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This is a link post Cybotron - Gods Of Norse (1977)
No, not that Cybotron, the Australian prog-rock/electro/proto-industrial Cybotron.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post TUBES! I made this!
I REALLY LIKE TUBES! I LIKE ANYTHING THAT IS TUBULAR!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
I miss manic episodes and speed.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Those were the days
Banging a load of whizz and heading off for get sorted for tubes
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post making of Debbie! I made this!

(si bennett, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post Grim chocolates
At first I thought this was going to be LOLdicks, but then...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post We need to come together as a community
and decide what the punishment should be for linking to youtube shorts.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you so bothered?
I think sick humour comes under the /links remit and there wasn't a long version. It's not as though I'd linked to a Musk spaceknob launch or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post brb just has this thing about shorts.
But a twenty second “proper” video is fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Landscape is fine. 4:3 is fine. 1:1 is pushing it, but fine.
Videos in portrait must all be physically destroyed. Videos in portrait that loop forever were sent by THE ACTUAL DEVIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Portrait videos are perfectly fine if the content suits that orientation.
I've installed several portrait video-based artworks in the contemporary art gallery that I work at that suited that orientation and will be installing another one next week.

As someone who seems to like seeing space rockets take off and land, I would have thought that portrait would be your preferred orientation for that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The screen dimensions of a mobile phone
don't happen to coincide with the best/most pleasing aspect ratios for viewing pictures and video. They have a similar aspect to a closed book. To get the most out of your book I suggest you nearly double its width by opening it.

Some early engineering review films of NASA rocket launches were filmed in widescreen with the rocket angled from far corner to corner, but AFAIK they were not meant to be viewed upright or on a rotating screen, they were designed to be played back on a standard projector in widescreen because NASA are not MONSTERS.

Also in a rocket launch, the rocket typically spends most of its time in a horizontal orientation. You could take a nice still of the rocket on its launchpad in portrait, but video of a launch in that format would be nigh unwatchable.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what you meant to say was
EAT MY SHORTS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking this seriously (which is something I like to do for a laugh),
I am so, so upset by shorts because I hate short-form video made to be viewed the wrong way up on a mobile phone screen, looped forever by default in a way that humans find addictively enticing, with infinite pseudorandom selections based on your online history 'curated' to make you infinitely 'engaged' via rage, joy, depression, bias, bigotry, whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, that is the internet we have at the moment.
There are worse things, like Tik tok or some Telegram channels.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:17, Reply)
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A nice cup of tea, and some comfy slippers should do it. Maybe even a chocolate hob nob or two.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Laced with elemental mercury?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:50, Reply)
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I think that would ruin the flavour
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all!
Dimethylmercury is described as having a weak, sweet odour.

www.osha.gov/publications/hib19980309
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:28, Reply)
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And possibly kill them
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 22:38, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck handling that without the right equipment.
You'd need good credentials to buy it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Crapflood them with Sumo videos?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post TIL
Crapflood doesn't mean "To flood a user's screen, mailbox, etc. with large amounts of worthless text" but actually means posting a link to a new video every 2 months.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wankbanks are supposed to be private

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 4 Jan 2025, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 4 Jan 2025, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd return the compliment but there's literally nothing interesting about you to mock you for, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 4 Jan 2025, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 5 Jan 2025, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as a silly joke, as per b3tard norm
- but everyone else seems to believe you literally want to hurt people.

I reckon we should just call in an airstrike, and let Allah sort out the righteous.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I do like it when people think I'm serious.
Sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if it upsets brb
I am going to have a look, probably give it a click
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 5 Jan 2025, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Preferable to the chocolate anuses which I thought this post was going to be about

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Stab wounds has to be a close second.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Silly lyric video I made this!
As part of Christmas I make silly games for the family and couldn't stop myself from making more absurd missing lyric videos. This was my favourite, mostly using the death generator site for video game captions as I flailingly try and learn how to use capcut.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYFbg1qxQ-8
(sadsack, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "My actually vagina" lol
*edit* it would be the uneditable subject line wouldn't it ffs
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Rather splendid browser game
Uses Unity plugin
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
But very hard
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed I was just too crap

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The game takes minutes to load and I take seconds to die.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Happy New Year, you reprobates!
Police officer drunkenly releases prisoners for New Year's Eve.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HNY InvisiWiz

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Dry Ice vs Deep Ocean
Happy New Year all you B3tards!
This tuber has been posting videos of stuff in his deep sea pressure chamber for a bit.
This is nuts.
(Pompey Monkey, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 22:54, Reply)
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That was nuts.
Gloopier than I'd have thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a condensed version?






Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but will it carbonate?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime
Sorry
 (Hemipygous, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 18:36, Reply)
This is a link post Happy New Year
As recommended by my old Japanese Pen Pal Yuichi
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy new year!

(Pompey Monkey, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK - Enol has already investigated and said it's definitely not the car
Or is he called Kekius Maximus now? Could changing his name just before one of his cars kills someone be connected?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case I'm reserving judgment.
On the fire itself that is. EVs are known for burning for a very long time, but not exploding. The juxtaposition on the other hand is hilarious; I don't need to wait for more information to be sure of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post We have investigated ourselves thoroughly and found ourselves blameless

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you were being painfully unfunny
but then I found out he was being painfully unfunny instead
 (HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Joey Scarbury fan club member, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post obv arson

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 2 Jan 2025, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Aye. Somebody arson around.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post news just in yes indeed it was arson
kind of.. twas a bomb. another prediction by me: the battery pack is so well made that it never caught fire.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 2 Jan 2025, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He also shot himself beforehand.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post We've all done it.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 5 Jan 2025, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of it about.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post The best reason for failing to win a medal.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *cough*
b3ta.com/links/1617629
Video link still works.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Not surprised really

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Still waiting for his onlyfans…

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's probably been arrested for having a concealed weapon.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:14, Reply)
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What, again?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Cute Capybaras kicking off

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post Early 1920s test of the new widescreen lens
includes vertical video

Similar but less fuzzy, more stable. Extra brief tryptych footage at the end
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post The Taliban have banned windows
Not Microsoft Windows. The Taliban have banned windows in residential buildings to stop women from being seen while they are at home.

“Seeing women working in kitchens, in courtyards or collecting water from wells can lead to obscene acts.”
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno what to do about this.
A UN mandated invasion and forced re-education of the entire population lasting 150 years or so would probably do it, but it seems a tad illiberal. The imperialist option just doesn't seem to work out there though.

Is there no radical feminist Afghan paramilitary group we could arm to the teeth in the meantime?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
The intractability of the situation is part of why it is so depressing.
I wonder what the punishment is for cutting dicks off, to prevent obscene acts of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised they didn't already have the custom of the rooftop being used by women, possibly that's more a middle east thing.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:24, Reply)
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Wasn't this a plot point from The Twits?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be lying if I said I've never had a cheeky wank while watching the neighbour do the dishes.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They’re not the Taliallow

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post £300 million a day for 20 years well spent
You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it...
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 2 Jan 2025, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahem!
Why are there no TVs in Afghanistan?....
Because of the tele-ban!
Goodnight Seattle we love you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post They have TVs in Afghan
They just don't have electricity
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post What horrible things people did to their penises in 2024
Wince worthy
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to report that they have nothing about my penis in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take your word for it.
Genital mangling stories always make me queasy.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 'PUT HIS WEDDING RING AROUND THE SHAFT OF HIS PENIS. NOW HE CAN NOT GET IT OFF."
Big fingers or slim cock?
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:00, Reply)
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I was wondering about the CD. Like... How?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Which

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Or a very slack ring.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Big fingers or slim cock?
Wasn't that one of Monkeon's flash games back in the day?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What point was to be proven?
- And what were the findings?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanked into the Brasso cloth once.
My nob swole up like a particularly angry butternut squash. It was fucking awful. The first time I should have probably called an ambulance but didn't out of shame.

The second time was when I almost choked to death on a carrot stick.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive
*buys Brasso and novocaine*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post So many questions...
"WAS CLEANING HEDGEHOG'S CAGE AND BEGAN EXPERIENCING TESTICLE PAIN"

WTF?!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post TRIPPED OVER LARGE DOG AND SMALL DOG STEPPED ON TESTICLES
That’s teamwork
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:32, Reply)
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WAS MASTURBATING BY TUGGING ON THE SCROTUM WITH STEEL WIRE RESULTING IN LACERATION

I think that’s probably just an innocent misunderstanding regarding the use of cheese wire.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 20:45, Reply)
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Kudos to those who admit they were masturbating.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 22:28, Reply)
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Including the guy who was, and I quote: "MASTURBATING WHEN HE FELL OFF THE BED WHILE MASTURBATING".
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies if I've told this story before.
One day I was helping a friend with his Triumph car. It still didn't have a body on it and was on axle stands while I did some welding on the chassis. I was sitting cross-legged on the ground so I could see what I was doing without having to bend over.

I wasn't wearing a leather apron that day.

When I was back home I went to take a shower. When I undressed I noticed a hole in the front of my trousers. And another in the back of my trousers. And a matching pair of holes in my boxers. A little ball of molten steel had flown off without my noticing and missed by an inch a part of my body where no man wants molten anything.

b3tans, if you do any welding, remember that the apron is just as important as the helmet.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 3:10, Reply)
This is a link post Steven has gone missing I made this!
Another Gleeful Beasts bit
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 1 Jan 2025, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a Fleet Foxes fan.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 1 Jan 2025, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Johnnie Walker

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol @ the bit just as it cuts out

(MiffyMatt, Thu 2 Jan 2025, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post New Star seen over Sweden⭐️

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but a wasted opportunity for a CDC.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There's even a Glan(s)

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Nigel and Marmalade 2024 compilation NSFW
NSFW for swearies, blood, death, dismembering, throbbing brains, horrific consequences. That sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Stuck for something for the New Years Eve Soundtrack?
I wonder if Rose-Marie even still listens...
(beanolabub, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I doubt it
I think she died last June
 (I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 31 Dec 2024, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
She lived not far from us and was the typical local girl done good. Actually a very good singer when given the right song, and a really nice person (if a little loud at times!) heart of gold as they say. But yes very much pushing up the daisies now.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 31 Dec 2024, 23:04, Reply)

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