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no reason

no caption either.

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Reverend Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

rocketmaaaaaaaaaaaaan

shit i was going to bed!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

the second one is much

funnier :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

I'm glad you stayed up

thats the funniest thing I've read tonight.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

hahah

jesus...

i have no witty reply...

really need bed!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

well go on then

~~fuck off~~
sleep

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

mad

ness

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

Does it

need one?

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

I don`t believe it does,

it would detract from the random wooness of it all.

Nite all.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

i do think it has the wooness

but you forgot its yayness. and even the houplaishness.

or not....

(KurutteiruRisu, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

but wait -

is that Anne Robinson or Elton John?

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

looks like

a female anne robinson.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

and

what is his/her left foot resting on?

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

hehe

yeah, I agree. Who !?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

don't be silly

It's Mo Mowlam.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

Haha

someone please photoshop them 3 together. That would be class.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)

nice

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

Punnage ....

(murk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

Specs in the

shitty TV show!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

yeah

but the lass on the far right has to be one of the hottest ladies ever. There is just something about her that lures me.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

i have to agree

wholeheartedly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

Good man

does anyone know of any other media productions she has been in ? - perhaps say 10 yrs ago or summat ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

Seinfeld

fits that category

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

www.imdb.com/Name?Davis,%20Kristin

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gracielou, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

yep ....

www.hbo.com/city/insiders_guide/cast_and_crew/davis.shtml

(murk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

thanks

She is a beautiful woman. Gotta be said

God I'm all testosterone tonight !!! Not good.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

ahh

you probably saw her on Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman!

(not that ive ever seen it though! ;)

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djdirect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)

I only recognised the

horse/broom handle hybrid in the middle there...

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Her lips say 'piss off'

and her eyes say 'read my lips'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

You

are amazing.
Hold
me.

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

That's how to say 'woo'

and be scary. Man, I have to be up early in the morning! Stop being brilliant you lot, damnit!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

I can't remember where I got that from,

I can't claim authorship.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

it should have been

BUT her eyes say 'read my lips' :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

dr phil kitten

in the city?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

hee hee hee

you're gonna get such a slapping if she spazzes back to this ;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

i don't reckon

i think she'd be flattered, phil is a hot babe... and my best woman!

that is all...

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Meeeow!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

why the long face?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

51st post

Not anywhere near 1000, but you gotta start somewhere....

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

I missed

50th, so I give you 51st.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

thanks

now photoshop some marmots you silly chicken!

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discostu oh my, its back, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

haha

I wish I could. I'm too cheap to buy it, and too paranoid to steal it.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)

theres some freeware/shareware stuff out there

but i dont know what, or you can just paintmash!

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

This is true.

I've dabbled........ meaning I suck at it. Take a look, if you're still around that is. It took 3 minutes of hard work... yeah right.

(Mr Chuckles, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)

i cant see it

have a look in the faq - geocities is a bitch.
edit: can see it now, the more you do, the better you get! Post 'em!

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discostu oh my, its back, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)

eek!

The original plan was to try to get a bit of a smile out of this little chap. What happened next I don't know, but he scares me!

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barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

no noooo

he's great as he is!

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

Replacement

Bee Gee !!!

Woo !

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

george w bush

/obvious

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rob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

yeah

I thought about doing something Dubya related. But it would have been so hard to tell it had been shopped! :O)

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barnesy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

yay

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

that made me laugh

woooooooo!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

Crikey B

You've been doing some classic anim work of late.

Woo to you !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

Aww...arrgh

are they madonna's teeth?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)

I see what you mean

but no. They're just from a search for 'teeth'. I think they belong to someone called Dave.

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:15, archived)

nosh*t

They are my teeth !

(NoSoup4U, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 2:11, archived)

blummin gorgeous

that's you, the monkey, and the anim.

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)

And then I'll be off to bed

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

Woo !

and well done you dooooooood !

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

nice to see you throwing props

to the Fuzzy B there too :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

/me double checks...

...I'm not everybody with a beard.

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helmetcream, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

I'm everybody with a beard

and so is my wife.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)

you're not me...

...at least I don't think you are?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)

congrats

I just made 300! woo! I've got a long way to go til I reach your heady heights though.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

yay...

...you can get my car post too, even though I only posted it moments ago...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

tut tut!

don't you know that if you repost, you'll get shot.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

in that case, I'm doomed...

...cause most of my images have been up at least twice :)

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

must be a ford...

aint fuckin' gone far.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

Fords eh...

Fix it again tony.

No wait, err....

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:51, archived)

and my 2000 from not so long ago

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

Well done you!

I like your pic!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

How

queer !!!

Edit : yay!...FP and tonight I discovered that I got an FP on Monday that I knew nowt about (Monday was my burpday !)

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)

yay!

thats great:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

Bloody Hell Ted mate!

I nearly fell out me rocking chair!
edit : straight to the front page... the hummus is strong.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

JEEEEEEEEZUZ!

that works rather well.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

woo!

and belated happy burpday!

x

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

very much :)

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

yeah

Hippy Bathday for t'other day

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)

and

ta to you :)

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Tedmus, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

Woo to you

he's on the frontpage, but this charming gent didn't get a look in..
his name's Frank, incidentally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

everyone loved it though

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

Thanks

it was rather sweet of y'all.
A good response on the board means more to me than the elusive FP.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

Hehe

Class FP

I had one of them too. An FP I never even knew about. But let's not grumble.

Woosome-ology.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)

aint grumbling mister Koit !
One of them five minute jobs it was too !...Fnords Law is it not? :)

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Tedmus, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)

Aye

he makes up random things like that. But they actually hold true !!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

I had one of them too.

A dog in a suit, that is. But mine wasn't nearly as freakish as yours -- good job.

(Monkeypuppet, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)

that

is delicious.

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Huw, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)

inspired by a crud joke i heard today

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djol, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

I say I say I say

what do you call crud in a bucket?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)

how's the

m3tatw33ning going?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

good

it's a bit of a monster this time. More longer parts than before, Not sure of the running time but I'd estimate over 15 mins.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

apologies

for the length... I'll do a shorter one if you want! what's the eta?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

nah long is good i keep getting told ;)

I'd say the weekend hopefully. Maybe Saturday night or Sunday.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

YES

size DOES matter.long is goood

([email protected], Thu 23 Jan 2003, 3:26, archived)

Jebus!

The joke must have been bad!!

Nice pic though :-) When you wake up, you could fashion yourself a nice pair of shoes :-)

*blatant bedtime animal/mouth related repost* -- soz (^_^)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

you're not wrong

*ahem*

Paddy and Murphy are walking through the Florida Everglades when they see a man half eaten by an alligator. Paddy turns to Murphy and says "Jayzuz Murphy, would ya look at 'im with his fancy Lacoste sleeping bag."

ugh, now I know what it feels like to be Jimmy Tarbuck

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djol, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Does exactly what it says on the tin

Yes, I know it's childish. I'm sorry.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

hehe nice one

obvious repost alert

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Childish...

...but brilliant. Then again, my opinion never matters. So don't mind me.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Also,

brilliant is one of the few adjectives I know.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

I love childish pics :)

Nighty night people...I'll try and come back soon :-) I'd forgotten how I missed you all so :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)

Haha

great. I'm easily entertained... perhaps that's why I come here.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)

Har-de-har

instant map of Australia..
More creamy goodness..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

Thanks to people who helped me yesterday.

I need to create a domain with windows server 2000 so I am slowly getting there, borrowing a mates copy of that. But I have another question now and yet again this isn't a funny post so I feel as if I am letting you down. Sorry, but I really need some help.

How can I get flash to simply pull in a text file (e.g. www.url.com/john.txt may say "Hello John" in it) and then display it as dynamic text.

Can anyone help? Thanks

(salbot, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

not sure how

but i know you can use parameters in the url

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Probably:

int main(argc, argv*)
{ ...oh, wait...

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)

how does that work then?

pweez

(salbot, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:43, archived)

Hallo Daaaaaaave?

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

Ha ha ha

nice one

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CJ, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)

Ya my wife now

Dave

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)

wooyay

spazzencliken

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

ohhhh yes!

That get's one of these...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

If I had a wooyay

I would give your wooyay a wooyay.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

Then I shall oblige....if thats ok?

...to your Woo Yay, Sire

Kids TV, innit marvellous ?

(Rockbudgie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

dun dun dudun, dun dun dudun, dun dun dudun,

doobiedoobiedoobiedoo

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

brought to you by...

Chambrain

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

you been watching that cd?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

hehe

classically classic

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

brilliant!

woo™

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

just opening a fresh packet

of woooo yaaays.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

You realise, of course

that is quite possibly the bestest thang ever? My mate dave gets *so* tired of those 2 impressions...

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)

well I'm off

to play out my fantasy life on The Sims Online and I shant be back til later.

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Allanon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

I'm supposed to be in bed

so why am I not ?

ps - my first real ever random threadwaste

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

evening...

...how is the song tennis coming along?

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

Mystery Bob

first of all may I say, some classic tattywopping from you recently. Really enjoyed your mountain one.

B3TA song tennis is currently on it's second to last leg. With a random chap at the mo' to do vocals. Then it shall come back to me to finish it off with backing vocals.

About a week or so ?

It does sound pretty smart actually at the mo'. Which is a good thing considering this sort of scenario should throw up shit !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

Yay!

I look forward with baited breath.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

I would assume

it's because you can't reach the keyboard from there.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

This is a good point

I must set up an elaborate system of mirrors and get an extension cable for referenced keyboard.

That would be ace. B3TA in bed.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

You could set up the computer

on one of those things they put your food on in hospital, that'd be easier, though you may need extension wires.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

yep

and one of them things they put your food on in hospital.

:)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

That's

what dreams are for !

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Tedmus, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:47, archived)

I have a little table next to the sofa

and the keybaord on my lap.
Mouse on the arm of the chair.

King Loafer

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

Cos you love us

and you want to spend time with us.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

Truth ?

yes. I like the creative forum that is B3TA. Good minds that more often than not think alike and create funnies.

Oh, and there are some hot ladies too, wot lurk and those wot don't.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

it must be subliminal

(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

Repost!

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

That was better

when it had my pic on it ;-) but Woo! all the same!

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

Lovin' it

and sorry for not spellin' it out, but i really did lol!

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Occasional Lurker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)

because

your bed grew legs and walked away?
you are in the south pole and night is like day?
you are allergic to feathers and your pillow is made of geese down?
you didn't do very much today and so you have too much energy?
you are on speed?
the voices are keeping you awake?
you are an insomniac?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

My dear PT

2 of those are correct. I'll let you decide which ones they are.

:)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

i prefer to think

it's the first two :)

sleep well when you get there!

x

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

ewwwwwww

the first two rhymed...

anyway i AM off to bed now.. nit nit all!

xx

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

amn -

after the first two lines, i was expecting a poem...

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

was that

"amn" - as in "amn, I'm telling on youuuuuuuuuu." ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

oops - missed off the 'd'

shouldn't you be in bed, little one?

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

hehe

My Mummy says I have missed my bedtime so I have to go round the whole clock and wait for my next one.

She is clever my Mummy. She knows things.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:46, archived)

i almost never

rhyme my poems...

unless i am reaaaaaally taking the piss...

(edit) by the way - for anyone actually clicking that link, there probably never will be a novel, the older i get the more it's all been done before :)

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

That is so clever

well done you.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)

but it's great

you have to finish it.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

that was '98 baby

hehe... it is as it is for the moment, Work in elongated Progress...

i don't really write anymore, just make images that amuse me...

anyway, really orf now!

*hugs*
and goodnight!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

Because you are a moth

and your monitor is on fire?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

Hahahaa

that is ace.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)

Probably because

you're a VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

I wish I had a lady to say that to me

with leather in hand........oh yes.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

*grabs belt*

You're a very naughty boy...

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

ouch

thanks. pleasure pain received gratefully.

Let's be honest though, it wasn't really. This is only a text based forum. There is no contact here. WTF am I going on about eh !?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Look, you SAID you wanted

a lady to say that to you with leather in hand.

I'm sure I don't know where 'ouch' comes into it

/innocent

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

oh, so it's like that is it !?

/pretend anger.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)

Such fabulous guys.

Aren't they so loveable? Easy to forget what they done.

NEVER FORGET WHAT THESE 'PEOPLE' ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR. BOLLOCKS TO BOMBING IRAQ - BRING THESE CUNTS TO JUSTICE - FAIR OR NOT.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)

Don't be daft

The Yanks funded them. They wouldn't fund terrorists now, would they?

Oh, hang on.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

You guys just won't take responsibility

for anything, will you.

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Artamnesia, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

I'm sorry,

I don't remember me bankrolling the IRA - why should I take responsibility for it?

Edit: my point was that it's a bit rich for the US to get all hoity-toity about terrorists when they've been funding it in other countries for years.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

umm

they might be cunts, but no more than the cunts on the loyalist side. as with all situations like this, everyone's a cunt.

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

FACT

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

hopefully though

there are quite a few nice people on either side.

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

Hmmm....

Why pick on one team? The other's just as fucking bad.

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

Sorry!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

And that is why

I'd like to lock the 'leaders' in a room and let them scrap with each other, instead of bringing everybody into it.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

I've seen the

"two tribes" video, I think after that it would only be a disappointment.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

could do the whole mike moore thing

and get them in a room together to sing songs and eat pizza.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

Thank you for

that coherent argument. Now I agree with you 110%!!!

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

good idea!

we'll save a bit in fuel costs,and we know where the fuckers are.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

Do you think if the Irish drank less

that there would be less violence?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

You should blow up innocent people

instead of them like you're gonna bomb innocent Iraqis in the search for an Afghan (and those precious fossil fuels of course...)

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

Tragic really

all that fuss over a biscuit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

didn't they win the nobel peace prize or something?

sound like nice people.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

is that real?

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

ish - sort of.

www.nobel.se/peace/laureates/1998/press.html

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

didn,t noble

invent dynamite?

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

yes and blew up many assistants and relatives

that's the precise reason he created the Peace Prize, as a sort of karmic balance/guilt thing.
Alfred was his name.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)

I believe it was his brother he blew up.

Bummer.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

he was great, wasn't he?

scandinavians often are

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

yes

he intended it only for use in mining, and was rather horrified when he saw it becoming used as a weapon. so he established the nobel prizes so that he would be remembered as having a positive legacy, and not as some vile fuck.

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

Yes he did...

...but he was so dissilusioned about the evil things his invention was used for, he used his profits to set up prizes to promote good things. Like peace.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Get the English

out of Ireland!
but I would say that..
colonised peoples of the world unite!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

what have the british ever done for the rest of the world ay?

railways,cricket,education,irrigation,war,opression(thank god i,m not german i,d be off on real fuckin guilt trip)

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:38, archived)

Don't forget

tobacco-smoking and alcohol.
And disease-ridden blankets traded for land.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

imagine this...

I am predominately english, german and Cherokee!
well, there are some lesser amounts of other genes thrown in - like irish and ohhh who knows, fat ugly mongrel american that I am...

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Occasional Lurker, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)

but what about the

scottish and the welsh? its not the english fuckin army is it?

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

Oh, what a fab

idea the nation state was - very balanced decision.

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)

There was no UK

in the 1600s was there?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

you seem to have forgotton to switch your caps lock key off

and i dont know why you placed the word "people" in quotation marks.
and i think the situation in belfast is bad enough as it is without you intervening, fankyouverymuch.

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evil pixie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

If only

it were just Belfast.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:42, archived)

well from my understanding of the situation

and i think i know more about it than the average person, it pretty much just is belfast.

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evil pixie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)

Bless

you.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:49, archived)

tosser

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evil pixie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)

so, in conclusion

i think it's fair to say that the "irish question" is one that's best left well away from this board. unless it's funny.

chas and dave have just started on our speakers again which makes me think... why would anybody want to be british...

/they're all as ludicrous as each other

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

You actually have

a Chas and Dave album ?

Wow.

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wonko the sane, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:52, archived)

I believe she may mean

members.lycos.co.uk/gummibeard/Chas&DaveRabbitPopulus.htm

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)

Pangs of New York

Looked a lot better in my head

(Smiles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)

he he he...

...that game was irritatingly addictive.

A bit like b3ta.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)

Sure was

not sure how many coins I put into those machines as a student.
Lots.
While high.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

Panic Mode

on Super Pang is the best thing ever. It's the fucking business.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)

I spent so many hours on that fine game.

and a fine image as well.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)

you made smiles

smiles

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

Apologies for the self pluggery

but I wonder what you guys thought of this comic I'm doing called Bored Of The Rings (yes I know it's a book too, I didn't know this at the time!). I did a parody of Fellowship Of The Ring last year (clicky) but now I'm doing The Two Towers (clicky) and it's so far so good I think! What do you guys think? Feedback?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)

after i went to see the first film

i said it should have been called gone with the wand. and thats mine, no bugger elses.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)

pseudo-threadjack

I just watched Attack of the clones for the first time...

am I the only one who things the first hour and a half goes on for too damn long?

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

You think so?

I'm pretty sure it lasts 90 minutes...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)

I was gonna say

that

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)

The first hour and a half is

basically an omnibus episode of "Dawsons Crack"

:(

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

I saw it for the first time on DVD.

Nearly shat myself when those seismic charges kicked in on 5.1. Heaven knows what the neighbours thought.

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Not just a book

but a text adventure game of about 15 years back on the ZX Speccy...

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helmetcream, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

Soooo...

...no feedback?

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Bored of the rings has already been done

It was crap about 20 years ago!

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oceanhippie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

deleted scene from return of the jedi.

Han, Leia and Chewie get arrested for busking without a license.

(steeev, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)

Hehehehe

that's strangely appealing.
Woo to you!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

cheers :-)

(steeev, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

that

made me laugh outloud - the look on their faces is perfect.

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pep, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:41, archived)

That's no moon

that's a jpeg

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

he he...

...the Stormtroopers are saying, "Can you squeal like a piggy?"

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)

ALL FUCKING ACCORDIAN PLAYERS

should be shot on sight!

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)

what about people

who can't spell 'accordion'?

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)

ohhherrr

sorry, really thought it was accordian!

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

Its the

Devil's guitar

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)

Isn't that the penis?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

If you like

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

But Steve Vai is the devil's guitarist...

...yet he's powerless when up against Ralph Maccio and his widdly classical stuff.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

Steve Vai is

a ~~fretwanking~~ fret-board-pyrotechnician. Souless.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:39, archived)

agree

cf BB King....widdly does not equal good in my book*

* i dont actually have a book

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discostu oh my, its back, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)

isnt ralph maccio the karate kid??? no wonder steve vai is no match for him, the karate kids got that mad fighting style where he goes on one leg, and looks like a twat.

(steeev, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)

that's nice photoshopping!

woo!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

(Impy Dent, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)

Was this inspired by personal experience? :)

(Dr Wadd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)

Actually, judging from the picture,

he is the only decent individual of the three.

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)

Hahaha,

I like that!

(BurningFeetMan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)

Typical of the duplicity of women

You think they're with you............ Ah, but what do I know?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)

Nathan

Barley

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:21, archived)

Nathan Barley?

The fuck.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

Cunt

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Herr Tezcat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)

they couldn't keep their hands off each other!!!!!!!!!!

many thanks go to all those previous versions - i luv my bandwagons

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

Hehehe

always wondered about George...

(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)

Evil Allison

is hot.
That is all.

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discostu oh my, its back, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)

Oh hell yes

/already had that discussion

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)

And she also likes nohands

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)

She's hardly EVIL

in that pic though.

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Batsgirl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)

Certainly

rather sinister though

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

Aw poo...

Admittedly it's not Evil Willow...

/caught

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:35, archived)

has she

wet herself?

(cheebatv, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)

don't fuck with Zippy...

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)

Choice

that pic will be appreciated by all Zippy fans in this office..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:24, archived)

It was originally a joke...

...about being a Rainbow Warrior, but I don't think anyone laughed.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)

*snort*

well I'm laughing now!
BLOODY FRENCH!!!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:40, archived)

Bo!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)

You can almost hear the gasps

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

I think this one is a fake

george is blatently the one who would be taking it.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)

Magical Spaghetti

Just so you know, it's about 6:00 where I live. Anyway, I was eating some spaghetti, and I noticed that some of the noodles formed a "&". I would have taken a picture, but I was very hungry. Next thing you know, I'll find the Virgin Mary's head on a piece of bread or something....

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)

she was beheaded?

;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)

haha

I figured somebody would say that. And yes. By whom, I don't know.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)

It's a sign...

...from Lord Ampersand, mighty god of grammatical symbols.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)

it's a sign

to either start or stop taking drugs :)
that or sign up for a fine arts degree!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:18, archived)

Ah,

so you're the one who brought us the drag racing pic. I didn't have the chance to wooyay you then, so I am now.

(Mr Chuckles, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:20, archived)

good god

what is it posthummus popt_art appreciation hour? i thank you nonetheless...

have had no perspiration at all of late, so relying on reposts... Life of Mammals on TV tonight has given me fresh eyes :)

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)

give us a

spazz

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)

Golf Sale Tshirts.....

On camden market - Boo profiteering at B3ta's expense!

(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:13, archived)

like him on the buzzcocks

bastard

(PornDungeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)

i heard there are real polar bears now too

and not a penny of the profits from these "polar bears" is going to b3ta.
silly chicken.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:14, archived)

I've heard

James Brown's started saying "Woo! Yay!". The fuck.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)

what a fucking

fuck that guy is.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)

how dare he

the fuck

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bananaman, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

yeah...

...gawd-damn! oooh!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)

i dunno,

some fuckin' goin on tonight,every fucker all fuckin right or has someone been fucked off today? fuckety fuck fuckie, errr,fuckeroo.

(carlossthejackass, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)

he's a slut

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:19, archived)

where did the

slut thing come from? was it a troll?

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Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:22, archived)

Bovine.

He's a slut.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:25, archived)

ah, that explains it

the slutting slutbag

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Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:26, archived)

it came from

just a bit before here... use the spazz, it does exactly what it says on the tin!

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popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:28, archived)

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