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This is a normal post Nice boobs

(Sherbs, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobies!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
This video's really got something for everyone.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post No bra is a good way to guarantee yourself a few tens of thousands of views, I might try it

(97800, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Make sure you censor your baby's arse though.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and it's face, just in case the parents recognise it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jul 2020, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post Lose weight now
Ask me how
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post AIDS is pretty good for losing weight, too. you never saw freddie mercury with a beer gut

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post In the same category
the product that caused a disturbance in the consumer's own back yard

see video description
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Benzocaine and amphetamine flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jul 2020, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post Classical Gas - 3000 Years of Art


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Chaotic pile of art reduces it to just a colour background for the music
Should have been chronological at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post *fiddles with faulty sonic screwdriver*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard it called that before

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that

(Sherbs, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
I find this racist.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What choo talking about etc

(Sherbs, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 0:57, Reply)
This is a link post PS5 DualSense TEDIOUS Hands-on GAMEPLAY DISASTER! I made this!
The PS5 is coming out in time for Christmas, and I'm very much looking forward to it, but while we were promised a hands-on event that was worthy of being part of the Summer Games Fest, how come this was so tedious?
(Freakazoid, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
You can go away now.
Ta.
 (Sherbs, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fadge is probably right
b3ta.com/links/1544875#post1544909

It's Sock,or equivalent mischief.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
Toss pot
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post mods are dead

(97800, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears not
'User Not Found'
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
Then why hasn't the link been changed like usual?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
Undead zombie mods?

Schroedinger's mods?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me, it’s friday

(roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeelll hello you big nonces

(97800, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly

(roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post My computer has bloody crashed
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but...
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably all that dodgy 'leisure' software you keep installing on it

(97800, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 5G strikes again!

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your immense international network of paedophiles to help?

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Andrew's probably got the spare time these days.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jul 2020, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bored of his contributions to Spectrum forums
There appears to be a need to be acknowledged. A flawed individual.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post THREADWASTE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post you were so upset by this website that rob has made it that you can't even type 'digital versatile disc fever' on here, yet here you arecagain
Are you mental?
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Offer him a crate of red wine and a kebab and see if he cries.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you the person in the video or a fucking dipshit obsessed with them?

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't care. They can fuck right off either way.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post the first sign of DVDcovid

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Dom conspiracy theory
b3ta.com/links/1543151
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What an interesting development
I actually watched this video. The first 10 seconds were alright, it was an advert for Shem and his Mom in my case.

The rest was justbeing Dom, AKAtrying to be Charlie Brooker.

Tip:If you have to explain the joke, the joke has failed.

I gave it a thumbs down before I even watched it. I knowplaces great importance on such things so it's the least that any of us can do. After watching it. I have no regrets.

It's justwatching a marketing video because it makes him feel like he is part of the games industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 18 Jul 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a link post Decades Old Nuclear Missiles Finally Launched As Orbital Rockets
"The Minotaur Series of rockets developed by Orbital Sciences corporation probably incorporate some of the oldest bits of hardware currently launching things into space. The Minotaur 1 is based on old Minuteman II boosters, while the Minotaur IV uses old Peacekeeper boosters.
These use missiles which were decommissioned and placed in storage decades ago, but with some quality checks they're cleared to fly again and carry government payloads into space."

Things like this fill me with hope for humanity. :)
(I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Space and phalluses?
Fuck off
Go elsewhere please.
 (roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post GFY

(I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
But can it move mountains?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0FwUzOwI9o
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 3:53, Reply)
This is a link post My Mate Glen doing a nice cover of Black Sabbath's 'Changes'
I used to get into trouble with this guy at school, never knew he could sing. Give the guy a quick look and thumbs up if you think he's half decent please?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed very much, thanks for posting
More often than not, clicking on a whim provides the essentials.
Carried it excellently - more power to Glen.
My only criticism is not knowing the song myself.
 (roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post if you were a busker, I'd ask my wife to put 20p in your hat
which is high praise coming from me
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Beth did admit that during panicked times, her mum has thrown stones at the cat and shouted at it. "
CaC, but Rhyll mum, 66, is evidently not a particularly nice or bright person.

Jesus fucking Christ, buy a fucking hose. Or a supersoaker.

"This is a dangerous animal. If it was a dog there would be swift action taken for it to be destroyed. My mother has scars on both arms because of it. "
Good.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Throwing stones at it is just dumb.
I'm wondering if it is a stray, trying to carve out territory and/or psychotic kitty.

Rhyl has been described as "Manchester-on-sea".
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
We had a cat that used to visit. It would come into the house and steal food from the counter tops.

Until of course I got the watering cans and hose out and sprayed it every time it visited.

Then it stopped.

There was another cat that used to visit and not steal food. That one was welcome and still calls, sometimes stays over.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I love a spirited cat.
Try leaving it be, or as someone else suggests, a use a hose if you must, but if you're throwing stones at a dumb animal, you deserve to have your eyes scratched out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd see it as a therapy challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Threw stones at it?
She got off easy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 2:58, Reply)
This is a link post Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting but I don't think I can take 18 minutes of his delivery.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post 30 seconds is all I could stand, so I didn't even learn what his theory was.

(I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems
The Wonka factory is a health and safety nightmare and would be fined if it existed in the real world.

That's basically it.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Also some of the violations were actually real and resulted in the cast being injured.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post so, there was nothing about him being a predatory paedophile and tickets were an advanced grooming method

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this video by a lawyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z1p7TMPXFM
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Xbox SAD Edition SCRAPPED due to TERRIBLE SALES! I made this!
Yes, Xbox are phasing out consoles due to the Xbox Series X coming out in time for the Christmas holidays, and it's clear that while they want you to buy the new machine instead of the Xbox One X, they're scrapping the Xbox One S All Digital Edition - or SAD Edition due to no-one buying it!
(Freakazoid, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
Will someone ban this cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually liked the sound montages
Don’t think I’ve seen anything else anywhere near as creative though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Dom?
edit: yes, it's Dom. I took one for the team and followed the link to ....!!

My God! Does this mean that Stubbo will be back any moment?*

(*no it doesn't)
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ b3ta harrasser-in-chief

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Dom?!
You’re back!

We’ve missed you *hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off you cunt

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
twitter.com/Free jack Fan/status/1224416468529532928/
 (Freakazoid, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *belms*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *joins in belming*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post How do you get to sponsor the b3ta newsletter? I made this!
Hi!

I've patreon-messaged, emailed, and filled in the form for newsletter sponsorship, all with no reply. ALL OF MY MESSAGES WERE REALLY NICE AS WELL. Can anyone help me get in touch with rob or someone else?

I should mention I am an old school b3tan who's been here since SECONDARY SCHOOL although i did only sign up for the board recently - bit too political for me. Does anyone remember legless? What a liar! hahaha. I can't think of any other old school references.
Malas Decisiones: Bilingual edition



A game in which you get points by predicting what terrible decisions your friends will make. NOW WITH STRETCH GOALS! (inglés/español)
 (teeeth, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Post some reggae singer puns on qotw,
that usually gets their attention.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the reggae singer comments
but I didn't see any jokes?!?!? don't know
 (teeeth, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s a reggae-ular feature

(roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried fingering a dog?
That usually gets their attention!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've fingered a few dogs
but mostly try to do it without getting anyone's attention
 (teeeth, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly?
You charmer.
 (roysin, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think nowadays Rob only hangs out with his new cool friends
on twatter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I enquired a few years ago
Can't recall the numbers but it was reassuringly expensive
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure its not the Manuel brand seal of approval
but have you tried a dump truck full of money?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post Spoilers discussion including The Last Of Us Part II I made this!
I hate people who post spoilers about films and games online WITHOUT ANY WARNING, including for The Last Of Us Part II.

Today, I discuss this issue. I will also give a couple of spoilers about The Last Of Us Part II. However, I will give a heads-up before I get to that part so you can avoid them.
(Freakazoid, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate thread-deleting
Didn’t you like the previous comments?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI SOCKCOOKER

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
BAMPERSAND
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he's checked all the shitty games dom. reviews for paedophile jokes
actually, I had a quick check to see his views. his three most popular videos were reviews of porn hentai games showing young girl animations. Still, sockcooker has never let hypocrisy slow him down...
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably going to avoid the whole video, so I'm safe, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's from Dom....aka
d VD fever

Where's Townsend when we need him?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's actual Dom
He'd be moaning at the replies by now. It's most likely someone being edgy and stuff (considering I've been ignored already I would say the case is very high)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
It'll be Sockcooker.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on lockdown
You can leave me out of it
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post TOWNSY!!!!!
You Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant. Eh? Where are you, up the Manx 'burbs or slumming it in Ft Lauderdale? Ave iiiiiiiiiiiit.......laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaager.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 22:56, Reply)
This is a link post Sometimes, the best way to deal with issues that may potentially make us uncomfortable
Is to remove all traces of them from history in the hopes we can pretend that they never occured.

Next up, all editions of Huckleberry Finn that feature the word 'nigger' to be burned. Probably.
Racist name removed from grave of Dambusters' dog



A headstone honouring 617 Squadron's mascot - a black labrador - is replaced at RAF Scampton.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 4:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Gammon outraged once again!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 5:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
The sheriff is a N..BONG!
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post [Union Jack Emoji][Union Jack Emoji][Union Jack Emoji]
Next they'll be telling us we can't drink milk cos it's white
[Union Jack Emoji]
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Loony lefties are demanding that farmers paint their sheep with rainbow stripes to match the nursery rhyme!!!

(97800, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Which nursery rhyme was that?

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Jack, Jill and a third gender option

(97800, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Baa Baa LGBTQWERTYUIOPS Sheep

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post These days they throw you in jail if you so much as say you're English.
Next thing you know they'll replace the Union Jack with a Benetton poster and telling people they shouldn't be collecting good, traditional English nazi memorabilia and Robertson's fruit jam mascots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Benetton poster
Nineties man alert!
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post was it his global hypercolor t-shirt that gave it away?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Guilty

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 18 Jul 2020, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine, that dog didn't even speak English.

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 17 Jul 2020, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard it was actually working for the nazis
They found loads of blueprints in its kennel after it got run down. And an Iron Cross.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But the dog was a black labrador
and black labs matter
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay !

(davyclam, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post first they came for the dambusters' dog's headstone
And I didn't speak up because I didnt think it was a very important part of the story. And it was dead. And a dog.

Then they came for Huckleberry Finn. And I didn't speak up because I'd imagined it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine if the dog was called Cunt-Fucker
- that's all.
No attempt at allegory, just imagine it. And how the famous film would have played out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post I live in East Anglia..
I can confirm this is still quite accurate
(Tivert, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 4:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignorant.
Lots of those places are South of the Stour, he doesn't know his geography. Braintree? Harwich even?
Want to include Chelmsford too? Loughton? Romford???

Stephen Fry would have his balls.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignorant?
you most certainly are!


Are you reading a map from the the 1800s?

The river Stour starts at Harwich.

Let me simplify this in an idiot-proof way

www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1TLVyWorzR5Vqd1kW8VwqDj5ZvyU&ie=UTF8&t=m&vpsrc=0&oe=UTF8&msa=0&ll=52.25218684149726%2C0.6257624999999978&z=8

and Stephen Fry can join you in sucking my balls!
 (Tivert, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 2:55, Reply)
This is a link post Pixies
Bloke looking for CGI pixies.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good commitment. Some good funnies.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 17 Jul 2020, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
great i've been in lockdown for months and now i believe in pixies thanks for that
 (Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Short (2'00") Ambient Music Film I made this!
Hope you find it relaxing in these times
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:42, Reply)
This is a link post Coronavirus public information film.
The closest you’re going to get to actual useful government information anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh,
What fine taste, a glass phallus of recent vintage.

"Lifts half filled mug of tepid tea"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post Yes we Kanye, Bubonic plague in China, &c &c I made this!
long time lurker here, think I last posted something about 726 years ago

I run a choir (I reckon the Venn diagram of choir leaders and b3ta lurkers must be pretty small), and we made a video. it's a little summarisation of how we feel about recent developments

(wait til the end, as they say - tis a mere 51 secs)
(justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
I enjoyed that more than I thought I was going to! Well worth my 51 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
for that kind sir
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post FANK
OOO
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Very beautiful, then very unexpected and funny.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad
you said you wouldn't come here and comment
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Liked that
as you are a professional lurker, happy candleday for the 20th.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been a member
since about 1547 and I think that's my first candle wish, so thank you
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Edward VI
was a frightful bore and dialup slow as the gallows.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha nice ending.
Could have been cheesy, but wasn't.

Thinking of choral music, here's a PDQ Bach if you didn't know it already,
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbIYwvsv_w
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post should just say
this was inspired by a brilliant comic strip from www.jimbenton.com.
 (justwhatever22 do you want a dry slap son?, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
and sums it all up perfectly.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo all
+ extra points for the pond
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 16 Jul 2020, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 5:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Late to teh party, but I loved that!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 18 Jul 2020, 7:33, Reply)
This is a link post MURICA


(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 16 Jul 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!
No one got shot
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video.
But none of them are dead. Or ill. Explain that.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Says the David Starkey of B3ta.
Jesus for a stupid git, you're really thick.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Carole Cadwalladr.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit.
Is that Florida?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb top shit, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Bournemouth

(97800, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Orange County I think.
Charmless fuckers around there.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Thu 16 Jul 2020, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right at 00:02
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntington_Beach,_California
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Crap
I was going for a job there before Covid 19 and the visa ban quashed it. I thought California was the more enlightened end of the US.

Darwin is going to be proved right, muchbto the chagrin of the creationists.
 (I helped save b3ta! jagwap, Fri 17 Jul 2020, 10:04, Reply)

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