# Awwwww.
A bitter sweet moment each year.
Was the rosette a last minute addition?!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:52, archived)
# Yeah 2am
I’d planned to post it at some point today as soon as we knew what the result was going to be. Thought fuck it at 2am and posted it to try and cheer people up. It’s pretty bad when a picture of ~100 dead people is light relief from the news!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 14:10, archived)
# Hah
Harsh times indeed.
Splendid work as ever tho'
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# Great as always!
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# Fantastic work.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:19, archived)
# a noble tradition continues
*doffs cap..
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:27, archived)
# The year's not over...I'm hoping you can add a few more.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:11, archived)
# ^This
2 fat racist man babies please
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#
this is gorgeous
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# Superb.
But you should have placed the twisted firestarter next to niki lauda
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# Ha!
Right by Notre Dame.
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# Ah yeah
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# OMFG Shake n' Vac® is Dead!!?
:'(
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 17:30, archived)
# Avon from Blake's 7
And the voice of Jack FM.

Pizza Express isn't dead. Certainly more kicking than the Labour Party right now.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:02, archived)
# Awesome as always!
One more for you :( -- Danny Aiello
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:46, archived)
# A b3ta institution
Thanks for making me feel all melancholy
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 22:57, archived)
# B3ta at it's best
Wonderful.
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#
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# Shhh... for fuck's sake. You don't want to wake bonnie_prince-bob!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:24, archived)
# Hah!
Nicely done. Depressing, but nicely done.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:54, archived)
# Cheers.
It really is but I think it's where we're headed now.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 12:23, archived)
# Very nice.
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# Very good
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:20, archived)
# Any room for english asylum seekers?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:47, archived)
# Get in line.
I'm claiming my Irish passport and moving to Scotland.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:03, archived)
# Well at least it's Friday.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 9:04, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 11:58, archived)
# make all memes Samuel L Jackson
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# I must say; these are all MOTHERFUCKING good!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 13:33, archived)
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Beat me to it. Was planning on that one next. The lady in the back still isn’t SLJ
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# You MOTHERFUCKER!
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#
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# Ummm, I don't think...
Nevermind, carry on! :)
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:55, archived)
# *looks at filename*
Double LOL
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 20:55, archived)
# SATIRE!
innit?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 21:50, archived)
#
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# Pick a hit movie, and add The Telletubbies
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Winner!
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE*
.
.
.
*that will never happen.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:00, archived)
# Is this considered a hit movie?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 2:01, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 2:57, archived)
# LALA Land!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 7:15, archived)
#
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#
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# This cheered me up.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 1:02, archived)
# Ha Ha...Teletubbies; A New Hope
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#
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# No!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 2:57, archived)
# I un-friend u
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 3:01, archived)
# 'Frienemies'
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# This is beta!
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# -e +3
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#
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# MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER 2: MOTHERFUCKER DAY
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:47, archived)
# THE MOTHERFUCKENING
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:47, archived)
# You can do a highlander one.
In the End, There Can Be Only Motherfucking One
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:50, archived)
# new motherfucking compo!
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:53, archived)
# all motherfucking bandwagons etc...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:53, archived)
# I'll get my Motherfucking Magic Shoehorn....
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Ex-motherfucking-zactly
Pick a hit movie, and add Samuel L Jackson
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:54, archived)
# Yeah see....'MOTHERFUCKING' is funnier than 'MOTHERFUCKER'.....just is.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:55, archived)
# Darn, I deleted the file with layers (been working on this one for a couple of months) and only have the JPEG :/
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:49, archived)
# You mother fucker
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:58, archived)
# Priest Neck Sounds Great
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:53, archived)
# HAHA, It's a turtleneck
He gets chilly riding the bike at night
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:54, archived)
# I think someone cut off a white guys head and stuck a Motherfucking Motherfucker on there.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 0:56, archived)
# I'll be back mofo and such like
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 18:41, archived)
# I need your Big Kahuna Burger, your frosty beverage, and your motherfucker.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2019, 23:41, archived)

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