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# My first ever machine
This took me ages so be nice :)



Woo for nohands!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That is fantastic.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# superb
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Bravo!
I like these machines.

Put a kitten in and there's really not a lot left to add.

Woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# woo
Apart from chump - chump goes with everything.

Woo yay for good feedback :)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# huzzah!
woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
yay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# haha
definitely.

top machine =)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I've never done
one of these machines, I think I'll see if i can do one.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# you need
to go here.

we went a couple of days ago.

woo! to marble machines!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Saddam Dyed - Literally

Guess the US hit him with the wrong missile, aye?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# yay!
those pictures the americans have released are dreadful, im sure be could of all done much better!
(apart from the fact that he would have ended up with the head of a chicken or a kitten or something:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Did you see this one?

It appears the Americans will be looking for Cab Calloway...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Did you hear about the blind cirumcist?

He got the sack.


the dog has his own practice now.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ah
a
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# CIRUMCISIONS
1/2 OFF!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no skin off my nose...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This was just asking for trouble
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
hell hell hell hell
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# already live there matey
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# show that to your wife...
see if she laughs...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# just emailed to Ennerdale School....
happy now?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# hell
now
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Going down?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# er
i would say that is actually a bit too far
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# So how do you quantify
too far?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# making light of children being gunned down
just isn't funny for me.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Oh I see
napalm kids? w.t.c.? they're o.k. then?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I'm here
for the kittens.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# no
did i say they were?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
# we live in a nanny state/culture
where everyone's wrapped up in cotton wool and told what's good/bad for them. Sometimes you need reminding that it's not all flowers and kittens, the world's a nasty place and shit happens
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:32, archived)
# it is indeed
that's why i come here, for a bit of frivolous nonsense as an antidote to all that. if i want to be reminded then i'll watch the news.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I actually agree with you a bit
frivilous nonsense is great, so's a shock to the system
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# was that your intention then?
a shock to the system? or just a cheap laugh?

don't get me wrong, i'm not trying to start an argument (discussion, maybe), but it's just not the sort of thing i'm used to seeing from you.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# maybes I just sometimes like to test the board's limits
and there's no doubt some folks have grinned inwardly at stuff like this, you're right in that I usually do fluffier stuff, but last week I got a f.p. for a pic showing christ on the old cross being taken down by a guy(me) with a chainsaw, some people thought that in bad taste, so where's the edge?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# he's still in U2
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# fuck me! that's original
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# fair nuff
we all have our own edges, but you can usually make a good guess as to where the majority's lie. personally i just don't see the need though, i wouldn't do a shop like that any more than i would the wtc or the vietnamese kid. just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# you are a man entitled to his own opinions
and if you choose to live by your sensibilities you should be applauded, it's not my intention to get a cheap laugh or to offend but to get people thinking
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Could I get a linky
to the christ pic? I hate that fucker.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# check my profile
for J.C. on cross
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Of course - an fp.
Trying to work around the mother of all hangovers this morning...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I think you probably have
a fair point - that's not for everybody.

But not everyone has the same radar as you - we can see humour in things that are just not funny to most people.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# whatever.......
let's just enjoy free speech on b3ta.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# we are
aren't we? it's thrown up an interesting little discussion, after all.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# you're right
I grew up in Belfast at the height of the "troubles", within 20 mins of a major disaster somebody would've made a joke about it, maybe it's therapy?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I was going to
say something about Princess Di jokes etc, which is the same.

I've seen lots of WTC gags on here, and even one or two Belsen / holocaust ones. Those fall into the same category, but we got over it.

If it was all day every day, maybe it would be a bit much. It isn't, obviously we do have enough self restraint to make this place what it is.

(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Something that
tweaks peoples' sensitivity to shit happening to kids.
I say: "Fuck it!" ™
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:27, archived)
# That's not quite too far
Too far would be if he was selling a collection of cheap satchels and mittens.

That would be too far.


Ooops.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Heheh.
Nasty.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:29, archived)
# if it's not funny
don't laugh.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:25, archived)
# badly done...
and not very funny...

I come here to laugh...not have the limits of humour challenged.

crap...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# ...


hello everyone !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# morning
and arf!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Venus de Niro!
Ace!

and hello
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# well-executed...
young man, go to the head of the class

woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# hahaha
that is most woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Superb
more tea vicar!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# robert de milo
excellent
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Great work!
wooyay!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha
yay:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# ha
where does the self-fitted gun holster go?

woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Too tasteless?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I thought this was tasteless

but it didn't seem anybody got it
and i spelt it wrong
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I got it...
and correct spelling is overrated anytway... ;o)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:18, archived)
# comp
?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Watch out for those spring loaded benches
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Spring loaded benches
Just say NO
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I was once
loaded on a bench in the spring.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:02, archived)
# enlightening.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:21, archived)
# lovely
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# weeeeeee!
I want a go!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# soopherb
yay
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# like it
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# haha
yay !
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Wakies!!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Hello boys!


Floozy!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# PWOAH!
thats so nsfm
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Not Safe For
Moonbases?
Moths?
Marsupials?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Me?
.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Stop complaining
it's educational, lad.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# sent home?
what's your trick? Help me out here........
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# In fact
after seeing reply below, I think I'll pass thanks.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Go really pale
and look as if you're about to throw up on your cow-orkers.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)
# Whoa!
That'll knock the fairy dust out of your eyes!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# nice bum movement!
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i dunno
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# This
is what happens when you place 1:1 earth replicas on the Trafalgar plinth.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHA!
asking for a pearoast and i'm just in time!


edit:woo to the above pic by the way
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# ..
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# HULK SAY LOOK, LISTEN, CROSS, LIVE
HULK SAY WOO YAY
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# ahhaa
wat did i say last night!
at about 12 i said why do you always seem to fp at about 2am!
then you said yeah im off now night!
what do i see when i got on this morning!!
hahaha
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# that was a day before
a work night
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Teehee
Brings a whole new meaning to "Hulk cross"
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
shame about the avril-esque armband though ; )
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Ghost-se.cx

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Aha
And thus it continues...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# If you wait
a while after the bandwagon, you can pretend you missed it...

I feel so dirty.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Hey,
This guy will help you take your mind off it.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# they're here....to save b3ta
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Now, THAT
I like
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Yay!
Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! Kittens!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# GHOSTBUSTERS!
GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS! GHOSTBUSTERS!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# haha
i considered doing that:)
but then i couldnt be bothered:)

woo!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Heheheh.
I like it.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# *Major karmic realignment*
KITTENS!

*slinks off into the woodwork*
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# this is quite fun
guide to electronic music
takes a while to load and im on broad beans...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ooh
nice find :) lotsa classic tuneage on there. er...not sure i'd expect to find enya on the techno map though...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# haha
yeah
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# different
but they don't seem to mention Pink Floyd...


hi all - I've been quiet all week as I slowly weaned myself off your gorgeous persons, because I'm going away for about 2 weeks. it'll be hell, but I'm sure you'll all cope somehow ; )
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# ahahah
that's most class
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# ah
then you missed all the discussion to stop giving a fuck about so-called threadwastes then.

added to which, i like the linky. hence not a waste.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# no, I've been here for most of it, or at least a few of the previous versions
that image isn't complaining against threadwastes, but warning of my threadjackage... I didn't see the point in making a thread just to say "I've not been here and I won't be some more."

: )
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# ok then :)
i'm sure in the current climate it would however have been acceptable to do so ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
it's nice to be fluffy, and when all are fluffy it's easier to be nice.

you going to be at the edinb3tan next week?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# naturellement
wouldn't miss it for the world :) i'm already ludicrously excited for it, can't wait to meet all the loons. just added my flyer for it to flibz' linkys. you looking forward to coming up?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# PUB!
PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB! PUB!

I can take it or leave it really.......
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# you
silly northern monkey ;)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# so I'd noticed...
you can take it to your chair, or leave the empty on the bar ; )

yes, looking forward to it a lot - I wanna deepfried pizza while I'm there, too.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# then you
are a very brave man...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Stop that, Thats silly
This all started off as a nice thread waste about electronic music and you have just gone and made it all silly
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# dancefloor monkeys
where is new wave, darkwave, ebm and industrial?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# just found
ebm. listed under trance, for some bizarre reason...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# but still
I can't find pink floyd - and they even have sarah brightman!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Can I get a "Reee-post"
Bo Selecta!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# No
I wouldn't.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# yeah,
not a good idea
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i'll use this to repost the bus that broke down
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Much more worthy
of a repost.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
your god
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Awwws
That bus makes me so sad. I just want to give him a hug!!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ahh
speaking of hugs, has anyone seen TK lately?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# bus puns
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# splendid
i'd love to live in a world of floating tiny buses
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# On behalf of WBM
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:50, archived)
# ah well
anyomore
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hmmmm
I'm not sure it's THAT slow on here.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# no
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Arrrgh.
somehow my phone dissappeared in london.

i have just been bounced aroudn the police station in london on the phone telling me to fuck off by phone.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# ah
not good
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# no epecially as after being told to hpone them they dont seem to want to take them on the phone
they told me to use www.online.police.uk
and it doesnt work , it's down.

edit: fixed a typo. and it's still fucking down..

so far i have been to orange who told me i had to report the crim yesterday
edinburgh who sent me to kings cross
kings cross who sent me to camden
camden who sent me to the website

and then told me in a kind of why dont you fuck off and die voice that she wouldnt take the report over the phone. after being told i would by edinburgh
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# start shoplifting
then you'll get their attention
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# im gonig back to edinburgh
police station.


you know what

i dont think i'll ever voluntary go back to london for a while after getting screwed around repeatedly.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you could go back
and set it on fire
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# yeah
and we could make a song about it
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Like...
London's Burning? But, er, different?
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# All cops are bastards.
100% of fact!
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# that cheered me up
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I could use a little head
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# i would
maybe.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# That would be
erm... interesting
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# woo
i like to think of it as huge norks
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# why?

just bored i guess
nineclicks.com
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# quite..
roasted peas
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I hadn't seen that before
and it are beautiful & profound.
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# is that
the version that comes with Windows XP??
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# who knows whats wrong with it?
i saw two problems after i was done
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# no guesses?
fine. theres no paint box in the task bar, and it does not specify AM or PM after the time in the corner
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You could be using
a 24 hr clock and it's 6:21 AM...
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Now the scotch eggs another story
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Make it recursive
:)
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# what,
like this ?


(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# how ironic
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Had to be done

sorry
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaa
[crosses legs]
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# heh heh heh
Domo looks happy
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# hehe Have my Brand spanking new

Animated Woo and Yay and Hoopla
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)
# nice
woo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
# swit swooo
(, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 13:15, archived)

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