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This is not sfw porn.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:02,
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Also, a game:
www.lufthansa-usa.com/useugame2007/html/play.html
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:13,
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If all porn were like this my life would be infinitely less depressing.
NSFW
I put this under NSFW to be on the safe side but it technically may be safe for work.
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GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
possibly the most GC link in the entire history of GC links.
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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:21,
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GODDAMNIT !
i've never actually found something new... i suppose there are quite alot of people on the internet though.
well, atleast someone may be able to enjoy it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:23, Reply)
my apologies man, not wanting to over-react.
just this one has gone so viral that it's been re-hosted about a billion times and so the /links GC checker is useless.
it's been posted at least about 6 times that i've seen.
EDIT: and what pisses me off the most......I STILL HAVEN'T FUCKIN WATCHED IT COS MY WORK COMPUTER DOESN'T DO VIDEOS!!!!!!!
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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:28,
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I can proudly say I was the second person to ever post this
:)
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31,
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well you're partially off the hook
most of the reposts of it happened while it was still on the popular page from the first time
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:35,
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This is getting beyond a joke
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:46,
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YAY !!!
www.b3ta.com/links/Safe_for_work_Pron:2
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:55,
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despite the GC factor 10
it is fucking hilarious
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:05,
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This only proves
That 99% of the things linked to on b3ta were found by accident while people were looking for proper porn. It's beyond a coincidence now.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:28, Reply)
I cant turn on my computer without having this fecking thing on /links.
Who ever posts it next is gonna feel my wrath. And I will come round to there house and do my Gordon Brown impression.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:29,
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their house...
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:33,
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^mongoloid
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:00,
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I like to swing by B3TA every 6 weeks or so....
...I've seen this 3 times.
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Grindstaff, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 17:54,
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could we maybe have a disclaimer that comes up before anyone posts a new link up
explaining that if they post this video up they'll get hanged?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:38, Reply)
A song about a dog sung very off key and a bit scarily -
I want to see Diamanda Galas cover this to fully unleash the full horror.
Thanks (not!) to LNADKMD for runining my brain with this in his last podcast!
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:13,
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Now, the weird part is, I know that song, and from sometime about the 80s too
but I'm not sure why...
I think there was a compilation, a comedy album of 'bad hits' a friend had, and this was featured on it, along with 'Coco the Kid Loving Clown' I seem to recall...
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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:19,
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I think Doctor Demento had something to do with it
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:27,
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Mein Gott
It's like having drain cleaner poured down your ears.
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Monty Propps, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:31,
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Jesus Christ....
I love how the audience start clapping halfway through to try and get her to stop....
EDIT: I had to delve further.
Apparently it ALWAYS sounds like this. This isn't just a shit performance, when she recorded it it sounded like this!
boomp3.com/listen/feuisxv_p/gloria-balsam-fluffy
what the hell...?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:12,
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AWWWWWWW
You got gang gonged!
-Chuck Barris
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amosquito trainer of insects, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:14,
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Elmo Live - Animatronic Elmo Muppet
See above, this is a bit, erm, odd...
Play der movie, ja!
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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:55,
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Oooo i thought this may have been the old Emo
but it's a new one .. !!
My kidda might love this but £56 !!!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:59,
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for a 3 week old baby i feel the robo might be lost on him
although he is of my loins and therefore a superior being ..
*akhem
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06,
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^agree's
not my fave word
Maybe sperms would have been better
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:18,
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tis a horrid word isn't it?
just sounds terminally dirty.
I often wondered as a child why god liked the word so much...
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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:20,
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There was a giant animatronic robot at my uni the other day.
I was undecided as to whether or not there was a person inside.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05,
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what if it becomes sentient and tries to take over the world?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:17,
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I want one of these
NSFW
Umbrella for rain haters!
'tis the season to use it !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:29,
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haha!
Great, I want one too
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:31,
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if i saw someone with that ide smash it for them
then piss on them.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:34, Reply)
Forgive my pedantry
but what do you mean?
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:43,
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....I see
are you one of those nasty immigrant drug-addled pedo muggers that the Daily Mail wants me to be
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:51,
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best typo ever
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:53,
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I write placards for council estate mobs
in my spare time.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:58,
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talking of Council placards
My hometown has developed a Banksy all of its own !
www.thisiscroydontoday.co.uk/news/Undefined-Headline/article-362466-detail/article.html?cacheBust=eWMQrNTF8y9g#community
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02,
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ooooooooooh you should so go round and taf them Wanksy
EDIT: taf should read tag, when is rob* gonna get off his hairy ginger arse and let us change the fucking subject lines on /links eh?
*i know it's not Robs responsibility but he needs to go and poke Robtoo
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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:05,
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The last half of that sentence when said outloud
sounds like you have broken into Welsh. :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:06,
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so you're responsible!!!!
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7613307.stm
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Just Flange, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:02,
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Ha ha, I suspect the picture editor is trying to make a point here.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:07,
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That little fecker dances better than a lot of guys I know!
I love the head banging at teh end too!
And I'm sure there's some joke here about the original singer not being too unfamiliar with a cock-a-too neither...
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..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44,
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Hooray for cockatoos with rhythm!
Snowball is ace. \o/
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:39,
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Crustacean Cavalry
I can only assume that, sick of being massacred by humans in boats, crabs have found a way to strike back using their aquatic equivalent of cavalry.
We are truly doomed.
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crab_bloke), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:17,
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That just needs redubbing with 633 squadron music
or something similar.
Invasion of the jelly fish riding crabs!
In other news, what the fuck? Maybe it was the result of a drunken crab bet
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:17,
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That last shot was terrifying!
And they called me crazy for building my crab shelter!*
*May contain lies
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:52,
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Westworld - Sonic Boom Boy ftw!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:57,
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Funny but
its an obvious set up and not 'real'. Multiple camera angles including overheads mean that everyone in the room knows whats going on.
Shame. nice if it was done for real.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:14,
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It's actually from a gameshow.
There are other episodes on t'internet :)
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:19,
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By far my favourite Jap
Jap Gameshow!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:50,
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GTA 4 bloopers
one for the GTA 4 fans.
silly tricks with a silly soundtrack.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:29, Reply)
essay
Some kid chooses 2 girls 1 cup as the topic for an essay for his arts class - film review....
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haha
that's excellently written. I see no reason to believe that it's fake.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:43,
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I award you no points. And may God have mercy on your soul.
Sarah Palin. Yeah... I know, but it's short, scary, and the guy at the end's response is just supremely rude. In a good way.
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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:27,
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Haha I fucking love Billy Madison.
Best of all the Sandler films.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:04,
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Radio One DJ lives like a tramp.
You can look at this fella (Scott Mills) in his house.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45,
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I see no cans of trampagne.
I do see a rather tidy kitchen, and a rather plain lounge.
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Why?
Incomprehensible enough that people listen to Radio 1; watching a DJ scratch his balls seems particularly pointless.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:04,
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Creature Comforts - The Sea Part 2
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:22,
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Back in Black
I made this!
... in the style of Jose Gonzales. Vastly improved from a previous recording posted on here a week ago. Constructive criticism please?
In particular, I corrected my misheard "back on the track and livin' to fuck" so it now sounds like "takin' the flack". Which I'm sure put Brian Johnson's mind at ease.
It's about 4m30s long, but still considerably shorter than the original. Not as in-your-face though.
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I really liked that.
Have a *click*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:34,
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constructive is my middle name!
Acoustic guitar is a bit woolly-sounding, like you've put a mic on the soundhole? Try a mic at the end of the fretboard instead.
Vocal sound is kind of woolly too, kind of gets mushed in with the guitar, may be time to fork out for a condenser mic
Nice laid-back production though ... couple of missed string bends maybe? and the extemporised solo sections don't quite come off but I can see where you were going with it.
Overall, I like it, could do with a spot of percussion maybe to move it along and a clearer-sounding mix
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:44,
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Cheers
It is a condenser mic, but I reckon I'm not using it right. The points about the sound hole vs the fretboard definitely noted though, and I'll keep experimenting with how to get the vocals clearer.
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This is lovely
but the vocals are a bit too backgroundey. I've been listening to loud music all night and I had to turn everything up so I could hear the words.
I think this song really needs to be heard in headphones rather than on a stereo.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:20,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:26,
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I DID put it together using phones - perhaps I need to grab a couple of bookshelf speakers for Christmas.
Glad you liked it in principle though. I'll have another shot in a week or two.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, Reply)
Chocolate truffles are easy to make.
No really, they are. So long as you have chocolate, hot cream, cocoa powder and a fridge.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, Reply)
And finally - some over enthusiastic security guards see their uppance come
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Dirty fucking pigs
Good on the crowd for sticking it to them, it looks like the guy that whacks him with his stick gets away though.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:30,
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while I like to see officious and overzealous twunts get their come-uppance
No-one deserves a kicking on the floor.
Mob rule only works when there is free availability of tar and feathers.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:24, Reply)
Humans are idiotic and base animals at times
Both the security quard and the crowd were exhibiting horrible deindividuated behaviour.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:49,
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Keegan vs. Venables
Couple of days late I appreciate, but took me that long to find it again.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, Reply)
I like how the bat's still got the labels on it
so they can take it back to the shop after the show.
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