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This is a link post Get an Adult Cream Pie at McDonald’s
“If you eat it once, you’ll be filled.”
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:23, Reply)
This is a link post comfort
colloquial madness from a rocket, a back story that I can't be bothered explaining, the comments should give context.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

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This is a normal post 2018
b3ta.com/links/1492720#post1492721
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This is a normal post
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This is a normal post
GC
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This is a normal post
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This is a normal post I will always think of Full Metal Jacket when hearing this.

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This is a normal post No1 on the day I was born

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This is a normal post What's your Halo SPARTAN name?
(Mother's maiden name followed by your CVV)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Who doesn't love a bit of Northern Soul
Put this on in your car stereo full blast :)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up with Northern Soul
My older sisters used to visit Wigan Pier, as they told my parents but I'm sure it was really Wigan Casino.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
thumbs up from me
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Chalking my plimsolls as we speak

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the wife and i run the night owl in brum
we still play loads of northern, not much dancing going on there at the moment though
(, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post Guess The Press I made this!
Can you tell what year it is from who was on the front page of the tabloids or music press?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.
“You were 1 years out” though?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks.
*Ninja edits*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
(Also on the final average results)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Tougher than expected

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This is a normal post Very much this

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
Click for bigger (314 kb)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:07, Reply)
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1986 innit?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The perils of using live data.
Did try using a OCR script at one point to filter images with big years in them, but it didn't work.

A couple of December issues mention the next year, so it is not always an easy question when that happens.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good.
I average 2 years out. Got them all spot on except one that was 8 years out....

Any chance of halving the volume of those arcade sounds?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be quieter now.
Didn't notice them being that loud, but I guess status change bips shouldn't be intrusive.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Much better now, cheers!

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A good quiz I'm rubbish at.

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This is a link post The Happiest I made this!
Happy new year! I made a musical fart for you all.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS

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This is a link post Fred Deakin's end of year annual mix
And happy ones to you all

edit: not sure what the "Get Flash player to hear the audio" bollocks is about

the link for the mix is websitemixes.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/FredMix20_21_Share+Your+Love.mp3
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the sound of this flash player

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I think it's very much the future

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait for it to start so I can see the mind blowing visuals that it can do.

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post happy new yeah

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This is a normal post I fuuuuuucking love this film.

(, Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A rarity, a perfect movie*
It does not age, lose it's humour or pathos, and continues to delight.

*(apart from the M25 sign in the background when Withnail is "making time".)

"GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!"
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This is a normal post Agh.
Teredo navalis. FFS, why can't so-called educated people grasp the conventions of the binomial system?
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This is a normal post I know, it is just a well hard slug really.

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This is a normal post Carl Linnaeus is turning in his plant press grave

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find
it's Carl linnaeus.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many people called Carl Linnaeus. It's a common name

(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post they have conventions?
What's the Premier Inn breakfast buffet like?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a long-form version?
Only Twitter really isn’t the medium to weave such a wide-ranging narrative.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Judging from the clickbait title
I think this is shit that should probably stay unread on twitter.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Wicked Lasers
The manufacturers want to show you what they can do.

Scroll down...
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This is a normal post Needs more pubes
5/7
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a man who might enjoy the lobster cock.
Skip to 0.22
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K709nKWba0Y
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This is a normal post That's a penis.

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This is a link post New Year hangover music
How long can you last?
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This is a normal post Who won?

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post I'll 'ave 'is chips then I made this!
Here's a little thing I cut up and pasted together yesterday.

Happy New Year b3tards!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 8:58, Reply)
This is a link post KLF join YouTube, Spotify, back catalogue undeleted.
KLF have appropriated the work done between the
1st of January 1987 and 31st of December 1991 by
The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu,
The Timelords
The KLF

This appropriation was in order to tell a story in five chapters using the medium of streaming.

The name of the story is SAMPLECITY THRU TRANCENTRAL.

The five chapters are:

1. Kick Out The JAMs,
2. Pure Trance Series,
3. Come Down Dawn,
4. Moody Boys Selection
5. Solid State Logik (Parts 1 &2).

If you need to know more about the work done by The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, The Timelords or The KLF, you can find truths, rumours and half-truths scattered across the internet.

From these truths, rumours and half-truths, you can form your own opinions.

The actual facts were washed down a storm drain in Brixton some time in the late 20th century.

Further information can be found on a poster, fly posted under a railway bridge on the Kingsland Road in London on the 31st of December 2020.
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This is a normal post delete this

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 4:59, Reply)
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Best news I've heard all year.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 7:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No idea if it's a fan mucking around
but happy that they're on Spotify - hope that lasts
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post KLF fandom is convinced it's genuine
Some videos are higher quality than seen before, Jimmy's other half posted a pic of the Kingsland road graffiti being sprayed on Instagram, unheard extra lyrics on the ENT 3am, intro to WTIL is uncensored for the first time, etc.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 12:02, Reply)
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They seems to have trouble spelling Extreme Noise Terror in the ENT video though.
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This is a normal post If anyone else is searching for the fly poster mentioned
pbs.twimg.com/media/Eqnl_ahXAAEBCUg?format=jpg&name=large
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This is a normal post Ladies and Gentlemen, The KLF have now rejoined the music industry
2021 may not be so dismal after all.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This can only mean one thing
There is world peace.


Cunt me in the fuck, the KLF reappearing is exactly what we needed.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Cartoon character voice surely?
I miss having a vocal cat.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:37, Reply)
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This is a link post Tenpole Tudor - Swords Of A Thousand Men
HNY
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pork+

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post I liked her voice in Brass Against, didn't expect this first solo video.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ok you win sexiest vid of the year b3ta 2020!!!!
also thats a nice tune i like it
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But it’s not the sexiest of all time...
youtu.be/ro6jT4AnFp0
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So they sat there, frozen in disapproval.

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely tune
slightly distracted by the location and the geology at the end
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This is a normal post hope she said yes

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This is a normal post Except that the song is Finnish

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t start.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Norway I can resist a pun thread.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Woden you prefer to do something else instead?

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I was cleaning floors,
Denmarks are difficult to get out.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like something swede all over the floor
ABBA of soap might help?
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This is a normal post I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It is Nobel to be wise.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Better to be safe than Søren

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I thort about joining in.
But I was too afreyad.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Although the part of it he is singing is scat singing
so it's not really in any language at all.

The drum is Middle-Eastern if that helps at all, but I have to admit I'm not sure what the point was.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Racism, probably.

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post cor!

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigella talks dirty.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic smut!
It needs to preserved for future wanking generations.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I never understood all the lust for this woman.
I can't look at her or or even read her name without thinking of her father, resulting in an immediate reduction in blood flow to my penis.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Dreadful homophobia, you should commit suicide immediately.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Nigel Lawson gay?
I'm not sure you quite get how this works. Stick to your own schtick mate.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Belligerent, hypocritical AND obtuse.
It's a hell of a combination. Hope it takes you far in 2021, for your sake and for all of the rest of b3ta.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, please explain to me and everyone else, who I'm sure are not rolling their eyes and scrolling rapidly past this shit,
how being turned off by one far right climate science denying lunatic and objectively ugly bastard is homophobic.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gays
You're either with them of against them
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 3:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Count me firmly with them.
b3ta tosh obviously thinks that me saying Nigel Lawson shrinks my dick is morally equivalent to his friends on /talk saying n-words should be killed.

Bless him, he's a stupid cunt.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you considered therapy?
She has the most lascivious face and voice, let alone her body. I suspect you are under 30, which might make a difference.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He prefers teenage Thai girls.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you drunk already?

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that’s what you say to the teenage prostitutes.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post They might both like space rockets
But I think it’s safe to say that brb is NOT Sockcooker (who may or may not still post, as they are firmly on my ignore list)
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This is a normal post Being mistaken for SockCooker is funny until you're accused of paedophilia.
He does still post. He has me on ignore because of all the shit I gave him for bullying dogbomb with false accusations of paedophilia.
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This is a normal post North of 40 and considering various therapies but not for this sort of thing.
She's got some moves, and she flirts with the camera and crudely sexualises food preparation. She does so using a body that is 50% Nigel Lawson.

She has confidence. Fine. So do Marine Le Pen and Alessandra Mussolini and I'm not buying what they're selling either. There's just something about the far right that turns me off.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really judge attractiveness politically unless they've actually done something nasty personally.
I never wanted kids, so any assessment of the parents is academic.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't value human procreation either
but, speaking purely aesthetically, it's good to find at least one parent attractive, as that's more or less the image of what you're going to end up with yourself in a few decades, if all goes well.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shag the mother as well, just to check.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Every woman has a body which is 50% their dad.
If Nigel Lawson being her dad makes it a problem to consider her in bed, then what about all the other dads do you not have a problem with?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post There are a lot of fuckable dads out there, I don't see what your problem is.

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ... but if I came downstairs after an extended night of love making
And she was boiling a ham hock in coke, I'd say "Oi Nigella no"
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely the raging jealousy of many male friends would make up for it.
I'd be like "I noticed how nice her bathroom was the other night..."
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon her bathroom is a right state

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post nudge, nudge, wink, wink

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The drink, right?

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post IKR

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to think of John Diamond, her first husband
Who by all accounts was a top bloke.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cabbagé

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It was just a joke wasn't it?
Even her most mundane utterances seem to get the papers in a froth these days
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it was, they will always find something to froth about.

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You Dirty Fecker

(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, wash your fecker for god's sake, can smell it from here

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll put it on my new year resolution list

(, Fri 1 Jan 2021, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post IIRC this was done by a french chef flogging microwave chips in the early 80s.
The 'i' and 'a' were pronounced hard.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2020, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is the meecrofilm?

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This is a normal post I fucking said the accent in my head

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