She had me fooled that she was a shop dummy. These people were talented as all fuck.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 1 Mar 2021, 14:31,
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767 Screamer at Manchester Airport - Volume up for this!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 17:05,
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I love how it was filmed in landscape but then put into a portrait aspect ratio. Genius.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 18:12,
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that was a decision the director made so the viewer would feel they
were there and doing a shitty job of filming a plane
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Artistic rebellion against the restrictive pedagogy of doing it properly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 20:41,
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Planes go up
no point wasting the frame on sideways action that'll never happen.
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Talking of loud jets,
I paid a visit to this on my ride out today.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 0:43,
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I thought you said it was loud...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVORJGJoGY&ab_channel=TinaMarsh
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: )
Had the pleasure of experiencing the sound of a Vulcan full-throttle several times on the very site of the one in my link above (although not that particular bird, as far as I recall).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 20:12,
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That's not even that loud. This one goes to 11.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1igQoRqpBA
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Mar 2021, 10:45,
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Dammit, why didn't I...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 16:56,
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I've heard they can get mad jealous when they see their owners touching penises with other men
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 22:53,
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He simply lost the cock fight.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 9:50,
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An interesting news aggregation site with sliders to control political and establishement stance.
A bit America-centric, but I suppose that's who it's mostly for.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 14:42,
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Good idea, not sure how accurate it is.
I couldn't get Trumpfs favourite sites up so maybe it excludes rank partisanship.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 15:36,
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OAN and FOX are there, as well as a few others.
I don't think they include infowars or similar cunts. Also the Guardian/Observer is turning up for me when I look for far right wing pro establishment political news, and Al Jazeera turns up everywhere, so the AI needs a tweak or two.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 16:09,
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Maybe I didn't look long enough to notice ONAN.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 16:58,
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A bit America-centric?
there's an understatement if ever I saw one.
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He's quality content, he doesn't post often, but they're gold.
Worth a sub, IMHO.
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I also enjoyed that.
Youtube says I've seen a couple of his videos before. Might have to go on a bit of a catch up.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 22:48,
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Why are they mapping it with an acetate overhead projector?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 13:08,
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drunk bloke driving past wedding decide to streak it. Police interview ensues
seems an affable chap who enjoys his lifestyle
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 6:05,
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I doubt I'll see anything more Australian today.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 9:14,
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Skipping through...
Why are they wasting all this time on nothing? I don't get what he did wrong. Public nudity? Is that still a crime?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 14:09,
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Go outside naked and find out.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 14:38,
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I'd be fine as long as I didn't say I was English.
These days.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 14:44,
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forrins get away with murder, ay? It's almost a crime to be white
brexit'll sort em out, nevermind
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 22:49,
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with the lights out it's less dangerous
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 22:58,
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here we are now, entertain us
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 4:38,
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The Entrance is a pretty family-holiday kind of place.
Probably a nude drunk bloke (with a twat-tache) would cause a few complaints. Plus the constant sniffing/nose rubbing hints of the use of wanker-talc.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 22:09,
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Line of Duty should have been like this
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 28 Feb 2021, 0:52,
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Frankly I'm appalled by the BBC's use of such outdated and disrespectful language.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 23:25,
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he actually replied to and fulfilled all those gaz's?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 23:30,
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I'm sure he crafted a thoughtful individual response to each one.
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Mr. Tea MUFFSNOT for whom the belm tolls, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 23:49,
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They prefer to be called 'coloured'.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 27 Feb 2021, 6:41,
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I have unpopular opinions about the Teen Titans.
Teen Titans GO! is better than Young Justice in every conceivable way, and I'm GLAD YJ was cancelled.
The Teen Titan concept does not best suit a gloomy Frank Miller Dark Knight style. At best it lends itself to Powerpuff Girls wackiness and songs about pooping in the toilet.
Before GO!, the people I'd see buying Teen Titans stuff in the comic shops was exclusively creepy fat middle aged balding bearded men. This should not be the target demographic for DC's most childish and child friendly property.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 15:03,
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That Titans TV show on Amazoflix recently
- it was a shower of atonal shite.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 16:09,
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Was it aimless grimdark wank?
Most of these shows turn out to be aimless grimdark wank.
I enjoyed Gotham for 2 or 3 seasons, until it became obvious that it was aimless grimdark wank. Couldn't get into Flash, Arrow, Legends of the Future Of the Galaxy Quest Wars Whatever featuring Rory from Doctor Who, etc.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 16:16,
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I actually enjoy Teen Titans Go!
The film is also good.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 18:54,
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I must have watched 30 or 40 episodes (about 20 of them on purpose), it is good. I've probably seen enough of it now though.
I've not seen the film but I'm told it's very good.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 21:38,
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The Thundercats episode is where I pivoted to 'this is great'
as my 6yr old just laughed at the pee and poop gags.
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 27 Feb 2021, 22:23,
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Deep Nostalgia - make photos move,
upload a photo and a pre-programmed movement is applied to it - you can't make them sing, but it looks like this.... streamable.com/rxs43a
pic have to be min 300 x 300
Warning you have to make an account and you're limited
if you're interested, you could probably do it yourself with open source code at github.com/AliaksandrSiarohin/first-order-model
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That one you've done is a fucking spooky Harry Potter portrait-type thing
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Varmint, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 23:00,
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Mentalness.
I wonder how many dick pics have passed through the system?
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With time they'll improve it.
Singing dick picks could be the next big* thing.
*okay, average
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 15:45,
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A little work with a pen to draw eyes
and watch your dick smiling back.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 18:12,
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Knitted cat robot promo vids
Thousands of years of technology, now this. Cats do not fart like this.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:53,
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panasonic says NICOBO has its own emotions and pace and will maintain a reasonable distance as a cohabitant that doesn’t depend too much on people.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 17:54,
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I suppose it won't vomit part digested mice/rabbit/rat etc.
Good for flat dwellers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 18:22,
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The Nothing Line
I made this!
I recorded the sound of my local tube line, still operating but with almost no people on it.
Yeah largely pointess and boring but it's some weridly comfortable noise I found I could do a bit of work to.
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rob, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:36,
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I couldn't concentrate because of the sound of your gurgling masturbation
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:11,
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Yet noone mentions the gurgling, GURGLING
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 21:24,
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He never bloody stops mentioning it
Herman's Hermits put out an entire album about gurgling
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The dubious looking stain on the sign...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 18:18,
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Bastard offspring of dead, gold digging social climber goes on the media to compain about being in the media.
Now, if the media used this kind of headline, maybe the pointless hairy tit discussing his private life with the pointless, repulsive fat blob wouldn't have to complain that the press discussing his private life affected his private life.
If all of those involved would never be heard from again, the world would be a better place.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 11:28,
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Do you think it's likely that the mainstream media are likely to use that kind of headline
in the kind of article you just shared?
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I'm more upset about hearing James fucking Corden apparently still has a job
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 11:54,
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Unless he took your job don't worry about it
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:03,
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If he did, then hang your head in shame that you are a worse person than James Corden.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 12:20,
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I should have phrased it better
James Corden should not have a job where you can unexpectedly be confronted with him. There I was, just doing some work with Sky News on (I know, I know) in the background, and there he was.
Corden is like a man having diarrhea: you know it happens, but you don't want to see or hear it.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 13:10,
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Yep - I'm with you on that one
I can just about cope with CNN's talk show host compilations knowing his fizzog is going to appear at some point, but unexpected exposure is highly disturbing.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 16:45,
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If you think he’s tiresome now, just wait until the divorce.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 27 Feb 2021, 7:42,
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Perfect island for your secret evil lair
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 11:17,
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Needs three boats tethered to each ball sack
in the 3ppb rule
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 14:44,
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Please could I urge fellow b3ta users to keep racist comments to an absolute minimum when responding to the image of this bird
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:05,
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Fucking rendering error that is
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Feb 2021, 10:12,
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What colour is this penguin?
Some people think it's blue, others yellow...
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I bought Bitcoin so you don't have to
I made this!
This is actually a pedantic blog post about content design, not so much buying and selling Bitcoin although that is the context.
Buying btc carries risk and this is not investment advice. I mean, investment advice from a foodblogger? uh huh.
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