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This is a link post Strictly Dumb Prancing I made this!
John Sergeant making a tit of himself (again) with the judges' real comments.

Hope his decision to quit the show wasn't influenced by this in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
the judges comments are ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be inclined to lay the responsibility for John Seargent's continued participation entirely on his partner's rather lovely boobays

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget Sergeant's beautiful face though.
that's got to have had some part in it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post WiN!!!!!!!!!!!
you will rofl
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinks I've seen that before on here
Got to love the fact he says table, then his chair fails!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have been terrified after the first crack!

(KnackerDwarf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As I said last time...
...it's like they've rigged the chair to collapse in case of repetition or hesitation.
Have a look when it cracks / breaks.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry I only lol'ed
rather than rofl'ing.

"Twas very very funny though.
Now who all can I send that link to......
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I love the warning 'crack' and his flinch at 11s.
 (Miggyman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post I really really want one of these pens
Take some time to read through this site - it progressively gets more and more awesome.

"Their raw, unexpected mass is a delight and the first clue that something is afoot."
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
"Both [pens] are endlessly intriguing in their almost musical presentation of notes of gravity and momentum. But, in the hand, they are very different instruments that design vocabulary doesn't easily describe. We don't have words for the subtle interactions between body, mind and object that are the currency of BOMApens."
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the "heft" section the most (so far)

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Great write-up
but for that much money, the pen better do my dishes and wash my car.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently
Whatever you write come to life. True story.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant
"The micro logo is applied in a unique laser machining operation that employs a laser with an extremely high resolution and power density–it's not your mother's laser."
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Two Seamless Memes
Watch and Learn
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *dances*

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post At least they played the whole song!

btw, 'this video no longer available'...had to go to the actual youtube page.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Embedding disabled by request"
that's a bug with b3ta, it should find out if it is allowed to embed first really, lazy ginger coders for you....
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a link post How to undo an inverted penis
found on yahoo answers, i thought i'd give it as an early xmas pressy
 (I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew...thanks for that.
I've been pissing out of my arse for weeks.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot, from his description, figure out what's exactly what's occurred,
but my guess is they pushed it back into his body cavity.

Kinda weird that anyone would wanna do that to someone else like, but there's no accounting.

I'm rather perplexed as to why he can't just pull it back out.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post push it in?
It can be pushed in?
Is that possible?
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like a job for SCIENCE!
Any volunteers?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have experimented...
...and yes, I can push my penis into my body cavity. It is, however, rather unpleasant - more so if in a slight state of tumescence...and utterly impossible if entirely engorged.

As an experience, I would give it a 4 out of 10.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work
Thank you for volunteering your.....erm....services.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I now in the club mentioned in the link?
I want a badge and a hat.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the badge and hat might be DIY
Or you can track down the boys in the link to see if they have your membership card ready.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet
its got a big picture of a curly cdc on it
 (I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's possible 'cos I've seen the Puppetry Of The Penis lads do it,
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis

never tried it mesen and not gonna now some chap says it can get stuck, but I imagine pretty much everyone with a willy can do it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, what
WHAT.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post riiiiight.

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of weird club is he part of?
Seriously. They sound wronger than b3ta....
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cockfail
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:59, Reply)
This is a link post Ideal world shopping blooper I made this!
Apologies for the quality, I recorded it on my mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
I must admit that my funnybone has a real weakness for f-bombs. (or s-bombs in this case)
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Just one question...
Why were you filming a man selling you a bed on TV with your phone in the first place?
 (badgerlikespeed, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was simply watching it about half an hour ago
With Sky+ you can rewind live tv. So I simply rewound it and THEN recorded it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually videotape my men trying to sell me beds
in-person at the store
 (largoembargo ???, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I subscribe to your website.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas 2008 Trailer I made this!
Last Christmas I went home and generally filmed around a bit with the camera. I never did anything with the raw footage until today. No one has even seen it. So I decided that I would get it out there so to speak, and use a bit of it to make a trailer for this Christmas. However with some clever video editing, I kinda put a darker spin to the joyus family Christmas.

Be kind, video editing isnt really my best skill. Hope my family see the funny side of it :)
(Miggyman, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post STAR TREK
Looks CooOoooOOoOoOoOOoooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shyzer!
Oh well.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that sdrawkcab as . . .
KERT RATS . . . Looc Skool !

It does !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post .eknad ha ,sepaj sdrawkcaB

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
¡u1ou 'q 1qn psq u ý
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell did you get your typing upside down?
That is way cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.cheesygames.com/upside-down-text
x-uop-psdn/o.sbs.//:d b u no
www.cheesygames.com/upside-down-text
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Neato!
thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post win!

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Is Simon Pegg at 1:24?
He looks almost nothing like Simon Pegg.

I hope they go to a cowboy planet in this movie.
 (Cap'n, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That is indeed Mr Pegg
As Mr Scott.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post o.o
What have they done? Why does everything have to have big flashy lights, go really fast and be really "cool" now? That doesn't make it good.

~goes and gorges on Next Generation episodes~
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:16, Reply)
This is a link post 50 Photoshop Tutorials for Clever Beginners
I think I might try some of these....
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
37
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahah!
I never noticed that one!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i find this quite interesting
ive used PS every working day for at least 15 years now. (hands-on creative in an ad/marketing/design environment) it's always interesting to see how other people work, and PS is so versatile no two people use it the same it seems. there is always something new to learn. all of the stuff in there i deal with regularly but the simple stitch brush effect was new to me, because it is kinda cheesy so i would never have thought to use it normally

i seldom do the image challenge because i do that sort of stuff all day when i'm not wittering on here that is

i think truth be told i'm a closet writer
 (I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Number 3 is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fnar fnar
indeed, number 3 ftw
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh nice!!!
Thank you Mrs Chicken Lady!! Will have some fun with these.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Disappearing Art of the Mix Tape
Radio four + David Quantick + C90's = R0xx0rzzz
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I listened to that,
was good stuff and had some nifty tips
 (duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post stop motion type stuff
pretty cool for a sunday afternoon
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty tricky !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post Breakbeat Mix - Round 2 I made this!
I posted one of these last week sometime and got a positive reaction (thanks very much) so here's another quick mix I did this morning.
Hope you like it.

Tracklist:
Heart Attack (Screwface Remix) - Entity
Dar Licks - The Autobots and Screwface
Mordez Moi - Spor
You Know The Sound - Far Too Loud
Frequency (Napt Remix) - Slyde
Final Conflict - The Autobots And Screwface
Communistic Funky Beat - The Phat Riderz
Twisted (Tom Real and The Rogue Element Remix) - Rob Le Pitch
Play it Loud (Broken Robot Remix)- Far Too Loud

Edit: Thanks very much
(Robbvayne, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
Not too sure why the little embedded mp3 player thing isn't there
 (Robbvayne, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to change the link URL to
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/c756a5c540fcee36b461347503a72a1e_mix2.mp3
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty
good
 (Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Spor is one of the best artists I've ever heard, amazingly well produced stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post awsome

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post Genius Mercedes commercial
Perhaps the best Mercedes commercial of all time. Done in 2007, but not GC yet, i think...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9r865NvVv8

How can i get this thing embed...? Thought, it would be automatically..?! :( *wondering*
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post to embed the video
you need to put the youtube link in the URL field
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah... alright..
Thanks for that.
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post [Facebook Group] "I joined a reactionary FB group to a news item I won't care about next week" I made this!

There are loads of Facebook groups that are set up in response to Public Outcry about various things going on in the world, that generally have no substance and crumble under the most basic of questions. They're generally read by people who get no further than the headline and maybe the first page.

There are loads of examples on Facebook, it happens every week, and this-time-next-month, the members probably won't even care.

If we get TWENTY FIVE BILLION PEOPLE to join this group, the queen will let me sniff her dirty knickers and Bill Gates will give you the keys to his house.*

So, if you hate all those "String up Johnny Foreigner", "Lynch those Paed(iatricians)", "[Politician of your choice] uses MY tax money to snort coke off nazi hookers" and "Celebraty Come Dine With Me On Ice While Singing And Dancing For Charity In 1870's Russia.... IS A CON" type groups, then this is the place for you.

List details of these groups you find here... if you want.

* Please note: The queens of Soho, London... and Bill Gates, of stratford upon avon, probably won't actually give you his keys.
 (I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy Clarkson should be the pRime Minister!!!!11!!!!LOL

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha the comments on one baby p group are laughable
"I know some people may critisise me for saying this, but.... last friday was children in need, but where does the money go??? to to ''children in need'' in the uk!! im not saying children outside of the uk dont need help, far from it, it just makes me SICK to think of all the lengths we go to to raise money for 3rd world children, when our own are suffering!!"

Yes love, our children suffer so much more than 3rd world children dont they?
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a link post Mutation Station- game I've made in 2005 I made this!
In the game you can mutate into different creatures to get special abilities.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Ostrich goes skiing
Surprisingly realistic.

And this is jolly funny too: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QHw9lrMao - Ostrich tries to eat Alvin Hall.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE
a real ostrich would need a scarf and hat to keep himself warm on the snow.
... and maybe ickle legwarmers.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:11, Reply)
This is a link post plane v cow
awww.....poor moo cow :(

it does go down in comedy fashion though...

let's hope it was just concussed!
(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it shows respect for the animal
Most farmers will just use a bolt gun, but these have gone the extra mile, and used a plane instead. Plane executed cattle tastes the most delicious.
 (Necroflange, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i did not know that.....

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
Good work missing that pylon as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post is that roy 'chubby' brown in the back seat?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Pow!
Headshot!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:03, Reply)
This is a link post Smash Bros Brawl Megamix I made this!
This is a megamix of a whole bunch of songs from Smash Bros Brawl. The aim was to have a sample of a song for each represented universe in the game.

MP3 available on eddegg.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice
happy burning stick of dynamite!
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wild Stuff !
Smashing b6taday !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:43, Reply)

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