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Oddly accurate title, birds are strange.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:23,
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Well said
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 14:20,
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Konami Code Bird
It now has infinite lives.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 15:44,
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*still misses Silent Hill 3*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:45,
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Lemmings: Can You Dig It?
(Full 2 Hour Documentary - 30th Anniversary Feature Retrospective)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:10,
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I had a knockoff of Lemmings for the Acorn, called Lemings.
Even the soundtrack was pilfered, being a cover of Crockett's Theme.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 1:22,
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I like that becuase t
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rjmrjm, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 10:58,
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Documentary Now - Mr Runner up
my life as an Oscars Bridesmaid
mockumentary
part 2
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 23:18,
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Ninjas versus bubble car
A clip from Ninja Thunderbolt (1984) directed by Godfrey Ho.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 22:25,
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Traditional ninjas- superhuman feats, flight, invisibility, shapeshifting.
Contemporary ninjas- roller skates.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:13,
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Super micro dose acid lol
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unclepills, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 0:20,
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I can see
those aren't real ninjas.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 1:14,
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Yes, real ninjas wouldn't have orange wheels.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:09,
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They aren't real ninjas
because I can see them.
Hence I can see they aren't real ninjas.
Sorry, but this is my idea of a joke.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:25,
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There, there.
I got it.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:53,
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No need to apologise, we understand.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 18:48,
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To be fair
I do generally have to apologise for my jokes.
Edit: And with good reason.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 20:34,
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I want to watch the whole film now.
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Sherbs, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 10:25,
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Well thats easy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GkSVWkmF50
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 10:55,
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thanks =)
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Sherbs, Wed 23 Feb 2022, 9:44,
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With Mike Oldfield soundtrack no less
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 0:41,
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So, to escape from roller-skating Ninjas, you just have to go uphill?
Noted.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 11:54,
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The Backyard Brains RoboRoach
Use it to educate children backyardbrains.com/experiments/roboRoachSurgery
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sat 19 Feb 2022, 19:41,
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'But how do I know the surgery has been successful?'
'Its time to plug in the cockroach'
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 20:18,
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Funny, I was thinking about Bad Apple just yesterday...
(pretty much guaranteed a play whenever I DJ J-music...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 15:43,
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Glorious!
I get the feeling that in everything Peter Sellers did, he was pissing himself laughing inside.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 19 Feb 2022, 7:46,
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Exactly the opposite from what I've heard
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benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 17:05,
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He was shitting himself crying on the outside?
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 18:09,
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Same as so many great comedians
:(
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 23:27,
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Busy working out what car to buy next
Trunk Milligan
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 20:02,
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So many mind blowing facts in this video
e.g. 45 vs 33 = VHS vs Betamax where both formats persisted.
This is where I find that everyone else knows this shit already
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 7:10,
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that was interesting
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razzle, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 11:21,
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A+++
Would watch again.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 20:55,
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Mousetrap chaos
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 23:42,
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I'm confused
Why not just put them up your bum and land a plane in high winds
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 23:54,
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A statement from the primeminishter
Boris Johnson has clearly stated that at no point in the pandemic did he fashion a wooden bus and place meeces upon it and send it on the N25
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 1:55,
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I never truely understood the better mousetrap thing
Until we had mice.
Back in the days of no supermarkets mice were a proper danger. Hence ruling the world.
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 6:14,
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Hence cats as pets.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:21,
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LIVE: Storm Eunice at London Heathrow Airport
watching landings live in the storm
Live commentary from Heathrow as pilots try (and sometimes fail) to land planes in #StormEunice
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 12:18,
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Watching the airbuses go around after missing it. Commentary is funny. Small channel that suddenly jumped up to 200k viewers
3 misses and they have to divert. Better than Olympics
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 12:41,
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I've just rescued four of my neighbour' bins
If I don't get an OBE at least I'll be having a fucking word.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 18 Feb 2022, 12:42,
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They're very open about accepting money for honours these days. Four bins is probably the going rate for a minor gong. She's got settlements to pay and documents that need binning.
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 15:55,
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Order of the Bin Entrapper?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:16,
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fred 'four bins' zeppelin
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 23:39,
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You must be bin laden
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 12:05,
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He's Bin Abartabit
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unclepills, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 12:54,
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FlIPPIN ECK CRASH BANG WALLOP!!
Yah gotta larf incha? Err come the channel 4 crew :D
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Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 12:58,
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firty farv tun er undercarriage
get in!
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:01,
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BOSH WALLOP!!
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Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:04,
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@paulsinha
"Beers are on me" says BigJet's commentator, possibly misjudging Qatar Airlines' cultural sensitivities.
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:08,
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"5live want to know where we are"
"it's not exactly 43 Acacia Avenue is it ... Omg ...get in there ...... "
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:04,
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This is excellent viewing
Providing you are not on one of the planes
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:00,
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02 is getting a little shredded on the other side of london
twitter.com/BJFHubbard/status/1494650273549201408
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:03,
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They will probably find a Singapore Airlines Airbus in there
"sorry we broke your tent"
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:21,
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This is joyful stuff
Eunice cancelled my afternoon plans, so I'm in this for the long haul. So to speak.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:49,
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Needs more live TikTok from the cockpits
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 13:54,
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They did have the missus of the Cap of Virgin's "Queen of Hearts"
as it was coming in and she was in contact with the cockpit and telling them what it looked like from here.
Poor fucker, can't even get any peace when landing in a hoolie.
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unclepills, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 16:03,
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Hoolie!
Yessir fellah, you are from the Island, or know folk who are, AICMFP
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 22:39,
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Blimey
Looks like it's going to be a good day for tyre manufacturers.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 15:07,
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tyre underwear
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 18:16,
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Until you have landed at Knock Airport in Ireland this is all NOTHING
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 21:17,
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Yes, but why the hell would you do that?
I had a particularly memorable one in Keflavik, where the plane was so sideways on approach I could see the whole runway out the window.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 14:09,
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WTF?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 21:39,
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next week: steamed hams but its the mandalorian
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 23:23,
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Significantly better than the humbedar hum shit.
I just finished TBoBF and it is... Well it's shite isn't it. But also fun. But also terrible.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 16:25,
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CURRICULUM VITAE
I made this!
A rap what I made about all the pretend jobs I’ve had at fictional corporations from films, comics and computer games. I hope you like it. It took fucking ages.
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tickle I was away, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 11:17,
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i have clicked like in two places
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 12:08,
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Thank you for clicking
in both places. I really appreciate it.
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tickle I was away, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 21:11,
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This is really impressive
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 21 Feb 2022, 23:54,
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Thank you! :D
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tickle I was away, Wed 9 Mar 2022, 20:38,
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Yet another Steamed Hams video
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 8:58,
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Odd
but enjoyable, wife didn't like it.
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:28,
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Italo Disco Friday, yay
12" because it's longer!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 7:31,
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dem bones
Dry Bones by The Delta Rhythm Boys 1945
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 1:10,
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The perfect campaign slogan
Also a big bus with advertising that will come back to haunt her.
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gijoel, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 22:49,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 23:40,
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Fair point.
Jesus. Guns. Babies. Bollocks.
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 23:47,
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Parody must get difficult sometimes...
Bollocks
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:03,
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Apparently, it's 100% real.
I'm sure there's an element of 'let's get viral', but still, somewhat distressing.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/kandiss-taylor-jesus-guns-babies/

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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 18:31,
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I can think of 350 million ways that bus could be more provocative.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:14,
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Most of them would be too racist though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:30,
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Not what I was getting at, but if you insist.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:33,
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Ok
Low-cut blouse and yoga pants?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:39,
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Phwoar!
You look HOT, Cat Man!
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Varmint, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 8:05,
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Votes hard
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 18 Feb 2022, 8:15,
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You dirty yiffer
** rubs thighs **
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 9:47,
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I can't find it
what3words.com
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 12:41,
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Made me think of this
youtu.be/TQljxfLmcKg?t=161
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 19 Feb 2022, 7:04,
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You need to work on removing the punctuation
Jesus guns babies, that would really upset people.
The idea of The Messiah with a(n) M16 gunning down innocents, that'd be really eye catching.
All I have seen suggests that she is using bullet points or commas; I know, they should have been semi-colons for a list and some of them were patriotic red stars; you can't hold Americans to the same standards of English, because they aren't
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An Egg ,D, Sun 20 Feb 2022, 2:23,
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MORE ITALO DISCO
Kano - It's A War (1980)
11 minute version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXQWLYWdkt8
'Live' version (with the through the legs dance-posing): www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnVT6qtB8Q
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 21:38,
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It's the most entertaining genre, isn't it?
And so many robots...
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 23:20,
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I like boats...
...but I don't like water
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 15:23,
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Isn't it generally better to keep the water on the outside of the boat?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 15:32,
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Not if they're gravy boats and water tastes like gravy.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:20,
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If the water tastes like gravy
you're on worse drugs than I am.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:37,
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I appear to have attempted, and failed, to make a pun.
This was due to my intense love of gravy, so I have no regrets.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 7:39,
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Ha!
Ferry good!
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 16:16,
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free surface effect fun
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custard, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 16:36,
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Keep the video going!
Could be worth £250 on you've been window framed.
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Varmint, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 17:04,
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like being in the front seat at sea world
I caught a ferry from orkney to bergen once in a storm. Thought Id open the doors to the deck in the middle of the night to have a look, but it was one of the stupider things Id done. Took several crew to get the doors closed again, and flooded most of the room. all the toilets started overflowing too, but I think that was unrelated
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 22:25,
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The Manley Ferry on a blustery day can be big rollercoaster fun
Specially watching tourists sitting outside at the bows unaware of what's coming
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 1:08,
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Dry safe
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 14:23,
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Wheeeeee
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 15:10,
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Woohoo!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 17:28,
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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane should get on the case
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 17 Feb 2022, 18:27,
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I have to go now
My planet needs me
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 22:18,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Feb 2022, 22:19,
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The perils of using a flyover before it’s been built.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 0:52,
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Looks like someone only managed to reach 87mph.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 18 Feb 2022, 7:41,
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