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# The lights are on, but nobody's home.

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(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 12:48, archived)
# FP this now!
Excellent
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:07, archived)
# Mike, Prick, Vivian and Neil
Not enough large glasses of wine though.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:14, archived)
# Nom nom...ostrich anus sarny
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:23, archived)
#
hahaha vg
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:51, archived)
# Wouldn't she have a negative score - as she keeps on interrupting the questions with a wrong answer?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 14:03, archived)
#
or she would keeping asking the quiz master, "why are you asking"
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 14:44, archived)
# Tell me, Nadine, have you spoken to yourself in the last 24hrs?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 15:08, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 15:20, archived)
# The boffins at Oxford have cloned Dorries
Science gone mad
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 15:49, archived)
# 0/0
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:08, archived)
# That's the same as 10/10 right?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:07, archived)
# For you,...yes.
For her,...no.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:42, archived)
# *wiggles*
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 2:09, archived)
# i've seen that middle top guy before
tronface
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 6:21, archived)
# Bring in the logic probe!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 12:34, archived)
#
He looks like Fred arminson imo
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 23:22, archived)
# Weird.
I like it.
W/Y/H
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Ooh, a comic...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:09, archived)
# How Viz-ish!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers
ears
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:32, archived)
# I'd say Beano-ish. Beanoic? Beanoesque.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 22:53, archived)
# All of those
maybe a little Whizzer and Chippy?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:12, archived)
# A little Dandy, too.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:41, archived)
# I have a badge
From the Tank Girl people that says "sorted for whizzer and chips" and it's fucking great
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 8:18, archived)
# Beanoid?
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:04, archived)
# Beans
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 4:17, archived)
# Beany
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 9:31, archived)
# Maybe just a little teenyweenybeany.....
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 10:12, archived)
# :D WOO!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:59, archived)
# yes, that's right
dynamite dirtbox
bumhole blunderbuss
fundament fireworks
botty bang bang
cheeky culverin
chocolate carronade
fudgebox falconet
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:09, archived)
# If it's delicious and lights
It's dynamites!

(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:29, archived)
# Excellento
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 6:07, archived)
# Weapon of Ass Destruction
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 10:41, archived)
#
wins
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 11:02, archived)
# Yes,
this.
But I'm sticking with Arse Cannon. :)
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Easier to find
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 13:00, archived)
# Should Happen.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 20:43, archived)
# Japanese newspapers are so funny.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:26, archived)
# I have questions
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:59, archived)
# โŸฟใ…’โคฃใ€”ใŠƒใ€•โŸดสเฏน.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:28, archived)
# It's like you read my mind
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:29, archived)
# Well I do.
I'm happy to answer any reasonable questions. Don't ask me to translate it though.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:47, archived)
# Is this true?
(, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 0:10, archived)
# It contains truth.
(, Sun 6 Feb 2022, 14:06, archived)
# feelin lazy....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Needs more Star Wars ;)

(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 20:18, archived)
# Both of these are great moments in History.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 23:28, archived)
# This brightens up my day
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 0:00, archived)
# Prospective candidates for the first minister of norn iron have expressed interest.....

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(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:56, archived)
# Available at short notice
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:24, archived)
# Available on free transfer
would swap for Ker-Plunk
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 15:01, archived)
# Non-Confectionary, but it's . . . .
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 10:00, archived)
# Lovely!!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 10:31, archived)
# When I look at this all I can hear is
"We can't repel Christmas dinners at that magnitude!"
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:08, archived)
# More like this, please.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:57, archived)
# How is this not a Dr Who
Christmas episode
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 8:19, archived)
# haha!
I love this. Also Obiwan looks a bit like Steptoe
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:06, archived)
# (They're both Obiwan)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:20, archived)
# pfft how did I not see that
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:44, archived)
# it's a Track!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:22, archived)
# There's a frustrated line of landcruisers waiting to overtake
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:26, archived)
# they'll be fine
they're used to travelling in single file, to hide their numbers
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 19:21, archived)
# That's no moose
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Oh that is very good!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 19:58, archived)
# Exciting new show from Disney+!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 8:55, archived)
# hehe, they'll do anything for a spin off series these days!
I don't know why, but the Book series doesn't appeal to me? Is it worth watching?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 10:09, archived)
# I haven't been able to get into any of the Starwars or Disney stuff post Endgame.
I did watch the first series of The Mandalorian and I thought it was fine. But I wasn't compelled to watch more. Usually I'm a one series kind of person, with the only exception to that recently being Bojack Horseman. Which was amazing.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:07, archived)
# Bojack and The Mandalorian in the same paragraph! What is this, some sort of crossover reply?
Big love for Bojack, especially that underwater episode.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:16, archived)
# Really quite incredible stuff.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:27, archived)
# It didn't grab me when I tried it
but I've watched all of Assy McGee so you know I'll get round to it eventually.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:52, archived)
# It's pretty weird actually.
The first 4 episodes contained a lot of Boba Fett and were a bit dull.

The latest 2 episodes hardly contained him at all and were great!

One episode left.....
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:53, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:11, archived)
# Fucking Shitty Velcro
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:24, archived)
# EWW U POSTED A PICTURE OF FEET!! GROSS!! LOL
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] *POP*
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:10, archived)
#
i like both of these pictures
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:43, archived)
# Hah!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 6:45, archived)
#
:))
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 8:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2022, 21:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 7 Feb 2022, 9:23, archived)
# * It's not Stanley Johnson
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:08, archived)
# A bit corny.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 1:44, archived)
# *promoted to kernel*
i was going to do a boom-meringue, but it's the kind of joke that either falls flat or blows up in your face
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 3:32, archived)
# haha
good work on both.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 10:10, archived)
# Vegan warfare
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 11:17, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Yay!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 13:03, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 18:09, archived)
#

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(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 22:01, archived)
# Anything with Desmond's gets 5 thumbs up from me
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 22:46, archived)
# How are things in Dorset?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:56, archived)
# things are good
endorse what?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 19:54, archived)
# FUCKAROO.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:17, archived)
# NO U
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:17, archived)
# FCKAROO?
idgi
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 21:36, archived)
# I'm sorry you didn't like his engorged red penis.
Yours is more child-friendly tho.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# OIC.......!
Very subtle use of lamppost :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 6:57, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:58, archived)
# IDGI
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 1:45, archived)
# See above.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:59, archived)
# No U
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 17:15, archived)
# FINE
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 18:55, archived)
# Yup, it all checks out.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 18:56, archived)
# The Milky Bars are in me
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:39, archived)
# FUCK
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 21:59, archived)
# heeawww, heeawww, heeaww-lways says that.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:02, archived)
# SAVE 4%
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Oh wow…those are called Lawn Darts, here on Earth!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:06, archived)
# Some gorn could do a mildly amusing photoshop based on that pun!
But hang on, why don't you call them Human Darts? Earthlings are strange.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:20, archived)
# Lamppost Darts! XD o/\o
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 4:31, archived)
# I bet he’s Gorn fishing next
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:12, archived)
# More gorns in skirts
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Are you saying that while tutting
or is it a request?
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 21:38, archived)
# Young skirts...yes!
Fresh Gorn Meat!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 1:47, archived)
# Credit me
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 3:12, archived)
# Yeah right.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:18, archived)
# The 2022 remix
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 18:56, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 18:57, archived)
#
:D

I can't see gove or boris in there they must be hiding
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:08, archived)
# !!

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(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 16:19, archived)
# :D Could be worse (or better, depending on your perspective)
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 18:54, archived)
# So when it comes to actually drawing feet it seems you can’t be bothered
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:09, archived)
# just u wait
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Hurry up
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:04, archived)
# and then you say something about how coy he is.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:24, archived)
# More toe-penis......typical Pedro.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 1:48, archived)
# Tracing isn’t allowed
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:00, archived)
# My freehand drawing is not good
That ankle was the chef's kiss
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:02, archived)
# That’s why slippers were invented.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 22:27, archived)
# Why?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 0:00, archived)
# So people wouldn't have to draw feet ofc.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Always tricky
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] some cookie greatly improved by lack of cookie!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 11:41, archived)
# nice
-click-
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:35, archived)
# :))
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Candles!!!! Lots of them!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 17:18, archived)
# It’s your candle day! Take a few moments to reflect on what you’ve done.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:10, archived)
# Happy candlescandlescandlescandlescandles etc.
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:37, archived)
# glee xx
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 19:54, archived)
# Lamppost…check!
(, Thu 3 Feb 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Oh, fantastic. Great fun!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2022, 9:30, archived)

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