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Feed the Nine-Mouthed Baby Game!

Evenin' all.

I'm working on a new game for my site, could you folks have a play and tell me what you think. I'm having some troubles with the final score page so if you could let me know if it works okay that'd be grand :)

www.matazone.co.uk/feed-the-nine-mouthed-baby-game.html

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:38, archived)

hahaha

that is eery.

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Allanon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

It came from

the animation I did for the B3ta 12 days of Christmas of a nine-mouthed baby singing. It disturbed enough people for me to figure that there was definitely something worth pursuing there.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:55, archived)

Wow.

Thats quite scary. Looks like your pushing objects into a babies open wounds.

wyh tho!

(Danabnormal, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

Open wounds

that speak and have tiny teeth.

That's an even scarier thought... Euw...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

Cronenburg

sprung to mind :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)

You've got to love

Cronenburg. Who else puts video players into his main character's chest?

Err... Actually that puts the Teletubbies into a whole new light for me...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

wow that's amazing

and the basis for a number 1 record!!
It's even more disturbing than the baby i saw yesterday.
www.sfdp.co.uk/movies/fx10_s.mov

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

all those samples would go really well

into an insane track.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

Give it time

and they probably will.

First I've got to sort the coding on the high score table. The little bugger still isn't working properly.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

Thanks, this is the first time I've had a go at making sound loops, or even music generally. I'm guessing you like 'em then. Cheers!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:46, archived)

argh

thank god i killed it.

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

Aww...

The poor baby! How could you!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:48, archived)

it's not really a baby.

it's a devil (but i can't remember which one... but there is a many-mouthed evil devil beast in the bible or something).

get the holy water, i say!

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:52, archived)

Hmm...

Book of Revelations I believe. Beast of the Earth perhaps. Something like that I think. John was off his head when he wrote that I'm sure.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:56, archived)

That has to be

one of the scariest and most disturbing things i've ever seen.
Seriously.

Seriously.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)

Seriously.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)

Peter Parker was hoping for a quiet day.

His washing was still wet and the weather wasnt helping much!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

Woo

in a box!

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EvS, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

Woo

on a stick
also

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

lovely!

much woo and many yay!

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curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:42, archived)

yay!

i likes that a lot

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zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

sorry I was bored

I just made this totally pointless application (as you do). It generates phrases for use in sexual novels... but thought people here might like it.

Screenshot

clicky here for it. Windows only, folks. Contains adult content. Batteries not included.

I hate weekends.

(bart, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

what a putrid

yet brilliant
creation

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

it's

sentence btw ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

hehe

oops :)

(bart, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

beckham took every opportunity to perfect the sleeper hold

more from me_internet

(me_internet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

FREDWHACK!

oh for the joys of curry. i've just taken my first mouthful of my take-away chicken tikka biryani. and it is perfect and delicious and wonderful and just sooo sooo right.

cuntmints to the fact the curry house is closing for three weeks though.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
curry.

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

nice tattying!

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curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:45, archived)

lol

excellent, combine football an wrestling

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:11, archived)

I am SO sorry...

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Gotham9k, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

haha

very good

I always thought they sounded like DJs

"Yeah mate, we saw Lilo & Stitch at Ministry last weekend it was bangin innit!"

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crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

um...

(mousemonkey, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

Far too big!

My parents loved that

*Fnar* hehe

(Ellis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

porn pez dispensers

wll they catch on?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

What

Flavours?

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Herr Tezcat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

See Below

....

(Ellis, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

porn pez :) great concept

...now i just need to find a distributor!

(P3fg, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

that's

very
disturbing

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crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

Okay.

I'm freaked out.

Woo!

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EvS, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

lack of personal hygiene

was ultimately their downfall

myweb.tiscali.co.uk/itchinbowow/b3ta%20postings/Smegosaurus.gif

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itchinbowow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:25, archived)

Even

it's head looks like a penis.

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Herr Tezcat, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

that looks like it took some effort

so a woo yay to you!

[edit] okay, so it didn't take any at all (you just stuck in the crusty nads, but I'll pretend you drew it

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crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

It took me ages to match the text

and it still looks crap

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itchinbowow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:40, archived)

haha

adult human to scale!

was that in all the dinosaur books, or did you have the ladybird one too?

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stup0t, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)

The Weapons Inspectors

Finally hit gold..

Click Pic For bigger

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

that fucking rules

hahahaha

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crouchingbadger, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

very

woosome

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:39, archived)

thats

cool

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

PUFFIN SQUARED

Animation for the nation, in faction it's ummm, something that rhymes with world that has to do with animation, for the err, world.

www.geocities.com/puffinsquared

I posted it before, but it only got a limited number of people as a result, this time I want 10. Do it!

(mrfantastico, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)

I invented the

word puffin you know. 'Struth.

(Mr Chuckles, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)

pictures unfurled

for the world

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Mullet Over, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:23, archived)

I like

the seamonkey :)

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:26, archived)

it didn't so much as die out but left for another planet

(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)

I had one!

A Toshiba HX-10. It seemed great at the time.
I realise now it was rubbish.

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)

had the mistubushi, it ran basic and cartridges going together! road warrior , nemisis and a total of two shops in the whole of london that sold anthing for them

(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:16, archived)

Hee hee..

There was one shop in Manchester. I had Hyper
Sports on cartridge, which even back then I'm
sure cost twenty quid!!! Valkyr on cassette was
probably the best game I had.

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:17, archived)

all good fun except

for the lack of friends that you that you could share msx stories with

/nerds out

(doktored, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)

Was ok

I had a Commodore 64 too. The MSX definitely had
something about it... and was a good idea in theory,
but then so was Betamax etc..

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'm sure Witchy

has all of them

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)

one of my mates had one

he got a lot of stuff that had fallen off the back of a van, and it was always the latest technology. it was ace. it was also always covered in a yellow nicotine tint within a week

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spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

the end of the long and winding abbey road

more from me_internet

(me_internet, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

Aaarrrgggh!

The Even-More-Fearful-FEAR!!

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)

is there significance

to the beatle order change?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:33, archived)

why is everyone so fascinated with the phrase "eat my fuck"

all of a sudden? we thought that was funny in high school in 1986.
ohhh... the eighties are retro again, aren't they. right.
next we'll be graduating to "suck my fuck", "fuck my shit", and maybe "don't have a cow, man!" or "where's the beef?"

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zog why change it now?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

fuck my wife!

no. hang on, that's not right...

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)

i've no idea

but i would just like to say:
i have just seen m3tatweening 2 and it is
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooonderful
congratulations to fnord and all involved

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Spoon, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:08, archived)

seconded

big up the 'tweeners!

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zerolicious, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)

except me

my bit was bollocks

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bananaman, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)

i didn't see any bits in there that weren't good

which was yours?

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freshlegs, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)

he did the bit with a cabbage and a shrew

which i had to cut out because it was smelly cabbage

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

(not really)

he did the opening bit :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

Cor!

Has the second bit been uploaded?!? Where where?

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:18, archived)

see my profile for a perma-link to it

right at the top

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:20, archived)

Ta :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

I liked yours,

the playing card going from the hand to the dog was ace (boom boom!). I liked them all!

edit: and I liked the zebra too! and the nurses being worried about getting fisted! and the planet of the dogs!

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

it was all sheer brilliance

except mine. i know what i should have done. but didn't.

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bananaman, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:32, archived)

I thought

yours was quite artistic - I like that some of them are stories and some of them are just mad :)

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

"he he,

where's the beef?"
-Homer.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

"he he,

where's the tween?"
-Bud Muhnquai

cant see it on yer HQ...

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:13, archived)

click the link to the m3tatweening page

it's at the top

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:22, archived)

I can only find

Phase 1

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:24, archived)

are you

looking here?
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweening.htm

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:29, archived)

Yes

repeatedly

I must have flip flop!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:30, archived)

so can't you see

the bit at the top that says
"UPDATE: 26/01/03 - Phase 2 (021-041) is complete! Click for Phase 2 DivX 4 avi format"

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:34, archived)

No I cant

I'll linky what I see, tell me what you see
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweening.htm

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

hit refresh

you must have an old page.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:36, archived)

Even that dont work

but the panic is off now.
Ta

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

UPDATE: 26/01/03 - Phase 2 (021-041) is complete! Click for Phase 2

that part should be a clicky to www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m3tatweeningPhase002DivX4.avi
Have you got an old page cached?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:35, archived)

I dont even see the update message.

But I am downloading it now.
Thanks all.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:37, archived)

And it was worth the wait

Well done everyone!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:57, archived)

cowabunga zog!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

eat my shorts,

man.

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zog why change it now?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)

Where's the Beef?

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:28, archived)

I had beef ribs tonight

very nice they were too.

(Bob McCow, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:05, archived)

only 'cos it's antinwar and a shameless repost

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thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

keith chegwin faced panda

Made by JBoom and MonkeySpunkMoped, for reasons unknown.....

eat my fuck

(JBoom, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

i know not from whence it came

nor where it did depart...

but thank fuck it's extinct now.

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:04, archived)

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wingphil, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

wouplay

i like that muchly

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:11, archived)

haha!

now i'm scared! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:15, archived)

No matter how hard he tried

Daniel couldn't get off the ground.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)

ewe

mad'n
:D

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

i want one

ahhhhh....

(nevermind, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

hahaha

that is so good.

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bananaman, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

Woo! I feel I must reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:10, archived)

very

woo!

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curry monster, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:50, archived)

I am so sorry

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:58, archived)

hahahaha

nice touch

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

but the real Paul died in the 70's

?

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thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:00, archived)

hahaha

i see what you did!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:02, archived)

S'verre guht

Does it comne with an Abbey Road Playset?

Hmmm Action figures

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:03, archived)

Correct

I had considered an Abbey Road Playset but couldn't be bothered. I've only recently installed Photoshop and I'm still getting to know all the tools.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:05, archived)

abbey road playset...

that gives me an idea. This may be insane. I'm gonna try and create it in 3d space. be back in half an hour

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Or is it?, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

That is the coolest thing I have ever heard!

You get a woo-yay before you even make it!

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)

Wow!

That is eriously amazing!!
Where can I buy one?

(Nothing, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:06, archived)

do you know nothing?!?

paul played bass, not guitar, and ringos kit was ludwig, not tama! i could go on!

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SuperMatt, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:43, archived)

I am aware he played bass

I got the image by searching for 'bass guitar' on google image search. I'm really musical so I can't tell the diff between bass and normal

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 21:14, archived)

poor old gordon didn't know whether he was coming or going...

clicky bigger

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:54, archived)

nice pic

and clever too!

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rogan, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:09, archived)

fanks

was just going to enter the peace dove as an extinct animal but have too much time on my hands today

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

Abbey Blode

Clickun for Bigun
Blode is of course nicked from rathergood.com

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:53, archived)

yeeehaewww

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thebear is thebear, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)

Ooh,

nice one.

(Mr Chuckles, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 19:55, archived)

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