JACK
This is absolutely fucking superb. Only the Real works for me.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13,
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I've got the Star Wars cantina music playing in my head now...
...brilliant!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12,
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hehe!
I'm listening to it now that you mentioned that! It's a bit too quick, but I don't think he cares much about that!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:16,
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Woo and Yay for dancing guys in black and white
I know how much work you put into that.
another black and white dancin' fool
or even people who dance in their chairs in black and white.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36,
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another black and white dancin' fool
or even people who dance in their chairs in black and white.
robert's genetically enhanced memory was phenomenal
but the other fish treated him as a freak
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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but the other fish treated him as a freak
does he have to use blu tak...
...to stop the memory pack from wobbling too much?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:07,
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This was back in the eighties...
...before sellotape was invented.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:11,
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I think the rule is
that you can't get a front page for twenty days after you mention that you want one.
Shhhh!
;-)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:59,
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Shhhh!
;-)
hmmmmmmm
ok then, what if i say
that I don't want a front page?
Plus, I didn't mention it, it was the Manics.
honest.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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that I don't want a front page?
Plus, I didn't mention it, it was the Manics.
honest.
and something you think is genius won't frontpage
yet something you just throw together and think is okay-ish hits everyones funnybone and frontpages
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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see
www.b3ta.com/board/216574 For the generally used terminology in such an event.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:08,
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look y'all
the point was that it's my 100th birthday.
The no frontpage thing is just a joke.
I'm not bitter.
I don't mind about those beurocrats who control the page and only frontpage their best friends, have they no heart,
I really want to just smash their heads in with a hamm...urm, yeh, I don't mind.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05,
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The no frontpage thing is just a joke.
I'm not bitter.
I don't mind about those beurocrats who control the page and only frontpage their best friends, have they no heart,
I really want to just smash their heads in with a hamm...urm, yeh, I don't mind.
I've seen complete newbies
(newbier than me) front page with their first posts. So you know it isn't about FPing only friends.
(Have you tried putting a smart suit on a dog and sticking him in a fast car? Guaranteed, y'know, guaranteed.)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12,
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(Have you tried putting a smart suit on a dog and sticking him in a fast car? Guaranteed, y'know, guaranteed.)
i assumed it was lighthearted
i just quite liked the rule too, is all. happy 100th post!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12,
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the rule would be good
except i often mention my lack of front page.
i guess it would shut me up.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:15,
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i guess it would shut me up.
Yay...
...here, have a spong baby that I made for my own hundred day anniversary.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:02,
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hooray
I think i will celebrate the remaining 23 and a half hours of my 100th birthday with spongs.
lots of spongs.
Once I wake up, after I go to sleep, later.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04,
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lots of spongs.
Once I wake up, after I go to sleep, later.
The little one, oddly enough
is even scarier than his chubby brother.
(maybe because we can't see the little bastard sneaking up on us ...)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13,
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(maybe because we can't see the little bastard sneaking up on us ...)
This scene would have been longer,
but this guy showed up.
Clicking for larger. First post! Woo!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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but this guy showed up.
Clicking for larger. First post! Woo!
TJ (hooker)
I think, after listening to it pretty much contantly since it was posted, that We Like The Moon has caused me to go mad, so i'm off to bed.
I stilll laugh at the lightbulbs though.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:58,
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I stilll laugh at the lightbulbs though.
oh those japanese
pocket dogs are ace!
I got my own fluffy domo-kun last week!
He rocks!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:43,
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I got my own fluffy domo-kun last week!
He rocks!
there's someone on ebay selling em
was $19... He's about 8" tall and totally ace!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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you cow/ass
I thought you said 8 foot tall for a minute and I wet myself thinking I could get one for $20!!!!!!!!
I've seen pics of the HUGE 'lifesize' one.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:55,
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I've seen pics of the HUGE 'lifesize' one.
i got your m3ss3ng3r message test and replied
btw.
Did you know that your mum has just signed up with m3ss3ng3r?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:22,
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Did you know that your mum has just signed up with m3ss3ng3r?
Dogsess!
I know most people on here are cat people (i am myself), but i used to be a dog person, so more dogsess are fine by me.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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Heheh.
Whole bunch of Columbo on the box over crisps mass but I was disappointed by one ep about some headcase who kidnapped a pig's wife.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:34,
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There was a classic on the other day...
...where Dean Stockwell was bludgeoned to death with a block of ice in a swimming pool.
The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.
Genius!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:35,
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The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.
Genius!
there's a carrot,
two lumps of coal, and a scarf on the grass. nobody put them there.
how did they get there?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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how did they get there?
Strictly someone did put them there
Though in a slightly different configuration with the lumps of coal having highest Z-order.
Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
He's white...
...and he's just about to maul you to death, because he's not so much a pet as a wild vicious animal.
Either that or he will steal your penguin.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04,
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Either that or he will steal your penguin.
White!
Cause there's only one place where you can have 4 walls facing north, right?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05,
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In fact the answer is...
you don't have a pet bear, as polar bears live in the North Pole. You do in fact have a pet penguin - Fluffy perhaps?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09,
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I've seen that one!
Excellent... I loved the one where he caught the guy with a bite on a bit of chewing gum that matched a sandwich or something...
...or the one with George Wendt.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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...or the one with George Wendt.
It was cheese.
He foolishly took a bite at the murder scene, then put it back on the plate unfinished! Tsk.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:54,
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Anything with the one and only Columbo
gets the biggest WOO YAY HOUPLA! Ever from me!!! Lovely lovely lovely.
how long did it just take me to sign in!!! Can I change my name back yet please??
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:27,
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how long did it just take me to sign in!!! Can I change my name back yet please??
Everyone remembers where they were...
..the day Geoffrey finally lost it.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27,
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..the day Geoffrey finally lost it.
ThreadJack!
TurboSalmon - are you still here? I've got the answer to your dynamic flash TXT file falsh thingie...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32,
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indeed
i had a pic of a "class of '72" but the afro's wouldn't fit
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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Very well done
just the right crazed expression and pose to imply the frenzy of mindless violence in progress.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:39,
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ahem
[edit] has anyone heard that Osymyso boot of Windowlicker/Human League "fascination"
it be polyphonic spree in a glass!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24,
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[edit] has anyone heard that Osymyso boot of Windowlicker/Human League "fascination"
it be polyphonic spree in a glass!
the boards..
descending into tit gags
but its past the watershed hahah
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:25,
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but its past the watershed hahah
there is no watershed though really
we've got a worldwide audience of people slacking off work.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:34,
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but she wouldn't
I just turned around and guess which video is just starting on CNX...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45,
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no ive not
heard that Osymyso boot of Windowlicker/Human League "fascination"
but if its aphex itl be good
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:16,
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but if its aphex itl be good
Grandfather's Penguin Plundering skills
still ran strong in the family
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:21,
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haha - have a shiny new woo/yay!
this is for you folks who keep banging on about the BASIC wooyay you wrote on your machine of choice. Here's my 6502 assembler version :)
The sourcecode is too long to reproduce here, so I linked it for you anal types who might want a looksie, otherwise download the Atari800win format emulator image here.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:25,
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this is for you folks who keep banging on about the BASIC wooyay you wrote on your machine of choice. Here's my 6502 assembler version :)
The sourcecode is too long to reproduce here, so I linked it for you anal types who might want a looksie, otherwise download the Atari800win format emulator image here.
your dedication has not gone unnoticed
woo and yay to that. hi cockalorum, in fact!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:28,
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ahem
www.ukresistance.co.uk/issue7.html
...about halfway down the page
make stuff yourself, don't nick it!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33,
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...about halfway down the page
make stuff yourself, don't nick it!
i'm very sorry
kids today just can't get enough of smoking crack
Disclaimer: If the Daily Mail, or it's readers are looking at this and wish to report me for some kind of 'inverse' kiddie porn (i,e, this years dangerous dogs story), then the kids are in a fire safety video with an adult, with their clothes on, and the naked lady is very much not in the room in real life, I put her there as a joke. If any viewers find this image offensive, I shall remove it straight away, not pass go and not collect £200 so help me god.
No porn stars were hurt in the making of this post
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:17,
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Disclaimer: If the Daily Mail, or it's readers are looking at this and wish to report me for some kind of 'inverse' kiddie porn (i,e, this years dangerous dogs story), then the kids are in a fire safety video with an adult, with their clothes on, and the naked lady is very much not in the room in real life, I put her there as a joke. If any viewers find this image offensive, I shall remove it straight away, not pass go and not collect £200 so help me god.
No porn stars were hurt in the making of this post
hahhah
thats class mate
I laugh at my mum every day for reading tis muck
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:29,
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I laugh at my mum every day for reading tis muck
not even
a "transitional" tick for the board, too many unknown entities and such, so sad...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33,
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Barry was determined
to see the lions off next time...
click for bigga
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:12,
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to see the lions off next time...
click for bigga
I wouldn't
.
That mad parrot figure on the wall behind it though intrigues me.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:15,
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That mad parrot figure on the wall behind it though intrigues me.
Why is it
that the name Barry only seems to get associated with the ridiculous and buffoonish.
Hmm?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:17,
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Hmm?
Because
all Barry's are ridiculous and buffoonish. Everybody knows that
/puts down big stirring stick
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:19,
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/puts down big stirring stick
what's wrong
with being associated with a lightsaber-wielding, giraffe-headed muscle-man?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:20,
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Ha ha ha!
I had a boss named Barry. His head used to bounce around like terrance and phillip.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27,
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These new icons are having
far reaching circumstances you don't realise!
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01,
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hahah
nice one FB
Like me then, you just HAD to stay a bit longer.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:03,
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Like me then, you just HAD to stay a bit longer.
Obscure?
the original is up there with Che Guevara and Chairman Mao in the famous image dept if you ask me...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:14,
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I meant
Brenda Fricker - she's hardly all over the tabloids. Or is she? - I don't actually know.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:18,
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fnord is dungeon master
he was here before the dungeon was even set up ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:03,
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I love the way that
Citröens lie down before going to sleep awwh...
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11,
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it's most entertaining...
...when giving drunk people a lift home and you start the engine up.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13,
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that's Mysterybobs from his 1360th post
he celebrates posts by the engine sizes of cars.
I'm still 500 odd short pictorially.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:05,
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I'm still 500 odd short pictorially.
I can offer
images for 1, 256, 666, and 1234, if they're any help?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:09,
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you stealing my bandwidth fnord? ;)
did you know there are about 200 posts between you bovine and dr phil.
i think bovine is just in the lead.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02,
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i think bovine is just in the lead.
yeah but
how many actually make sense*
*not that is actually required of course
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:04,
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*not that is actually required of course
actually i did a search on my name to find an old post yesterday
and it was very nice to see how the posts that mention my name are either thanking me for something or calling me weird.
Often both at once ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:14,
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Often both at once ;)
I'm mnb098mnb
I've tried but I'm too set in my ways to change :)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:04,
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i needed a yahoo email addy for something
zxc123zxc was already taken so i took mnb098mnb instead. but for a quirk of yahoo fate I could be known as zxc123zxc on this board ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11,
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woo!
nice pic, and congrats on so many posts menub!
a yay and a hoopla for that.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:06,
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a yay and a hoopla for that.
thanks tinselman
but i don't think 6000 posts is anything to be proud of ;)
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:07,
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well
depends, you can see it from a good way and a bad way ;)
264 posts from 160 odd days - impressive - averaging 1.6 posts a day, wowza!
/transparent jealousy..
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11,
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264 posts from 160 odd days - impressive - averaging 1.6 posts a day, wowza!
/transparent jealousy..
I'm on about 20 a day I think
bizarrely when I first got my username I didn't post on the board for about a month or so !
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13,
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eh
youve got 10 posts on the board now and thats in the last 20 minutes ;)
anyway, im going to celebrate my 3rd post in a day by going bed.
night boys + girls.
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:16,
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youve got 10 posts on the board now and thats in the last 20 minutes ;)
anyway, im going to celebrate my 3rd post in a day by going bed.
night boys + girls.
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