Jesus on a stick
this girl has a bit of an (dutch)accent
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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There ya go......
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2fg7w49UnGA
EDIT:- It's like being serenaded by a fucking robot.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)
i think i may have listened to that song before
i must have been about 6 tho
*reminisces*
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weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:49,
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More Milligan goodness.
Spike Milligan - First Irish Rocket To The Moon
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:34,
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I love this sketch :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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One of my faves too ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:37,
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Great!
unless ur Oirish!
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:26,
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Spike Milligan's Pakistani Daleks
Politically incorrect but funny.
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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:00,
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Hahaha....
...them foreigners are stupid even when encased in mobile poly-carbide armour.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:31, Reply)
Excellent.
I have posted that many a time too. Always cheers me up.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:35,
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Oh sorry!
Didn't realise it was GC on here: should've guessed though from the 80'000-odd views on Youtube.
I just saw it, it made me smile and thought I'd share.
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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:40,
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Nah,
GC is like aids, you get the good type, or the bad type ;-)
It was also YONKS since I last posted it. I am mainly a 'wired for sound' kinda guy.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:45,
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Won't anyone take actors seriously?
Joaquin Phoenix (Walk the Line & Gladiator, and others) is giving up acting to concentrate on his music career.
It's laughable apparently...or at least one journalist thought so.
Is it just me or does this seem like a sketch from a Mitchell and Webb episode?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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havent got time to watch vid right now, but i hear he was off his tits, dont know if that was reported in video, will watch later!
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:13,
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He just comes across as grumpy
although he does mumble...but the look on his face when the journalist laughs at him is priceless.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15,
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Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking me cock.
The clock struck one,
I emptied my gun,
then dumped the chick on the next road out of Llanelli.
Ahem.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:42,
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When I was living on the farm
we regularly had dildos and jazz mags chucked into fields and hedges.
That and the dead badgers were a bugger to clear up.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:44,
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You mean,
they were using the dildos on the badgers. What is the world coming to.
And, 'ello luvver ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:39,
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Yep...I think you're right
hello to you too!
Still polishing up the Wired for Sound I see up above...must be about time for an airing...
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:23,
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tbh
that would be like humping "The Scream" painting lol
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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Clarkson gag causes complaining from retards
Small minor prozzy gag, causes bored retards to winge.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:33,
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The BBC obviously don't care that much
about it, or they wouldn't post a video of it. They didn't dare with the Ross/Brand "scandal".
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Bats, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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Has there been any ACTUAL complaints from Lorry Drivers or Prostitutes yet?
NO!
Reason 1. Being that neither watch too much tv, as they're always on the road alot, so they don't need a tv license!
Reason 2. Lorry Drivers and Prostitutes both agree that for once, that overpaid cnut 'Clarkson' has made a fair point!
And while all this was going on, the finger pointers forgot to notice 6 crap comedians on 'Mock of the week' were taking the piss out of the Queen, who happens to be an old lady!!
WTF, is going on with this Cuntry? :-D
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:43,
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What are you on about?
The Mail was completley up in arms a few days about a Queen joke from Mock the Week that was originally broadcast TWO YEARS ago.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:46, Reply)
It is a delicious irony
in the daily heil, defender of the population from political correctness gone mad, has appointed itself the nations moral arbiter
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mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:51,
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Oh.
Well I didn't realise so I'm going to complain to the Daily Mail.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)
I remember stopping off at a trucker's cafe on one very late night journey home...
....the content of the graffiti in the bogs has scarred my soul. They're a unique lot them truckers.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
Real life lorry drivers found the joke HILARIOUS
So says The Sun...
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1888710.ece
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Supergyrations, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:54,
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I don't really like the bloke
but this is simply daft to take the time to complain about
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:18,
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Ok kiddies, Time for your wtf of the day!
NSFW
I'm marking this NSFW as, to be fair, you wouldn't really want your boss to see you looking at a half naked Japanese guy flailing around that stage.
That is all.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)
As someone said about the lady without many clothes on further down the page
'Needs more pies'
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:35,
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Best damned death metal band around
You can still book them if you like... I heard their agenda remains mysteriously empty,
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)
Heated bra anyone?
Entirely daft but ideal for those who don't have radiators or are just touched in the head...as opposed to touched on the breasts.
Entirely SFW, it's the BBC!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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But then your nipples woudn't stick out.
Where's the fun in that?
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girlinthehole, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:28,
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la la la
hello everyone, i hope you are well, i love you. yes, you.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:04,
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Without tags . . . how can we go wrong ?
I like the scrolling inventory as well !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:08,
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get the 'I made this' button up there mictoboy.
I also hope you were responsble for this:
Negative feedback: "Asked 4 a 48" chest & got 50" then ignored my messages4 an exchange"!.
*
Reply by seller :
Still, look on the bright side, at least your diet seems to be working.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11,
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nah it's not my account
and i'm not making them
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:38,
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Delta Airlines Ebonics Commercial
I don't care if this is GQ, the fact is, this is as old as the internet itself! And that's why I'm posting it - I call it "My Day of the Classics"
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50,
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Mort and Roland are back.
I made this!
/edit - I think I fixed the audio :D
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giant_squid, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36,
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what format are you uploading to youtube?
i found wmvs go out of synch and quicktimes are ok
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mutated monty, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:18,
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how do I encode quicktimes?
Can I do it from Flash?
Even the .swf had terrible audio-sync problems...
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giant_squid, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:22,
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i think flash has a few movie formats it can export to
I never use it myself though so can't be sure if it does quicktimes.
nice animation by the way :)
edit: i seem to remember flash being a bastard exporting quicktimes. Although your flash file seems to go out of synch as well so its all beyond me I'm afraid
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mutated monty, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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Someone on the Democrats campaigning committee has a sense of humour...
too purile/subtle?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:35, Reply)
RAT KING! Fact or fiction? Place bets now!
Either way...it made me feel a bit ill.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, Reply)
Thanks for remindon
*reminding*
me to read halo jones again
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:14,
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Having just read
"The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents" I am a bit interested in these at present, they are an odd thing and no mistake.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:20,
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I saw a photo of one of these once in the Fortean times
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:27,
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the least sickening one is this:
www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/25806d1225636527-some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-emo_girl_cuts_herself_picture-7.jpg
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weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50,
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That's actually quite arty
out of context...
In context it's still absolutely disgusting though
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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yeah
im not really bothered about the blood, its the pictures where she's hacked chunks of flesh that affect me more,
in one of them it looks like she's cut off part of her liver, but i think it must be just muscle
dont click if you couldnt take the first 10 pictures: www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/25842d1225636847-some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-emo_girl_cuts_herself_picture-29.jpg
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weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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whatever she's holding there looks like it should definitely not have been removed from her body.
I don't hold out much hope that this person is alive.
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Shiksa, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:34,
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Its clotted blood
Like you make black pudding from. Newsletter suggestion idea: Black puding from menstrum
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)
Jesus christ
I've carved myself up in the past (not for years now thankfully), and had a load of stitches for my troubles for serious woundage, but couldn't bring myself to view that.
I really hope she gets serious help, stat.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49,
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shes probably already dead from blood poisoning.
shes obviously starving herself so her body will be open to attach from all sorts of bugs etc. She'll die from toxic shock syndrome probably.
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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57,
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Jesus fucking christ
That's fucking horrible.
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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I Like
The shoelaces one at the end....
(The rest just make me hungry)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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"Cry for help" written all over it.
Or attention seeking.
She does all of this extreme shit to herself then writes "I want to die ASAP" on the wall in her blood. Come on...
I say call her bluff and send her to a therapeutic community.
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blindmelon, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:10,
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I wonder how much she costs to the pound.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:17,
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"It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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Bloody hellfire....
that is insane. I suffered a paper cut earlier and it fooking hurt.
I can't even imagine what this feels like.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
it depends
i asked a friend and she said, when she was manic she didn't feel it, when she was just sad it did hurt, and when she was suicidal it felt nice.
of course she only does shallow cuts but i think the principal is the same
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weaver., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:30,
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holy hell
nail on the head. its been years but damn it if that doesnt say it all.
and for those out there... stop. it sounds a lot harder than it is, and i wpuldn't have believed me either but its possible and it makes life a hell of a lot easier
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)
That looks like a suicide attempt, not just a cry for help
I suspect this girl is well beyond any sort of help, if she's even still alive.
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Shiksa, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:33,
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This looks like some body 'art' thang
If she \ he was some emo trying to to top his \ her self, then why the IV drips etc ?? Attention seeking cunt IMO.
Edit: it's like the Pain Olympics thing ... same diff, but she \ he wossed out.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
Hmmm.....yes....
It does seem that she is used to doing this sort of thing....from the looks of her stiched-up / repaired previous attempts.
Plus I doubt that this was all done in one sitting.
Was watching a documentary on the special features of "Hellraiser" DVD...and they were talking to these performance art folks who were "inspired" by the Cenobites.
Their "shows" involve hanging from massive hooks, shoving spikes through their faces / thighs, nailing their hands to their feet...
It's amazing just how much the body can take (when someone knows what they're doing)...and also just why in the name of shitting christ anyone would want to do it.
(, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
Parliament - Chocolate City
They still call it 'The White House' but that's a temporary condition! :-)
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:08,
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my mate natalie is a HIGH STREET HONEY
NSFW
she's a great girl and had a bit of a hard life - what do you think of her? she's a fucking MENTAL
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:43,
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there are far better ones on there
she's not actually that pretty
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:48,
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fuck off back to /talk you prick!
*see's how he likes it*
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54,
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FUCK OFF BACK TO /BOARD YOU CHILD RAPIST
or something
hello :)
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:56,
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touche!
well...not the rape bit...or the child bit
hello!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:58,
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I'm
one of those people who hate how people call their mates "mental" because they are loud and get pissed or something. If someone's mental they should be foaming at the mouth and chewing on babies.
Sorry, no offence intended, I just need a rant.
/relurk
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:50, Reply)
I had a mental mate...
He thought that he could see ghosts...and then thought that there were spirits of first world war soldiers living in his hairdryer.
He is now in a care home and has severely slurred speech. Now THAT is mental. I predict that this bird is not.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)
I'm happy to be indicted in a blowjobs for votes scandal...
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:52,
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Can you tell us about this hard life she's had?
It my help for a sympathy Shag!
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Darklord, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:54,
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Buddy Rich is not a happy bunny
NSFW
Now I LOVE Buddy Rich, but as with most artisic legends he can be a bit, erm, temperamental.
This is what happens if you fail to please Mr Rich.
NSFW due to MANY MANY swears
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:14,
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I've just sent this on to my mate who is obsessed with Buddy Rich and is also a bit of a tempermental drummer
(i.e. a moody bastard)
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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You're not allowed to be a drummer if you're cheerful are you?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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