Fifteen fucking years I've been trawling this site
So here's one of my favourites from around the time I joined.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Oct 2020, 15:41,
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Concandulations!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 16:30,
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Merry Candlemass!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 16:33,
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Happy mega candles day!!
And great choice of post!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 17:41,
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You have given US a wonderful Candleday present
that is generosity, and stamina
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 7 Oct 2020, 19:19,
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I was worried it was catastrophic stagnation
but I'll gladly take stamina! Many thanks! :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Oct 2020, 20:04,
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happy candles n that
here's to many more old bean.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 19:51,
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So many of them!
One of the candlest persons here for sure.
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 22:05,
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This was the vid that first introduced me to B3ta!
I bloody loved it, still do, definitely a favourite.
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 22:15,
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Yeah this has long been a personal favourite internet classic.
Me and my mates used to watch this and Tales From The Blode and all the other stuff while pilling our tits off.
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Ahh we were sober when we watched those
Probably a mistake, in hindsight. No going back now...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 8 Oct 2020, 9:33,
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Problems with crabs
I can relate to that.
Belated happy candels, click.
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Happy Candlemass for yesterday - have a Crusha to celebrate!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Oct 2020, 21:45,
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The rather excellent Scottish Review again...
Telling us exactly how it is with cold, hard, and well educated facts and opinions. The heroes we need and want.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Wed 7 Oct 2020, 14:52,
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An antidote.
For some reason, there's a lot of links posted here of satellites being launched by narcissists.
Here's the antidote: footage of what a satellite probably looks like as it's burning up on reentry.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 9:42,
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Thought it's going to be a satellite launched quietly by an empath
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 11:22,
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Click for bigger (118 kb)
"click for bigger" feels a bit redundant here...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 11:53,
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Blimey, that came out larger than expected.
I had assumed that the automatic addition of the cfb would have resized it to sensible dimensions, like in the old days. Apologies.
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try including
height="200"
::EDIT:: AAAAAAGH AAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAGH!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 7 Oct 2020, 15:38,
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Ivan the Terrible changes professions
A Russian comedy with a lead who looks a bit like Brian the painter from Spaced. Time travel from a flat to the court of the Tsar.
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Birth Year Project
Give this channel some love it gets so few views but i think it's great and i want them to keep making these vids
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Well you may be young enough to have your birth year there
Most of links I think would send this link to their kids
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 6:50,
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Nice idea but fundamentally flawed
If it was more popular, it'd just be copystriked.
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The clownshow that is american politics is everywhere you look, but you might get a laugh at the timing of the coughing here
classic slapstick
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 0:53,
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Tits, horses, fannies, clowns,meat. Little big
NSFW
GC. 3 years ago.
Sue me.
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Eddie van Halen dead at 65
www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-54443394
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 21:13,
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65?
If only people in my family lived so long.
I have a combination of heritage from Ireland and Yorkshire, we are happy to reach 60.
That is a good innings.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 1:01,
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Here's hoping you set a new innings record.
Also apologies to literally hitler for not responding to his earlier response.
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Waaah.
I remember having a party where we decorated the house like his guitar design. Damn.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 21:45,
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Aww poo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuwyyCu0hQ
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 22:35,
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never liked van halen as a band, though not enough to want them dead
it's like a lot of air guitarists all cried out at once, and then were silent
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 23:03,
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I might throw a few devil horn shapes and "yeaahhh!"s each time they say "it's with great sadness"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 12:00,
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Centuries of Sound - 1929
I made this!
Every month I make a mix for a year of recorded sound - this time it's...
We have reached 1929, the twenties going out with a crash.
This is the one where I finally had enough sound films and newsreels to come good on the "soundscape" promise, well sort of anyway.
Think this one sounds pretty good overall, there is a lot of variety here.
Full tracklist, blog post, stream, download, etc. under the link. The download is now a condensed 45 minute version, which is useful if you don't have time for the whole thing.
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Zuowan, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:56,
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Darth Donald - The Emperor Returns
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:00,
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He does not look well at all.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:03,
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heh!
he's still contagious and spreading it around the white house. Nice one, Donald!
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probably not contagious
according to his physician test shows he no longer has active virus. monoclonal antibodies did the job I reckon
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 20:04,
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Can they test for active virus?
I thought that the test couldn’t determine whether the virus was active or dead, merely that it was present.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 20:27,
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this is true and the answer is unknown
yet apparently he HAS tested negative for live virus so they must have some fancy ass test we don't know about. or his doctor misspoke or is lying
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The same doctor who announced his blood oxygen hadn't gone into the low 80's. Which is no denial that it was in the 80's - not exactly a great score.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 20:49,
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dunno, I got my info from the official report on his condition and what drugs he was on
By the way, Centers for Disease Control in the US have now confirmed that touching contaminated surfaces is not a main modality of spread for Covid-19. They say the main one is airborne transmission. . Seems like they didn't get your memo asking to Stop buying into and spreading that shit, the absolute spastics.
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ever going to admit you were wrong to say that?
didn't think so. wanker
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I'm not going to apologise for you wilfully misinterpreting what I said. And honestly, this has been going on for months. Get over it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 9:51,
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I'm not misinterpreting a damn thing
Let me ask you this: Do you now agree that contaminated surfaces are not a main modality of spread for Covid-19? yes, or no, or don't know, or no comment. which is it?
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I have already made my position on this perfectly clear here:
b3ta.com/links/1551917
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 16:16,
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exactly
no comment is the only possible answer you can give and have an intact ego.
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Fuck me - stop playing wiki-google-doctor
Viruses are neither dead nor alive. The are inactive when they are floating about in the air inside "The Beast" on a presidential drive-by or lying on the handrail of the steps up to Air force One. They become active when they come in contact with a nice moist host cell in the mouth, eyes, nasal cavity or lung. They only become inactive again when Trump shits them out with what's left of his 4th Big Mac of the day.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 0:44,
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Viruses 'not being alive' is more of a philosophical claim than a biological fact.
It's a debate for simpler people to have because obviously viruses are alive.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 14:49,
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I said active not alive.
for that first comment and I understand they're not technically living things, I say live here to distinguish between 'working' and 'broken'. yes they are 'dead' things but they reproduce in our cells, at which point they are sort-of alive. not that I'm claiming to be an authority or expert on the matter. they don't have DNA do they? just RNA?. It seems the US have a test that show if the virus is in a state that it cannot infect living cells. call that what you will but I figure 'dead' does the job for simplicity's sake.
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Yep
I struggle to see how the yanks tell the difference between the Republicans and the Democrats myself. An evil empire indeed.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:40,
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I cannot fathom how the Democrats, when coming up with a candidate to defeat Trump, chose Biden.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 16:27,
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Don't be too harsh
he's had to stand in for Pete Buttigieg at the last moment after all.
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I think it was a sense was that Trump was a formidable incumbent opponent who would be very good at exploiting fears over anyone he could paint as radical
that by running another old middle of the road white guy against him they might negate enough of the advantage he has with scared white suburbanites fearful of change and wanting a return to some imaginary past. That by simply not being shit he would contrast to Trump. I think sanders was the only one offering real change, but concepts like universal healthcare can be painted as communism to the thickos of middle america
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 2:00,
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I think it was also the sense
that a Sanders candidacy would have obliterated the cosy relationship between American liberalism and the military-industrial complex.
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this is only partially true. The dem have many source of funding, superPACs from the big end of town are one, but they have broader fundraising sources than the reps.
but they still have to win primaries, sanders had a sizable warchest himself, but many registered dem swung behind Biden. In the end they made a pragmatic choice that it was better to have a middle of the road candidate with a good chance of beating trump, than a more left one who had a slim chance. Not sure if they're right, but it's hard to blame them
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 10:15,
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I'm just guessing anyway. Often it's a mistake to assume people do things for rational reasons
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 14:45,
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It's an imaginary difference.
And ever since Reagan it has been that way. I was fooled for ages. I hate the term "center". Chomsky has it right when he calls Republicans "radical insurgents". But Dems slid so far to the right they'd make Eisenhower look like a progressive. Hell, they make Nixon look line one.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 19:51,
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Aye
'moderate' Dems would shoot down the mere suggestion of anything like a new Bank Secrecy Act, that's for sure.
Having said that, I hope and pray for the demise of the Orange-u-tan on a daily basis.
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Or public banking, god forbid.
Or making lobbying illegal again. Or a billion other things.
The instant karma Hillary received for stealing the 2016 presidential primary has relieved the emotional stress I would have otherwise felt towards Orange Julius Caesar.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 20:27,
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the accusations of that post are mostly furphys
The clinton foundation did take money from a bunch that includes questionable donors, such as the qatar, the saudis, the new zealand and australian governments, but there's not been any impropriety about how the registered charity spends it's money, which is mostly worthwhile causes and some kind of pointless stuff like awards. Her "private email server" was little more than a minor breach of security protocol milked for all it's worth by conspiracy theorists. I'm no big fan of Hilary, she was a mostly status quo candidate on some of the big issues like wealth disparity, and fairly hawkish on foreign policy. But still unarguably would have been streets ahead of the corrupt venal band of cunts headed by that orange racist bullshitter simply by her being status quo
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 23:17,
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He hasn't got covid
He's just sick of winning.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:51,
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Haha
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Oct 2020, 16:16,
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You could tell
he was sat on the left side of the helicopter when it came in to land
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 15:26,
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Anyone would be out of breath
hauling that fat ass up those stairs
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 15:44,
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Hey now
he actually has the body of an elite athlete.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 16:09,
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The Michelin man hasn't aged well.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 17:07,
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Iron Maiden - part 1,
I had to watch it all !!
not seen part 2 or 3 yet!
part 2 is www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S4CZ_MbWsc
and part 3 is www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v_fh6CDPJA
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Arguably the best thing to come of 2020 is bardcore
Give it a listen for medieval vibes
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 11:06,
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Takes nearly a minute before that one sounds much different to the original
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 13:50,
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This one is well done
youtu.be/tAVkuRKwuDI
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 23:04,
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Been on /links before
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEKIW3pUUk
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jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Oct 2020, 3:20,
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Classic album. The Beatles - Help !
I made this!
help me get my feet.
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Nest of Vampires
Film trailers are not my usual type of link, but Mrs Tools is in this film.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 8:38,
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Yup a baddie.
She also enjoys playing Wicked Queen in panto'.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 12:15,
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Gake and fay it may be
but they are still pretty cute.
I would totally get one if they didn't grow any taller than about 2-3ft
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 14:30,
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It looks like game animals superimposed on another scene.
Like this game, but without the needless cruelty
m.youtube.com/watch?v=19JYOVPmwDM
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 22:03,
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the normal size one looks real
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Oct 2020, 5:17,
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