
I get it now you've spelt it out to me in foot high letters!
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but mustard *always* made his eyes water....

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That is all - apart from it needs to be closer to the front page!

edit: i especially like the alt/title, which i had to switch images off to read, as something broke on my computer yesterday.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:36,
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaha et cetera
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:45,
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uishruiehruhAHAHAHAHHAHAHHASAYAHSHAUYSHAHSYAHSIAJSIHAHAHAHSHASHNAJSJHNADBHSBHBDAHHASDHASHAHDHASHDJHDRBGUUDRBGFBHJBVBJHDFGBDSRBGYUGBFXCFNGJNFJkjdfnahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahh!!!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:52,
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No idea who the little man is, but it's still funny.
W/Y/H
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:33,
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W/Y/H


Now play my New Game(1Mb).
Feedback would be most welcome.

Maybe have each bubble worth more? It takes a loong time...
Sex Arrested After Man Attacked!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:23,
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Sex Arrested After Man Attacked!

and they arrested sex for that?
Is that said in a scottish accent?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:29,
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Is that said in a scottish accent?

sex
thanks, will think about the scoring. Hopefully it will have a high score table soon.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:29,
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thanks, will think about the scoring. Hopefully it will have a high score table soon.

Takes too long to get a good wobble going and and the game does involve sitting through aDavid Gray song and learning the words. Could be a powerful educational device. Learn French with David Gray....
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:30,
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I know about the wobble thing, but was too lazy to do anything about it ;).
How do you think I feel, I must have listened to that song 500 times concurrently by now
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:31,
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How do you think I feel, I must have listened to that song 500 times concurrently by now

was wobbling before, and now seems to have stopped. Maybe it cancelled out.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:44,
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Anyway, the game is crasherrific on my super-annuated heap but fun while it lasts.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:44,
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Sorry about that, maybe it's a problem with DirectX?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:46,
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buy one? heehee
i'll buy a david gray too! and put him in a cage and feed him grape fruits :D
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:38,
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i'll buy a david gray too! and put him in a cage and feed him grape fruits :D

send me all your money (plus £5 p+p) and I'll send you one.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:40,
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-steals carrot vibrator-
-runs off back home- :P
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:58,
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-runs off back home- :P

Most people seem to be keen not to go to war, and that is fair enough, but what should we do about Saddam? We all know that he is a very unsavoury character, but nobody seems sure what to do with him? Any ideas?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:24,
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wasn't that a genuine ploy by the CIA to get rid of castro? along with exploding cigars?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:27,
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Good job Monica Lewinsky didn't end up with one of them...
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:29,
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i'm having far toomuch fun with this translator!
"Ooh I like that - it's very well done"
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:37,
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"Ooh I like that - it's very well done"

but would you get a UN resolution with them?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:28,
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change that at all?
EDIT: Just hope her baby can cope with that voice when it arrives!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:05,
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EDIT: Just hope her baby can cope with that voice when it arrives!

heheheheh, made the nose slightly bigger. I actually think I improved her.
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wonderful!
(enjoy the quiet times while you can! it's great to have the time to appreciate each post and go off and make stuff of your own without missing anything!)
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:27,
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(enjoy the quiet times while you can! it's great to have the time to appreciate each post and go off and make stuff of your own without missing anything!)

...eh?
wolves rochdae? who cares?
sorry just a bit bitter about yesterday bllody watford - bastards!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:51,
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wolves rochdae? who cares?
sorry just a bit bitter about yesterday bllody watford - bastards!

did you pay the referee?
I say no infringment to get the retake of the penalty, a little consistancy wouldn't go amiss
p.s hope this ain't a GC www.psyclops.com/translator/
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:54,
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I say no infringment to get the retake of the penalty, a little consistancy wouldn't go amiss
p.s hope this ain't a GC www.psyclops.com/translator/
![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

its a sad world we live in when a google search is insufficient so i have to photograph my own mutt

homer! cool, look everyone, homer is on the board! woo-hoo!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:54,
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make sure the gypsies don't have it away in the night
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:45,
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if you ask me. What the hell is his food bowl made out of?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:52,
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...I read that as 'What the hell is his food bowel made out of?'
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:00,
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I think you're getting the nose mixed up with the other end.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:48,
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W/Y!
Is it just me, or does there seem to be an abundance of light-saber-pooches?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:55,
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Is it just me, or does there seem to be an abundance of light-saber-pooches?

So he had to back it up...
apologies. i was drunk when i made this, and it seemed a lot funnier. bloody gin and tonic goggles
p.s. thanks to jadeviper for emergency hosting...
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:42,
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apologies. i was drunk when i made this, and it seemed a lot funnier. bloody gin and tonic goggles
p.s. thanks to jadeviper for emergency hosting...

Census form: Name: Paddington Bear.
Religion: Jedi.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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Religion: Jedi.

i didn't and i wish i had now
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:55,
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God I'm so fucking law abiding these days I annoy myself.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:01,
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It's nice to make a mockery.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:03,
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that '10,000 people make a religion official' thing was a rather large slice of bollocks.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:20,
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I think the dog has over-large front teeth
don't quote me though
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:39,
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don't quote me though


happy days

kid cos the American kid told him to. The cunt.
Evening all!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:38,
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Evening all!

just made my favourite bit of those credits much more sinister
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:37,
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www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=10208 didn't stop you then?
It wasn't me btw.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:40,
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It wasn't me btw.

But you don't :(
I am unsure on who to unleash the fury upon
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:45,
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I am unsure on who to unleash the fury upon

you didn't suspect me!
and no it wasn't me, by the way. sad, it is.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:30,
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and no it wasn't me, by the way. sad, it is.

I like that, but I really didn't need to have that theme song stuck in my head!
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:40,
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...Trashcanglam urine diet.
A few side effects.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:48,
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A few side effects.

i think slovenian would be better: tajnost obesek
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:01,
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Mam zdecydowany wobec zrobiæ liczniejszy od an wysi³ek wobec nauczyæ siê ten jêzyk mojego przodkowie. Chocia¿ ten pronounciation jest sta¿ ten pierwszy p³otek staæ siê przez 10 samog³oski wobec nauczyæ siê.
[edit] ha ha ha - your phrase is Polish for 'clandestines obviated'
Makes no sense, but I like it.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:05,
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[edit] ha ha ha - your phrase is Polish for 'clandestines obviated'
Makes no sense, but I like it.

I`ve strong-minded vis-a-vis render more ex an tug vis-a-vis learn this tongue of my ascendants. Though this pronounciation is not probation this prime hurdle to grow via 10 vowels vis-a-vis learn.
fascinating ;)
*edit* now that would make a good username :)
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:11,
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fascinating ;)
*edit* now that would make a good username :)

I`ve strong-minded vis-a-vis render more ex an tug vis-a-vis learn this tongue of my ascendants. Though this pronounciation is not probation this prime hurdle to grow via 10 vowels vis-a-vis learn
EDIT: mind piss
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:11,
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EDIT: mind piss

...I've decided to make more of an effort to learn the tongue of my forefathers - although I think pronounciation is the first hurdle with 10 vowels to learn.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:14,
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Niektórzy spo³eczeñstwo zawo³aæ mi ten przestrzeñ pastuch ( tak ) Niektórzy zawo³aæ mi ten gangster od mi³oœæ Niektórzy spo³eczeñstwo zawo³aæ mi maurice Cos ja mówiæ od ten pompitus od mi³oœæ
translating it back is funnier!
Some society occupational me this spread shepherd ( yes ) Some occupational me this gangster ex love Some society occupational me maurice Cos me bids ex this pompitus ex love
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:14,
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translating it back is funnier!
Some society occupational me this spread shepherd ( yes ) Some occupational me this gangster ex love Some society occupational me maurice Cos me bids ex this pompitus ex love

reckon steve miller would be struggling with the cadence of that version though
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:18,
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I can't remember if its "let fly" or "let slip."
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:28,
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let slip
EDIT:It's also from a star trek movie
uk.imdb.com/Quotes?0102975
/uncultured
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:30,
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EDIT:It's also from a star trek movie
uk.imdb.com/Quotes?0102975
/uncultured

because quite a fair bit of VI was written to deliberately, and obviously paraphrase shakespeare. especially the title.
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:35,
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not ever having actually seen the film i wouldn't know this
everyday's a school day
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:38,
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everyday's a school day

bandwagon has been done. SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!! :P
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:44,
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"...Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:31,
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With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."

Caesar's phasmatis ranging pro ultionis , Per Ate per suus pars adveho fervens ex abyssus , Vadum in illa cohibeo per a monarchia vox vocis Vox 'Havoc' , quod amitto dogs of bellum ; Ut is turpis res vadum nidor supremus orbis terrarum Per gero men , gemo pro sepultura
translated back
Caesar's ghost ranging for avenging , Very Ate very his part to carry glowing out of hell , Ford upon that confine very a monarchy voice Cry 'Havoc' , and to send away dogs of war ; When this unseemly occurrence ford vapor above the world Very to carry men , to sigh for burial
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 19:24,
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translated back
Caesar's ghost ranging for avenging , Very Ate very his part to carry glowing out of hell , Ford upon that confine very a monarchy voice Cry 'Havoc' , and to send away dogs of war ; When this unseemly occurrence ford vapor above the world Very to carry men , to sigh for burial

your dog is pointing a gun at your nether regions, would tell him to put it down?
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:48,
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buy yourself a pint, i am honoured to be witness to such genius
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Sun 16 Feb 2003, 18:44,
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oo I say, that has me moister than a Mr Kipling R&D lab
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