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This is a link post Japanese Gameshow NSFW
Weighted backpacks can break small childrens legs.
HUGE AMOUNTS OF WTF
NSFW due to abuse of children
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA
japanese game show fail!
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post this is really the only way to train them to become warriors

(largoembargo ???, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:24, Reply)
This is a link post God, Inc
I'm off to bed know.
(thereisnopoons until, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post watch them all

(thereisnopoons until, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:40, Reply)
This is a link post Follow up
to the link below
(thereisnopoons until, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I do miss Robert Anton Wilson.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:04, Reply)
This is a link post Derek Acorah puts the Daily Nail's photoshopping skills to shame

*Edit* Just submitted to Photoshop Disasters ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that is pretty shit
does his version of photoshop have an "import from MSPaint" button?
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way the poppy's been seamlessly added.








& to think that people get paid to produce this kind of stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a post-vindaloo bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeh, the badly-drawn poppy on his lapel looks shit too

(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ^both of these
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Would you like to pat my beard?
No worries mate!

Brilliant Reeves!
(just_steve, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Neon Neon - Dream Cars
Just got in from seeing the awesome Neon Neon live. Here's a nice fan-made video for one of their songs. Even if you don't like the music there's lots of nice shots of DeLoreans.
(moltenretriever, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You know the 80's revival
has gone to far when they start sounding like OMD B sides
 (carcrash, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Reminded by the What you Know post earlier
Terence McKenna's Time Wave Zero Theory - It is an incredibly annoying video but the information maps the expotential society in the video.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnV25LWFQ8

or if you want the executive summary

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xvsZMSni7Ts
(thereisnopoons until, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post im managed about 43 seconds of the executive summary
do not want.

for garbled rants to music i reckon you can't beat Godspeed you black emperor
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i always thought he was a comedy act
sadly i found out he is not!

cue annoying whiney voice: "so like, i went into space this one time man. and like the subconscious ether of my reality subsided into a twisted geometric sub-reality of a million cheese burger joints" etc...
 (JonothanCainer, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Dee
"The Dance of Diminishing Possibilities" music video.
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post House homoerotica
OK, so I find this kind of thing strange: poignant stills from TV show House interspersed with homoerotic drawings of the main characters, soundtracked by the beautiful minimalism of Johnny Parry. The internet never ceases to surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite as hot
as Forty-Seven Ginger Headed Sailors.
 (Cap'n, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats genious!
click for that, little bit disconcerting, but clever none the elast!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that,
interesting stuff, I only recently have begun to get into House, late I know but a friend lent me the DVD, can't say as I've seen any suggestion of these two pining for a spoon as yet, but this should change the way I look at it from now on! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:46, Reply)
This is a link post Baghdad family album, '73 - '75
Not funny, not rude, not clever, but possibly interesting snapshots of a family who lived in Baghdad from '73 - '75. I think it's fair to say things have changed since then. I enjoyed some of the descriptions as much as the snaps.
"The Iraqi President at the time was Ahmed Hassan Al-Bakher of the Ba'ath Party and his deputy was somebody called Saddam Hussein. Whilst we were there diplomatic relations were restored and we were able to play cricket matches on the Embassy lawns."
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really cool...
...seeing what the country looked like just a little over 30 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the bit about Babylon
Now a 'Coalition' military base.

"Antiquities such as pieces of pottery and coins could still be literally picked off the ground."

Apparently these are now shovelled into sandbags, while "Our Boys" dig trenches to sit in or shit in, depending.

Remeber all that fuss about the Taliban blowing up the giant Buddha statues in Afghanistan? We've done a similar thing with Babylon.

But no-one cares.

That's all. You can get back to your X-Factor now.
 (simon shitting mason, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post 1981 Computer graphics
I could never get my zx81 to do this
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That juggler is an impressive model, especially considering all animation was vertex-driven back then.

(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post TEAAAAAAAAAAAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
the music is almost supernaturally bad :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post FUTURISTIC

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like Giorgio Moroder
having a simultaneous stroke and epileptic fit
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the music!
It was happy and it made me feel smiley inside. ^-^
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That music is so freaking cool
I want the compact disc.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Those
wobbly ram packs were a real fucker. I feel for you.
 (thereisnopoons until, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this when I saw it back on tv as a kid...
*goes all nostalgic*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even do this NOW!
love the tunes, if you can call it that
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:27, Reply)
This is a link post My Girl playing again. I made this!
I sat the video camera on the side and pressed record while they had a practice, then I took loads of photos.

Anyway, no photos, but a bit of video of the girls practising. My Girl is CJ, the drummer. Singing is my mate Sian and playing the Bass is the lovely Angie, who is a real sweetie who fed me crisps. Bless 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post they are fucking terrible..
sorry :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft, they're better than my band
they can actually play their instruments to a degree :p
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i've heard way worse bands
i think "fucking terrible" is a little harsh.

They sound pretty together as a band, unfortunately though i do find the vocals a little weak.
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, i have a lot of very talented musician friends..
crossfader

orchid star

frodo freud

to name but a few. maybe i am just spoiled for choice when it comes to my friends bands :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post some good bands there...
not really my taste though. (i'm an ex bassist now into playing classical violin!)

this is my mates band:

www.myspace.com/pokemusic

sadly just split up :(
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not bad :-)
Although I agree with what funkenstein said about the vocals being a little weak. A bit of support from the diaphragm and practice to train it like any other muscle would help that a lot.

Big thumbs up to a female drummer playing solidly though. You don't see enough competent female drummers. Also, she needs turning up... But then I am a drummer, so I would say that.
 (Mr._Pickles, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool mood light too !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post right
They need some kind of basic confidence. If they play like that at a gig they'll get ripped apart.

The singer needs to smoke some fags and
grow some errr attitude.

I'm sure with a lot more practice they will grow.

Also - this kind of music demands real drums.

Still, good effort.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a link post This is Michelle Obama, wife of the new president elect,
And this: www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/michelle-obama-ebony1.jpg
is apparently the REAL Michelle Obama, and definitely NOT an exercise in how to abuse Photoshop...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Goodness me...
...she looks like a melted crayon.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
*I like this*
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fox News were complaining that Newsweek
didn't Photoshop Sarah Palin for her cover photo.

Although we all know why Fox News would complain, it's pretty scary that magazine photos are expected to be Photoshopped nowadays.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't complaining
about that Kate Winslet one last week.

Ooooh, mama
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Make your own muppet
Awesome fun (for about ten minutes)
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I want more options!
MORE FREEDOM FOR MUPPET CREATION
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
but you can buy them so I guess they can't give you infinite possibilities
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post Hayden Panettiere "Wake Up Call"
Yes, the cheerleader chick from Heroes. So what does B3ta think of it?
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I only lasted 22 seconds
Listening to the song, I mean.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post dirty bugger!

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I could watch her all day..
And once the green card gets issued that's exactly what I will be doing

But that song was so bad I bet it got knocked back by Fergie before this
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Musically I think that's fucking dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
Visually: acceptable.
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
nice to see morecowbell.dj was used!
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough Walken

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Best watched with the sound off

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
muchly
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks better in a cheerleader's uniform
And if you'll excuse me it appears I now have to hand myself in to the Daily Mail.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post WOM
watch on mute.

Isn't that the really gay man from War at Home?
 (I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That sort of reggae lite thing was done by Paris Hilton already
Ergo, I'm thinking that both of them can't sing.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this
was just about to mention that fanny
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about the Paris Hilton one,
but this is full of pitch correction taken to the extreme. Have a look around for demos of Melodyne. It is what all the producers are using in the studio to make these bland, robotic vocals.

Example: the first woah that she sings. No human can hit every note as cleanly, distinctly and without vibrato as that.

Example 2: Anything by Maroon 5.

/music tech graduate
 (Mr._Pickles, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see the The Gadget Show last week?
They used Melodyne on that to make a truly awful performance... well, on key at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it sounds like they stole the music
from ace of bass, circa 1990.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 2:51, Reply)
This is a link post Spider as payment?
Don't know if this is GC or not, but thought it was fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you know

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny stuff

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post BLACK!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure whether there will be a greater TV show made in my lifetime.

(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post never know what to get conjoined twins for christmas?
How about a nice "pair" of gloves?
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Baby vs Cobra....
Hmmmmmmmmmm.......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post After the first, "Oh dear god!" moment, you realise the snakes been defanged.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post and the baby made of kevlar

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and the carpet tartan
or perhaps reed, I can't tell from here.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post With a cock made of glass.
(sorry, I'm not usually a nazi, but the opportunity sort of dragged me into it)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what Max Mosley said

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's wrong!
*favourites and clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post what they don't show in this video
is the baby's eyes exploding shortly after.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Lards Classic Cuts.
from the mark and lard show from around 2000 - 2001.
Each week Lard would play a record that he claimed was in mint condition, when in fact it was scratched to fuck.
(edited for our amusement)

Check Mull of Kintire and Bright Eyes.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post i LOVED Mark n Lard
in fact i've got a tape somewhere of me appearing on the show taking part in a 'quiz'

excellent find fella!
 (I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post .......
matt fincham?
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post que?

(I helped save b3ta! strictlyrockers hasnt been on here for ages, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful, wonderful stuff.
I piss myself every time I hear the Blue Suede Shoes one. The very best. The juxtaposition of the all-over-the-place and gratuitous use of the word "Cock". Brilliant.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He he Petula Clarke says 'shitty'
Made me laugh like the tired crazy fool I am.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god.
You legend for finding this. I used to love hearing these mint condition records!
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love them.
I did.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I used to love these, nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post SETUP: Are these recordings hard to get hold of.?

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post In that condition, yeah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Check out their 'cover' of Horny (bottom of page).
 (I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Get to bed!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 21:52, Reply)

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