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Russian Su-25 Makes Emergency Landing After Landing Gear Fails -- Very Cool Footage

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Into a piss tap (on the head of something significantly overlooked and now needed contractually).
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpNn1nht0_8
Poorly explained if so.
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when we would go out to have a quiet bite to eat, there was this woman who would sometimes come round and put down a bit of plywood, stamp on it annoyingly for 5 minutes, then expect people to give her money because she had done that.
I would have given her money for her to not do that, but that didn't seem to be an option. She was as happy as this guy too.
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you can not just annoy the diners, but annoy the whole neighbourhood into wanting you to fuck off
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After 3 minutes you open your front door and everybody leaves.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2kYmFG1qIA&list=PLeWbu4FsCuu6T75dc4RRq4y1p0iyMsY5i&index=1
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and almost all screens are a little reflective, because they need to cover the light emitters with something, usually glass. it's better to physically be next to the objects, rgb (0,0,0) doesn't cut it
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where they demonstrated how vibrant the colours on this new TV were.
On an advert you were watching on your existing TV, which - apart from anything else - had a non-zero possibility of being black and white.
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May I present you you, my Black Mamba!
*unzips*
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- turns out slavery transcends species
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this is the definitive cover
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Quite the most moving rendition of Psycho Killer
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see soundtracks being created
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Watching those clips back just reminded me.
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I hate the faux Broadway style of all the modern Disney's
Jungle Book was the peak.
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- but that was because of the jazz.
I meant the Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck shite from the 40s and 50s or whatever. Hard to define, but I know it when I see it, and I avoid it.
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The weirdly over-animated black and white stuff. I think animation was so new they just needed to get overdoing stuff out of their system.
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You chippy little twat.
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ps please stop following me around you weird cunt
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and the shortest bit normally has some kind of fancy design shaved into it
I thought people didn't have any money nowadays
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I was behind a guy in the barbers yesterday and he was having a skin fade. Took ages and they charged him £20. My number 2 and an inch off the top only costs a tenner every 3 months
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QOTW is over there mate.
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Shave my head once every couple of weeks, paid for itself within a few months. Plus I don't have to try and maintain awkward small talk with the barber.
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that only poor people are twats with no imagination who want to look like dickheads. There are middle class and sometimes fairly wealthy people who are twats with no imagination who want to look like dickheads. Also the characteristics 'twat', 'no imagination' and 'looking like a dickhead' are not intrinsicly linked, it is possible to have one, two, or all of these traits seperately.
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You're the guy who's responded to about 10 posts on this one video...
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Tschernobyl. Original Schneekugel. Glaskugel. Leuchtet im - Etsy.de

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Just an interesting fact.
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I had one of these and the snow spread everywhere. Came with free potassium iodide tablets.
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As any idiot with no sense of proportion can (and will) tell you.
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Absurdism | How to Party at the End of Meaning ☄️

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Finally, a way to message Santa via WhatsApp.
Sadly though, Tory Santa is somewhat frugal...
wa.me/message/4USRQX444UC5D1
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That's the only other place I've ever heard it.
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The one where gecko rides the bus in Liverpool. My son loves it so have watched it several thousand times.
He doesn't mind when i repeat every bus driver's line in an outrageous scouse accent.
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We are enjoying bluey too but i do find it a touch pleased with itself.
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I found Bluey a bit difficult to get into at first but will now fight anyone who claims it’s not the best children’s show of all time.
Camping is a particular highlight, but the absolute pinnacle is probably
Sleepytime. If you can get through that without giving your kid a hug then you’re basically dead inside.
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Enjoyed this look at a new speccy game that makes nice use of colour clash. Might have to dig out my emulator.
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It is very good, except the arcade rounds, which have the frustrating old start-at-the-beginning every time you die thing going on. Recommended.
( , Sat 10 Dec 2022, 16:57, Reply)

If you have 2 minutes, could you test this simple game I worked on?
Fidelity Elf Game

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Nice, think I'd replay it more if it were to scroll down as well. Or have something like a rising water level in there which isn't rigidly attached to the bottom of the screen, currently it's quite unforgiving if the wrong combination of hazards and platforms come along since you can't go back to wait/get around it. Speaking as a non video game designer.
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Yeah, the client had strict instructions on what they wanted, but cheers for the feedback
( , Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:40, Reply)

Elf on a Shelf meets
www.doodlejump.org/ without all the phone tilting shenanigans
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I like it.
The one bit I found slightly unintuitive was the need to hold down the mouse button to move. Everything else was quick and easy to understand.
Also, it is usually worth adding the meta data for things like Twitter cards and Facebook graph, which you don't seem to have. Just having a Facebook button seems to be missing some potential traffic in sharing from places like Twitter. People are lazy. They like a pre-populated bit of text that tells people their score.
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I just give them what I'm asked/paid for. It's for a targeted audience, was just sharing it the B3ta family!
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say all the people who can barely remember it and its many terrible features. See also: the 1980s
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But then I had a 3210 and that felt far more solidly built by comparison.
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The 3310 was the one the cover kept falling off. I have no idea how it got a reputation for build quality.
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it was the battery, software and non existent memory that I had an issue with
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Want a record of what you said? Simply write your message, save it as a draft, go to your drafts folder and find and send the message which will then give it a nice little envelope icon. Oh yeah, your phone holds only about a dozen text messages, so you'd better delete some of those drafts if you want your inbox updated.
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I bought one online, installed it (back when opening up mobile 'phones was trivial), built a DIY data cable utilising a pencil eraser and stripboard pins for the proprietary connector and unlocked the hidden menu option...
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Even if you did have to wedge a bit of paper in it to stop the battery pack falling off
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the last mobile 'phone I had any positive feelings towards...
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Solid, dependable and they never seemed to develop faults. Unlike the 7210, or anything with Motorola printed on it.
Then there was the Ericsson T68, which in rare cases had a bug where it would stop picking up a signal; the solution was (not kidding) to drop it head first onto a table from about four inches up.
At one point I had a lovely T39 in cream. I wish I’d never sold it.
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The original battery still outlasts my daily driver...
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Twice now landed on a shelf, and he didn't jump again. Once was with the shelf right at the bottom of the screen, second time just edged onto a shelf at the very top of the jump.
The candles on top of the shelves are easily confused with collectables.
It'd be nice to be able to start a new game by pressing SPACE or something when playing with cursor keys, as having to use the mouse to re-start then jumping back on the keys is a nuisance.
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Then I realised they meant San Francisco.
Follow-up to a someone previous links post
San Francisco lawmakers vote to ban killer robots in drastic U-turn

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I'm pretty sure these machines are remote controlled so I'm sure the operators can handle it.
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But hypothetically speaking, it would be interesting to see what the rate of incidence of lethal force against whites vs POC is when executed by an entirely non-prejudicial automated law enforcement bot. 1:1?
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I'd be genuinely curious to see how many incidences of lethal force are appropriate and justified from a perspective not influenced by racial bias or prejudice. There has been more than enough evidence of POC individuals being shot/injured when the use of such force was clearly not appropriate/lawful to put to bed any claims that prejudicial use of force does not occur. But likewise, it's also safe to say that when just about any young black/white/asian/hispanic/whatever individual is shot by the Police, the community will immediately jump to the defence of the individual and assert that the use of lethal force was grossly inappropriate. Without documented video evidence of each and every incident, we're basically relying on the word of the Law Enforcement Officer (which is likely to be massively unreliable) and the word of the family and friends of the victim (which is likely to be massively unreliable).
Like I said, It's all hypothetical, but I'd be interesting to see just how many of these killings could be attributed to racial prejudice versus those where race simply wasn't a deciding factor in pulling the trigger.
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From stop and search right through to sentencing. Instead you’d need to see some sort of neutrally programmed robocop to test whether the entire black community have been inventing their grievances these many years?
Sorry I misjudged you
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Probably best just to leave it at that, eh?
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And I'm not bothered if you are racist or not. I do have a curiosity about bad argument, where it comes from and what people believe and why, mainly because there's so much of it about, and it's fun trying to nail jelly to the wall.
In this case, what you probably think seems to be a reasonable proposition actually has a lot of bias implicit in it, by claiming there is an open and equal proposition that needs to be decided
e.g "Did NASA fake the moon landings? It would be interesting to review the original footage. NASA claim it was real but they are obviously biased, while other claim it's faked"
No it's not particularly interesting unless you're a conspiracy theorist, as the claims of both sides don't have equal weight and evidence.
Now it could be that you're ignorant of all the studies reviews and numerous high profile abuses that all point to the same conclusion of systemic racism. But given your MO, I reckon it's because you don't believe the "massively unreliable" black communities exhaustive claims, and think that somehow a hypothetical robot would vindicate you. That's why you find it interesting.
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I've met fucking loads of white ones, though. I also live in the North of Scotland, which might skew the results somewhat.
Clifford Smith Jr. emailed me once, but I think it's a bit unfair to brand him a 'criminal'. Plus, he's not from round these parts, so I don't think it would count anyway.
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and experiences are valid, often all we have to go on in life. All gypsies aren't thieves and swindlers, but if you've been ripped off or had shit stolen by them several times, as your social group has had similar experiences, then you're going to treat them with more wariness than you would some other stranger.
It was an issue when I was with the coppers. Racial profiling is a more efficient use of police resources, but the side effect is that a lot of innocent black people get harassed while the white community doesn't, so it depends what you value more. To me "the presumption of innocence" outweighs police resourcing issues. It's a real issue in the UK www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/nov/15/black-boy-in-stop-and-search-30-times-accuses-met-police-of-racist-profiling even if it's not official policy.
And the issue is that it's not some neutral policy just for efficiency. It shapes how police treat people, alienates already marginalised groups, and people aren't good about separating risk from prejudice and you find they also exaggerate both risks and other negative traits and false assumptions about a race instead of simply neutral risk assessment. In other words, racism
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Likewise, I'm sure there would also be geographical locations where the incidence of armed non-POC perpetrators was higher.
I'm talking about a nationwide figure here. Over the period of 12 months, taking into account all situations where the AI deemed lethal force appropriate.
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Or are you just being a chippy little twat again?
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well in advance of Make Stop The Steal Great Again
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PC LOAD LETTER makes perfect sense to me.
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