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[challenge entry] I've got a bad feeling about this holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 7:55, archived)
# You'll soon get into the swing of things
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 8:56, archived)
# Oh no.....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:20, archived)
# I managed 37 and they barred me from future holidays
(rogerzilla, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Skegness is such a WILD place!
(Victor Victoria, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 23:22, archived)
# Wait a sec...
Gorilla reflectoporn!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 19:05, archived)
# TWO POUND FORTYNINE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 21:38, archived)
# Freekeee!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 22:34, archived)
# Polyjuice Potion that turns you into Tim Martin. Niche market, to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 10:43, archived)
# I can't work out who Tim Martin is turning into - looks like Jake Humphrey but I might be wrong.
(Cerberus64, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 11:50, archived)
# I had to look him up.
Nope, it's Ed Gamble, the ultra annoying stand-up who ruins various panel games and does a tory-boy 'ffffff' laugh at his own jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Are you not entertained?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 13 Jul 2021, 13:57, archived)
# Do you mind? You're pushing 2019 off the page.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 15:47, archived)
# Exactly. Knowing what we do, I reckon we should hang on to 2019 for as long as we can
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Manimal?

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(Barnstoneworth 【ツ】, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 12:35, archived)
# why are male nipples still acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 14:13, archived)
# They're not, they're rude.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 19:43, archived)
# Centaurs have two ribcages, which implies they have two sets of internal organs.
Do centaur babies drink human milk or horse milk, or do they get to choose?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 14:48, archived)
# The front half of the foal/ baby would drink human milk
(Hemipygous, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 15:22, archived)
# It's a human centaurpede situation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 16:47, archived)
# This is why I wiped out all the centaurs in my realm
They're nonsense, and I won't put up with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 18:56, archived)
# said the invisible wizard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 19:44, archived)
# Yes, I have spoken! My word is my law. Reality bends to my arcane will.
Don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 21:54, archived)
# Fantasy norks for all
(rogerzilla, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 14:55, archived)
# I consider this splendid
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 19:36, archived)
# Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 20:31, archived)
# Hello
Bravo
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ass rides
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 11:31, archived)
# Meanwhile in London
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I have a scythe and black hoodie, did occur to me early in the pandemic, to go for a walk...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 16:49, archived)
# reaper man
(ozof, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 11:20, archived)
#
l n
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 14:06, archived)
# Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 16:17, archived)
# IKR they're underage
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 16:51, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 3:16, archived)
# Love it!
Truly b3tarded.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst DM ever.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 0:49, archived)
# dead men don't vote
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 11:38, archived)
# It's almost elegantly Darwinian to see right wingers encouraging each other to behave less responsibly during a pandemic.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Slow and shit

Great song though.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Look Brian, I'm kissing the Sphinx. No, it's not a cliché, it's artistic.
(plankton, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 19:00, archived)
# Just gopher it
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I just done a shit in pool...lol...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:54, archived)
#
Got a big laugh from me.
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(franky765, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 16:47, archived)
# Oh that is very good
Have a click
(gijoel, Fri 16 Jul 2021, 12:11, archived)
# Inspired by the weekends events, Boris Johnson attempts to become the first PM in space
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:08, archived)
# Farting sumo space Johnson is the best Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:47, archived)
# Add a green laser pen and he'd be all set for the next footie game.
(Hemipygous, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:17, archived)
# Guess his piles have flared up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:34, archived)
# WHEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:50, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:54, archived)
# Also whose body is that? Takakeisho?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:13, archived)
# It's Boris Johnson's
What you're proposing is a head transplant, which is not possible with current medical science.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:22, archived)
# The essence of you exists within your head, so what you really mean is a whole body transplant.
I think it's Takakeisho's body, but the olive mawashi suggests otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:34, archived)
# Where does the essence of Johnson exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:50, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I made some moments ago.
Is it Hidenoumi?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 20:19, archived)
# ♥SWEET CAROLINE BUT THAT'S MAGNIFICENT!♥
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 22:34, archived)
# Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
Anti-grav Sumo costume.
(davyclam, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 15:06, archived)
#
I'm glad to see this on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 3:16, archived)
# The Droste effect as art direction
(driverchris, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:02, archived)
# Does the Droste effect kick in when you've eaten too many chocolates?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:09, archived)
# I was expecting reflectoporn
(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:23, archived)
# +1000 ketchup points!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 22:35, archived)
# That's good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 14:49, archived)
# On the road to nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 3:18, archived)
# Tragedy + Time
(1UP! Socially Distant, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 1:25, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:23, archived)
# Quick, get in!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:20, archived)
# Wearing flares is coming back into fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 0:09, archived)
# That gum you like is coming back in style.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 3:48, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that if you ask me.
I enjoy the feeling of them swish as I walk. I'm talking cotton in the summer, not polyester disco pants, mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 7:37, archived)
# I was thinking smoke flares up the bum, but hey, whatever floats your boat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 10:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 3:48, archived)
# That's a gas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2021, 3:18, archived)
# 3 Liars on a....
Bindun? Quick Dirty either way

(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 20:19, archived)
# Three Brians On A Shirt
Cant
May
Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:42, archived)
# or for more lols
Harvey
Molko
Cohen
(rogerzilla, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 7:50, archived)
# One Brian under a wheel
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 8:20, archived)
# Fuck
penalties. I like that england squad, it's a shitty way to lose
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:59, archived)
# Well COVID is the real winner here...
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:00, archived)
# Took a great penalty.
In off the throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:10, archived)
# I liked its distribution earlier in the match, the way it was able to pick people out
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:13, archived)
# So what bad news did the govt announce while the game was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:14, archived)
# Everyone over 75 to be placed immediately into mincing machines
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:19, archived)
# The soylent majority have spoken.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:40, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:51, archived)
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(WGCtrev, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:00, archived)
# Two species separated by a common planet
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:20, archived)
# It's Cummings' home, it's Cummings' home, it's Cummings'...

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(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:03, archived)
# Buckminster Fuller's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:21, archived)
# Ed Buckyballs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 18:57, archived)
# Bucky No'Hair
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:03, archived)
# Johnson's bad mmmmkay
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 21:23, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:29, archived)

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