Dee was wondering why the others wanted to go to the farm rather than the mall......
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:55,
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well
as long as you don't make the board all sticky
or get caught by the boss ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:01,
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or get caught by the boss ;)
thanx
phew thanx... me wassa tinkin with all of these posts my pic would be way down the bottom before i got a post... The shame of it, like somebody with no mates...
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:01,
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B3ta folks are funny
But not always ha-ha. I like it anyway. It was more original than putting a white sheet on a celebrity.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:11,
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The words and idea are fairly funny
But the little modified mascot takes the kkkake!
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tissues at the ready
what other reason does the program have for existing
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52,
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what other reason does the program have for existing
Works for me
But,like Charlies Angels its not the obvious glamourous ones i go for.
Sabrina Duncan, now theres a woman........
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:54,
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Sabrina Duncan, now theres a woman........
hehehe...
w/y/h
tj: off to bed now, night all,see ya tomorrow, in the mean time gonna try an get this moth to fly into my plasma ball...
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:55,
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tj: off to bed now, night all,see ya tomorrow, in the mean time gonna try an get this moth to fly into my plasma ball...
Sometimes I wonder why I bother with this sodding nonsense O_o
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48,
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This <i>was</i> going to be my first post but I had reservations (and i lost it, couldn't ber arsed to do it again and went on holiday).....
gonna be a record breaker
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:46,
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gonna be a record breaker
he has mega
arse-cleavage
i can't help myself when i'm aroused :(
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52,
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i can't help myself when i'm aroused :(
HAHAHAHAHA
now that is a funny pic!
and much better than "Photoshop the KKK" which is marginally worse than "Dogs with amusing noses"
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:50,
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and much better than "Photoshop the KKK" which is marginally worse than "Dogs with amusing noses"
There's been some good ones you know
have a browse of the challenge entries. It'll calm down after the weekend, as per usual.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52,
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and you`re usually
the first person to say "see you when it`s all over"!
:-p
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:54,
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:-p
I know
and infact I feel bad about that. I think I was forced to plough through it to get to my milestone today, and witnessed some reactionary debate about this challenge. Now I feel obliged to defend it.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:55,
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nah fair play to you
because you speak your mind - I`ll maybe just vanish for a week then :-)
there are some decent and funny pics, but I just can`t stomach giving those cunts the publicity they`re getting, even if it is a piss take :-\
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:57,
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there are some decent and funny pics, but I just can`t stomach giving those cunts the publicity they`re getting, even if it is a piss take :-\
read the thread I linked below.
At least I know you'll understand the argument.
/devils advocate.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:58,
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/devils advocate.
hurr hurr
the stroke of midnight sounds like a line from a porno film
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:06,
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Ah right
Its the witching hour, i thought i had started something monsterous
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:08,
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it was
pants compared to other weeks - it`s such a narrow field.... and a narrow, and offensive field isn`t going to help matters
maybe we should "shop the IRA" and "shop child killers" too? that could rock
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:53,
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maybe we should "shop the IRA" and "shop child killers" too? that could rock
People regularly do both,
and it doesn't create the debate this has.
It's way out of context, but I liked this argument.
www.b3ta.com/board/1828671
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:57,
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It's way out of context, but I liked this argument.
www.b3ta.com/board/1828671
oh
I definitely agree with that, but joking about these assholes doesn`t make their acts any less disgusting - I probably would have been fine with a post here or there, or maybe even a bandwagon, but not a challenge
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:59,
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A fair point
well made.
It's a pleasure to have a reasoned argument with a sane person about this, rather than rabid rantings, which to be fair we've had from both sides today.
Hey, at least we're talking! ;)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:01,
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It's a pleasure to have a reasoned argument with a sane person about this, rather than rabid rantings, which to be fair we've had from both sides today.
Hey, at least we're talking! ;)
it's not like people will see these pictures..
and think, wow the kkk looks cool i should join them in their fight against blacks
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:02,
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this is not the sort of venue
to discuss arguements like this.
yes, its not a challenge in good taste, but then, that's not what b3ta is about. If it was, I, as well as many other people, would not be here.
As it is, I like this challenge, yes, I'm not good enough to contribute, but I enjoy it, and I hope the challenge, as well as the people who do the entries, never change.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:00,
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yes, its not a challenge in good taste, but then, that's not what b3ta is about. If it was, I, as well as many other people, would not be here.
As it is, I like this challenge, yes, I'm not good enough to contribute, but I enjoy it, and I hope the challenge, as well as the people who do the entries, never change.
bugger
that`s a very good point, personal opinions aside.
I might however just hide for the next week anyway so I don`t start yapping :-)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:04,
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I might however just hide for the next week anyway so I don`t start yapping :-)
umm ,
yes.
boys!!!
Women - just say no!!! They tear you up and ruin you! get over it!!!
sorry, am drunk and unhappy ;(
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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boys!!!
Women - just say no!!! They tear you up and ruin you! get over it!!!
sorry, am drunk and unhappy ;(
ha -
no, i am drunk and miserable
you want to be drunk and happy - theres a difference ;)
edit: i hate b3ta - making me think theres always people like me at all times of night - grrr ;)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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you want to be drunk and happy - theres a difference ;)
edit: i hate b3ta - making me think theres always people like me at all times of night - grrr ;)
well
in that case - get your arse to cambridge.
failing that, get to london next week for me leaving do!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:47,
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failing that, get to london next week for me leaving do!
then this is probably the last lace you want to be
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough**splutter*
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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hahahah
you viscious cunt you ;)
actually, my favourite memory - because its going to end between us, *fact* - was saying your b3ta friends just do nothing but get drunk, so stop it.
I failed badly ;) b3tan at heart ;)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:51,
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actually, my favourite memory - because its going to end between us, *fact* - was saying your b3ta friends just do nothing but get drunk, so stop it.
I failed badly ;) b3tan at heart ;)
thankyee very much.
Im better when Ive got paintshop available....
did you see the other one I did? A bit better than this one methinks...
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:53,
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did you see the other one I did? A bit better than this one methinks...
I saw last nights
they were ace. I'll spazz for others later, boards still loading on my shite connection.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:54,
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Its just the one.
its not far back in the spazz actually...
www.b3ta.com/board/1830162
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:55,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1830162
obviously....
I'm going to be the devils right hand man, and personal backing musician.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:54,
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would
eclectic strings allows you to play all kinds of music
:D *sorry*
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:02,
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:D *sorry*
AVAST YE
SCURVY DOGS AND OTHER SUCH PIRATE NONESENSE!
w/y/h/h/p
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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w/y/h/h/p
as long as you dont
stretch them. Snakeskins are difficult to get in half sizes.
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:05,
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ah ha!
more probably accidental avid merrion subtlety
(sorry, its fnords fault, he mentioned bo selecta and im having with drawl(spelling?) symptoms
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42,
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(sorry, its fnords fault, he mentioned bo selecta and im having with drawl(spelling?) symptoms
does anyone know if msn groups doesn't like longish posts?
lost size and definition on this
cheers :)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40,
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cheers :)
yeah
if you click on "Optional: Resize Photo" at the bottom of the uploady bit you can tell it not to resize your picture (otherwise it does it if it's more than 600 pixels tall or wide, i think).
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42,
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woo that's the best yet
I want that to wi....no I won't say it :)
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Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:01,
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Damien Hirst Untitled 1992
just to wind up Bananaman...
Have a good weekend mate ;0)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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just to wind up Bananaman...
Have a good weekend mate ;0)
young british artist.
it means people like sarah lucas, daimian hirst and tracy emin who make a living by being talentless dickheads who sell piles of wank to charles saatchi. first against the wall.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40,
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Hey, Nana, chill
I've started you off again, haven't I?
Roll a fat one for godssake.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42,
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Roll a fat one for godssake.
actually,
saatchi would be far more interested in buying their used tissues afterwards.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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Thats a bit harsh.
after all if i could sell piles of household crap for hundereds of thousands of pounds i wouldnt be slogging my guts out as an engineer
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:42,
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fair point,
but at least you wouldnt be so fucking pretentious about it. I bet youd admit that it was just piles of household crap.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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if they said "fair enough, it's a pile of crap, any one could make that"
and backed this up by selling it for ten pence, i might like them. but no.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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but they shouldn't be able to because it's shit.
WHY DON'T PEOPLE MAKE PRETTY PICTURES ANY MORE?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:44,
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but SPEEEDDDDCORE
is FAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT and brilliant. and not a picture.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48,
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and why don't people who go to art school
make actual art instead of conceptual bollocks that a monkey could do?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48,
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Hey, chill
think of the kittens.
And when did a monkey have a 'concept'?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:52,
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And when did a monkey have a 'concept'?
I didn't say they weren't cnuts
just that they make 'interesting' art and certainly spark discussion.
As we can see here.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:51,
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As we can see here.
after you drink a glass of the black stuff
you can't drink a pint of Bovril!
/spaced
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:43,
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/spaced
Young British Asshole
eg: Damien Hirst, Tracy Emin, Gary Hume, Richard Billingham, etc, etc
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40,
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indeed
compare any b3ta frontpage with a chopped up shark or a bed
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:44,
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i read that subject in Avid Merrion's voice :)
hehehehe
Nice motors
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:35,
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Nice motors
WOW!
you watch Bo Selecta?
i dont know ne one outside of my school who does, out side of my year in fact
edit: (now i think about it they r all in my class!)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:37,
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i dont know ne one outside of my school who does, out side of my year in fact
edit: (now i think about it they r all in my class!)
I am not a fan of Avid really
I like the characterisation bits like Craig David. They are nicely odd, he was doing them on E4 as little segments of another show a year or so before he appeared on C4 with them.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:39,
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that said,
i'm willing to pay fifty pence for the added benefit of talking to a human being on the other end.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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well, if i wanted to know this number,
either it's worth more than fifty pence to me anyway, or i just don't care enough about it for it to be worth doing anyway.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:36,
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cunts.
am i the only one who finds those adverts REALLY annoying, and not funny?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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what is annoying is
the new 11 88 88 advert and the fact that tv ads for albums come out months after any one who is interested in buying the album has bought it.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:32,
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ooooooh u dont wanna be sayin things like that
(they've got ur number)
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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LOl_ I was just about to say that
Big link at the bottom of the frount page;
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 8:08,
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Directory Enquiries (118 500 & 118 707)
Find the phone numbers for people and businesses in the UK.
er ... not everyone has a PC. or broadband.
what I dont get is, why does there have to be SO MANY of the new numbers ?!? what is there, 50 or something ?? what's the point
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 9:20,
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Why?
Only 118 500 and 118 777 are actually run by BT, the rest are independat companies, means cheaper DQ!!! Hav it
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Sun 24 Aug 2003, 20:30,
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The Kriss Kross Klan
never did learn that wearing your clothes backwards was a stupid thing to do.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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Poor sod
and hes only pointing out where his local toilet is to some local black OAPs
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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is it just me
who wonders why they make telephones do things other than telephone calls?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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definately not
i once got told by a salesman that soon you would be able to speak into the phone and it would write a text message of what you said.
He looked stunned when i said why the fuck would you not ring them then
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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He looked stunned when i said why the fuck would you not ring them then
none of my friends understand me when i rant on about
why they don't phone people using their MOBILE PHONES rather than spending money on an incredibly poor value thing to send such a tiny message and then have to wait ages to get a reply and miss out on talking to their friend.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:29,
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100% of non fiction
i usually reply to texts by ringing people anyway.
if i write a text it ends up being 4 texts worth of message long. they should have a week where the phone companies disable the text services for everyone. would be fun.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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if i write a text it ends up being 4 texts worth of message long. they should have a week where the phone companies disable the text services for everyone. would be fun.
the worse thing is at college, where you get
people sending a text message to people who are a floor below, and it's not that large a building. they pay money to send a message out the window to a mast a couple of miles away and back to the same place to the other phone. why not leave the bloody phone alone, walk down the corridor, down the stairs and talk to them in person?!?
and on the rare occasions i use the text messaging thing, i write about five messages (and i spell things with proper words) worth and then my friends get annoyed at me for taking up so much space.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:34,
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and on the rare occasions i use the text messaging thing, i write about five messages (and i spell things with proper words) worth and then my friends get annoyed at me for taking up so much space.
yup
50p to write something you could say in 20seconds, and costs 2p.
although at my old work there was a strict no mobile phone policy, so i used to turn peoples on and send them a text to scare them a bit.
never got anyone in trouble though, since i owned up if it got mentioned, im not a nasty person
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:36,
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although at my old work there was a strict no mobile phone policy, so i used to turn peoples on and send them a text to scare them a bit.
never got anyone in trouble though, since i owned up if it got mentioned, im not a nasty person
too right,
especially if they gave you an actual phone on your desk, and everyone else was nearby.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:37,
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aye
dont even get me started on WAP, another thing that costs loads, takes ages, and doesnt answer your questions properly.
the 1st time i used it, i got given train times that were 4months out of date. very worth my 40p or whatever it cost at the time.
BAN TEXTS AND WAP i say
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40,
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the 1st time i used it, i got given train times that were 4months out of date. very worth my 40p or whatever it cost at the time.
BAN TEXTS AND WAP i say
i remeber when
people just spoke into phones.
mind you i remember when Busby was the BT logo, and ha'pennies were still currency
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:46,
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mind you i remember when Busby was the BT logo, and ha'pennies were still currency
I, without wishing to seem boastfull,
have plenty of money. But i will be buggered by greek pirates if i would dignify the phone companies smarmy marketing by using text messages at 12p a time. Its a great big waste of money, and then some.
www.lycos.co.uk do a free text thing anyway
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:39,
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www.lycos.co.uk do a free text thing anyway
You have no idea how right you are.
Colonel Sanders was INDEED a racist
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:41,
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Someone has way too much time on their hands
www.cyberden.com/cgi-bin/showsleeves.cgi?SLEEVE=b
Archive of 5.25" floppy disc sleves, hundres of the bastards. WTF"
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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Archive of 5.25" floppy disc sleves, hundres of the bastards. WTF"
Bizarre.
But I have to admit that I experienced a certain nostalgic frisson when I saw some once-familiar designs (3M, Philips and Olivetti from my first work PC), gone and forgotten for many years.
But why on earth collect and catalogue them?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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But why on earth collect and catalogue them?
Can't you
Fit a ittle sausage in there........ oooohh.... Kittie on Sausage action......mmmm..
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:25,
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come on,
that kittie is Begging for a nice sausage, maybe a german one?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:29,
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ohhhhhhhh......
Not evil a ittle widdly one?
Not even covered with cheese?
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:32,
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Not even covered with cheese?
sausages.... mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn
I am so hungry right now. I had no money for lunch and the company fridge is bare except for some dodgy milk and a ketchup bottle... fuck!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:34,
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awwwww
my feel sorry for you..... can't you steal someone's identity and order pizza!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:48,
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thanks rogue
I can shed this mortal coil and go home in 15 minutes, bound to be something there to eat.
*kiss*
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:50,
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*kiss*
May I pull its wings off?
I'll do it really sensitively. I may even cry.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:38,
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if you try
it will bite you very very hard on the bottom! and then you'll have something to cry about!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:40,
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REPOST of the scariest movie in history
Maximise
Reposted because of slight alteration suggested by Prof. Fnord : www.b3ta.com/board/1824425
Ok, you can get back to the KKK shopping now.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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Maximise
Reposted because of slight alteration suggested by Prof. Fnord : www.b3ta.com/board/1824425
Ok, you can get back to the KKK shopping now.
MSN KKK edition Smilies
MSN are going for a contravertal move on this one
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:15,
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MSN are going for a contravertal move on this one
i know
I can't spell, when its 2 late..... wait i cant spell when it 2 early, or if its the middle of the day.... WHEN THE HELL CAN I SPELL
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:18,
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its never too late
thanks to a little wonder we call the edit button
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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yep
But Edit buttons are for people with ducks!..... WaIt if i find that duck.... there it is!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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you took the time
to do a 5-point ellipses (instead of the standard 3) yet you couldn't be bothered typind 'too'.
This is in no way intended to be nasty to you, i'm just an utter cunt.
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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This is in no way intended to be nasty to you, i'm just an utter cunt.
yeah and....
when it gets to this time, my brain melts.... like a duck!
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Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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actually,
five point elipses have their use, to show that you are both having an elipse, ending a sentence and skipping over a whole other one too.
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