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# #Jamming good with Weird and Gilly #
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# reminds me...
...of John Denver for some reason.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah, you're right!
Hadn't noticed that.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:14, archived)
# JACK
This is absolutely fucking superb. Only the Real works for me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# and the hamsters from mars
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Thye're so pretty
I want to eat them.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:35, archived)
# they are
lovely
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# and again
laughing

too

much
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)
# he got da moves!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I've got the Star Wars cantina music playing in my head now...
...brilliant!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# hehe!
I'm listening to it now that you mentioned that! It's a bit too quick, but I don't think he cares much about that!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# ha
thats some fancy dancin son
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# Woo and Yay for dancing guys in black and white
I know how much work you put into that.
another black and white dancin' fool
or even people who dance in their chairs in black and white.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:36, archived)
# yay
to both of those!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:44, archived)
# .
betty says woo+yay
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)
# oh, I say
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:07, archived)
# A-woo and a-yay!
is that Betty Page?
queen of '50s pinups..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:49, archived)
# robert's genetically enhanced memory was phenomenal

but the other fish treated him as a freak
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Yay
for elephish!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# uhuhuh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# wooo!
how much memory does he have then?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# 48K
?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:06, archived)
# does he have to use blu tak...
...to stop the memory pack from wobbling too much?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Bugger
Was blu-tak the answer? Not sellotape?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# This was back in the eighties...
...before sellotape was invented.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Was there no sellotape in the 70s?
(That explains everything)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# guess how many days i've been here
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I think the rule is
that you can't get a front page for twenty days after you mention that you want one.

Shhhh!

;-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
ok then, what if i say
that I don't want a front page?
Plus, I didn't mention it, it was the Manics.
honest.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# and something you think is genius won't frontpage
yet something you just throw together and think is okay-ish hits everyones funnybone and frontpages

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/216574 For the generally used terminology in such an event.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# that's a good rule
i like that =)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:03, archived)
# look y'all
the point was that it's my 100th birthday.

The no frontpage thing is just a joke.
I'm not bitter.

I don't mind about those beurocrats who control the page and only frontpage their best friends, have they no heart,
I really want to just smash their heads in with a hamm...urm, yeh, I don't mind.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# what's that? speak up!
theyr'e all beerytwats?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# dont
say that about the magic donkey.

we love donkey.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yarr, course
I love the magic Donkey
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# I've seen complete newbies
(newbier than me) front page with their first posts. So you know it isn't about FPing only friends.

(Have you tried putting a smart suit on a dog and sticking him in a fast car? Guaranteed, y'know, guaranteed.)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i assumed it was lighthearted
i just quite liked the rule too, is all. happy 100th post!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:12, archived)
# the rule would be good
except i often mention my lack of front page.
i guess it would shut me up.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Yay...
...here, have a spong baby that I made for my own hundred day anniversary.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hooray
I think i will celebrate the remaining 23 and a half hours of my 100th birthday with spongs.
lots of spongs.

Once I wake up, after I go to sleep, later.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# or in icon form...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The little one, oddly enough
is even scarier than his chubby brother.

(maybe because we can't see the little bastard sneaking up on us ...)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:13, archived)
# hahhah
funny boy
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] This scene would have been longer,

but this guy showed up.
Clicking for larger. First post! Woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# haha
very subtle! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# TJ (hooker)
I think, after listening to it pretty much contantly since it was posted, that We Like The Moon has caused me to go mad, so i'm off to bed.
I stilll laugh at the lightbulbs though.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# whoah,
none of that post made any sense to me...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Yes,
Bizarre.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# I was just trying to spazz back to that link.
Do you have it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# See
below
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:07, archived)
# I think he means this
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# That's it!
Thanks.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# welcome
to the board! woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)
# boney m took their literal waiter everywhere
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# ork wall


(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# oh those japanese
pocket dogs are ace!

I got my own fluffy domo-kun last week!
He rocks!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# where from?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# there's someone on ebay selling em
was $19... He's about 8" tall and totally ace!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# you cow/ass
I thought you said 8 foot tall for a minute and I wet myself thinking I could get one for $20!!!!!!!!
I've seen pics of the HUGE 'lifesize' one.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# /
stonehenge
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# where the
demons dwell
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# i got your m3ss3ng3r message test and replied
btw.
Did you know that your mum has just signed up with m3ss3ng3r?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Dogsess!
I know most people on here are cat people (i am myself), but i used to be a dog person, so more dogsess are fine by me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# orktastic!
that's skill :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a very complex case Mr Skywalker
There are a couple of loose ends I'd like to tie up.

Nothing important you understand.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Just
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Heheh.
Whole bunch of Columbo on the box over crisps mass but I was disappointed by one ep about some headcase who kidnapped a pig's wife.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# There was a classic on the other day...
...where Dean Stockwell was bludgeoned to death with a block of ice in a swimming pool.

The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.

Genius!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# there's a carrot,
two lumps of coal, and a scarf on the grass. nobody put them there.

how did they get there?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Strictly someone did put them there
Though in a slightly different configuration with the lumps of coal having highest Z-order.

Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# He's white...
...and he's just about to maul you to death, because he's not so much a pet as a wild vicious animal.

Either that or he will steal your penguin.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04, archived)
# White!
Cause there's only one place where you can have 4 walls facing north, right?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# In fact the answer is...
you don't have a pet bear, as polar bears live in the North Pole. You do in fact have a pet penguin - Fluffy perhaps?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
#
hides head in shame ...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:15, archived)
# I've seen that one!
Excellent... I loved the one where he caught the guy with a bite on a bit of chewing gum that matched a sandwich or something...
...or the one with George Wendt.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# It was cheese.
He foolishly took a bite at the murder scene, then put it back on the plate unfinished! Tsk.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Couldn't he have got
Ziggy to get him out of there?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I
love this!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# marvelous
young man
the look of concern on lukes face is class
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Anything with the one and only Columbo
gets the biggest WOO YAY HOUPLA! Ever from me!!! Lovely lovely lovely.
how long did it just take me to sign in!!! Can I change my name back yet please??
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:27, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Everyone remembers where they were...

..the day Geoffrey finally lost it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's magic!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# ThreadJack!
TurboSalmon - are you still here? I've got the answer to your dynamic flash TXT file falsh thingie...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# that's...
...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Is that
the Polyphonic Spree?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Nice one
oi loikes daat!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# class...
...in a glass?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# indeed
i had a pic of a "class of '72" but the afro's wouldn't fit
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# class
in a glass?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# great image!!!
- has Zippy got a jam filling though? :-)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# laughing
too

much
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Very well done
just the right crazed expression and pose to imply the frenzy of mindless violence in progress.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:39, archived)
# ahem


[edit] has anyone heard that Osymyso boot of Windowlicker/Human League "fascination"

it be polyphonic spree in a glass!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# the boards..
descending into tit gags
but its past the watershed hahah
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
# That was a clit gag
act-chew-arl-leeeee......:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# there is no watershed though really
we've got a worldwide audience of people slacking off work.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# i
steel wood
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# but she wouldn't
I just turned around and guess which video is just starting on CNX...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# no ive not
heard that Osymyso boot of Windowlicker/Human League "fascination"

but if its aphex itl be good
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Grandfather's Penguin Plundering skills
still ran strong in the family
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# That's funny,
because I'm the Penguin Thief.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hahhah
a tit gag and a crack gag in 2 posts
nice one
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# haha - have a shiny new woo/yay!


this is for you folks who keep banging on about the BASIC wooyay you wrote on your machine of choice. Here's my 6502 assembler version :)

The sourcecode is too long to reproduce here, so I linked it for you anal types who might want a looksie, otherwise download the Atari800win format emulator image here.

(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
# thats so nice
its lovely
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Thanks
have a woo and yay for your woo yay too
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# your dedication has not gone unnoticed
woo and yay to that. hi cockalorum, in fact!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Did I take this one too seriously?

I can never tell :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# course not!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# That's very impressive!
Thanks!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# i like your
domain too
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# ahem
www.ukresistance.co.uk/issue7.html
...about halfway down the page

make stuff yourself, don't nick it!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# i'm very sorry
kids today just can't get enough of smoking crack

Disclaimer: If the Daily Mail, or it's readers are looking at this and wish to report me for some kind of 'inverse' kiddie porn (i,e, this years dangerous dogs story), then the kids are in a fire safety video with an adult, with their clothes on, and the naked lady is very much not in the room in real life, I put her there as a joke. If any viewers find this image offensive, I shall remove it straight away, not pass go and not collect £200 so help me god.
No porn stars were hurt in the making of this post

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# :)
your take on crack abuse is most amusing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Yes,
the world IS fucked.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# hahhah
thats class mate
I laugh at my mum every day for reading tis muck
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Your disclaimer
is almost better than the pic!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# thank gawd
the pornstars werent hurt...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# great pic
great, great pic

but the disclaimer is genuine genius
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:25, archived)
# Aw, shit!
Not valid HTML 4.01!!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# woo
and yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# eh?
there's a tick on your site..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Yeah, but
the board doesn't get one ;o)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# not even
a "transitional" tick for the board, too many unknown entities and such, so sad...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# ah
gotcha
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Barry was determined

to see the lions off next time...
click for bigga
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I wouldn't
.
That mad parrot figure on the wall behind it though intrigues me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Why is it
that the name Barry only seems to get associated with the ridiculous and buffoonish.

Hmm?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Because
all Barry's are ridiculous and buffoonish. Everybody knows that

/puts down big stirring stick
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# what's wrong
with being associated with a lightsaber-wielding, giraffe-headed muscle-man?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Look in the mirror
/pegs-it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I had a boss named Barry. His head used to bounce around like terrance and phillip.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# must
have been canadian...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# my name
is barry, no really! :(
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# These new icons are having
far reaching circumstances you don't realise!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# arf!
so obvious but still so funny!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# hahah
nice one FB

Like me then, you just HAD to stay a bit longer.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Just...
...one....more....F...fiiiiivvvvee....!!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Criminal Punnage


SlightlyBigger™ if you dig casualty chicks
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# PHWARRRRRRRR!
GET IN THERE!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# i still would
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# i saw her first!
bugger off!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i,m off to bed,
got a lot on my mind.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# hey hey
you can have her,
I don't want things to get un-fluffy.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Windowfricker
but I had to cheat. A tad obscure, perhaps!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Obscure?
the original is up there with Che Guevara and Chairman Mao in the famous image dept if you ask me...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I meant
Brenda Fricker - she's hardly all over the tabloids. Or is she? - I don't actually know.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Harold enjoyed showing off

his new trick.
/6000 posts! woo!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# teeeheee
nice
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# yay
2800 posts! woo!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# big
old number and a top pic :)
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# WOO! Wish I could do that!
6000?!
(, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Woo 13,887 posts
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# 'kinell.
/impressed
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# fnord is dungeon master
he was here before the dungeon was even set up ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I like your BX
hehe
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# That's my car!
naughty Fnord

...and here it is in real life.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I love the way that
Citröens lie down before going to sleep awwh...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# it's most entertaining...
...when giving drunk people a lift home and you start the engine up.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# that's Mysterybobs from his 1360th post
he celebrates posts by the engine sizes of cars.
I'm still 500 odd short pictorially.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I can offer
images for 1, 256, 666, and 1234, if they're any help?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# you stealing my bandwidth fnord? ;)
did you know there are about 200 posts between you bovine and dr phil.
i think bovine is just in the lead.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yeah but
how many actually make sense*




*not that is actually required of course
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# 3
:)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# actually i did a search on my name to find an old post yesterday
and it was very nice to see how the posts that mention my name are either thanking me for something or calling me weird.
Often both at once ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# EGO SEARCH
EGO SEARCH
:o) nowt wrong with that.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Yay!
Major postage!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Hoorah
menub

You changed your name back. Why ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I'm mnb098mnb
I've tried but I'm too set in my ways to change :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# what does the 98 bit stand for ?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# type it in
see how easy it is.
simple as that i'm afraid ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# it's easy as 123
As easy as ABC, as easy as Doh Ray Me.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i needed a yahoo email addy for something
zxc123zxc was already taken so i took mnb098mnb instead. but for a quirk of yahoo fate I could be known as zxc123zxc on this board ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# woo!
nice pic, and congrats on so many posts menub!

a yay and a hoopla for that.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# thanks tinselman
but i don't think 6000 posts is anything to be proud of ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# well
depends, you can see it from a good way and a bad way ;)

264 posts from 160 odd days - impressive - averaging 1.6 posts a day, wowza!

/transparent jealousy..
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I'm on about 20 a day I think
bizarrely when I first got my username I didn't post on the board for about a month or so !
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
# eh

youve got 10 posts on the board now and thats in the last 20 minutes ;)

anyway, im going to celebrate my 3rd post in a day by going bed.

night boys + girls.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# 6000?
pah ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# quickly catching up
with you rogan :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)

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