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Witness the flaming destruction of my four candles!
The site even says not GC but I don't believe that in the slightest
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 0:38,
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Four? #cough#
Happydaze!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 1:15,
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Hey
it's my birthday and I'll ironically express unwarranted pride in my massively unimpressive conflagration if I want to
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 2:24,
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ISWYDT
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 7:50,
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Happy candles!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 6:47,
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Happy B3ta day
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 9:32,
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Ha! That's an opportunity well-taken :)
Merry Candlemas!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Dec 2020, 9:47,
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Indeed
you can only do it once so I grasped it with both hands
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 11:14,
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Happy Candles
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 11:08,
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happy fourthday!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 11:12,
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Yay!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:50,
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Now that
makes me feel tingly all over
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 2:57,
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classic
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 23:52,
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Happy Proper Birthday
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 17 Dec 2020, 2:38,
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The Blue Danube
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_Danube#Choral_version
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 23:24,
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elite autodocking
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:24,
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click
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 23:43,
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Glorious music.
Preceeded by that bone thrown into the air, this is perhaps the best movie scene ever to capture the human condition.
Or something...
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 12:51,
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Just on a technical note
Kubrick used this music because he wanted to acknowledge that sound doesn't travel in the vacuum of space.
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strongp, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:36,
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You what?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:55,
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Charts from Blue Jam
That Wogan link reminded me of this
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 22:27,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 22:50,
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The Portilloheads.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 23:55,
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Blob Opera
Make your own vocal music with singing blobs
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 21:59,
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That's kinda awesome.
Really enjoying it.
I cant get the buggers to give me a satisfying perfect cadence though, so either they have to sing endlessly, or end every phrase unfinished.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 0:49,
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Hardware acceleration
Fabulous, but ran comically slowly in Chrome until I remembered I'd turned off Hardware acceleration in Advanced System Settings.
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zootius, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 9:39,
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Pissed man faceplants living room floor
To be fair... he took it pretty well!
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101 Teeth, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:52,
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Can Solo
Troopers suspect they are not real.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:30,
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Tricky shit, existentialism.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 15:17,
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Hmmm. Pulp Fiction did the "how did every shot miss?" skit funnier.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 17:25,
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Is this shit actually from that show?
Cause I thought people were saying that show was good.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:36,
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Of course not.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:16,
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No on the show there’s just a little tongue in cheek but about stormtroopers not being able to shoot for shit.
The show itself is pretty good, except perhaps how most of the episodes seem to have the same plot.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:19,
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I reckon I've reached peak Star Wars to be honest
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:59,
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Series 1 was much better
Series 2 really feels like they are just phoning it in.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 22:08,
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I tend to agree.
Season 2 seems to have been mostly:
10 Mando is told to go somewhere to help Baby Yoda.
20 Mando goes there.
30 Mando has to save the locals.
40 Mando is told that his princess is in another castle.
GOTO 20
Still, enjoyable enough, though I wonder if I'll still be saying that when they bring in Thrawn next season. Of course if he were half the bounty hunter he's made out to be he'd have made sure the Moff was dead last season.
ed: candles!
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jonbob loves you, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 0:00,
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I hated the last episode for that. He's chased you halfway across the galaxy. You'll never be safe while he's alive. FUCKING CONFIRM THE KILL.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 10:05,
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it's charmless, low-brow garbage
my children quite like it, but they say kipo and she-ra are much better
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ozof, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:09,
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Tag and Bink Are Dead
was a fun real Star Wars comic that explores similar themes
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 22:13,
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YPLAC is finally flogging stuff.
I made this!
Alright lads. Sorry for the spam, but youparklikeacunt.com wouldn't be a fraction of what it is today without B3ta's help.
Anyway, give us a click and see what you think. If you buy today, you might be wrapping your cunt-parking neighbour's car in YPLAC Crime Scene tape on Christmas Day. Better to give than receive, yeah? The cable ties look ace too.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:23,
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Hello you cunt
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 12:55,
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Tempted by the stickers,
although, as a cyclist, YDLAC ones would get almost daily use...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:27,
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Ha!
Sadly that Twitter abbreviation was taken by some old random Spanish dude.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:50,
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BMW rebrand
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dribble, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:12,
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In the interests of balance I'll have some ICLAC stickers
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dribble, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 16:13,
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Can I get IDLAC?
I do like a cunt!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:53,
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I could have done with some of this years ago,
when I found a car in an Oxford Park & Ride carpark, which was smack bang in the middle of the access lane,
but perfectly oriented between the lines of a space. All they needed to do was roll the car forward by a car length or so and it would have been fine.
I left a note saying "Nice parking dickhead!"
The best thing is, I returned to my car at exactly the time the lady returned to hers, so I even got to see her disgruntled reaction to my note!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:12,
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What does the tape say?
Might be an idea to include details like that in the product description btfw.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:26,
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Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
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dribble, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:30,
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Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 15:07,
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That's a good question. I can't quite remember myself.
Something like "Parking Crime Scene - Do Better Than This Person". Had to be a little careful with the language because I didn't want innocent members of the public to be accosted by the C word. Would've loved to fill it with expletives.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 16:56,
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yplac
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ozof, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:13,
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What's with all the *** ?
I mean, really
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:29,
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German chemists Xmas ad
I'm not crying etc etc
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 1:11,
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Schmaltz
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 4:14,
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That was very nice
You massive softy
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 8:06,
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meh, thought it was a kettlebell ad
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:12,
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It was very good
At keeping you from guessing how it would end.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:36,
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Very sweet
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Sherbs, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 10:35,
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Gosh that was lovely, and surprising, and now I'm having a little happy weep.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 15 Dec 2020, 11:15,
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eep ank
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 12:22,
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But where is the sausage?
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:00,
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The dude was actually training..
..to beat his son-in-law over the head with a giant Frankfurter.
German Xmas dinners never work out.
Trufax
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Sherbs, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:34,
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a giant his
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 22:36,
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Some Steve Martin bits.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 0:26,
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Here's him live (with some sketches)
youtu.be/ebFc7oiLPio
I watched this video over and over again as a kid. It made me who I am today.
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 8:15,
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I thought my attention span was 3 minutes.
This proved me right. Just kidding.
The scene with Paul Simon, Letterman, Henny Youngman, and whatshisface was amazing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 16:17,
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I'd forgotten about that scene
until I was checking it was the right video. They look so keen!
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:59,
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ta for this
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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 0:11,
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Hey ho, lets virtual!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:14,
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Shiny!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:45,
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bin dun

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:15,
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If it's a reflection, wouldn't the ghost actor need to be laying down?
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dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 23:52,
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No, but it is flipped left to right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper%27s_ghost
I think it's lenses that can flip top to bottom, as in human eyes.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 0:14,
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I wish he used his knowledge of waves
to think of putting a fucking high pass filter on his mic audio.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:13,
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The Brian Butterfield pod pod podcast
Just been enjoying listening to this.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:51,
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That was good, that was.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:58,
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New album
I made this!
No dancing badgers or rotorscoping horses, but a solid album.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:27,
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Rondart and his blow darts
A fair bit of Pathe stuff knocking around here but a story on the beeb about his stuff - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-55257640 led to a decent vid of him.
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GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:16,
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I can't help but think about the darts going over the edge and falling to the pavement below
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Varmint, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:07,
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I can't help but think about
Kenny Baritone, the legendary darts player and father to megababy, Samson,
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unclepills, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:36,
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me too
any idea of the latest on Samson's cow-foraging escapades?
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stubhuman, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:48,
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Actually no idea,
Rolling up pigs into balls and skittling livestock?
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unclepills, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:11,
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Project for Peace and Justice.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:14,
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cant understand why the BBC has so few right-wing comedians on
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:24,
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The trouble with you, Benny, is you have no sense of irony.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:38,
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It's hardly the Onion
few other jokes of any wit apart from its premise.
I always thought that Corbyn anti-semitism thing was a bit overblown, his 80s studenty "Free Palestine, yeah?" views a convenient bat for his many enemies to hit him over the head with. My main beef with the man was that he was:
a) useless
b) pro-brexit
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 22:57,
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oh, you seem to have taken what I said at face value
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 12:14,
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I assumed sarcasm
Though I was more saying my piece about the beardy twat than parsing the no doubt multilayered subtext of your sentence
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:41,
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I like the joke of it being built
with Go Daddy Website Builder 8.0.0000.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:43,
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That's behind a paywall.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:08,
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That's Zionists for you.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:23,
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just
disable javascript and refresh. Gets round lots of paywalls...
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FridgeBadger, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:28,
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I need to find a way to do that on mobile.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 16:16,
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Kiwi browser will let you install Chrome extensions
I use it for FBP on Fartbook
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:33,
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Either Ghostery or Firefox must have
defeated that for me.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 15:53,
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Humour Aside
Isn't this really just about demonising anybody who expresses anti Israeli sentiments by firstly obfuscating this as anti-Zionism, and then once you've created sufficient confusion attacking them as Anti Semitic?
As Gerald Kaufman said: "My grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her home town of Staszów. A German soldier shot her dead in her bed... my grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israeli soldiers murdering Palestinian grandmothers in Gaza."
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strongp, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 10:20,
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Today is World Monkey Day
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 11:33,
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Did you say minky?
is this minky yours?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:11,
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an oldie and a goodie GC
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 14 Dec 2020, 9:46,
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God these were great at the time.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:45,
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Wagwan?
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unclepills, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:45,
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T-Wogz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:19,
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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtbxka
Wagwaan indeed.
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Chumps 👀, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 15:20,
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Interesting, thanks
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 14 Dec 2020, 14:29,
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now wondering if the recording of the video was pitch corrected
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:38,
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Good stuff. God that bloke can talk tho
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 2:55,
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Can’t he just?
He’d made his point in about ten minutes, then spent another twenty firmly ramming it home.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:09,
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Glasto 2019. Remember when we could?
Killers covering Smiths, ft Johnny fucking Marr.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 2:50,
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Tony Montana is looking well
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dribble, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 9:52,
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Matthew Parris, not so much
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 10:28,
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Glasto should ban those fucking flags.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 18:20,
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Attention seeking tossers
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:16,
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