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# Inspired by an old song/poem I heard many years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Moses looks rough
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# ???
"I came from Alabama with a guitarist on my head"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)
# The
Iliad?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)
# where have all the
flowers gone?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:47, archived)
# 'I'd Rather Jack, Than Fleetwood Mac'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i sat
on the gunman's head?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)
# I cant get this guitar solo out of my head,
it may force me to blow off my head?
(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Dem
bones???
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I wrote this song
when I was out of my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "bless my galoshes"


said Mr Jeremy Fisher, "I most certainly shall not be coming here for my holidays again."
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:59, archived)
# No no missus, I just want directions. I'm just trying to get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Bad kitty!
so that's why the car's always low on fuel and my CC's maxed...

She looks a bit sturdy doesn't she? obviously spends a lot of time walking!

Woo, Dr P, and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# A likely story!
Dirty kitten, and with such innocence in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# classy
shoes
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# yay
he looks so innocent. but somehow you know that in reality...

/quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I've seen that hat before..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:49, archived)
# I know i've used it before too
but i don't know where
its a great hat, though
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)
# pimp hats are cool !

damn myself for loosing my pimpin' santa pic due to a HD crash!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# woo!
such a great facial expression!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# work it
work it baby, own it.
(Nacho, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Hi Nach
I'm looking forward to seeing your stuff on TV. You've been slaving away at it for long enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:01, archived)
# aah, cheers me dears
It's on Sky One 2 weeks from today! Woo!
(Nacho, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Oh aye?
What you signed up for then Nacho?

waits for this thread to get deleted too
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)
# I couldn't resist when I saw this
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha...
Simple, but
HAHAHAHA...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I just got the image in my head...

600K, thought I should linky.

Thanks to Professor Fnord for reducing and making a clicky.

Appologies for lack of hummus, poorness of lighting, bad optimising, huge spot on forehead, the plauge, the Kennedy assasination etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)
# ...and the typo? :)
why does it make me think of girl bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Hehehe
if you reduced the colours and used lossy compression you could get it down a bit... but the only way to really shrink it would be a resize and that would make it harder to see the gag, so leave it - I think it pays off.

Oh, aren't you the ginger one from Tatu?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Not
as far as I know. Though I could be mistaken.

I probably should point out that I'm male (it gets even more confusing when I'm in make up...)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:35, archived)
# You bastard!
I was half finished!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
and ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you dirty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# no you're not.
you are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Stupid Opera6
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(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# opera
am bad
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Opera
am the best!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Yes!
They spent too much energy on fancy-features rather than useful ones creating opera!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Konquruer loving
bastard.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# I'm 100%
on Mozilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Pheonix..?
Mozilla in Windows makes me barf all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# It runs perfectly here!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I find
that phoenix is great here under linux, but I had to stop using it and move to mozilla again on my windows machine at work.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Tabbed browsing in Mozilla rules!
IE seems total shite when you try to go back!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# works for me too!
i get very confused when i have to use IE on someone elses computer, and the middle button doesn't do anything
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I can't not use opera.
I'm a mouse gestures junkie.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Mozilla 1.2.1
is the best version so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i love it
i think it was zog who recommended it to me, the man is a star
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Opera is a damn fine browser too,
but there's just too much stuff that doesn't work in it!
The developers spent more time on glam than browsing stability!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:02, archived)
# you
just have to take the bit after the question mark off, but it's gone now anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ah
Now I know what you look like. Cool. I thought it was funny. We're gonna have to meet up someday, as we only know eachother through Bobert.
(Burbster is still crap at animating., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I like it
the lighting is nice and the tongue rolling thing is all a bit freakish because I can't do it.
What image software are you using to try and optimise?

Due to the lighting you can get away with a lot less colours.
Clinical cropping and reducing in size a bit too makes this 100k
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# It's genetic
never understood why that needs a whole cromozone (or two)...

Just good ol' Animation Shop 3, though I'm sure that shrunk it which is useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# it's learnable
i couldn't do it, but know I can.
I can also turn my tongue upside-down, both ways
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# when you're optimising try things out with stupidly low colours
this actually looks quite nice in 4 colours too, sometimes you see things you would never have noticed.
You can save this pic if you want and upload it as a preview to your main pic (for archives purposes) as I won't keep it on my server forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Thanks
It's up there now- and it does look good like that. I can't stop watching- it's hypnotising...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# no probs
you need to edit the code a bit though, the image isn't showing up. You can just use the image seprately and leave the a href for the text link. Make sure you've got a " at the end of the (img src="url") bit
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I can roll my tongue. too.
but both of my kids can roll and then tuck crossways as well....*shudder*.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)
# The Lizard people are taking over!!!!
/icke
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:55, archived)
# You see why he's b3tas
leading academic sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
# you can't do that?
Damn,
we all thought you could do everything!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Fantastic!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:42, archived)
# The huge spot on forehead
looks like a small lump or bruise, I wouldn't worry.

Now, mine, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ooh look!!!!!!!! it's another triumphant post from me!!!!!
It's a Triumphant with überprops
click for more horsepower.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Puntastic!
W O O Y A Y H O U P L A
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Is that
.-- --- --- /  -.-- .- -.-- /  .. -. /  -- --- .-. ... . /  -.-. --- -.. . ..--..
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)
# it's definitely
the first 2... but the other words are beyond what I can remember (I have a font that does the morse for me)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)
# very good
I just tried saving Just's but i think it might have saved ofer an Inspector Morse woo yay, hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I really like the incy wincy btw
A sure fire challenge top 3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# I thank you
unless you've just jinxed me, in which case you can eat shit y'bastard... ;-)

Inspector Morse wooyay, eh? There's an idea:
"Woowis! Buy me a pint!"

Edit: Bugger, I just got what Tedious asked - yes, the wooyay IS in morse code. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# I-N
M-O-R-S-E C-O-D-E-?

(yes, there is a question mark in morse code. no, i didn't know either...)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Got it
just before you posted...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Looks more like
BrainFuck too me.

/ubergeek.

Yeah, I know there are illegal charecters, blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I think actually it prefers to run on it's legs
and just uses the wheels to coast down the slopes of valleys.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)
# been reading
his dark materials?

(edit) i'll take that as a no. in the amber spyglass, there are creatures with four legs in a diamond arrangement. they use their front and rear limbs to hold wheels, and their middle two legs to propel themselves, a bit like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i wasn't sure if you meant the triumphant's dark materials
as in 'reading his poo' (you can see a bit in the picture) like people read tea leaves.
I'm sure there are people who read dried poo actually if not surely there's a gaping market.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)
# heh!
there's lots you can tell from a poo. what the person has been eating, what diseases they have etc. Just ask coprolite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:00, archived)
# wow..
That's the biggest prop stand I've ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Pha
Real elephants have legs, like the one here and here.
I was searching for a Victorian one I saw once but didn't find it...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Have a woo! pie
with some Yay! chips
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)
# great!
that's dinner sorted then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# they'll fix you,
they fix everything...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Fairytale
of New York
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha!
Is he still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Good Lord
I just saw a documentary about him two nights ago. It made me want to stop drinking immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# The word hardcore can truely
be used about that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)
# the finest Irish songwriter of our time
according to Melvyn Bragg,!!!

mind you, ever seen his wife,
red headed american fitness instructor
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Fitness instructor?
hahahahahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# seriously
bet you would eh? eh? eh?
edit/ mailwasher just picked up a virus from some twat called richard [email protected]
beware
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Sure!
Any pics of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:30, archived)
# His wife looked a bit fucked up as well
and didn't seem to be American at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# must not be the
same one as was on the Bragg southbank show one, admittedly it was about 2 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Victoria Mary Clarke?
I think they've been together 15 years or something. Maybe they broke up since the film was made...
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:36, archived)
# or maybe I've just been too wasted
when watching it, big fit red headed lass yankee accent, seemed awfully concerned about the toothless one's lifestyle, went over to the "oul sod" to visit his granny's old cottage and got all irish and sentimental then they pissed of back to london
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Arf!
"Personal bandwagon meets competition entry, with hilarious consequences..." - New York Times, Entertainments section.
"Me likey!" - JustHere
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# haha!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Woo! Is that a fez?
Microchevron!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# It's a
ladybird hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:29, archived)
# fweeeep!
goes the whistle of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Maybe some iSketch
later tonight?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:40, archived)
# if me little one lets me :D
I had some trouble with some of that last night, drawing with a mouse, with a baby in your arms, whilst attempting to think gets kinda weird! Was groovy tho, so YES, more iSketch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Yay!
But your drawings wasn't bad knowing that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:51, archived)
# A Good time was had by all!
How Green Was My Valley!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)
#
Flashdance!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahaha!
8D
edit: wanna play too tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:57, archived)
# speakin of baby Jaz
she needs feedin now as she's just got changed into beddyclothes clothes, bbl :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Sing her a lullaby
from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:05, archived)
# c u l8r boi
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Invented punk rawk
is stretching it a bit. :-P

But woo, and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)
# why no
she "inventand" punk rock - quite different and more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# I think she said that
somewhere, I can't remember. I just hate how she dresses punk yet her songs reek of teeny pop angst.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Since when is a white wife beater punk?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I heard
she has seriously compared her warblings to The Sex Pistols...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Lets just
Prey she takes the skag use too far..
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Who did the avril lervagne vs. stick
animation? That was great..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Unicorn
and it's been FPed so it's on her profile if you can find it.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I heard
she eats babies, too. AND she voted for George Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Oh come ON
these rumours are ridiculous - besides, she's Canadian, and would have been too young to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yeah, well
You can prove anything with facts *l*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I doubt that
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# no, not in this picture
in her videos. She wears the studded arm bands, etc. She comes off like she's a punk during interviews but her songs say otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I don't watch MTV. It's utter shit.
In real punk news, Against Me! isn't comming to Philly..goddamit.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# she's just pop in cargoes
(apparently i said that once and now a bunch of 16 yr olds quote me regularly)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I don't watch MTV either
I'm talking about late night stuff or whatever I see on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# I don't want this to turn into an "I'm punker than you" thread.
..but I got a 'This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb' 7" for 5 bucks.

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:32, archived)
# The mere fact
that you used the word "bucks" instead of "quid" excludes you from any real punking. :@) ("safety pin through nose" smiley)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:34, archived)
# ...
...damn, outpunked.

Ah well, I like jazz more anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Live Jazz?
Woo!

I've been to a jazzfest in New Orleans... 4 years ago this month. Was great, and even though it wasn't Mardi Gras there were still boobies on display - lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I'm afraid
I don't know what that means.

I thought it was a typo.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Is it just me who knows...
...that Ms Lavigne is not what she seems. Think "Pop Idol" type competions. Part of her prize was to sing with her musical hero. She chose Shania fucking Tawin for gods sake!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Man, I feel like a woman.
I'm sorry. I've just been sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yay!
Ozzy Osbourne & Tony Hawk!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:19, archived)
# is that the shark's
viewpoint?
*one hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Oh yeah
hadnt thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Sorry, saw it - had to do it


EDIT - Above is the new post - below is a pic from a long time ago which is in the same vein

to add to my collection

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# calidad
suprema
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:04, archived)
# arf
i was in the play of amadeus the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hehe, me likey
oh, if you're not gonna exploit "the madness of king george" maybe I might... :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:05, archived)
# last pic is a REEEEPOST!
..oh sorry .. seen you've excused yourself already.
Like the Jerk picture :)
ever seen the steve martin movie of the same name?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I bet he needs it

more than 1011182
(sndmn, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Attempts to remake 'three men in a Tub' failed miserably


Mainly because I don't know anyone called candlestickmaker.
(Cleggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:01, archived)
# sidney candlestickmaker and his wife elsie
live down our road
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Late Reply
and it's filtered.


FRANKY!
5 Grand?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Dear National Viewers and Listeners Council
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Is it just me
or does it seem like he's only telling half the story?

I like the style of these, but sometimes I just don't get the plot - so "woo" for graphics, but "wha?" for story.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I was referring to the
"bang bang bang" stickmen thing from the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Ah
I didn't actually look at them, the description killed it off for me - my fault, I'm sorry *goes to cry in the corner while masturbating*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)
# You were right to ignore it.
It was truly shit.
Germans singing in English and all the pain that entails.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Phew
that's a relief - I was beginning to run out of kleenex...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:18, archived)
# That's Smashing!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Don't worry, it was
glasscock anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Robin Gibb - 'Bee' Gee
Bzzz
(sanchosser, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Crap fairy tale anyway...

(Goth Moggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:49, archived)
# The punnage! It burrrnsss..
Eww
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# I don't get it
Theres a cat sat in Boots...........oh .........hang on. Now I see, pun-tacular.
(Cleggy, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:52, archived)
# heh! Too late, I posted this earlier:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
# And
what a dashing Puss yours is...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# oh you.
*pink*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:18, archived)
# who makes
Fab ice cream thingy? and do they exist anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# this is b3ta
we photoshop kittens.

you want www.google.com - they do the "find stuff" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I know
That (a year!), and ive done that, I thought I would turn to my fave and usually friendly board. Good day to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Yes
it was a rather nice day today, wasn't it? :-)

Lyons Maid made 'em, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I enjoyed
It so. Hmm, now did they? conflicting advice...

now lets shake hands and be friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Done and done
I wasn't meaning anything by it - it's all in good fun here, as you must know :-)

If it wasn't them, it was Walls - but now it could be anyone. Sainsburys is as good a bet as any.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Im sorry
I had to deal with London commuters today, so my patience has been lowered dramatically.

Now ive found out Lyons maid is owned by Nestle, so I might have to boycot my fave ice cream bar *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:53, archived)
# walls
yes they do, sainsbury's stock em
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# The site
Doesnt have anything on the greatest icey bar I know. But I am off to Saisnburies in an a bit methinks, call it product research...
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Hockins
Best ice cream ever *FACT*
shame it's only sold in Devon
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Cant you
Get some Fedex'd down to the old Sunbury?
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:12, archived)
# what are we
your bit cheese?
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# If only
I had the cash to afford your ass (too many zeros in the figure!)
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:44, archived)
# and prey tell,
what would you do with my ass?
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Im not
Sure, I am missing a flower pot *l*
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:48, archived)
# I just got up and I can't be bothered to spazz back
but has anyone else noticed the high jiz content of the current newsletter? Must be Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I didn't want to mention it
but it is overflowing with man chutney
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:59, archived)
# It's a really good one this week
*grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] My first paintmashed animation!

Click now - our operators are standing by!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# it's woo and it's also yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:40, archived)
# love it!
love it! love it! love it! love it! love it! love it! love it! love it! love it! love it!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Now that, y'see, that is funny...
...because it's true.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Thank you
I just saw I've FPed! I am so chuffed...

Woo for Humphrey and Duncan, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:58, archived)
# That is
top notch stuff.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Soup
Herb!
(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# That finally loaded for me
And boy was it worth the wait, you wierd-beard
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
# what an ingenious idea..
I should think someone on here has already discovered this.. but here it is in case the invention missed this place.

www.doggles.com/
(mortalum, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:23, archived)
# total GC-age
if you look at their index it says its been on CNN and in People. It's one of those things you really have to be in the market for to appreciate.

I have no bitch. i am proud of that.
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The owl and the Duncan went to sea...
They went to sea in a sieve, they did! In a sieve they went to sea!
...in a beautiful, pea-green boat.

(Not photoshopped at all. More Humphrey and Duncan.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:21, archived)
# Nice wave action there
very relaxing
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Thank you.
I did have a 'choppy waters' one, but I thought it was rather too... choppy.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Maybe that could be a continuation of the story
and they get shipwrecked on some desert duvet or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Yay!
We heart H&D!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Why, thank you.
And thank you for the link, by the way. Anyone else want to help me go viral?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# tranquilising
yet awesome. i love your pea-green. very art deco.
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# It actually is green
but compression killed it. Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# haha
I was just reading the poem...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# woo
(_, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Lovely
Duncan looks a bit sea sick :)
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:02, archived)
# No, it's just that he doesn't like
mince and slices of quince.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Well...
who does?
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:10, archived)
# It depends on whether
you have a runcible spoon or not.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:11, archived)
# yes I suppose
but a £5 note doesn't really help at all.
(I helped save b3ta! bean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 19:14, archived)

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