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# Evening! Have a happy fluffy ball.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:11, archived)
# There are more than 3 pubes on this ball.
MODS!!! NSFW!!!!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)
# *this* close to editing two of these on to the pic below
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Daww!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)
# How does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:21, archived)
# As fragrant as a fluffy bumwipe
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:59, archived)
# O_O NOOO……that’s the monster from Full Metal Alchemist!!!!!!! Kill it!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:36, archived)
# I've been looked at this way before
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:48, archived)
# Klum
NSFW Clicky

Three day early friendly board moderator: link to stuff that looks NSFW please
(JauntyArt, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
# MODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:08, archived)
# thanks, that will get me my job back
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 11:35, archived)
# So Manny was right, it is hot in the worm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/features/faq/#unsure
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:12, archived)
# It's alright, a friendly board moderator will be along in about three days time to change the post into a link.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:30, archived)
# When they spot this, still at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:47, archived)
# Although this looks like porn and will probably get someone fired, I think it's worth it because it's so funny. So very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:14, archived)
# The joke is that Klum is the surname of Heidi Klum, and he's clearly not hiding.
Also that she was married to Seal, and he's got a seal's cock. I think. Or something like that, anyway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:22, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:38, archived)
# And yet the Gort fisting stays...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:17, archived)
# Fictional robot assault is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:21, archived)
# Whoah there bucko!
It WAY more than OK. It's fucking hawt!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:25, archived)
# that's an informational gif illustrating an advanced medical technique
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 12:28, archived)
# Better than gay meat.
Obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:22, archived)
# If you insist
gay meat
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:52, archived)
# O_O
Holy Sheep Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Meatspin loses something without the soundtrack I think.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:20, archived)
# The way 'pornographic' images are regarded on this site is not consistent.
Or to put it another way, pictures of naked women are consistently tolerated while pictures of naked men are consistently not.

Either it should all be censored or none of it should. If you're fine with Pedro's big feet girls and Atomic's paedophilia, you should be fine with Ballymoran's worm penis.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:22, archived)
# I'm not fine with any of it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:25, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:29, archived)
# But you do butt stuff with flags
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:55, archived)
# What I do in the privacy of my own home is none of your damn business
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:00, archived)
# Just stick to fisting androids you moaning old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:28, archived)
# what star wars movie are you quoting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:37, archived)
# Star Wars: The Clone Whores (2008)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:50, archived)
# taking a word from each
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:40, archived)
# It states in the faq that the NSFW 'rule' might be interpreted differently by different mods, to pre-empt this criticism.
This was back in the days when there was more than one mod though, obviously.

For me, Pedro's big feet girls wouldn't be easily mistaken for porn at a glance, and your Gort-fisting definitely wouldn't, whereas this post would. And atomic's stuff... *waggles hand*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:58, archived)
# How would you search for the base image for Pedro's girls?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:16, archived)
# haha that's not even vaguely relevant and you know it. Grasping at straws
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:58, archived)
# Would you like a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:47, archived)
# Wasn't it Cleese who said that line? I get the impression every 5 minutes of his is the full half hour now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:31, archived)
# Joined GBeebies now. :'|
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 22:16, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Next question?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:59, archived)
# What are fundamental particles made of?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:50, archived)
# You're shit at this,
and your lack of self-awareness embarrasses everyone else on your behalf.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:28, archived)
# LOL, I'm shit at this, right.
When you attack the person making the argument, you're signalling that you have lost the argument, you silly floppy titty smelly willy bum poo face.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 13:32, archived)
# fun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:34, archived)
# I’m exempt from the rules cuz I’m awesome. ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 19:43, archived)
# "Either it should all be censored or none of it should" is a bit of a cheat really, because there's no definition of what "it" is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:36, archived)
# Faith No More's first draft of Epic required some polishing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:44, archived)
# On olden /board, a glimpse of stocking
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:56, archived)
# Now heaven mourns
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 16:25, archived)
# Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at Gorn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:51, archived)
# wankle, maybe yours
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:52, archived)
# Anything Goes!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:19, archived)
# Have there been a lot of pictures of naked men posted on b3ta, then linked by a mod?
Asking for a friend.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:45, archived)
# Look I hate to raise this but do invisible cartoon men count?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:51, archived)
# Of course they can't, they're not able to see their fingers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:03, archived)
# I can't see the point
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 21:40, archived)
# Hey! Ho! Whoa!
I can’t help if young girls are hot and old bags are not!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:18, archived)
# I genuinely did not want to lol at this
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 17:54, archived)
# Do NOT
GIS for Gort fisting
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 15:07, archived)
# The fearsome, one-eyed, fluff beastie is here to wish you sweet dreams.

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 23:46, archived)
# :D :D :D Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 1:47, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 9:14, archived)
# I had sweet dreams last night, and now I know why.
Thank you, fluff beastie!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] All Creatures Gort & Small
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:08, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:16, archived)
# All Time!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:52, archived)
# His sound at 3:47
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLd8qkmdBd0
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 3:35, archived)
# Fucking, shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:34, archived)
# Right in the Gorthole
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 23:58, archived)
# giveitafuckingrest ELON!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:07, archived)
# So that's where sand comes from.
I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:35, archived)
# ONCE AGAIN ALL TIME MY GLASS
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 7:41, archived)
# WRONG ACCOUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 11:11, archived)
# The 5,000 sockpuppets of Doctor B
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 12:05, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:47, archived)
# The things we do
for love.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 3:00, archived)
# I paid good money for that in London
(rogerzilla, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 7:06, archived)
# All robots of a certain age should have this checkup.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 14:46, archived)
# Tesla bot 2.0, now with composting stomach for ruely humans.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 17:00, archived)
# Teh board is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 18:55, archived)
# Nobody can compete with Gort fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:08, archived)
# This might be the end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:33, archived)
# no, this is the end
b3ta.com/board/11086921
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:18, archived)
# Daily Mirror trigger warning
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:22, archived)
# looks nothing like Trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:02, archived)
# ...my olny friend, the end....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:16, archived)
# That was the beginning of the end.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 0:13, archived)
# But when is NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:07, archived)
# Now is NOW!
I thought we discussed this.
Just watch Spaceballs "This is now!" scene, and you will understand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:42, archived)
# That was the inspiration for my comment.
Classic Comedy Cinema!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:56, archived)
# Hurry up, magenta-rod
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 22:04, archived)
# "Have you found it yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 21:16, archived)
# too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Totally Was A Tory
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:42, archived)
#
_LVM_L
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Matt Handcock
Nominative determinism
(davyclam, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Because he's famous for touching penises
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 14:08, archived)
# Matt Handcock touched my penis, and all I got was this t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Ditto Michael Fabricant
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Nov 2022, 16:15, archived)
# no it's destiny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 20:59, archived)
# Jabba's 600 lb life ep 2

Click for bigger (500 kb)
(Groovejackson, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:23, archived)
#
h +sl
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 22:54, archived)
# eton?
makes sense
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 2 Nov 2022, 0:56, archived)
#
(Erromes King, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:23, archived)
# Hi, Shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 19:40, archived)
# They Kenneth Clarks?
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Or nick cloggs?
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
# I Am ba.. FAWKS
(Erromes King, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:56, archived)
# I foresee more lawsuits...
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:05, archived)
# This picture can't be yours.
It's clearly stollen.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Opportunistic pea
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 22:33, archived)
# easiest election ever
whoever wins it will be a piece of cake
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Jabba's 600 lb life

Click for bigger (524 kb)
(Groovejackson, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:04, archived)
# But he has Leia in a gold bikini
Who's the loser now?
(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:48, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:59, archived)
#
"6-Ton" more like
(Erromes King, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Hutt*
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Still making these...

...even though they never get used :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 11:47, archived)
# error 405 not used
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 14:43, archived)
# Your 404’s are 404 from the 404’s.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:46, archived)
# His 404's what 404 from the 404's what?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 14:57, archived)
# Hit it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)
# Gone, baby, gone*
Gorn, baby, gorn
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:14, archived)
# Rob usually updates these every two years
It's been a while though, maybe he died along with b3ta?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 20:20, archived)
# He's not allowed to until the last maintenance payment
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Been a while since I've posted.
de-ris: A "granny square" is the basic unit of many crochet blankets. Blocking is a technique to straighten the finished product so it's all nice and neat. Made this today for another social media site. Figured you might like it here too.

Granny you're a square from a yarn ball
Hooking in the lounge gonna be a blanket some day
You got dye in your lots you're made of knots
Wavin' your edges all over the shop knowin'

We will we will block you!
We will we will block you!


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 6:26, archived)
# Ignore any nasty responses, they're just crotchety
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 10:37, archived)
# knit wit
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 11:48, archived)
# People are just needlelessly aggressive
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 11:58, archived)
#
I'm in stitches!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 12:11, archived)
# Oh, purl-ease
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:00, archived)
# wool you all stop it please
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:19, archived)
# They can’t….they’re hooked!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:36, archived)
# so funny, I'm in stitches
EDIT: Oops! repetition
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:49, archived)
# It takes balls to admit to your mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:09, archived)
# Don't worry about it.
Most of us just quickly skein the replies before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:46, archived)
# Yarn joking are you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:26, archived)
# Pardon me
I just dropped one.
(davyclam, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 16:25, archived)
# I wouldn’t loom in that room!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 17:08, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Man vs Pigeons

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Happy Halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:46, archived)
# It's a tale as old as time.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 22:59, archived)
# *CACKLES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 23:39, archived)
#
"We have such sights to show you..."
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 4 Nov 2022, 19:52, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Nov 2022, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Scorchio!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 10:32, archived)
# crimbo weather
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:17, archived)
# I love atomic in drag <3 <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:35, archived)
# Hey! Pedro's mom is a really nice guy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:42, archived)
# then come over here and suck yo wife's dick**
**(old prison joke punchline)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 12:22, archived)
# Everything on fire and they'll still be talking about gradual transitions and distant targets
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 12:32, archived)
# no rising sea levels?
it's not all bad news
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:17, archived)
# Those 45s represent the numbers crossing, the chariots aren't far behind
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 10:39, archived)
# Has the UK gone back to Imperial weather yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 18:55, archived)
# Temperature and pressure in metric
Wind speed in imperial...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 20:20, archived)
# schizo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:24, archived)
# We don't talk about climate change over here now
Boris jolly well sorted it all out with a biff on the nose, rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:51, archived)
# Freebase Funko Pop
(JauntyArt, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:15, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:38, archived)
# Fuko PP?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Ballymrac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Nearly went to work for Funko
- but let's face it, it's all a massive load of expensive landfill just waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 23:18, archived)
# These "collectibles" will outlast the human race
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 23:28, archived)
# Yeah, so you worked for Funko Pop
No need to be big headed about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 9:29, archived)
# woo
Funko Smug, Funko Flan, Funko Sturdy...collect 'em all.

Funko Fear, sadly, wouldn't fit in the standard box.
(rogerzilla, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 7:00, archived)
# Fucko Plop
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 31 Oct 2022, 9:24, archived)
# nice guns
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 10:33, archived)
# Bristol Stool #4 hair
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Filthy toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Easy
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:25, archived)
# He sold out to the humans.
He can never go back home now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:51, archived)
# I was going to gornify everyone
but that kid in the leather jacket staring into the camera made I laugh.

Also I'm lazy today.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:03, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:53, archived)
# Semen Khaidenko
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:59, archived)
# It's all fun and games until Giant Haystacks builds a cannon out of bamboo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:11, archived)
# You have many candles sire!
Sweet 16 and all that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:23, archived)
# It's fine, Shirl's brother is the promoter.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 20:11, archived)
# This took ages
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:40, archived)
# You’ve gorn and spoiled it.
Why I gorta teach you a lesson.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 0:17, archived)
# Metal Mickey's looking buff
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:20, archived)
# Kipfler, Vivaldi, Nicola.
Let me be the first to point out that this pun is confused and doesn't quite work.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 16:19, archived)
# nice photo details
which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:11, archived)
# I would have been 2 or 3 when this photo was taken
therefore I must be the baby in the photo within the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Seems I'm an adult now.
I think missing candle day is mostly down to old age these days but there you go.

Happy candle day (plus one) to me.

Image for proof and to stop the 5 year olds crying about there being no image.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:49, archived)
# I'm approaching 20 in January
I guess I should do something special...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:55, archived)
# .
b3ta.com/links/1594963
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:38, archived)
# naked photos usually go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:24, archived)
# 18.0027378507871321 happy extinguished candles up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:10, archived)
# how do you know they're extinguished if they're up his bum?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:49, archived)
# He's inside and watching them enter
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:16, archived)
# They're inserted in an extinguished state
and I assume TBL's rectum is not some kind of furnace.

More research may be necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:36, archived)
# Further research is not required as I can state that all candles were indeed extinguished.
Please switch the lights off on the way out.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:22, archived)
# oof....have a nice day after. o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:53, archived)
# Congrats!
Missed my 18th earlier in the month too!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:52, archived)
# *

*Halloween Special
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:39, archived)
# What if the kids from this image were invisible?.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Oh Anthony Anthony Anthony....
There's more to Life than just invisibility.......
....check into it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 0:03, archived)
# B3ta database had a heavy night out last night...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:57, archived)
# I thought for sure that there would be 100 new threads..........
.....but.....ah....................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:54, archived)
# 1. Is this a Trick or a Treat?
2.that's not how you brush your teeth

3. Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wβ‚’β‚™β‚–y, wₐα΅₯y wβ‚’β‚™dβ‚‘α΅£, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:13, archived)
# A treat for some people....and...it's not brown....it's orange.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The BBC 100 years from now? Easy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 17:56, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:29, archived)
# classics are eternal
dad's army, give it a couple of thousand years, it'll be more revered than the iliad

as for 'allo 'allo! they'll speak of it in hushed tones, classics scholars will build careers on the fallen madonna with the big boobies, archaeologists will debate the true location of cafΓ© renΓ©

they'll look back on our times in awe and wonder, and ask the timeless question, "with all these riches, why did the stupid fuckers vote for brexit?"
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:05, archived)
# Why did Alveric go in search of Lirazel?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:20, archived)
# Although Allo Allo is a direct parody of Secret Army
Even the fallen Madonna painting and the old forger
(rogerzilla, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 13:32, archived)
#
I think by that point the swastika will probably be coming out of the UK given the general slide of things.
(Gavhuds, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 10:12, archived)

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