Stay Away Mr Santa Claus
a song by a friend of mine
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 25 Dec 2022, 1:04,
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Ah fucknuggets.
Faithless were my gateway into dance music, and electronic music in general.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 18:02,
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Scuse the odd looking Facebook link but it seems Maxi Jazz has gone to find out if god really is a DJ.
Assuming that is somebody has not hacked his FB page
Bei Facebook anmelden
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 16:26,
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I was listening to a 1995 Pick Of The Pops earlier
It struck me that about 1/3 of the bands had at least one dead member.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 16:36,
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At least he gets some sleep
This is sad news, blew my mind when I first saw them on Later with Jools Holland
Never did look well tho
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 17:07,
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He seemed like the nice one in the group.
Saw them live a few times.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 21:01,
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The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot (ominous party anthem remix)
I made this!
I remixed this underrated sad classic by Nat King Cole with a silly video :)
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Meanwhile, in Cornwall:
Santa-filled armoured truck gets stuck in Cornwall lane
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Came here to post this
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 25 Dec 2022, 11:41,
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In the tradition of shit Christmas songs we seem to have
Here's a belter.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 21:27,
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Christmas movie posters with white heterosexual couples wearing red and green
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make your own
huggingface.co/stabilityai/stable-diffusion-2-1?text=Christmas+movie+posters+with+red+and+green+couples
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Top find
Have a clicky.
They all look like an AI generated 'Christmas movie poster' and someone kept pressing 'generate variations'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 21:30,
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Lies!
In this one, no-one is wearing green.
letterboxd.com/film/gingerbread-miracle/
Let me speak to your manager, I want my money back.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 25 Dec 2022, 22:23,
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Oh god, is this going to be another 'is the dress blue or gold' thing?
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Saving Sgt Mavic
This needs a soundtrack, Two Little Boys?
A Ukrainian Drone Rescues its Injured Friend
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Dec 2022, 17:36,
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If you've never seen him interview anyone
The N.E.R.D. one is a good place to start
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now there's a man
who doesn't have a voice in his head or anyone in his life telling him, "you're shit, this is shit".
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But has just noticed that one grey hair in his reflection
the all men are mortal of hairstyles
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There's something off about how he moves and smiles
like he's only pretending to be a human being.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 13:26,
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It's that weird human mask thing that all the Scientologists acquire.
See also: Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Moss.
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Old men who die their hair black
just look stupid.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 15:11,
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Fresh, like a bunch of plastic flowers.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Dec 2022, 15:12,
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love a bit of Travolta
apologies, it's the 'gram
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 20:21,
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Happy Radishes!
Festive vegetable #94
Night of the Radishes - Wikipedia
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 8:58,
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It's a charity single recorded by a 'celebrity'.
What did you expect?
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Yeah I won't be clicking that thanks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 8:55,
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Pulp did it better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR5xGHPUEew
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 9:53,
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I caught a brief clip of this on the news last night.
In the clip, the tory looking twats were seen 'singing' into a single mic, but the sound of their 'singing' was the most Autotuned Autotune noise I'd ever heard. Just a straight, vibrato-free, tremelo-free waveform overlaid with some mouth shapes allegedly forming words.
The scene was so fake. Humans do not make those sounds naturally, and you cannot autotune two voices on the fly like that. They would have had to record their mouth shape noises separately, over-process them separately, then mix them back together. Then the twats would have had to pretend they were singing together. Why did they do this? Who are they trying to fool?
Then the lanky tory looking cunt said how proud he was that this record-breaking achievement would be forever linked to food banks.
Because food banks are a thing to be proud of when you are tory scum. Utterly worthless people, I hope several bad things happen to them.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 14:15,
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One thing I've noticed about the AdultBaby that bugs me,
look at that picture - he's not wearing Christmas gear to match his wife, he's wearing branded merch available from their website, with profits presumably not for charity. Advertising.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 16:16,
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SPORT
or; 3 men walking around in tight circles
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 20:13,
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This is magnificent. It's only a matter of time before it's in the Olympics.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 21:38,
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It seems a rather elaborate means of facilitating some man on man frottage.
I believe the conventional methodology is called ‘The Conga’, and has at least two advantages I can think of. An unlimited number may participate and small aeroplanes on strings are not required.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 22:02,
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Season 3 - The Middle Ages had stronger plotlines
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 3:50,
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Its like a tech version of kabaddi
but was there a winner? I really don't want to google the rules.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 22:49,
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Looks interesting
but then you watch it and the grim, mundane, inadequate and under-rehearsed reality presents itself.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 14:25,
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I tend to agree.
Poor show. All the gear. No idea.
On the bright side, District 2 sounds like a more entertaining place to be than District 9.
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fenella gronda gronda rango, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 17:24,
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Sadly, real life doms are not nearly as glamorous and awesome as we've been led to believe
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 18:36,
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I love the outfits
Shame about the humourless presentation.
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 17:29,
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I love the answer to the question about existing dungeons
When someone say there aren't any, a slightly sheepish voice says "I thought there was one on..." which may have been letting on more than he meant to!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 19:42,
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A startlingly prescient Guardian article from 2017.
The demonisation of Russia risks paving the way for war | Seumas Milne
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Neville Chamberlain would be pleased.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 9:41,
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if only we were nice to hitler he wouldn't have annexed the sudetenland
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 3:20,
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If only Jeremy Corbyn hadn't been cheated out of the stolen elections that he rightfully won,
none of this bad stuff would have happened. Not even Covid.
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I think people who voted for the tories seem to put an extrordinary effort into painting some alternate hypothetical nightmare under corbyn
The worse things get in reality, the bigger the bogeyman corbyn becomes.in this imagined corbyn-led britain
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 24 Dec 2022, 1:37,
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Golly I think you're on to something
The Corbyn haters here will surely have input on this
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 25 Dec 2022, 7:38,
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I never thought much of him
But he’s seem to have become a drunk Mel Gibson Stalin instead of the Aldi Bernie sanders in some eyes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 25 Dec 2022, 19:58,
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A startlingly pro-Russian comment piece in The Guardian from 2017
Most thoroughly dismantled BTL.
Most notably though, Sovereign states voluntarily joining a defensive alliance when they have a nakedly aggressive neighbour really can’t be described as that alliance marching Eastward. To do so requires either some spectacular logical gymnastics, or outright intellectual dishonesty.
I don’t hear anyone claiming that Finland and Sweden joining is an act of provocation. Outside of the Kremlin anyway.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 10:30,
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a man so permanently wrong that he must be a /links poster
Which one of you lot is Seumas Milne?
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It reads like a slightly less ignorant Swagatha Penis, IMO.
Less ignorant in that the writer had obviously heard of Ukraine before sharing his opinions about it. Not less wrong.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 14:11,
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those two challenge Owen Jones in the 'hilariously permawrong' stakes.
Which TBF is something of an achievement, so at least there's that.
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Two?
I'm convinced they're one person. Why do you think they might be two?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 14:28,
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you're familiar with The Quantity Theory of Insanity, yes?
Well, if those two accounts were run by the one person there would simply be such a massive concentration of spastication in one place that there wouldn't be any available elsewhere. And when you consider the brainwrong quotient among /links it's clear that there has to be sufficient spastication elsewhere, otherwise the Theory would need to be re-examined.
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Your very bad language aside,
your theory seems a little bit bollocks.
Two Scottish island dwelling proto-fascists with the same use of spelling, punctuation, grammar, the same logical and emotional blind spots, the same bigotries, making the same arguments on the same unpopular website?
They are two cheeks of the same arse.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 19:09,
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You really need to get a life.
Seriously, though. You've been analysing the spelling, punctuation and grammar of myself and Mr Penis' posts? As some sort of exercise in self soothing? To put your mind to rest that you aren't being completely mental?
Deary me.
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Have I mentioned my nationality that much? You have it in your notes, so I must have at some point. I suppose these similarities in language might be down to a relatively close geographical proximity.
Again, it's fair to say that I haven't been quite as intrigued by Swaggy's post history as you seem to be, but I don't recall taking particular exception to anything that he's posted, and I'll be the first to admit that I'm definitely not aligned to the radical left ideologies that you subscribe to. I suspect when you're that far-left that everything outside of your narrative seems awfully right-wing.
I assume by the 'unpopular website' thing, that you're suggesting the likelihood of two people with views opposing your own appearing on /links is massively unlikely. I've been a member here since back when b3ta was a relatively popular site. Michael Jackson had already been dead three years before you discovered the place, so that somewhat rubbishes that theory, no?
Also, why bother making a sockpuppet in the first place? I don't have the insecurities that plague SC or Tony and historically, my posts have had little problem gathering a response, so I can't say that I've ever been so inclined to fabricate spurious replies to my own submissions.
I'm not sure why I'm even bothering to discredit your theory, really. Perhaps subconsciously (or knowingly) I'm aware that making a case against your speculations will simply serve to bolster your belief that there's some great conspiracy taking place. Maybe this whole thing has been a ploy to destabilise your apparently fragile mental state. It seems to have pushed that nonce cunt Benny over the edge already.
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Smacks of being deliberately contrarian.
This time from the left, for a change.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 16:40,
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Hitchens in 2005
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83OY6De6Ob4&t=382s
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2kindsofherring, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 18:56,
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Very much so.
I think the clue is in the KGB agent bit (since joining at a young age).
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 19:11,
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And much more than in Soviet times, the campaign is personal. It’s all about Putin. The Russian president is an expansionist dictator who has launched a “shameless aggression”. He is the epitome of “political depravity”, “carving up” his neighbours as he crushes dissent at home
It's the opposite of prescient. Seamus uses quotes to suggest claims are false and exagerated that have since been proven chillingly accurate. I mean, they were also accurate at the time of this article, I should add. This was after Putin had annexed the Crimea, launched a full invasion of Georgia to establish russian zones, also making laughable false justification, that time "protecting against georgian genocide" instead of "denazification", none of which had anything to do with insulting him or Nato
In short, those who seamus criticises for alarmism against russia where the ones who should have been listened to, not fuckwit apologists like seamus, or b3ta's resident quisling swagatha who baffling is still try to justify russian aggression and chemical ali level bullshit in 2022
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 3:32,
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Er, I read the post’s title as dripping in sarcasm. Have I got the wrong end of the stick?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 20:43,
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i think that would be the obvious take
but unless he's had some road to damascas moment or it's some ambitious year-long troll, I'm afraid Swagatha is being earnest
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 22:40,
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Is he pro Putin? Crikey! I missed that. But you know, I can’t read every post on here. Except yours obvs.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Dec 2022, 23:17,
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Terry Hall and Timmy Mallet on Manchester's Piccadilly Radio in 1985
"I asked 25 year old Terry Hall if he'd like to have a go at presenting his own show. There were just the two of us in studio 2 at Piccadilly Radio with a pile of records and a delightful shy and slightly nervous Terry. I played the records in real time, and encouraged him to tell his story and he gets more confident as the show progresses.
Enjoy the revelation of his inspirations and a personal insight into the processes of his recording. There are some joyous surprises coming up
The tape has been in the loft since 1985."
Says TM
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Dec 2022, 8:59,
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...and now for something completely different.
電磁祭囃子 in NEO TOKYO 🏮
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Dec 2022, 4:40,
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