
the theme tune would make a great ring tone though.
hoopla, yay and woo..
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hoopla, yay and woo..

trying to work out how the buttons work? And what the symbols mean?
mindpiss.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48,
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mindpiss.

or Rainbow Islands or something? Or Turrican?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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Jet Set Willy looks at Turrican and tells it how it remembers when all this were nought but fields.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52,
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In Flash (mx) how do you make a layer or images (bitmaps) transparent so you can achieve a fade out/in effect? Or do you need to fade in a white/black box over the top of everything which is how i've been doing it so far.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:58,
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is when they're trying to be out-bragged by the geeky database programmer
'you kids had it easy - we only had noughts and ones - and sometimes we didn't even have ones - I developed an corporate database using only zeros' - 'you had zeros? we only had the letter O'
funny shit.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59,
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'you kids had it easy - we only had noughts and ones - and sometimes we didn't even have ones - I developed an corporate database using only zeros' - 'you had zeros? we only had the letter O'
funny shit.

A-Hah hah hah hah hah hahaha... Ohhh, gosh, that's great, *wipes tear*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02,
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ok, not my all time favourite - but reminds me of some people i know *no names mentioned ;) *
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:28,
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if the old folks had just built up an immunity to the poison >:D
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50,
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*strokes fake pirate beird* Fairly interesting...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:53,
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is that where you buy a cd, but tell all your mates that you burned it from the interweb?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56,
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You're talking about netlifting. I'm not. IT's completely different. Now go feed your neighbours goldfish. Foolish child.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:07,
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Clicky
Re: Bushwhacker2. Would you like to hear my audio choppery?
Diana's Funeral
Blair on Drugs
Blair on NHS
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:45,
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Re: Bushwhacker2. Would you like to hear my audio choppery?
Diana's Funeral
Blair on Drugs
Blair on NHS

THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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They're taking the piss out of paying customers.
I respect that.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02,
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I respect that.

How amusing.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:10,
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FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs down an empty hall way to a door and franticly tries to open it, only to find that it's locked. Slides down to the floor, covers ears with hands and rocks back and forth*
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![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

AN IDEA FOR FUTURE EPISODES

Its almost strange!
Edit: I don't get it, but never mind...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55,
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Edit: I don't get it, but never mind...

koit comes and the hummus once more flows!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:36,
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and your GF is well tasty - fair play to you.
All luck and love to you pal !
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41,
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All luck and love to you pal !

but lots of proudness.
oh, did you spazz back to my photos of her?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:44,
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oh, did you spazz back to my photos of her?

/Sarcasm
Edit: But that lovely young bar lady wasn't blind - she blatantly wanted me not you.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:05,
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Edit: But that lovely young bar lady wasn't blind - she blatantly wanted me not you.

I better stop now, I've already upset half the board this afternoon!
You have good taste my friend, good taste indeed!
Edit: Just to be sure - that ugly bit was a joke!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:11,
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You have good taste my friend, good taste indeed!
Edit: Just to be sure - that ugly bit was a joke!

making small poses - I have many many of these now in my little red/green pose database.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:42,
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i like to think of you as having a library of the little fellas
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50,
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Mr Atoz
(that one is for Star Trek fans)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52,
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(that one is for Star Trek fans)

I like the way Red lands properly too ... bending your knees is always a good idea when landing (or is that lifting? I can never remember which one it is)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49,
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you never cease to make me laugh and always brighten the board for all.
Do you realize if you started an American organization it might be called KoitUs? say it. It's not original or very funny, but it's good practice to type a lot
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:09,
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Do you realize if you started an American organization it might be called KoitUs? say it. It's not original or very funny, but it's good practice to type a lot



Just came back to the board and saw this on the front page I know I'm probably already in the spazz but I gotta just say woo yay.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:40,
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Im getting my first credit card soon so I can make a donation - woo!

please send us money. we like money. the server needs kittens.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:15,
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even dog poo is more appealing that the current bandwagonning going on here.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:34,
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I just want to see if my terrain engine runs on other peoples PCs. You know you want to
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38,
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I didn't spot any texturing errors, like the picture on yr website.
If you want my spec just ask.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50,
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If you want my spec just ask.

It isn't on by default. Press O to turn it on. Anyway don't worry about it I think I know what's wrong. Thanks for trying it, I just want to make sure it won't crash if the examiners try it on a different machine :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:54,
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They're doing that already...
I knew it would be a band wagon, but I really wanted the front page, 1st time!!!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31,
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I knew it would be a band wagon, but I really wanted the front page, 1st time!!!


I will be attempting a DIY cut out and paste, so you can make your own soon

would make my girlfriend stop. If I wasn't an IT nonce and I had a girlfriend
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18,
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But then I'm already working on the womens range!! My Girlfriend asked If I could make her some up.
So far the favourite contenders are...
Smoking gives you a tiny arse.
Smoking makes you lose 3 stone.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:23,
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So far the favourite contenders are...
Smoking gives you a tiny arse.
Smoking makes you lose 3 stone.

...make your tits big
...makes you clever
...gets rid of chubby ankles
...improves you ability to drive
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:25,
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...makes you clever
...gets rid of chubby ankles
...improves you ability to drive

I'm saving that one for the Alcyhole warnings!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:27,
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please say mine wasn't the first ever or i just won't be able to live with it!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:29,
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but then I found these.

but they're not allowed to say so, so they just do them in silver.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19,
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Just been introduced here (£3.99). Stronger than the French ones but still goooood.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19,
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Just been waiting for them to come out here...
I did contact them to see If I could be a tester tho'
I feel sorry for all the bunnies
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:25,
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I did contact them to see If I could be a tester tho'
I feel sorry for all the bunnies

trying to capture the youth market.
silver jewellery is all the rage, so why not turn the packet silver and get the kids on board.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20,
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silver jewellery is all the rage, so why not turn the packet silver and get the kids on board.

because it makes it sound like they're healthy when they're not.
I think so anyway.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20,
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I think so anyway.

Me and Weebl have been videoing people doing their tricks. We've had "The Fabulous Dancing Yak" levitating and Dr Nick squirting stuff out his eye.
Anymore for anymore?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:15,
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Anymore for anymore?

swallow a sword and leap tall buildings in a single bound
/lies
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20,
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/lies

make a crate of beer disappear. Takes a while though... y'know to get the full effect.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20,
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I can do that one. And I can magicly turn 2 bottles of wine into a red omlette.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22,
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Can you show me a photo of this? I can see it now "NATURE'S FREAKS - DO YOU DARE LOOK?"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22,
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no photos. But you know that most people can roll their tongues into a tube, well I can do 3 tubes.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31,
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and ears vibrate. and i can belch on demand.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:24,
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increase the size of my johnson, just by thinking about Christina Ricci.
And then I can...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35,
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And then I can...

but a mate of mine and koit can bend her fingers right back. does that count?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:36,
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Koit holds her fingers and pulls, or something?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48,
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Is Sadam telling jokes?
Is the all smiling Tony not finding things amusing?

Next question. What's more depressing;
• The Smiths
• World War Three

I've never found the Smiths, or Morrissey depressing.
Just remember, no matter how bad you get, you'll never have it as bad as Morrissey.
Saw him live in Bristol a while back, fucking ace gig.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21,
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Just remember, no matter how bad you get, you'll never have it as bad as Morrissey.
Saw him live in Bristol a while back, fucking ace gig.

He was losing our vote,
He humoured us all,
With a Morrissey quote'.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:17,
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He humoured us all,
With a Morrissey quote'.

*shuffles feet*
Would animate but would take too long and lack the skill
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:23,
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Would animate but would take too long and lack the skill
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