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# first game in the Nokia line-up
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
the theme tune would make a great ring tone though.
hoopla, yay and woo..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# what?
trying to work out how the buttons work? And what the symbols mean?

mindpiss.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# is that Bubble Bobble
or Rainbow Islands or something? Or Turrican?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)
# jet set willy!
coolest game ever
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# A touch earlier than those newbie games methinks
Jet Set Willy looks at Turrican and tells it how it remembers when all this were nought but fields.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52, archived)
# haha
or noughts and ones ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I remember
when all this were in hexidecimal.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hello just a quick q seeing as you seem to know a thing or two about it
In Flash (mx) how do you make a layer or images (bitmaps) transparent so you can achieve a fade out/in effect? Or do you need to fade in a white/black box over the top of everything which is how i've been doing it so far.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:58, archived)
# my favourite dilbert..
is when they're trying to be out-bragged by the geeky database programmer

'you kids had it easy - we only had noughts and ones - and sometimes we didn't even have ones - I developed an corporate database using only zeros' - 'you had zeros? we only had the letter O'

funny shit.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Yeah, Really?
A-Hah hah hah hah hah hahaha... Ohhh, gosh, that's great, *wipes tear*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)
# heheh
ok, not my all time favourite - but reminds me of some people i know *no names mentioned ;) *
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:28, archived)
# .
if that is true i'll buy one!

(it is jsw isn't it?)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:51, archived)
# perform a quirkafleeg!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:58, archived)
# omfg
look at this
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Do your kids cook you fish
each time you go round to them?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# ^_^
rofl
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# The joke would be on them
if the old folks had just built up an immunity to the poison >:D
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# heheheh
:P
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Interesting.
*strokes fake pirate beird* Fairly interesting...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:53, archived)
# fake piracy?
is that where you buy a cd, but tell all your mates that you burned it from the interweb?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# And then never listen to it
now THAT'S anarchy!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)
# No no no...
You're talking about netlifting. I'm not. IT's completely different. Now go feed your neighbours goldfish. Foolish child.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaargh! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!
Clicky
Re: Bushwhacker2. Would you like to hear my audio choppery?
Diana's Funeral
Blair on Drugs
Blair on NHS
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR THE PRETENTIOUS MANAGEMENT DIAGRAM FEAR
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)
# That pic is actually called fear.jpg
They're taking the piss out of paying customers.
I respect that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Jesus.
That's got to be a coincidence.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Copyright 2002, it says at the bottom of the page.
How amusing.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:10, archived)
# How do you know?
I couldn't right click the sucker...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I was searching for "the fear" on
images.google.etc
How sad.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:26, archived)
# it
works now
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i liked blair on drugs..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:53, archived)
# isn't that woman
the evil businesswoman from pi?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:54, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs down an empty hall way to a door and franticly tries to open it, only to find that it's locked. Slides down to the floor, covers ears with hands and rocks back and forth*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)
# on NHS
IS CLASS

all but 16 of em.......lol
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)
# The NHS one
is comedy gold. Well done.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I nearly shat myself
laughing at Diana's funeral

11/10 dude!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Scooby doo gets mowed down by paparazzi

AN IDEA FOR FUTURE EPISODES
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I totally
agree
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:45, archived)
# it
would almost be worth watching!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Blair to have personnel audience with the Pope
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry Andi - but 'Learning To Fly' came to mind
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Thats so bizzare
Its almost strange!

Edit: I don't get it, but never mind...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)
# ermm...
I folowed your lead! :-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Red's wrath is such a drag
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Woo yay and indeed hoopla
koit comes and the hummus once more flows!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:36, archived)
# woo.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:39, archived)
# woo!
a splendid post for me to come back to the board to!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:37, archived)
# That made me
laugh out loud!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Fabularse
Meester Koit
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38, archived)
# koit, my friend
you am da best.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38, archived)
# I love you too Mr Martian
and your GF is well tasty - fair play to you.

All luck and love to you pal !
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# slight confuzzlement
but lots of proudness.

oh, did you spazz back to my photos of her?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:44, archived)
# yep
muchos big pics.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I didn't see no
girlfriend pics... am I blind?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:02, archived)
# yes
/answer
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Thanks
/Sarcasm

Edit: But that lovely young bar lady wasn't blind - she blatantly wanted me not you.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:05, archived)
# my girlfriend and i
here. guess which is who.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:07, archived)
# For an ugly guy, you have a very nice lady. ;o)
I better stop now, I've already upset half the board this afternoon!

You have good taste my friend, good taste indeed!

Edit: Just to be sure - that ugly bit was a joke!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:11, archived)
# you
bastard.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# You
called?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# how do you get the movements to look so human?
it's very woo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Motion capture
i'd say
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# time time and more time
making small poses - I have many many of these now in my little red/green pose database.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:42, archived)
# that's good
i like to think of you as having a library of the little fellas
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I even have my own special library keeper
Mr Atoz

(that one is for Star Trek fans)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:52, archived)
# thats
fantastic sir
woo, and indeed yay
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# fantastico
vunderbar

excellent
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# That's superb!
I like the way Red lands properly too ... bending your knees is always a good idea when landing (or is that lifting? I can never remember which one it is)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Ahhh Master Koit
you never cease to make me laugh and always brighten the board for all.

Do you realize if you started an American organization it might be called KoitUs? say it. It's not original or very funny, but it's good practice to type a lot
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Bizarre to see green pulled off like that...
Brilliant pic :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:13, archived)
# once more
superb mr K
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:14, archived)
# that's fab. dinnae know how you do them right enough! have a...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:17, archived)
# a quality woo yey
for a quality post
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Just came back to the board and saw this on the front page I know I'm probably already in the spazz but I gotta just say woo yay.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Woo Yay
Woo Yay, that's the best one so far
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 20:25, archived)
# You are
the best. Period.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 22:10, archived)
# more crap
only this time about a competion...

here
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Please dont hit me *cower*


Im getting my first credit card soon so I can make a donation - woo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# hooray
please send us money. we like money. the server needs kittens.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 19:15, archived)
# how amusing
a website about Dog Cack
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Wow
even dog poo is more appealing that the current bandwagonning going on here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:34, archived)
# too right
its going far to far over yonder....

*points*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Anybody feel like doing some testing?
I just want to see if my terrain engine runs on other peoples PCs. You know you want to
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38, archived)
# 'Tis good
I didn't spot any texturing errors, like the picture on yr website.

If you want my spec just ask.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:50, archived)
# That's actually a bug in the occlusion culling
It isn't on by default. Press O to turn it on. Anyway don't worry about it I think I know what's wrong. Thanks for trying it, I just want to make sure it won't crash if the examiners try it on a different machine :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:54, archived)
# They have decided to
take on a new approach

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Trust me...
They're doing that already...

I knew it would be a band wagon, but I really wanted the front page, 1st time!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31, archived)
# erm

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Jump on that bandwaggon
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:25, archived)
# will
this bandwagon ever end?

...

probably not...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Stop it NOW .

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm ouchy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# quick and silly love cat
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:17, archived)
# "we should have each other with cream"
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# ba da da dah!
Love cats!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# that won't
cure much.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:59, archived)
# The other side was the clincher!


I will be attempting a DIY cut out and paste, so you can make your own soon
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:16, archived)
# tuesday february 18th will be remembered as





bandwagon-day
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Warning
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:28, archived)
# that should say
"...will..."
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:34, archived)
# That
would make my girlfriend stop. If I wasn't an IT nonce and I had a girlfriend
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Aaah
But then I'm already working on the womens range!! My Girlfriend asked If I could make her some up.

So far the favourite contenders are...
Smoking gives you a tiny arse.
Smoking makes you lose 3 stone.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:23, archived)
# smoking...
...make your tits big

...makes you clever

...gets rid of chubby ankles

...improves you ability to drive
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:25, archived)
# improves you ability to drive....
I'm saving that one for the Alcyhole warnings!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I Thought
Ciggy adverts were banned?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah anti bandwagon bandwagon!
please say mine wasn't the first ever or i just won't be able to live with it!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I seriously considered giving up when they came out with the new warnings,


but then I found these.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:16, archived)
# especialy smoking Bennies
They're a quality smoke.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:17, archived)
# what are the silver packs?
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# B & H silver
what manner of fags are these?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# some kind of low tar thing
but they're not allowed to say so, so they just do them in silver.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Fancy ones... (milder than the standard B&H)
Just been introduced here (£3.99). Stronger than the French ones but still goooood.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# do you work for B&H?
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Nope,
Just been waiting for them to come out here...

I did contact them to see If I could be a tester tho'
I feel sorry for all the bunnies
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:25, archived)
# they are new
trying to capture the youth market.

silver jewellery is all the rage, so why not turn the packet silver and get the kids on board.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Great.
There'll be B&H Clown cigs soon.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:26, archived)
# They're not aloud to call them 'light' any more
because it makes it sound like they're healthy when they're not.
I think so anyway.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Party Tricks
Me and Weebl have been videoing people doing their tricks. We've had "The Fabulous Dancing Yak" levitating and Dr Nick squirting stuff out his eye.

Anymore for anymore?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I can flare my nostrils at will.
It's a bit crap.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# you're not really selling it now are you
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I can
swallow a sword and leap tall buildings in a single bound

/lies
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# I can
make a crate of beer disappear. Takes a while though... y'know to get the full effect.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Yep
I can do that one. And I can magicly turn 2 bottles of wine into a red omlette.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# I can roll my tongue
into 3. But then so can Dr Phil.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ?
Can you show me a photo of this? I can see it now "NATURE'S FREAKS - DO YOU DARE LOOK?"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# gah!
no photos. But you know that most people can roll their tongues into a tube, well I can do 3 tubes.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:31, archived)
# my eyeballs, eyebrows
and ears vibrate. and i can belch on demand.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I can
increase the size of my johnson, just by thinking about Christina Ricci.

And then I can...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# no
but a mate of mine and koit can bend her fingers right back. does that count?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:36, archived)
# How does that work?
Koit holds her fingers and pulls, or something?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:48, archived)
# just about
there.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Near the bone
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
# That is
a serious example of misinterpretation...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I missed it.

Is Sadam telling jokes?

Is the all smiling Tony not finding things amusing?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:14, archived)
# splendid
Smiths reference.

I got it, even it nobody else did.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Ahh. Ok, fair enough.

Next question. What's more depressing;
• The Smiths
• World War Three
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# WW3
I've never found the Smiths, or Morrissey depressing.

Just remember, no matter how bad you get, you'll never have it as bad as Morrissey.

Saw him live in Bristol a while back, fucking ace gig.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# "When Tony realised,
He was losing our vote,
He humoured us all,
With a Morrissey quote'.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:17, archived)
# woo
lovely words
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Somehow i know
I will regret this post.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:11, archived)
# This really is getting




painful.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I know
i know i know

*regrets ever submitting that one*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# *punch*
*stab*

and a hypocritical *poke*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:13, archived)
# sweet
jesus!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Room for one more?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Haha
Oooops

Errr, bugger off with your bandwagonning!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Yes mister
*shuffles feet*

Would animate but would take too long and lack the skill
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:23, archived)

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