She'd have gotten away with itif it wasn't for those pesky kids
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Wed 17 Mar 2021, 13:56,
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"Pesky kids...Speaking of which, you haven't seen my mate's black book lying around anywhere have you?"
- Prince Andrew
(- Prince Andrew
johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before,
Sun 21 Mar 2021, 11:47,
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it's a play on words
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:57,
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mono brow? i don't get it you're not very good at this are you, pedro? i mean, it's not very funny, is it?
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:32,
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oh i get it now*doesn't really get it*
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:37,
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I don't do 'funny' :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:36,
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Wonder if there's a stage drama about the origin of the dictionaryThat would be a play on words.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:35,
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How to tell is someone is having a stroke
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 10:49,
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Or accidentally standing on the griddle
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 11:35,
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U mean Eggo factory, right? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 23:18,
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FTLOG!Will someone else start using the "title" attribute, so I don't have to look up the the fucking properties of a post?
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:43,
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Show me how :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 0:16,
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<img src="www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1210326782/squirrelwithtits.jpg" title="Squirrel with Tits!">
Mouse over the pic for RISSY goodness.
Credit where it's due: b3ta.com/board/archive/33845/
(Mouse over the pic for RISSY goodness.
Credit where it's due: b3ta.com/board/archive/33845/
Ratsta,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 2:26,
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Have today's youth already forgotten our illustrious past?
( Ratsta,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 4:21,
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whatever happenedto just called it "alt text"?
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 14:47,
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HTML alt text is actually different to title text.Alt text is a textual description of an element that's used if the element can't be displayed (e.g. an image or video in a non-graphical browser), whilst title text is supplemental information.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 19:21,
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Tupperwarewolf, geddit?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 1:09,
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Burp At The Moon PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 1:41,
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Why does that wolf have a snake's mouth?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 8:31,
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please refer to QotW to submit a question
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 8:57,
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The boss is back, shit's about to go downGreenlight Project Paparazzi Mk.II
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 19:11,
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It says here we are trapped within an Institution that goes back well over 1,000 years and that we didn't do enough after having to endure that awful preacher and gospel singers at their wedding to accommodate Meghan... God. Who does she think she is? The Queen of England?
(,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 22:01,
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Ban-Hammers?PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 16:13,
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TEAR DOWN THE 'SHOP
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 13:11,
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Which one's 'Pink'? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 16:13,
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Theresa May's gained weight.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 17 Mar 2021, 19:17,
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Henry got a promotion because he sucks up to the boss
He's also quite good at cleaning up the PM's messes, finding dirt on people and making vacuous statements.
twitter.com/b3ta/status/1371497715725664262
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 16:50,
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"Next up, Chancellor Patel's Two Minute Hate. Today, protesters, travellers and slightly annoying people"
Click for bigger (57 kb) Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:19,
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A massive bunch of people crowded together and defying regulations devised to minimise virus transmission and save lives.Should the police make exceptions whenever a group feels really strongly about something?
(,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:29,
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I was referring to the Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill being rushed through Parliamentwhich targets protesters, travellers and annoying people, amongst others.
If you were referring to the vigil and the police's response, well, that's another kettling of fish.
(If you were referring to the vigil and the police's response, well, that's another kettling of fish.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 17:39,
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I wasand the way that MPs fell over themselves to blame everything on the Met. If they'd allowed everything to carry on without intervening and there was a massive surge in London cases, who would have got the blame?
"We'll change the national restrictions and guidance every 5 seconds until no-one knows what the hell they're doing, either the public or those put out there to keep law and order. We won't ever give them anything concrete to work within, insisting that everything should be proportionate and down to their own interpretation, and then whenever the public decide they've overstepped the mark we won't get any of the blame."
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 18:04,
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"We'll change the national restrictions and guidance every 5 seconds until no-one knows what the hell they're doing, either the public or those put out there to keep law and order. We won't ever give them anything concrete to work within, insisting that everything should be proportionate and down to their own interpretation, and then whenever the public decide they've overstepped the mark we won't get any of the blame."
To be fair, it seems there's a good chance it was the Met who murdered that lady.
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 18:28,
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I think that popular b3tan "brb" might scream racism at you if you start inferring that all police officers are the same.
(,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 18:41,
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Yeah but if one's done a bit of sex offending and murdering then there's a good chance that others could.It's like with us GPs. Not all of us are mass murderers but Shipman proved that we could be so they had to make us do hundreds of hours of appraisals and revalidation since then to make sure we don't have time to go round murdering people any more.
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 19:01,
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So that's why it's impossible to get past the receptionist to see my doctor, you're all doing endless paperwork.
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 19:18,
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I don't tend to condone police officers killing people, then beating up the very people protesting being killed by the police.Seems fucking weird to me that people are siding against these women. I guess some round here are being edgy and ironic, but fucking hell.
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brb bio in pussy,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 21:50,
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"People being killed by the police"? Fucking hell, yourself.Sarah Everard's suspected murderer is a man who just happens to be a policeman in his day job. He didn't do the murder as part of his employment. Wording it that way draws an obvious comparison with black people regularly dying by the hand of US law enforcement. I don't recall seeing headlines in the UK about women frequently getting killed as a direct result of police action.
And who on here is "siding against" the women?
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:18,
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And who on here is "siding against" the women?
Racist AND misogynist, I should be cancelled and bannedthen murdered
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:39,
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Well perhaps this one time we can just say how ‘problematic’ your attitude is mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 22:59,
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I'd like to be better, really.For instance, right now I can't grasp how sending the R number right back up, indirectly causing a few thousand extra deaths and extending the lockdown period even further is a good show of solidarity with others who don't feel safe walking home alone at night. But I know that viewing things in this way makes me a terrible person.
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 23:13,
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Honestly I’m a bit out of my depth dribble, I don’t know what an R number is, I’m such a fucking yank these daysMore than 3 years since I was in the UK, no point since my mum died.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 23:25,
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We're either a rubbish version of the US, or it's the other way round
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Tue 16 Mar 2021, 2:04,
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I remember I was in melbourne when it won some international poll as being the most "liveable city on earth" , whatever that meansI thought, "christ, the world must be really shit if this is as good as it gets"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 3:17,
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melbourne's a very nice city thoughi like munich too, but i've not lived there.
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Tue 16 Mar 2021, 4:04,
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Are you actually outraged at the idea of women being safe, or the idea of women being political active, or what?Are you getting upset by the wording or framing of reality, rather than being upset with the inequality inherent in the system? Why did you bring race and my name into this? Are you okay?
( brb bio in pussy,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 15:56,
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Yes, reading back those posts again it's clear that my problem is women speaking up, rather than a super spreader event necessitating police intervention. You tit.
(,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 16:23,
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So you are protesting against women protesting against being unsafe, because it's not safe for them to do so.May I assume you're against holding elections during a pandemic too?
Still curious as to why you brought race and my name into this discussion. Still seems like you're far from okay. Seems like you're being a bit of a virtue signalling culture warrior looking for an SJW punching bag, which is quite sad.
(Still curious as to why you brought race and my name into this discussion. Still seems like you're far from okay. Seems like you're being a bit of a virtue signalling culture warrior looking for an SJW punching bag, which is quite sad.
brb bio in pussy,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 17:44,
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You were always a shit troll but this is pathetic even by your standards. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 17:54,
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It’s gotten a bit personal, some of it gets to you. You’re not troll material really, you'd be better off just being nicer, like you are sometimes. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 19:31,
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Thanks..? I dunno if I make it personal, because I'm quite oblivious to a lot of subtext, and I'm hopeless at keeping track of who anyone actually is, or remembering the frank and lively conversations we might have had.
( brb bio in pussy,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 20:20,
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All I’m saying is, you now perfectly well how to get along with people if you want to. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:08,
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We can work through it together if you like.I think you are playing the role of Culture Warrior, and for that you need to conjure a foil, the Social Justice Warrior.
To signal the virtues you hold dear, you need to punch down against the arguments made by your weak enemy, who is simultaneously powerful because he represents the dominant liberal narrative you are rebelling against, with its disgusting obsession with politeness, equality and fairness.
(To signal the virtues you hold dear, you need to punch down against the arguments made by your weak enemy, who is simultaneously powerful because he represents the dominant liberal narrative you are rebelling against, with its disgusting obsession with politeness, equality and fairness.
brb bio in pussy,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 19:31,
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Unfortunately under the current circumstances, getting out more isn’t that simple any more. I think we’re all suffering from that to some degree. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 22:15,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Ob3tuaries"){kind=small}
I never know whether to put these in the "Ob3tuaries" challenge or the "Two panel celebrity name jokes" one
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It's the latest fadNew threaders are dope
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 13:24,
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If anything the script is even more graphic than what what we see on screen
Some interesting differences
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Mon 15 Mar 2021, 14:04,
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Some interesting differences
still hungry after attacking Schumacher cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 23:52,
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Number 5 is a prank
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:22,
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What’s particularly impressive is she’s suggested saying those things to herself.
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Fri 19 Mar 2021, 19:41,
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He's a just a little hoarse from all the singing PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 17:47,
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I always wondered what happened to Shergar.
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 16:58,
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it's largely been replaced by Ashpartame cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:36,
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Nothing in that article about victoria beckhamperhaps it's on the dead linked second page
(,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:05,
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Or the bbc started doing clickbait a decade earlier than I thought
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Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:06,
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One very angry man
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 15:13,
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..‘Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you?’
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf,
Tue 16 Mar 2021, 23:35,
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Happy Mother's Day Mum, lots of love, Charmaine
Click for bigger (357 kb)
eXOBeX,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 14:44,
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go westlife is peaceful there
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 21:24,
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3 Men and a Little Ammo PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 12:14,
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I don't like it when a boss defends her staff's actions, when they risk their own health trying to stop other people hurting each othershe shud be sacked!!1
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Sun 14 Mar 2021, 13:07,
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As long as you don't hurt Pink. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 0:17,
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Very close to being fried pork right there...^
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 0:19,
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If there will be cracklings (or fried rinds) I'm all for it then :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 0:20,
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That should be an image challenge......take your favourite pic and make pork rinds out of it.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 4:43,
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Fire up the cave paints (or other rudimentary visual storytelling method of your choice)
(,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 9:39,
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Dark Side of the Mac & Cheese PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 12:15,
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It really does look like that doesn’t it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 13:44,
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yupme neither
it's almost as if you have too much time on your hands
weird
(it's almost as if you have too much time on your hands
weird
blyerkit e k trilby,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 22:52,
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atomic: 3 hours work in photoshop
mofaha: 1 second to flip the filter switch
(mofaha: 1 second to flip the filter switch
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 23:41,
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Well I mean it’s more complex than that. Probably. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Mar 2021, 0:48,
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Woo!Would play this as an Angry Birds clone.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 0:12,
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This is me big chance!.......FP THIS NOW!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 4:06,
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[this was not the response I was hoping for] :'(
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 18:36,
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The Cling and I PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 11:34,
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North & South
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 18:09,
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Fucking shitty
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 14 Mar 2021, 20:51,
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