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I made this!
join up! and if you already have, post something! :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:17,
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activate me!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:28,
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actually dont
I don't play the uke. but I don't want someone using my username to harass you guys.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:01,
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I don't play the ukulele
but I feel this is somehow appropriate:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B03Od5kBXXY
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:30,
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phwoar!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:19,
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Hahahahaha
Christ
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DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:20,
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*is ashamed*
I need to pick up my uke a bit more...
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DogHorse plop, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:31,
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anyone remember this?
b3tabunker.ning.com/
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:42,
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I recently got
my new ukulele.
I will take some pictures and post them shortly.
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Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:51,
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huzzah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:18,
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Propaganda posters
Not a funny link but for those of you interested in visual communication there are a lot of insights and techniques in this lot that still resonate today.
Particularly the one about women being 'not that dumb'
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:13,
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Humm the captions go out of sync at some point...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:48,
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Possibly they're suggesting that your mum can't keep her mouth shut.
*obvious joke here*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:53,
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Get Your War On - New World Order
I've posted about GYWO before but this one's particularly worthy of its own link.
"Some kind of special moustache?!"
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Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:18,
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Hahaha
Worth it for that line alone
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:23,
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great link
i lol'd at the moustache bit too
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:16,
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Nice collection of time-lapse photography
Loads of nice pics with lots of blurry motiony camera and lighting stuff.
Those are all recognised technical terms.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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Fantastic
Thanks for this.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:47,
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Excellent
I've been on that site for the last hour now.
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magnum, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:44,
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This fecking game
kept me going for hours. Damn this game!!!
It rules.
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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I agree.
You need a good mouse though.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:57,
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i have a well trained moose if that helps
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:39,
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No. I just finished the free game on a touchpad.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 23:01,
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reminds me of Smash TV!
ace!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:09,
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'tis a glass phallus
The splash screen looked familiar. Then when I saw I previously got up to level4 before I gave up, I knew I'd played it before.
the only reason I'd even glance at a flash game is if it's been posted here.
(I find b3ta to be a pretty good dross filter)
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Duncan Disorderly, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:36,
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Thanks,
you just successfully destroyed my evening :-P
Nice find. I only worked out half way through that you don't need to keep clicking to fire. My mouse was rather relieved that I was just holding the button after that...
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Mr._Pickles, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:56,
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so cute!
i want one!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:21,
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Awww
what a sweetie.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:44,
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Argh
It's Cthulhu! Kill it!
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another way for gnomes to say hooray ..is having a growl up Auntie Susie's front brush, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:59,
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Fist fight at Jesus' Tomb in Jerusalem today
Armenian and Greek Orthodox priests fight in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where the Tomb of Jesus is believed to be located. The Israeli Police was called in to seperate.
Isn't religion great?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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It's just like Jesus said -
"When your enemies annoy you in any way, smash them right up with hammers and stuff"
Oh, no, that's right, he said "turn the other cheek". What a pussy.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:09,
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There is only one true religion
Hicks!
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thereisnopoons until, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:19,
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These two groups kick off in the church all the time
I believe it came to fisty cuffs in the church of the nativity a few years back as well.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:25,
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Actually they had fisty cuffs further down this page!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:09,
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THE JUDAEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT?!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:33,
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SPLITTERS!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:41,
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I thought we were the
Judeans People Front?
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thereisnopoons until, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:04,
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People's Front of Judea
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:15,
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Splitters
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thereisnopoons until, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:17,
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I'm not sure which smart arse comment to make first:
1. Religion. Promoting Dumb-assey since forever.
2. Turn the other cheek!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:49,
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i saw the reports on the teevee earlier and laughed my ass off.
way to go, credulons.
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postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 1:27,
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0:13....
Gotta love the flying red priest
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smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:59,
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It's a religious mosh pit!
Now if church were like that, I'd...
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:38,
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Only in Scotland,
would you get abused by your friends for almost being killed
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Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:58,
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nice!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:55,
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oh fuck off ally
but gc nonetheless
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Monsun beery wanderlust, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:32,
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It's funny, because the intended humour of each post is being explained
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David of York, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:49,
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It's funny, because i'm using your sentence structure to make a hilarious point
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:12,
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It's funny, because you have satirized the previous posters and the emerging short-lived bandwagon
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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It's funny, because i'm not clever enough to think of a witty retort
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:45,
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it is funnier than going to France and getting your neck burnt
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:35,
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you bunch of cunts
.....do I win?
no, thought not....
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:33,
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*gives rosette*
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:53,
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Skip to 2:40.
Fat woman fall hard.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:01,
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GC
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:02,
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Geographic Circumference?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:26,
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Just as a piece of useless information
you can now deeplink youtube vids (so you can specify the time you want to go to). If you append the url of this video with #t=2m40s it will start 2 minutes and 40 seconds in. I presume this also works for embedding here. :)
e.g.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsNi1k8Df4#t=2m40s
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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ooo that's clever...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:54,
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nice, isn't it :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:40,
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witchcraft I tells ya
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:13,
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Yeah,
but you cant bloomin do it on a when posting a new link. Pah!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:12,
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cheers for checking it out though matey :)
I was wondering, but I don't have the time.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:02,
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this doesn't work if you have youtube Flashblocked
but cheers for the info
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:59,
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haha watch her deck
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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:36,
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Londonderry Air
Actually
Lyrics penned by Mi5 apparanetly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Londonderry_Air
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:03,
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this is brilliant!
top find!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:04,
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can't believe that
Aberdeen no longer exists despite funding the rest of Scotland for years.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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Especially after the high profile expose from Telly Savalas!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkcxuronV5Q
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BobLog, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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Aberdeen
Didn't we sell this to Exon in the 1960's??????
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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its all true
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connor, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:55,
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The Professionals
Just spent the afternoon watching this and I had forgotton how much I love the theme music...classic!!!
This is the full length version too!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:58,
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didi dah dit dah dah dah
,
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:12,
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Hey!
Wasn't the dude on the right in the "Memo from Turner" music vid from Performance???
"We've been courteous"
Anyone?
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bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:06,
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F&ck Spooks
it's all been done before and better
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:14,
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I preffered the Sweeney
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:14,
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shut it you tart, you're nicked
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:18,
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teh Sweeny just had revolvers and cricket bats
The Professionals had C5, tanks, dirty bombs, armoured personnel carriers, laser scopes on .50 cal. sniper rifles and used pye pocketphones.
Teh results? Not bad. Because they used actual _REAL day (1978) kit and plot lines to talk back to base (the local cop shop with a phone patched into PSTN RED).
Unlike the fairy tales told today. "Spooks". It's complete and utter bollocks in comparison. Yeh we know you've got HIDEF views of the theator of operation, but it's bugger all use unless you want presedent Osama bin Whatshisname to authorise an EVAC.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:30,
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^^this
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:32,
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Yep we know
dah di fucking dah
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:04,
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Paul Cook & Steve Jones - Silly Thing
Just a blast from the past.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:52,
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This is something I'm gonna do with my brain scans
Good Christmas for a friend or relative who recently received a scan?
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:46,
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that's...
just bizarre!
Pretty feckin' cool though!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:54,
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that's awesome!
i have some MRI pics but i don't think i have enough in each plane to do this.. *sads*
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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I want one
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:02,
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Even better on perspex
Here and here
What a coincidence, I was browsing your blokes site this afternoon...
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Duncan Disorderly, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 22:31,
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There is some awesome stuff on that guys page. Well worth spending some time flicking though.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51,
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the one ounce joint
NSFW
here in canada, smoking weed is taken VERY seriously. NSFW just for blatant drug abuse.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:37,
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god,
Canadians are fucking cunts.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:40,
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what a waste of an O
too many papers, the roll looked awful, the roach was a gaping maw and I bet it smoked horribly
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applehead herp derp, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:11,
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Box girder bridges
is what we used to call them - only a quarter of sticky black but with minimal tobacco - 4 inch roach - would take 3 people to roll - always a result - especially when you got near to the end - so much residual tar - much slimmer = much nicer smoke. Length - I recall a 26 incher - happy daze *clicks for effort*
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thereisnopoons until, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:52,
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It's known as 'The Camberwell Carrot'.
This particular joint utilises 9 skins, and is likely to get you very high
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:18,
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Is that cos
You made it in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:51,
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I used to be able to roll tulips
I dont do that sort of thing now though :)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:53,
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Swedish Dance Band album covers of the past
This is an artistic goldmine for those of you who frequent the main board.
I particularly like 'The Schytts'. I have had them.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:12,
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Holy crap!
I didn't know so much inbreeding went on over there.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:33,
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No
thats Canada.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:39,
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Sweden more so
why do you think they are all blond?
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:53,
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What about japan?
They all look the same.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 17:01,
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And the Swedes
say the Brits are ugly.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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Fighting Monks!
go blue team!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:40,
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Ooh you just b3at me to it
posted a Status Quo image/link on the main board a few minutes after yours.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:16,
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fucking hell
truth is stranger than fiction
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mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 16:30,
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Rememberance Day Song
Sorry for two in a row about the same thing....but it is Rememebrance Day!
Don't know who this is by, but I believe he is Canadian..
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 15:07,
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