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This is a link post US Heat Gun
guy gets new american "non-lethal" weapon tested on him
 (supersupermatt, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that is woo!!
it can hit a piece of steak at 500 yards!! imagine that, who needs a bbq? just use a hand ray!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post Woman "tricked into sex" by penis cream treatment
If anyone has children at school in Haverford West - their teacher may be more stupid than her students.

'Hey little girl, suck my magic lollipop' might work for paedophiles, but that's because kids are fucking dumb...

How could a grown woman fall for it???
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it hard to believe her story
from that report. Unless she was a complete retard. Like a medically certified retard.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm qualified to diagnose certified retards
All you have to do is place your lips around this carefully calibrated measuring device that I keep in my trousers...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.
.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post The Logical Follow on to LOLcats!
I give you.................... LOLRATS!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLcats are pretty crap at the best of times
but these aren't even funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rats don't make as many funny faces as cats, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post But they carry more exotic diseases
Think of the diseases
 (I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Rat Owners are a pretty Clique-y group
So I don't think their humour has much "cross-over" potential.

(I have 8 rats)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I tihnk you'll fid that
ro9fl dogs have take over fomr lol cats.

While there are a few lol cat gems there is alot of crap you eed to wade through to find them and is really not worth the effort most the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing girl and randy dog NSFW
Hopefully not GC, and maybe NSFW because it features a young girl procatively dancing round. But keep your eye on the overexcited mutt in the background, or more specifically the object of his affections.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post fwaps
(but what am I fwapping to?!)
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post A link below got me thinking about the Peter Serafinowicz show
so here one of my fave sketches from the aformentioned show

EDIT: Incidentally it reminded somebody else of This which then reminded me of the same thing
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!
P.S. your edited link contains one apostrophe too many...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNZQPSKpf08
perhaps?
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Complico!

(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That show was soooooooo hit and miss
I think Serefanowich is ace, and when it hit, it hit HARD.

But there was too many duff moments, I gave up after a couple of weeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Has everyone else got 'those friends' NSFW
Who send you those crappy e-mails telling you to love each other and usually feature horrendous micrsoft clip art and magenta borders?

They're usually those middle aged women who you once worked with for some mind numbing student temp job...

Anyway send them this in reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW THAT NOW YOU INTOLERABLE FUCKING WANKSTAIN
I can't change the top bit
it won't let me edit it.

Sorry I'm swearing lol
 (I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, sorry about that...
My brain isn't working today - I hit return instead of tab to write the description and it posted...

There you go - all fixed.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Intolerable wankstain...
hmmm, sharp.


*notes down in insult book*
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i likey
it's a shame that if i sent that to the culprits i would either a) get fired, or b) be sending a picture of a woman being shat on to my mother.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This didn't merit a new link...
If you have a friend who is both into cars and computers, send them this. They might find it funny.

If you get it, you truly are a nerd.


 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is wonderfully geeky.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm RIS-ing oot ma nut!!
I don't know cars that well :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a VW beetle
Also known as a 'bug' to its fans.

Figure the rest out yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, I get it now. It's a reference to "A Bug's Life" which was made on computers!!
;D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post errrm
yeah, something like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's far too brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is most definitely a bug

(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looks definitely GC too

(akav0id, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post

(brainburger, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post This Gummy got the moves!
haha i started cracking up when i saw this
 (sandytravis, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I want
to kill you.


That is all.


That song is going to be everywhere all over Christmas.

Welcome new person!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Forget emo music
this is enough to make you want to kill yourself
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If I ever meet whoever made this
I'd like to kick them in the face until their eyes come out at the back of their head.
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *Shudders*
It's even worse than the Crazy Frog...
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post when i become supreme ruler of the earth
i'll ban this shit and neuter anyone who buys it....... shame i'll never do it eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post not with that attitude

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *Gets Sandy, Pulls his eyes out.
Then pisses in his open sockets*
 (PR Steve last checked his dick hadn't fallen off on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Why weren't Vocoders made illegal after that Cher album?
I mean seriously - name me one song that uses a vocoder that doesn't make you want to bury a claw hammer into the face of it's creator.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post [My Sharona by the Polysics ;?)
MiiieeeShaaaaronaaaa
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine ears
are bleeding.
 (MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post All that effort
and no lip synching...
 (Richwisheshewas1337, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me wish there was a "I hate this" link
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! SmakkieOops At least the war on the environment is going well., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's... just like the chick thing
Only apparently not just a ringtone. And not actually catchy, which can tempt me to forgive an awful song. Just repetitive. And he's not a gummy bear or gummibaer; look at him. I feel disappointed in the world of bubblegum pop and manufactured products. It has failed to be bright and fizzy.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
Gummy Gummy.... *dances*
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I was massively disappointed
I wanted this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loUNoy0Qub0
(but now I've found the link anyway, so what does it matter?)
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post not bad, but it's
really just a pale imitation of this b3ta classic
 (I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no.
My ears just bled out through my eyes, which then turned around inside my head and exploded.
 (John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 2:33, Reply)
This is a link post The Strangest Sights on Google Earth
Some of these I'd seen...but no naked sunbathers in this lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Great Speed Bump
This is probably as old as the internet.

But I liked it...mainly because it made me laugh and I understood what the mad old german guy was saying!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Thass silly
I want one
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hah! very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post nuts on conveyor
article, not pic
i remember this medical report doing the round of the mine sites i was working in around '96. I came across a scan of it, which also stated (im not sure about their authority) that it had been verified by snopes as not an urban legend. it makes for some interesting reading
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's got to smart
just a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post North Strand Klezmer Band
An interesting group, based in Dublin, who's penchant is Romanian tunes.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i love klezmer me
there's a band called Shekoyokh who busk around broadway market sometimes - i got their cd off them and they are totally my fave at the mo. there's a couple of their tracks here:

www.shekoyokh.co.uk
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post tasmanian devils fighting
have you ever heard a noise like it?? saw them on croc hunter the other night and had to find summat of 'em to post...
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sound like boars

(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post o.0
that sounds just like my neighbors shagging.

I really hate thin walls sometimes, I really do.
 (TornadoDivine, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post Weird vegetables
From potato fetuses to remarkably accurate chilli penises, but please - that last one has to be fake doesn't it??
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Halcali - Giri Giri Surfrider
Japanese teenage hip-hop-pop video from a few years back.
Not really funny, just something that always makes me smile and a song that gets better every time I listen to it.
Actually the dancing might be funny, but they seem to know it and don't seem to care.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Weak
I wanted to see them fight n darts go in the chicks eyes n shit
 (Seans0n No YOU'RE a towel, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want fantastically mental Japanese girls singing....
images.starspire.net/kurogane/music/MONKEY%20MAGIC%20-%20Aya%20Hirano.mp3

(But skip the first minute unfortunately)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post See, mental is ok,
but whereas Halcali are brilliant that's just silly and cheesy. Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 4:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
but given that this is the same singer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoWebuQZyzk

its quite a change from her usual singing
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post Sad, sad and terribly sentimental comic strip
It made my eyes glisten.

edit: link fixed
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 404!
but thanks for remindin me of one of the best pic compos ther has been :)
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post probably want:
www.spoilerium.com/animalcrossing.jpg

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post jeeeesus!
i know what you mean, lovely stuff, very touching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post very good
although it didn't make me well up. Would take more than that atm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...
Thats really moving...

I have glisteny eyes too...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very touching indeed
It even managed to slightly thaw my cold, dead heart.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm......
A true story? Beautiful tragedy? Bittersweet? The most sad story ever told?


Or should I refer you to this:
b3ta.com/links/Has_everyone_else_got_those_friends
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the lack of clip art
which stops me immediately thinking of middle aged housewives and accounts clerks going all dewey eyed over it.

And it's written in a style that implies some form of geniune sincerity, rather than the usual glurge you get.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad Story...
But I'm pretty sure "Mom" is an NPC in the game as well, so that guy is gonna be receiving stuff from beyond the grave if he keeps on playing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
It's actually a joke - if you don't play the game for a few months you get a whole heap of letters from 'Mom'.

It's a funny story, not a sad one.
 (Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post it made my japs eye glisten

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck the kids
do we have time

i want it
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post .
4 of 9 people found this image helpful.
 (I_am_B, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
hmm what is a "cunt" exactly, oh yes! that image explains it all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post how odd!
not was I was expecting to see, not that I had any idea what to expect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Pick up the phone!!
Another waverly films epic spoof about those late night adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I dont know why more people didnt respond to this
its madness, which is good. Also I swear thats Neil Moressey 27 seconds before the end
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
It does look like him.

Reminds me of a Peter Serafinowicz sketch; but one of the good ones.
 (5347, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post that Peter Serafinowichovicowitchenovich show is an odd thing
because he's an impressionist yet all the impression sketches he does are shite, but the other ones are great
 (Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah. Although the Butterfield ones are pretty funny.
 (5347, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post this is sheer genius
wonderfully insane!
 (chippy time travel agents, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
I'm sorry there was no internet when I was young and creative. Now I'm old, and mean, and angry. But I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post Duck Control Squad
I expect it's been posted B4, so shoot me now...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post Fish Assholes. In a can.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:51, Reply)

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