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This is a link post The Virtual Piano
Bash out some chords without learning to play.
Sounds good to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Epic :)
So this is what Friz uses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Heyy!
Name change and Happy B3ta day!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't look like Peter Davison

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello all, its lunchtime
I do not like your sig.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What's for munchies today?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Rice cakes?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
fish?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fish and rice cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy on the mayo!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *spluffs mayo*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
then some fish, and some rice cakes
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And then pish, and mice cakes

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Today's fish is trout a la creme....
..enjoy your meal.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No rice cakes?
D:
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post FISH

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post POLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Today's fish is trout a la creme...
...enjoy your meal.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post FISH

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Today's fish is trout a la creme...
...enjoy your meal.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I WILL

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Turkey sandwich
mini cheddars, diet coke and a jaffa cake bar.

You can tell I did the shopping yesterday!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Mini Cheddars - check
Jaffa Cake Bar - check

Yup, you've supported the Propps household for another day
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Meatball sandwich for me.
Mmmmmmmm....
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds lumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit like me ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the woman from that vid!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Her beard is better
than mine.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got a proper Chuck Norris one going on

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh yum
swapsies?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have some
spare yoghurt?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *voms*
I'll pass thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we've seen that
ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Its in pretty good condition
Only been applied once.

I wont charge either.

Only discharge.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If I didn't know better
I would think you did it on purpose!

EDIT: sorry, I believe correct reply is "Sracist"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't do that now would I?!
*innocents*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ebony and Ivory...
...lalalalala...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Hardy Drew and the Nancey boys
Don't care if its GC, awesome song about the president elects herritage!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
That makes me almost embarrassed proud to be irish...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Monkeyman
Old men are being employed as giant monkeys to scare off actual monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a sh1t job!
I bet it pays peanuts...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post Early Star Wars Story Boards
Ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooooh, nice!
Interesting how somethings like the design of the storm troopers and the Death Star got used in the later films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
Boy did the original Falcon suck next to the final version.

And note - Lucas - NO EWOKS!
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post The Matrix runs on Windows XP
Vid from CollegeHumor. Worth a peek.
 (I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post VVVVVV
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post Louis Theroux meets some enthusiastic fans of female body builders...
:-|

(it's embedded, so click on the Title for a direct link)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post People like this worry me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a semi....
....then I lost it when they showed the blonde body builder at the end!
If I was there, she would have bought on a moment of tourettes, I'd be pointing at her, while shouting at her husband -

"SHE'S A HE! SHE'S A HE!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She was a she, and now she's something floating inbetween.
Steroids are lovely things.

Oh, and I might as well whore my old vid while we're on the subject of bodybuilding ;)

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do these body builders get so obsessed?
I recall watching a Doc on TV years ago, where the husband was training his wife, and he said, "when she started to take steroids, she'd come home from work, and if she was in a bad mood, she'd kick the sh1t out of him!"

What a twat :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's only the monsters/obsessives/wankers that get publicity

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I worked with a body builder
When he was competing all he would eat was cabbage and boiled chicken breasts. The whole office used to stink of cabbage.

He also used to paint himself orange before the comps. He used to look like a massive lumpy umpa lumpa.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This kind of Orange?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qx0GypYOpTA

:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that last female bodybuilder...
'female'?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% NO!
Her dumb husband just doesn't know it yet!
He has mixed emotions, he's confused and pleased that she always wants to go up the 'Oxo Tower'
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Female bodybuilding before it got all druggy an weird
Rachel McLish, who was the top female bodybuilder in the early 80's:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2ijXK_m3TgY
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmmmm
From the comments I was expecting there to be a naked shot of the last body builder showing some dubious anatomy. I see from the film that there is no need. It is plainly a man. Maybe he/she tells her husband that the steroids made her clitoris grow, no idea what the excuse for the testicles is though.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that just has to be a man
it just has to be
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post Too Many Ninjas
Another game from Foddy, he of Little Master and the annoyingly hard QWOP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post 60 was my best
and that without realising you can use diagonals... (doh)

incredibly addictive game though!
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post 20
:(

Are you Xbox for Cod4?

Edit: 32
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post PS3
I take it you're xbox?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
Balls.
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post This is far too addictive
36

Although I do think it should be called Purple Monkey Baseball.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like
Something else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Only to you
my dirty little friend.
Only to you ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I protest!
Let's find out. Do you think that Purple Monkey Baseball sounds like a pseudonym for wanking?

Vote!
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post What a Load of Bollocks!
Interesting competition :-S
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
why why why


i mean WHY !
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hey
why the name change dude, and hows the cuddly likkle nipper?

edit: thought you were some kind of extreme lurker at first ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Matrix XP
this is quite funny, i thought it would be shite but it weresn't
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post MARTIX

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
i was gonna say fixed but fucked is moar accurate
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Grats :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
tx sweetheart x
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait to see the OS X version...

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post Cool skateboard video

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed that!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post wow nice
nice indeed
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet, I loved that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post An interesting take on the standard Skateboarding video genre
I also liked this
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Only one thing to say to that:
Get a fucking bike.*



*A well filmed and innovative take on the whole skateboard thing, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post this is a clip form 'yeah right'
which i heartily recomend to everyone to buy

that and 'the end'
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post Lots of cats and kittens ...
playing with a feather toy - pretty slow going but at around 51 seconds :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a link post A b3ta mirror, for those of you who are unfortunate enough, like me, to have a fucking Nazi IT staff at the workplace.
Not sure who made this, but I stumbled across it after barnesy.org died.

but my intentions for posting are not as pure as they could be, i'm after a PHProxy or something similar that'll allow me to access www.uber.com, anyone know of anything?
just list any proxy sites you know of and i'll see if they work for me. i tried googling but all the top listings are already blocked on our network.

lots of love,

Just Flange
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.axai.net/
is from a fellow friendly b3tan and allows me to access play.com a facebook and work that have been blocked (b3ta hasnt yet haha)


i work for the MoD and we have a pretty serious firewall, so i'd say its a good one
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers buddy!
Trying now, will report back...

EDIT: rats! no luck, it didn't trust the certificate, gave me the option to trust it, but then asked for admin password to allow it... fuckers. cheers anyway!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This suggests your work's firewall is tougher than the MoD's...
*fears*
 (Cap'n, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and that surprises you how?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ARE YOU M?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oD
*cough*Police*cough*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post try...
ww.mathhelpme.com
 (Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, cheers but thats already blocked on the network.
tah anyhoo!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post just call up the i.t dept...
and tell them you want to look at some kiddie porn, i'm sure they'll open the filters all up for you.
 (Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *tries*
*glitters*
*loves it*

thanks man, you've just opened up a whole new world of fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post Monkey Cup I made this!


Woohoooo! We've got a new video! This is the wonderful Monkey Cup!

It is a tragic tale of love lost. The greatest love there is. The love of a man for his cup, thwarted by an evil monkey. The song is from our new EP and the video is by the talented, wonderful, handsome and sexy Moog. Hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You're quite odd, aren't you, Joel?
In a woosome way, of course.
*click*, as though it wouldn't end up in the newsletter anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not odd
am I? oh dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you should celebrate the fact.
Part of me wishes there was a brace of monkeys, though.


Two monkeys, one cup. Oh, yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
I should have predicted that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post you are derek acorah!
aimfp. nice poppy...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more make-up!
\o/
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought the make-up would scare my little boy
but actually he loved it. i couldn;t get it all off- looked very effeminate for a day or 2 with eye shadow and lippy.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post the eyeshadow makes you look more theatrical. almost pensive
i cna nearly take you seriously with it on :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post i thought everyone always took me seriously
don't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a an utter loon!
But that is why we all love you so :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post yays!
thankyou kindly!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, very catchy and great vid.
/although you look like a negative Papa Lazarou in the vid :D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ah yes
i suppose i do innit. see what you mean
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this is not a bad thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Thus

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this :D
And great look!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post thankyou
i shall dress like this always
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post panowie!
that is fucking brilliant. the b&w looks superb. great track, nice ska-ing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hoorays!
thanks for that. The look of the vid is really down to Moog, who directed it.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 11 Nov 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray
Twas a fun thing to do and delightful to hang with da family Veitch. Gosh, if someone told me when I was a nipper that I'd be smearing makeup over another mans face whilst his wife watched... well, I probably wouldn't have imagined *this* scenario.

Cheers to those who mentioned you like the visuals, tis appreciated.

chin chin!

Moog
 (iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Dom Joly's New Prank Show - Blatant Camera
Dom Joly has a few new regulations these days...

(I didn't make this, but I know the person who did, but there isn't a tick box for that)
 (tedriley74 says hello., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Face Replaced!
1) Put something in front of your face.
2) Get someone to photograph it.
3) Send the photo to: [email protected]

I know what I'm doing today to keep me from dying of boredom!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post New Chuck Norris facts
Since Chuck has 'come out' in favour of gay-bashing, the internet has re-thought it's earlier position on his manliness.

Ties in nicely with the compo

(NSFW text)
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
That is blasphemy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I always thought there was something dodgy about chuck norris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, i always thought he never took himself that serious
but he's like a walking version of fox news.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:28, Reply)
This is a link post Planet of the Italian Job I made this!
Apologies in advance. I've been obsessing about this joke all week...
click to watch in not-so-dark-o-vision
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
You naughty, naughty man :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Still trying to track down audio
of a decent Michael Caine impression saying "Don' t throw those bloody spears at me" so I can stick it on the Last Temptation of Christ.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post good luck with that,
most people do their 'stock' Michael Caine impression for Zulu quotes, but he was ackshully playing a toff in the film don'tcha know?

Good gag tho!
 (driverchris, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He was indeed!
Also he never said "Don't throw those bloody spears at me"
He did say "Those bastards, they're taunting us".

Sorry, I've seen Zulu far too many times.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post Citizen talks about his '08 voting experience
He doesn't seem too thrilled with how it went
(largoembargo ???, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This man is trying his hardest to destroy the newly earned credibility of his fellow Americans.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This comment underneath is brilliant
"Its OK voter dude. "I was not aware" you were a complete and utter moron, but now I know. And next election I'm gonna cast my ballot to get you elected President of Douchesylvania."
 (Beanhead McGinty, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear lord...
Just more evidence that an IQ test is required before you can have a say on things
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post There must be some smart Americans out there ... ?

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have tears in my eyes Im laughing so much
...and he's doing an ok job?!?!

Thank you for making my day
 (i should have joined myspace, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank GOD he cast a blank ballot.
Hopefully next time he'll just forget where the polling place is. Or how to open his front door. Or he'll be too busy catching up with "America's Got Talent" on Tivo.

Christ on a bike.
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is now
a good time to re-open the debate on eugenics?
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)

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