So then, whose hand is up this particular sock?
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jonbob loves you,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 18:55,
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depends who's asking, are you the real jonbob or an imposter?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 21:26,
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Yeah but, are you the real mofaha or just Pedro's comedy account?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 22:26,
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Apparently you 2.0'd my previous account, so I guess you wouldn't know.
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Thu 17 Sep 2020, 23:00,
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Well this was most unexpected but excellentCheers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 22:19,
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That's another fine mess you've gotten us into. 
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 13:17,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Lockdown LPs"){kind=small}
Happy Candles(also...where tf is Monkeon? It's his too.)
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 14:14,
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Candlez Schmandlez !This month is on fire!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 21:06,
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Two Elders in one day.Happy candles and many thanks for all your input. Much appreciated.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 22:23,
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His miserable shade returns every few years to rattle the windows and whisper "chawkeeeeeeeeeeeee" through your letterbox.He'll fuck off back to his crypt soon enough.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 12:32,
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hahahaHis old classic Chalky joke! Forgot about that shit
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Q4nobody,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 13:45,
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"Gary Lineker shit himself on the pitch at the World Cup in front of thousands
in the stadium and probably millions watching around the world
and Wayne Lineker is still the most embarrassing thing to happen to him"
de-ris:
pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh-3M2lWkAAkk9_?format=jpg&name=medium
(in the stadium and probably millions watching around the world
and Wayne Lineker is still the most embarrassing thing to happen to him"
de-ris:
pbs.twimg.com/media/Eh-3M2lWkAAkk9_?format=jpg&name=medium
unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 14:26,
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♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
My name is Alexander Cameltoe
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 9:04,
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Pedro! I’m sorry about your pictures, I haven’t forgotten, I promise I’ll make you some as soon as I can. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 2:38,
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nice, following in dad's footsteps
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 2:01,
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The more I look at her jaw the weirder it seems, have you shopped
(,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 17:45,
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non-shopped.She's gurning after a wee dab of speed in cabinet like. Just the ticket man.
(,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 17:58,
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If you mirrored both halves of her face I reckon it would look like 2 different people. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:55,
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She's been hiding an Indian woman on her side this whole time.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 19:32,
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Just to be fair, I did a Pedro split...and it's just what I suspected... I did a Pedro split...and it's just what I suspected...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:09,
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U NVR MAEKED ME A PIC :((
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:47,
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I think i fucke up...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:11,
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Snitchin', surely.Listening to her trying to say 'mingling' was fun.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:23,
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I stumbled onto a website devoted to the more well-upholstered ladiesTurns out she has quite a following, and the fact that she's an evil right-wing nutter seems to add to her allure.
(,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 21:44,
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No shovel big enough to slam into that smirking self satisfied arrogant faceA dog whistle told what to say regardless of consequences. She was only following orders.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:16,
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haha cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 17 Sep 2020, 2:22,
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I'd forgotten the name of the album and missed the genius of thisso have a late *click*
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custard,
Sat 19 Sep 2020, 11:00,
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Police search of the property expected to take several years.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:02,
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So how specific is the hunting thing?Can you get a bunch of friends together, give them air guns or pointy sticks or whatever, then when the police come round just say you're hunting rats or something? Or do you have to have a minimum portfolio size before the exemption kicks in?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 1:42,
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History and tradition, that's what it's based on. Nothing to do with class, money, or privilege. A 'real' hunt is one that was established in the 1700s by custodians of the land, such as a lords, knights, or kings. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 1:50,
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I don’t think he is, atomic. I think he’s riff-raff. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 3:05,
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No, no...he's defo a noble....some kind of noble.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 4:20,
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I do hang out with a lot of noblesNeon, argon, krypton, xenon...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:57,
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shift spendips make me sad inside,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:41,
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Those are some very precise instructions in that manual. No rob jokes pls
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:36,
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Judy is such a cunt. We keep telling her...3 pubes PER ball.It's not that difficult.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:50,
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And she worked for b3ta in the early 1960's?What are the chances?! O_o
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 2:03,
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Yes, she did some of the original in-depth studies of fucklift. It’s largely due to her extensive testing that they were able to conclude as early as 1971 that fucklift can literally never be funny. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 3:01,
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It was never meant to be 'funny'. It was originally a heart-felt artistic movement. Frogbeat made it funny.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 4:21,
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You’re deeply mistaken sir, and that’s not me talking, that’s Aunt Judy’s rigorous scientific analysis speaking right there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 5:12,
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She's working on this now ( ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' )....The results are not promising.
Perhaps you should look into other forms of entertainment.
(Perhaps you should look into other forms of entertainment.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:48,
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She’s dead, atomic. You’re mocking my dead Aunt Judy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 19:17,
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HELP HELP IT’S A COFFEE TABLEstolen from a hookah lounge
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:31,
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How disappointingly unpointy :( Disappointy, maybe yours will catch on
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:37,
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You just wait a few days. I'm working on some that will knock your eyes out.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:51,
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By the way, these events did happen, and have been going on for centuries. these events did happen and have been going on for centuries.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:53,
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Yes, hookah lounges were popular here for a while. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:22,
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Thanks.I think it's out of this world. :)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:30,
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You could say he had one foot in the grave
gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:52,
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You've got to dig your heels in and take the chemo gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:01,
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I guess he dragged his feet on that one.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:08,
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And it's us taxpayers who foot the bill gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:13,
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Toe-tally unfair! His family should step-up and kick in some ganja money.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:15,
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Don't mention the reggae singers.I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright.
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Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:25,
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QotW: I’m sorry I’ve mentioned the reggae singers mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:34,
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Were they popular reggae singers? gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 0:19,
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I know how to make reggae singers palatable to /board:Which reggae singer was in Star Wars?
Shaggy the Hutt!!!
Big Fish CatcherIn this picture he’s saying, “you shoulda seen the size of the thing, just the head alone was this long”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 5:20,
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Damn I’m really pleased with my work here. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 5:20,
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He's wearing a tux outside in a rocky area, with a bruised face and hands.Not very believable.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 16 Sep 2020, 19:30,
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