foof,you should definitely try and see this lot! they still play it seems, and if they came to this country i would be 100% of there for the sheer hilarity it'd be. if more than a little scary.
(
bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41,
archived)
w00tthanx
edit: just clicked. *dopeslap*
(edit: just clicked. *dopeslap*
*f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:43,
archived)
i would definitely go and see them thoughbut they are more than a little scary.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:45,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Photoshop the Klan"){kind=small}
Well I think it's funny
dead klan and aliens, what more could you want?
i'm actually afraid of the fear now,after seeing it on berk's inner thigh
( stevierar,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35,
archived)
sometimse when i get bored...i draw strange things in flash...well, mebbe this one isn't so strange, but i'm still bored.
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:27,
archived)
ah...well then...i'm killing time before i go to audition for stupid orchestra...unfortunatley, i dont have time to create any other random acts of boredom...sad days...
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:30,
archived)
Viola.Its like a violin, only not quite as crap
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
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good eveningsir
it is most definite i'm going to moore's do tomorrow, wilst thou make it to manc in time?
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:39,
archived)
it is most definite i'm going to moore's do tomorrow, wilst thou make it to manc in time?
fraid notim staying over in lanny. got to decorate....
(
PMGT -Bacon.,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:42,
archived)
good goodmusic is good
in fact i vote that we all embed a midi file into our profiles and then everyone open each other's profile so there's just a cacophony of shit sounding pianos and drums*
*I know full well this wouldn't work
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38,
archived)
in fact i vote that we all embed a midi file into our profiles and then everyone open each other's profile so there's just a cacophony of shit sounding pianos and drums*
*I know full well this wouldn't work
^_^ mmkay.here: have a dancing pizzaman. another fine product of boredom.
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:31,
archived)
I don`t know which is betterthe animation or people who have dressed up as pizza!
I wanna pizza costume!
(I wanna pizza costume!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32,
archived)
yeahi was searching for pictures of the red elvises, and one popped up with this guy in it. i decided he needed to dance. ^_^ Pizza costumes are great...full of kinky potential!
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
blimeyaren`t they the ones who did all the really cool surf music tracks??
I liked them!
(I liked them!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
I dunno...they were here this summer, though and i got to go to their concert and procure autographs. they are a very entertaining act if you ever get the chance to see them.
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35,
archived)
I`m not sure whereI got their name from... but I love surf music as well as samba / bossa nova and they were really funny - they had a load of tracks to download off their web site
( Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:36,
archived)
they are great!!i'm so glad you've heard of them! Few people have. they're wonderful.
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:39,
archived)
if they had a nobel prize for daft animations,it'd be a tough call between you, kaiser and foof.
and i'm going to have to make me a daft pizza costume for next year's rag week. sooooooo have to.
(and i'm going to have to make me a daft pizza costume for next year's rag week. sooooooo have to.
bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
^_^woot! thankee, bannanaman! I'm actually in the middle of one involving a flying bannana...heh... should be quite interesting!
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:34,
archived)
i'm going to put lots of messages herei'ts going to be my own secret board.
(
fishsticks,
Fri 29 Aug 2003, 1:22,
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thatis the most amazing thing i ever did see
reminds me of my school days...
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
reminds me of my school days...
is ittom baker?
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:31,
archived)
nooooo...ish me...i just got all me hair chopped off. wooyay
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32,
archived)
he can have the golfball i found todayi just made a sandwich in the pitch-black downstairs, I'm so proud. Mini-chedders and cheese. Hell yeh
( stevierar,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:31,
archived)
hm...you sound far more bored than i!
( *f o o f* is a craft-aholic,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:36,
archived)
i was always facinated withthe tv series
and now i'm not at school, and probably not in college anyway, i can reveal i've always had a soft-spot for misty!
(and now i'm not at school, and probably not in college anyway, i can reveal i've always had a soft-spot for misty!
stevierar,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:39,
archived)
This pic deserves some wooing and yaying!
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32,
archived)
=)nice to see you smiling.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:29,
archived)
ooohhandsome.... now we know why they wear pointy hats!
( rogue Big knickers,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:17,
archived)
aren't they the bouncersfrom my local club?
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:18,
archived)
hehehehehMat does it again!
. o O ( maybe he should clean it up though )
(. o O ( maybe he should clean it up though )
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:19,
archived)
nicky butt used to go in a pub round the corner from me
FACT
everyone thought he was a cunt
FACT
his brother swaggers around like a cock with a 'do you know who i am?' attitude
FACT
All this is true
SEMI-FACT
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:30,
archived)
FACT
everyone thought he was a cunt
FACT
his brother swaggers around like a cock with a 'do you know who i am?' attitude
FACT
All this is true
SEMI-FACT
On of my house-mates hatesNicky Butt more than anyone in the world.
Another feels the same about Ravioli.
I'm rather more positive about things.
(Another feels the same about Ravioli.
I'm rather more positive about things.
verbal,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:35,
archived)
nicky buttlives on the same road of me.
he owns lots of nice cars, and the like.... but still goes around on a little motorised scooter thing.
he's a cunt. 100% of fact.
(he owns lots of nice cars, and the like.... but still goes around on a little motorised scooter thing.
he's a cunt. 100% of fact.
knickers,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38,
archived)
HEHEEHHKarl Maldon and his bulbous nose!
What a fantastic-yet-shit show that was!
(What a fantastic-yet-shit show that was!
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:15,
archived)
EYE (which is to the) LEFT (of)MY HEART (yes it is mine - I took it out and did a detailed drawing) IN (get this) SAN FRANSISCO!
Who'da thunk it?
(Who'da thunk it?
Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:16,
archived)
sorrymy correct reply should have been "Close, but not the one"
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:18,
archived)
that'd be great for the kind of running down hillswhere you keep going and then you just can't slow down, so you'd have to keep running to keep up with yourself and then you'd fall into the sea. fab!
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:12,
archived)
i want to drive in san franciscoi want to drive HARD in san francisco
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:14,
archived)
heyI was too, rode the cable cars and BART with the kids, lots and lotsa fun.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:17,
archived)
BARTsomething like Bay Area Rapid Transit.... basically a train... an electric train...
1. Bus
2. BART
3. Street Car
4. Cable Car
5. Street car
6. BART
7. Taxi
kids loved it...
(1. Bus
2. BART
3. Street Car
4. Cable Car
5. Street car
6. BART
7. Taxi
kids loved it...
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:26,
archived)
You took your kids on the BART?Not after dark, I hope...
(
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28,
archived)
no wayit was 8:30 a.m. and still fucking dodgy. Lotsa people mumbling to themselves... and a faint odor of doom.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:30,
archived)
Sounds like SF...Nice touristy places.. .seedy underbelly FILLED TO THE BRIM with homeless.
edit: that smell is piss, btw.
(edit: that smell is piss, btw.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
you have to avoid the obvious onestake a street car down to California street and hop on it there, no waiting and the drivers are more relaxed. They stop half way up/down and talk to one another..
1st Driver: "hey. is this one the brake?"
2nd Driver: "I dunno, I never got a manual"
(1st Driver: "hey. is this one the brake?"
2nd Driver: "I dunno, I never got a manual"
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32,
archived)
Good one dude!Our operator kept ogling my girlfriend's norks.
and he smelled of wee.
(and he smelled of wee.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:36,
archived)
mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn norks.....................ahem, erm, sorry......
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:38,
archived)
oh not a problem...Did I show you a piccie yet?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41,
archived)
yummy monsieur 'zillaI'm happy for you mate.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44,
archived)
yeahwith really fat tyres that squeal every time you touch the accelerator
- and brown slip-on shoes :-)
(- and brown slip-on shoes :-)
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:21,
archived)
I drove in San Francisco in JulyIt was fab.
(
Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:19,
archived)
I drove HARD......and fast
( Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:21,
archived)
Driving in SFIs not fucking fun at all...
Best you find a parking garage (preferrably a 24 HOUR parking garage) and go on foot.
Trolley tickets are very cheap and they last all day.
(Best you find a parking garage (preferrably a 24 HOUR parking garage) and go on foot.
Trolley tickets are very cheap and they last all day.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:22,
archived)
i likehow you capitalised 'hour' so we don't accidentally book a 24 minute garage or something
full marks to you
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28,
archived)
full marks to you
booger headI said that because I once had a car stuck in a garage in SF because the garage closed at 2:00 am sharp.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:32,
archived)
as opposed to 2:00 a.m. dull.... gotcha
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:33,
archived)
d'oh!M3 is on the hummus today...
or somethin'
(or somethin'
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:39,
archived)
.....or somethin' *wink*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41,
archived)
Oooh!Did you take your kidlets to the Metreon?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44,
archived)
no, no time reallyit was a whirlwind visit on route to Lake Tahoe.... 137 parking spaces for a projected 12,000 daily visitors?? WTF??
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47,
archived)
yepit was a long f*in drive and wet to boot
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:54,
archived)
Hard drivingwas a crap game on the spectrum.
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20,
archived)
eep.........runs out to but a motorcycle
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:34,
archived)
erm.... I'm guessing you are male...and stating right here and now that I am as slow as a snail, and leave much slimier trails....
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41,
archived)
ermI left my heart at fat sam's disco?
(
Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:17,
archived)
you can't beaverse to a bit of clam lovin, can you?
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:19,
archived)
is the guy on the rightplaying a The Sweet style organ solo... or was it The Nice, I can never remember.
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:12,
archived)
hehehave you got a normal size version, i.e the size of the template before u edited it? if so i'll add it to the tapestry till someone beats it! post me a link and i'll add it.
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:12,
archived)
Feel free to have a goall 35 tapestry pieces are on the page below. Simply click download, copy and paste the file, edit it, then post it on the board.
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/download.htm
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:15,
archived)
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/download.htm
lolI'm a bit new at web comedy, i had a web comic, it sank like a stone when i stopped harassing my friends to vote on twc, lol
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05,
archived)
now that's a difficult question to answerall that exists is the original mirror site before i upgraded to half decent web hosting so about 90% is missing =/
click
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:11,
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click
heheh"You not Bob!"
"Roooooby!"
if you seriously haven`t seen it
("Roooooby!"
if you seriously haven`t seen it
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:24,
archived)
ah damnI didn't think of that episode when I was looking for a brown charcater in weebl to no avail =/ i just recoloured
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28,
archived)
Heh. I was gonnado Klan Bran but I don't feel like learning to use The GIMP right now...
( helmetcream,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:22,
archived)
thank you :)I thought I became invisible or something ... but maybe it's just crap
oCo,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:15,
archived)
SometimesYou don't need to photoshop anything. Thank you, Doctor Who.
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56,
archived)
the diver in the post below is borrowing it Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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I don't recognise that episodeare you sure it's not balke's 7?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:21,
archived)
Klu Klux Swam?
sorry, i'll fetch the beating stick, just one moment...
hey, where did this lighter come from??... oh well, mine now...
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:55,
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do BT know you're abusing their logo?;)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:57,
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=)actually.... *cough* www.padi.com/ *cough*
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00,
archived)
rather oddly(
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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that is strangeas it looks absolutely nothing like the padi logo... ;)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05,
archived)
In regards to this evening...I can't go either. We'll have to plan another one for some other time in the (not-so) distant future.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:57,
archived)
so it's just a girl's night in now?oh dear.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:58,
archived)
Oh no...the girls are going to the pub... there's just no telling who shall be there
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:04,
archived)
I was so looking forward to seeing boredatworksnorks too.... dammit all to hell... dammit hard!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01,
archived)
Well...she lives here, and ACTUALLY she lives right next to you...
We'll have another, I'm sure.
(We'll have another, I'm sure.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:03,
archived)
what's with San Clemente anyway?it's miles from us really... who lives there?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:06,
archived)
Sue said it would be bestbecause alot of people are coming from San Diego.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20,
archived)
gotchaif I had just a tad more notice, and offers of a place to crash, I'd a done it. Wifely coulda watched your kids too...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:28,
archived)
thank youkind (evil) pixie for paying attention and for the clarification. yes, that's who I meant... (I think)
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:07,
archived)
when flash mobs go badI think this would be an amusing topic for posts.
eg.
Jeruslam AD35 Easter Flash Mob.
You will need:
1 Fake beard
2 copy of torah
Instructions:
gather in the main square and pretend to be an angry rabii.
accuse somone of heresy
leave in an orderly fashion.
SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE
Or in slightly worse taste:
1989 Hillsbourgh flash mob
you will need: 1 football rattle
gather in leppings lane and find your way to the west stand.
jump up and down and wave your rattle
SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54,
archived)
eg.
Jeruslam AD35 Easter Flash Mob.
You will need:
1 Fake beard
2 copy of torah
Instructions:
gather in the main square and pretend to be an angry rabii.
accuse somone of heresy
leave in an orderly fashion.
SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE
Or in slightly worse taste:
1989 Hillsbourgh flash mob
you will need: 1 football rattle
gather in leppings lane and find your way to the west stand.
jump up and down and wave your rattle
SHOW THIS NOTE TO NO-ONE
like santacononly with no santa outfits or any real thing to do, other than turn up for 10 minutes and shout 'ra ra ra!'
also that circlelineparty thing at least had a party involved.
(also that circlelineparty thing at least had a party involved.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56,
archived)
random people ont'internet organise for lots of other random people (via internet advertising) to turn up at a specified place at a specified time and something happens
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:57,
archived)
something that got really dullreally quickly
( Chupacabra owes me ten quid,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01,
archived)
flash mobscant believe poeple havent heard about flash mobs since they have been in the news recently and there was that link about flash mugging.
heres another one.
southern italy 71BC flash mob
you will need:
toga and sword
instructions:
gather near the headwaters of the Siler river
when asked say your name is spartacus
DO NOT GET CRUCIFIED!
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05,
archived)
heres another one.
southern italy 71BC flash mob
you will need:
toga and sword
instructions:
gather near the headwaters of the Siler river
when asked say your name is spartacus
DO NOT GET CRUCIFIED!
that doesn'tanswer my question, so i still don't know what they are. most of these interweb "crazes" usually pass me by though.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:10,
archived)
eek!it's what we've always feared!
A Ku Klux Klown!
probably been done before, but still
(A Ku Klux Klown!
probably been done before, but still
Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54,
archived)
I`mseeing the Opera equivalent of a RedEx
-- a lovely wee box saying [Image]
(-- a lovely wee box saying [Image]
Reckless_Rik,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:10,
archived)
<>The Tapestry is growing.....Can you help to finish it?homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/
The complete remake of the whole bayeux tapestry has begun! please download a piece, photoshop it and then send it me or post it on the board.
btw heres a sample:
thanks,
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53,
archived)
The complete remake of the whole bayeux tapestry has begun! please download a piece, photoshop it and then send it me or post it on the board.
btw heres a sample:
thanks,
can i put in a badly drawn cock?or would taht be counted as porn?
( Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:55,
archived)
hmm is a paint mashed BDC* ok then?*badly drawn cock
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:59,
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it say the sitehas 35 downloadable pieces of the tapestry....where are they cos i can't find 'em.
( robh,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:02,
archived)
hmmnneed to make the download link a bit clearer, its on the project info page but heres a shortcut:
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/download.htm
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:03,
archived)
homepage.ntlworld.com/chrisemerson/bayeux/download.htm
for the sake of anyone thinking ofhaving a go:
-Is it a solely b3tan thing - i.e. will putting in furtive, is it real etc. be suitable.
-does it have a theme. At all.
-erm....
(-Is it a solely b3tan thing - i.e. will putting in furtive, is it real etc. be suitable.
-does it have a theme. At all.
-erm....
verbal,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:58,
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i downloaded a chunk of itstarted changing some of the lettering to 'i was wanking as i stitched this'
then gave up and fucked it off
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00,
archived)
then gave up and fucked it off
I have a hard drive fullof images to which that last statement applies.
( verbal,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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same here, butreplace i was wanking when i stiched this with your face sold here.
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:06,
archived)
Its for anyonejust choose what you want to add to the tapestry then try to make it look like part of the tapestry. feel free to put whatever you want in it. Just make sure you send it me or post on the board and i'll add it to the tapestry.
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01,
archived)
The Physical Impossibility of Fear in the Mind of Someone Woosome
Looking forward to Damien's new exhibition (the White Cube from Sept 10th)
Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45,
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I dunnoI've seen his stuff close up and it *is* quite good. (IMHO)
( Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:49,
archived)
it's a bunch of shit.what's that bloody chemist's shop about? that's not fucking art, that's bloody shopfitting! "i've painted some coloured dots, give me all your money mr saatchi you mug cunt".
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:50,
archived)
Yes, wellI agree with that one (the pills). He ripped it off from some mathematician according to Private Eye.
( Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:52,
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Yeah, but he's a YBA wankerIf you had his dosh wouldn't you be too?
( Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53,
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no,i'd spend the money on being nice to other people. it's that fucking saatchi's fault. and he closed his gallery when i was last in london so i couldn't go in there and shout about what a wanker he is. bastard.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:54,
archived)
and if i suddenly became rich,i wouldn't know what to do with it, so i wouldn't spend any of it.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:05,
archived)
he does random stuffhe gets paid for it
consequently, he is my hero
(consequently, he is my hero
spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53,
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and a very well paid oneyou may not like the style or content, but he's living the dream.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:55,
archived)
but why couldn't someonewho's less of a tosser live it?
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:56,
archived)
maybe you need to act like him to really get thereit's like government, anyone that really wants to is the wrong person.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:00,
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they're all as bad as each other.especially her: she's the one they're all as bad as.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:02,
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because his purpose in life is actuallyto incite hatred in people to inspire them to do something better to out-do him?
( evil pixie,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01,
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Hear HearIf I had his money and cheek I'd do exactly what he does. IE: Piss people off with my sheer gall and make even more money from the publicity. It's just self-feeding.
( Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:58,
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hmmmdon't fink any amount of money could make me call dead animals in formaldihide art... its a pile of wank... not the animals but the concept... its far more offensive than poor wee goatse could ever be! well to me anyway!
( rogue Big knickers,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:01,
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conceptual artists (except christo, becuase i liked his wrapping things up)are usually wankers. they don't even do most of it themselves, yet take the credit.
whatever happened to people making pretty pictures? not bloody joapies.
(whatever happened to people making pretty pictures? not bloody joapies.
bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:04,
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Fair pointIf Hirst had done Goatse in oils & dead flies, Saatchi would have bought it for thousands.
Doesn't mean it's not art though...
(Doesn't mean it's not art though...
Dunks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:06,
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art is where you stop appreciating nice things and start categorisingsome things he's put in galleries (like the colour wheel) have made me think "nice." i don't really want to think beyond that.
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:20,
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TJ: Anyone seen the film thats on Ch5 at the mo?undecided whether to watch it or carry on B3ta-ing.
Arrgggh to the fear btw
(Arrgggh to the fear btw
Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48,
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mmmm norks(only kidding not watching it)
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:49,
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Tom Selleck actuallystill a bit of a tit though
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:50,
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is that Vanessa Paradis's's's'slegs?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:33,
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if they arethey weren't attached to her by the time I googled them. They were just floating there. Like birds in tights.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34,
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No. The curvature of the earthonly allows me to see as far as Sheffield.
PS: You smell.
(PS: You smell.
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36,
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ah, he had a lovely pictureof a car coming down a windy cobbled street somewhere, and then there was just a disembodied model's calf and shoe and foot in the foreground.
( bananaman,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38,
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I'm sure you don't smell.no-one will ever forget that from the radio show now.
( robh,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:41,
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if only someone had recorded itit could have been preserved forever as a legendary b3ta moment.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:43,
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yes:)
i've only said that cos i was just about to say what you said
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45,
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i've only said that cos i was just about to say what you said
I know it was,I was just leading on to being told exactly where to find it rather subtlely :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:47,
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it was recorded though...(i don't get to listen to it at work, so i have to down load it in the evenin)
how many shows have there been? (i got this weks and last weeks, are there any more??)
(how many shows have there been? (i got this weks and last weeks, are there any more??)
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:45,
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i willi never heard it
and i'll be damned if i'm downloading a 30MB mp3 on my dial up
no really, i'll be damned
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:43,
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and i'll be damned if i'm downloading a 30MB mp3 on my dial up
no really, i'll be damned
Can I watch? sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:48,
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I bet he does.I do.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:47,
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thougth maybe you'd done the whole French - frog thing.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:36,
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no, but Ithink it's her arms.
( Mingus wonders where all the time went,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:34,
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I take it you mean"whispered special"
rather than just
"special".
(rather than just
"special".
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:38,
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there's a definate collation betweenpaintmashing
and saying "i would"
take sunshine elephant for example ;)
(,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:40,
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and saying "i would"
take sunshine elephant for example ;)
today i found outthat liking red wine and coke is not in any way hereditary
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:42,
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How in the name of beelzebubdid a lizard wearing tights make you think that? People have the nerve - the nerve, sir - to insinuate I'm odd, and then you wander into this gallery and blurt out oddities like that!
What kind of a society are we living in?
(What kind of a society are we living in?
sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:46,
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cos it was sophisticated yet unsophisticatedand it probably tastes better than it sounds
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:52,
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I like that answerEven though I'm not sure I fully understand it.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say,
Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:53,
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