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House for sale
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 19:46,
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I'm thirsty now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 19:58,
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ultimate container home!
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Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 4:29,
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House of piss...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 20:22,
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Fuck that's depressing, surrounded by your empties...
Wonder how the cans affect the acoustics.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 21:53,
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I expect the result is a little tinny.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 23:34,
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I'm surprised anyone had the bottle for that pun.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 0:09,
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I thought it was a canny remark.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 0:28,
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Somebody had to beer it
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 13:43,
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It’s good for what ales you.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 19:43,
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I really want
to go round punching the walls
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 22:17,
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Alright Laurence Llewelyn Bowen.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 22:51,
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The TV recursion in pic 4 is a nice feature
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 5:10,
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I saw a place like this in Australia
He used Victoria Bitter cans though.
He said that it's good for insulation.
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Sherbs, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 8:30,
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The buyer could probably get a fair bit back just by recycling all of those cans!
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teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 8:40,
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wonder at what point his wife left
Perhaps she's still there, behind a wall
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 9:31,
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considering the flood risk I guess redecoration isn't too onerous
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 11:23,
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I actually found the ordinary bathroom pictures
to be the funniest thing, nestled in amongst all that.
Why were the bathrooms spared? Did this guy's wife finally put her foot down? Is it a simple matter of hygiene?
Couldn't at least one of the pieces of assorted brand bric-a-brac have found a home on the wall in there?
I have so many questions.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 13:51,
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The place where the spouse went to cry.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:31,
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top
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Baggenfork, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 11:55,
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PowerPoint as a Turing-complete language
Yet more software abuse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:31,
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His creating fractals with powerpoint is great as well
here
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:23,
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"I'm afraid that professional fractal designers may not want to use this method"
Brilliant
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 20:30,
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Stay sharp, UK Gov.
I’ve worked for a few government departments in my time and every single one has had problems because they were too cheap to get a full license for MS Access. In recent years some of them have finally started to wake up, thank God; at the very least it’s starting to sink in that shared workbooks are generally a recipe for ballache of the third order.
By the by, if you applied to the social fund in the years before it wound down, there’s a decent chance one of my VB cludges was involved.
ed: props to whoever did the automatic preview image feature.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:52,
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Calamity Dido strikes again.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:23,
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Is that your nickname for Kayleigh McEnany?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:40,
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She'll be the next Pope at this rate.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 5 Oct 2020, 18:35,
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I saw this shared around and thought it was some sort of sick joke
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 18:35,
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^ This
Shirley it's some sort of wind up? If not I cannot take much more of this utter shit
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 20:53,
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No, it's very plausible.
Third parties use CSV, because it will work everywhere, but when you import it into Excel it will drop everything after the 216th or 220th row depending on the version (65,536 and 1,048,576).
I don't have Excel on the mac so I'm not sure if it warns you if this is going to happen. Even if it does I wouldn't be surprised either; something like 90% of people just reflexively click "Yes" without reading warnings.
To make matters worse, Excel has extremely limited access controls: read all, read/write all, no access. Hardly in the spirit of the GDPR, though there are quite broad exemptions for governments in there.
Excel is great for its intended purpose.
The problem is that storing very large datasets is not it.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 23:08,
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It gets worse
Half of Gov use google docs, which surprisingly doesn't play well with the MS stuff the other half use.
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Myarse looks big in this, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 0:43,
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matt hancock has an app for that
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 4:40,
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Don't forget Excel likes to fuck up the encoding and add a BOM
Also don't forget using Excel as a database in 2020 is just a fucking terrible idea, even more so if you're not even fucking using it right. Any common database can export and import csv. Excel is not the tool for this purpose, especially not for 12 billion fucking quid
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 7:04,
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I still believe that if the answer is Microsoft Access, you're asking the wrong question.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 9:37,
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Maybe
But the thought of them using a homegrown SQL front end is too hideous to contemplate.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 19:46,
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Evolution of tap dancing
Not sure that the clog bit is right, surely many other countries had their own clog dances?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:08,
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Another non-award winning frug
goes a bit carlton-esque at 27s
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 12:42,
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I'm not sure if this is the frug or not-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQDbUcvoSwM
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:34,
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Taking a wild guess that the rear might have belonged to Ann-Margaret
duck frug might have been a thing
have a dancing chicken , a drumming duck and a rabbit driving a fire engine
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 15:29,
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Sexy feathers
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 16:11,
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Bizarre. Is it possible to have a speech impediment that doesn't allow you to pronounce 'k' sounds?
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:13,
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Almost certainly
But he pronounces his name correctly
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:18,
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rather than an impediment isn't it just customary to drop the aitch in some parts regardless of how 'wrong' it sounds
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:06,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSHHbfY6MVc
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 13:44,
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Glottal stops are increasingly rare on tv.
Cf Stacey "I've got 5 GCSEs" Dooley.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 18:27,
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His favourite film is Raiders Of The Lost Arrr
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 5 Oct 2020, 18:36,
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You insignificant snivelling little turd
just because he has an accent doesn't mean he isn't speaking correctly.
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rjmrjm, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 23:16,
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sorry
could you repeat that a bit louder and a bit slower
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 9:11,
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SpaceX Starlink launch at 12:30 (Monday)
Edit: Scrub.
Now planned for 12:30 tomorrow (6th).
But also, right now (12:30), the Cygnus is being attached to the ISS, live on NASA.tv.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 11:23,
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SCRUBBERS!!!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:19,
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[SFM] G-Man - Once in a Lifetime
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Oct 2020, 10:30,
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I wonder if Valve realised at the time how many people would end up using their clever facial animation tech.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:15,
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This...
Is fu-cking aces.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 8 Oct 2020, 18:15,
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Huarache Lights live
Awesome performance
Great track
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 5 Oct 2020, 5:46,
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who is the vocal sample of at the start?
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piss and shit, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 9:21,
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First Choice - Let No Man Put Asunder
youtu.be/tfHjoqo7ANU
Sample from 3:13, but listen to the whole track and you'll hear a few familiar samples.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 9:53,
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ta
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piss and shit, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 10:53,
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Blue Moon
His Name Is Alive cover 'Blue Moon' by Big Star. I don't know which version is more beautiful.
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Gyck Ryder, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:50,
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c0r i'd bang her right up the bum
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:51,
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The gull who eats pigeons
This'll open your beady eyes
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:42,
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Shitehawk v flying rat
That gull really is a bastard.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:53,
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but not a hungry bastard
pretty interesting but also very strange. i wonder if this sort of behaviour is something that's expected in more natural environments. this one i found more harrowing, mainly because of all the people laughing www.youtube.com/watch?v=phUs2kIGY9M
youtube's algorithm certainly know how to throw shit at you
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:03,
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if the shoe fits
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ozof, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:14,
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i'm now seven levels deep in hardcore bird snuff porn and i'm only 12 years old
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 2:24,
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Nothing will beat this quality peace of video
b3ta.com/links/1542917
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 7:01,
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He'll be shitting beaks for days.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 14:42,
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Cheeky fucker
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Sherbs, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 8:32,
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'bout time somebody posted an actual link on here
Get you’re “Trump defeats Covid” coin and receive a free MAGA Covid cleansing toilet brush koozie. Order yours today 2 show you're a true patriot.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:08,
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This is satire, please tell me this is satire.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:19,
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Think this came up before in relation to Trump coins. If I recall correctly the owner set up the business at such a time and in such a manner that it isn't breaking the rules.
It isn't an official White House associated site.
links search might throw up previous discussion of it.
https://b3ta.com/links/1538251
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:25,
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Ah yes, still incredulous though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:43,
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it's not, but it's not a .gov site either
It's some enterprising person somewhere in the world seeing yet another opportunity to profit from the credulous morons who follow the orange clown
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:45,
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He's not a clown,
he's the whole circus!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 10:55,
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you know if we here at B3ta put our morals to one side we could make a killing designing pro trump and pro johnson merchandise
*there's demonstrably a big market, the fuckers both won elections
*they're not nearly as discerning as the general populace. look at what they're prepared to wear at Trump rallies
*One thing the right has always lacked is good humourists. People who are good at seeing absurdity see it far too easily in rightwing politics. They are crying out for something actually witty and clever on there side. we'd make a fucking pile
anyway, just an idea....
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 11:34,
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Trouble is, the hypocrisy required to overcome the cognitive dissonance of supporting them,
would start to turn us into the right wingers. Absurdist humourists don't seem particularly business orientated either.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 17:33,
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these will be worth a fortune
if he dies
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:43,
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nothing wrong with the twat
he just faking illness to avoid going on tv again
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:39,
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If?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 2:35,
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The thinking man's Colin Furze
Superbly engineered flywheel trebuchet
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Varmint, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:39,
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I was going to post this!! but forgot
this guy is great and this is his best one yet - watch his other vids on trebuchets
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:43,
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I'm watching the diy anti-lock braking system he did.
He's obviously a better mechanical engineer than I. I hate him.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:43,
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I liked that, although the serious bike people would pay good money for the upgraded stepper motor version
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:22,
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Rick Astley
flinging things at Timmy Mallet's house.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 0:23,
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Thinking man's as in much less Rik Mayall style screaming waving and face pulling, a considerable improvement.
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Benzyl, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 22:07,
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I, for one, welcome our Formicidaen overlords
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:40,
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they are seriously cool
watch the vids on 'in a nut shell' on ants
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_e0CA_nhaE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqECNYmM23A
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3QTAgHlwEg
amazing stuff!! although I would still kill the fuckers in my garden(near the house) tho
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:48,
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they would kill you if they could
If you don't believe me, read the enders game set of books (not movie)
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:59,
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It's their tiny pictures of clowns
That disturbs me the most.
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gijoel, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:27,
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magpie trades bottle-caps for food
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 17:50,
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Do you mind?
I was waiting for Sockcooker/pootin's next post.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:40,
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Oh, do they still post?
That’s my entire ignore list.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:24,
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I, for one, welcome our avian overlords
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:27,
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does that make it cleverer than those who
trade bottle caps for other bottle caps?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:22,
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Cable Racing in Maidstone, Kent, 1967.
Daft British Pathé film. 92 seconds long. Groucho lookalike.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 17:25,
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Disappointing, I want to see it crash at 150 mph.
Thinking of old vehicles, a very rusty 60s VW camper with a nice rack
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwolBWD51o
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:02,
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That is the world's best ever Tit Hat.
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Varmint, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:24,
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^ This
i was thinking of a Cherry Bakewell tart tho (I'm hungry)
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:53,
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au contraire...and he has many more

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unclepills, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:53,
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Surprised he didn't wear it backwards to show what a maverick he is.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:11,
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He did, but he turned around to do it.
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unclepills, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:54,
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The Algorithm has been pushing this at me for a week.
Is it any good?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:04,
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The music is fabulous, the story is very silly, it's 92 seconds long.
I say yes.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 23:09,
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In that case you might like this
A steam powered tethered boat going way faster than I would have guessed was possible - it's easy to forget that steam vehicles were quite high performance. Jump to 2:45 for the action.
youtu.be/xdeUe9JcBVU
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 8:12,
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That were reet good!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 19:08,
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No Final words
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Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 13:39,
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Go away you fiuckin' tit
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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Links is ruined.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:24,
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Have you just discovered YouTube....
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:20,
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With any luck they'll discover PornHub soon
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:36,
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Let's hope they don't start posting the mediocre bits of that here too.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:25,
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Please stop
I remember a time when people apologised for two links in a row.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:37,
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Sockcooker?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 17:02,
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Hello new person, banal and obvious is for Farcebook only.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:06,
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Are you having some sort of breakdown?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:09,
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oooh. I going to see if 'ignore' works.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:10,
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Same here
Don't often use it but when people are just spamming crap, that is the time.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 22:02,
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You are SockCooker, AICMFP.
Now bugger off.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:53,
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if people wanted to see the results of youtube algorithm they would just go to youtube, it's clear you're posting the crap the algorithm spurts out.
Spamming is not clever!! otherwise everyone will put you on block, and this site will suddenly look very empty (you can't see their posts and vice versa)
play nice and find cool stuff (peace emoji - i can't be bothered finding out how to do that)
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razzle, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:35,
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I think it's this one
🖕
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 20:41,
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with Kittens
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Pootin xxx poot introitin!, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 12:45,
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