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This is a link post Lol yanks
these people think they are pirates
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
hese people think they pretended they are pirates for the cameras.
 (A Hospital Carpark, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is Bill Bailey on Wife Swap?
Pirate dad looks suspiciously familiar...
 (operababe, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post Rocket Shat
The ledgendary twat that is Shatner doing Rocket man.
(purple_gromit, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi!!!!
Less of the "Twat" Shatner is better than that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post shatner is a cock.
a big fucking shitty cock.

I don't like him.
 (I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post he has a great day for a birthday though ;)
I mean, everyone else pales into comparison

*scarpers*
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
He's a bit of a tool. He seems like nice enough person but no-one else sells their dignity for as low a price as Shatner does...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Integrity?
Hey it takes a lot of integrity to star in a vampire film filmed entirely in esperanto.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0059311/
 (purple_gromit, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, legend!

(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey . . . isn't that the guy that
played in that show about a space trip or something ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the one you mean!
It was about some people travelling or trekking or hiking or whatever though space...sometimes even near stars!

I think it was called "Planet Expedition"
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a well memory . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
T J Hooker wasn't in space :p
 (akav0id, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:41, Reply)
This is a link post i tell ya i love it
the managerial genius that is keegan showing how he can inspire a team to success!
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post !
Love it!
 (just_steve, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Watt
someone mentioned this guy the other day and he's famous for criticising David Icke (below), found this scary little video on youtube.
(countrylicker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a link post it's another silly game
silly fight game involving world leaders,and other notables. probably pants, i'm no good at these things anyway, but the characters made me smile.
edit/ the characters are in fact brilliant
george bush v ghandi ftw.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Class!
Spitting Image had a game years ago on the commodore/cpc464/speccy which was similar.

*click
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm really not into games
can never hit the right buttons and tend to loose interest after about 10 sec's, but this one is amusing me no end.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post based on your cmments i shall have a play....

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post oof
that's a lot of responsibility. Hope it doesn't disappoint then :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fiedel Castro FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghandi all the way...
He's hard as nails
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Find.
Very silly but good fun.
 (69duffbeerdude have a beer on me, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just like that Spitting Image game
very good fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What a twat.
It's people like that who give ravers a bad name :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yup

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post people like that
give cunts a bad name
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Do ravers have a bad name?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post WT
and indeed F?
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post round up of the 2007 Darwin awards
plus archive of previous years
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post David Icke
I used to think he was a complete loon until I saw this today.

Now I wouldn't mind going down the pub with him for a chat..

Thoughts?

edit: I do like the completely irrelevant preview image that this video has too.
(I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thoughts?
You're as mad as he is! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post bugger
I suspected this
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I read his 1st book again at xmas
trying to work out what type of mad he is. and i failed.

i think he's a bit of an enigma - he seems to have entered his adolscence on his late 20's and got stuck at the first few stages, i.e. TV lies to you, governments are controlling everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he just noticed that most of the poeple in TV and politics are lizards
and thought he'd speak up about it.

Quite right too.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be watching this later
Thoughts?

I have some friends, genuinely great people, who I consider as mad as a box of frogs. Fairies, lizard people in power and the like.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Not hearsay or anecdotal. Not connecting the dots "2 + 2 = 5". Not bending the laws of the physics to accommodate. If it's real, it should be evident in the real world. There seems to be little such evidence.

But then again, that doesn't stop me enjoying the company of my mates. We just don't agree on these topics. I suspect that it's probably the same with David Icke, and the people who know him. Some will be vociferous followers hanging on his every word, others will be mates down the pub saying "FFS David, you're a nutjob".
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite true indeed
Come to think of it, most the women I've known over the years have had some pretty screwed up views of the world.
Hasn't stopped me liking them any less mind..
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm up for a pint with Icke.
Let's get him to the next b3ta bash!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Interview!
aye rob?
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Two words:
Lizard people.

To be honest, he seems like a nice guy. And yeah, he'd be quite good to talk to in the pub. But then again, you should never take anything as gospel that you hear from 'the guy down the pub'
 (crookedjon, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I love icke
he has lots of balls :P !!
 (I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
He's a cunt.

It all sounds the same as that Tom Cruise video... Granted I only got a few minutes in before I wanted to shoot my forked tongue out of my face and devour him whole.
 (valerie_hitler, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen that yet
because I'm xenuphobic.

fnar fnar

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Different league
Cruise is just bat shit CrAZy and in need of some serious help before he self implodes.

Whereas Icke just seems like a pleasant, funny, well grounded dad that just happens to have some "out of it" ideas about certain things.
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no strong opinions about Mr Icke
But I will say that some of the sorts that associate themselves with his camp are really quite unbalanced and offensive nutjobs of the first water.

PM me if you want to know the details of a "reality" that one explained to me at an otherwise dull Illustrators conference.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh go on
spill the beans and tell everyone else too..
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He's mental,
but in a really lovely way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post 'ave this you 'tards
Thats right, tards.

oh, and 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I always click
on that in the vain hope that it might not be Cliff and you've found a different version!

Gah! And Gah! again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post one day my son, one day!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this!
why oh why does this video fascinate anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it will always be Cliff
then THEY'll have it played at your funeral.

non stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ave this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnFu6ZmOZNk&feature=related

Posted this the other day, but I thought you would appreciate it. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a link post Videotrace
Model 3D objects out of normal videos.
This is the future, I've just seen it.
Very boring presentation of a great product.
(duck Quack !, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post whoah.
That's reet futuristic, like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I read about this other day
but it didn't mention there was human intervention required.

Could be so much more ninja, but the end result was fairly neat I guess
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the original sourcee of the video
was linked a few days ago. But seeing as how that video didn't work properly for me - bravo!

edit: I still maintain he has the same voice as the guy from zero punctuation.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a link post wedding cake life sized effigy of bride
Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas, always wanted a doll of herself. So she had her wedding cake created in her image. According to the I-Report she submitted to CNN, one pastry chef made the body while someone from another city created the head.
 (aristhasia, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post During the wedding night...
You know he is going to eat her out!

/coat
 (duck Quack !, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot
your hat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure
he'd add more icing afterwards.

*takes hat*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post and cream
*passes hat to next recipient*
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, Reply)
This is a link post soap dodger Brian Haw gets beaten and arrested last Saturday
demo on Saturday against the SOCPA law which criminalises freedom of expression and freedom of assembly
(countrylicker, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post go on, lads...
smack that crusty fucker!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like reasonable force to me, police FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm loving the youtube comments on this
especially:
"God save The Quenn-The fashist regim!!!!!!!!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post good on em
I'm all for saving the world and that but i fuckin hate crusties. ESPECIALLY MOST ANIMAL RIGHTS PROTESTERS
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Haw's a peace protestor with valid points
whilst those who replied to this link are complete idiots.
 (ClivePounds Never Ever Bloody Anything Ever, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Cursor*10 (game)
The object of the game is to get to floor 16.

You control 10 instances of yourself, when the current cursor dies you will play another one. All previous cursors will be visible so you'll sort of cooperate with yourself.
 (MackanZoor, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This was in the newsletter about 3 weeks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post Freaky pole dancing
Some freak of nature in Africa doing some very odd but impressive pole dancing and other interesting things with his body.

Surprisingly safe for work, given the title.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post The fun that can be had at a big IT Trde show and a TV-B-Gone Clicker
Some naughty prankster running round at CES turning random display TVs off.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I heard about this....
Now they're banned from ever returning to CES :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post over the line
i can see why many people think this is funny, but there's pranks, and then there's fucking up presentations that have cost hundreds of thousands and months of work to produce. this is the latter.

i just found it painful to be honest.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm of the school of thought that it was hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
they went too far this time..
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I with you on that
could have found more worthy victims
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post Franz Reichelt tests his parachute overcoat at the Eiffel Tower
He was going to use a shop dummy but at last minute decided to test it himself. I love watching the hesitant twitches as he pulls together the nerve to jump.

Sadly it all goes horribly wrong. Can you guess how?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is sad.

Silly bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
fucking pleb.

Darwin 1 - Stupid monochrome twat wearing a big coat 0.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Dear
Not sure measuring the crater was in particlarly good taste either.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post he should have jumped from the very tippety top of the tower
then it would have worked fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post BBBWWWAAAAAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
WHATAFUCKINDIDIOTMWAHAHAHAHHAABWAAAHAHHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post Puppet for your thoughts
A cautionary tale.
(Cap'n, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, Reply)
This is a link post Must be a fake
If this is real, it is pretty impressive.
 (Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese Music Video of WTFness... . . NSFW
Possibly NSFW for some of the "visuals"

Has anygot got the new link for checkin if stuff is Glasscock, I seem to have mislaid it
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking brillaint |clicks|
the great song, the blood ,the baby Then when you think it can't get any better Monstrobaby!! ^_^

Its just a crescendo of perfect oddness
 (Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!
That gets a click from me, someone needs to make a gif of the baby chasing her.

btw, if you preview you link before posting it, it should tell you whether it's been posted before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post GC is dead apparently.
You should use this b3ta.com/search/board
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:21, Reply)

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