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This is a link post art compo NSFW
try your 'ms paint skillzTM' on this online comp. B3ta humor encouraged.

Not OMFG NSFW yet but getting there
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post Universal Constructors - Lounge Blizzard - video by Prodigy69
Last night a VJ saved my life. Prodigy69, mucho thanks for whacking off this crab-tastical video-extravaganza.
*salute*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ooo top notch
and by notches, i mean the top one.



not a euphemism
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes the top notch is the best one
closely followed by the bottom one IMO
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post also
am quite a fan of the supraorbital one, too
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Niche market there
but rule 34 etc...
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a botched notch
filled with Scotch.

Thanks, Mr K :)
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd blame the sasquatch

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
fricken' Yeti's Crotch
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
Great stuff, musically and visually. :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post my pleasure, glad ya liked it :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff, Bravo.
*applauds*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Fetus Cookie Cutter - Ronseal
Just, really disturbing

Now everyone can have "one in the oven" O_o
 (bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Condensed movies: The Omen I made this!


The world's most frightening movie, condensed down to a single sheet of A4 paper in the language of today's easily-bored youth. Guaranteed to make you SICK WITH TERROR

Sponsored by FERRERO ROCHER. Om nom nom tasty nom, also guaranteed to make you SICK WITH TERROR

Also: I've just noticed the lady on the poster is actually saying "IRANU" in a Vic Reeves stylee. There can be no other explanation.

Also also: I'm going to collate these into a book. Your suggestions, plz, for further condens-o-films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *sicks up with teh teror*
Yay
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Scaryduck
for teh win!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir
are excellent.
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha this so stupid. i love it
"Oh COCK, I am TEH DED and D SATAN stalks TEH EARTH"
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post winner

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOLOLEVILOLOLOL
Brill. *cleeeeek*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *applause*
Jaws!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaws!
...was one of the first ones I did.

Om nom nom nom Jaws nom
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jaws!
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post American Werewolf in London
Plz?
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I shall DO THIS THING
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
And verily, yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The exorcist
The birds
The godfather
Silence of the lambs
 (I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Factory Balls 2
Sorry for Link Spam, very good fun game involving a ball and making it look like the picture
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Beehive found in BBQ
Prob GC, but who gives a flying fuck, beehives are a thing of beauty and 'oohs and ahhs'
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's pretty awesome
shame he poisoned it all cos that would have been some great honeycomb going on there
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post killing teh beez is EPIC FAIL
Taking bees home for tea and buns and letting them give you yummy honey is full of win.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nah fuck em, they're only bees
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BveeeFXPw

skip to about 1 min mark

no deeplinking skillz sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah and praying they don't sting your arse to death
smoking them with canabis until they are stoned as hippies then swapping their entire hive for a single pack of farmshop honeycomb is epic win!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief.
He's like Hitler to bees.

Makes me feel all itchy.
 (Cap'n, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post cool and Interesting....
but I wonder if he could have made lots of money by notifying someone about an active bee hive......y'know with all the bee hives dying out in america.

Or is it only honey bees that they are interested in?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post All social/hive/colony forming bees make honey I think, but wild hives don't produce
as much because they are not being manipulated or 'worked' by beekeepers (who are quite unsentimental about bees tbh; not in a bad way, but they don't keep them for fun).
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck :(
How dumb can one person be?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post i kinda recall seeing this ages ago
so im hoping this is ages before the problems started.. its still a shame tho, bees are magestical in their own habitats
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In what way is that dumb?
By not wanting several thousand bees living in their barbeque?

Seems pretty sensible to me, can't imagine they'd be too impressed when he cooked some tasty, tasty meats on it.

I've had this problem before, and i even phoned/mailed a couple of bee people nearby, they weren't interested, so it was Bee-holocaust time, i'm afraid.
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Also,
COVERED IN BEES
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE?

(I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oooo
I know bee-murdering-guy!

how exciting!
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Original Food Artwork
Really amazing artwork! Things madded from food!
 (zrankovic, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post 2 U2 Me I made this!
When The Chuckle Brothers meet Fuck Buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
you loon. This should be the Christmas number 1
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post twitter + flickr + lol = the LOLWRUS I made this!
Create a lolcat with a twitter entry and a random picture from flickr.... Minutes of fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ronny Morocco, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post Whale shark poo poo
rare!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I just came across that
feckin bizarre what counts as news these days...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "Whale shark poo is worth gold"
Only on the Chinese Medicine market, the sick fucks.

Still, got to get your research funded somehow I guess.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post some cool graffiti/public art
I like this one: clicky
and this one: clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Gorgeous
Top find :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post what is cool about a spazzer splashing paint against a building?
it invariably then attracts retards who write 'twat' 'cock' 'fuck' etc on top and the whole place then looks like the local crack dealers have moved in.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You've never seen artwork by Blu then have you?
www.blublu.org/sito/walls/2007/big/024.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post thats good
but if you look closely, someone has written 'cunt' on the lower quadrant :(
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Which quadrant?
Bottom left or right?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand your point
I wish idiots wouldn't deface decent graffiti or state-approved public artwork.

Some cunts have even had the cheek to deface this with their tags - memorial mural for Joe Strummer in New York

(the mural wasn't graffiti, btw; the owners of the premises agreed to 'donate' that part of their building's exterior)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Graffiti, no matter where it is displayed will be defaced
It's the challenge of the tag. I'm surprised Blu's "art" is not defaced, but perhaps the Mexicans have a larger respect for his work than others.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post daily mail compo you say
does this fit? pic not shopped ;) also not made by me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 6:04, Reply)
This is a link post build your own pyramid kit
pharoah not included
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 4:08, Reply)
This is a normal post with a bit of work on the scale could look lovely in the back garden
Mrs will not be pleased
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post Instantizing Non-Instant Hot Chocolate Experiment I made this!
with the aid of powdered milk.

Not exactly made by me, but my hand does feature in the pictures.
 (I helped save b3ta! NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You can buy those in the shop
Jarrah does a range of them.

www.jarrahcoffee.co.nz/products.html
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh - there are lots of brands - this is just part of the running quest for the perfect instant hot chocolate.

Most of the instant brands (like Options) seem to think that low in calories is a good thing and don't have the fullness of flavour of the real Hot Chocs so we are trying out making them with normal hot choc & powdered milk so we can get decent chocolately warm drinks in the office without having to have an endless suply of milk.

Looking at the Jarrah site they have some nice luxury instants so i'll have to hunt them down, Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the Skinny Cow stuff.
It's bloody delicious and just needs water and two teaspoons of the stuff.

I was dubious too but it's lovely, and low in all sorts of.... things that are normally a lot higher.

They do ice cream too that's as bad for you as one digestive biscuit and I love ice cream. ~is very happy~
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post cadburys luxury
is nice, bit expensive but has actual chocolate bits
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:56, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour Archive
I've just found this excellent site. It has all of the episodes of the first two series of TTRH zipped and ready to download. What's even better is that each episode is formatted into an album so each track is easy to listen to individually.

If you've never heard the show before, download an episode and give it a go. You don't need to be passionate about Dylan to enjoy it - as long as you're passionate about music you'll love it. His choices display a level of eclecticism which is sadly fading rapidly from mainstream radio.
 (moltenretriever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
excellent stuff. After hearing that 'Coffee' episode I was thirsting for more. I'm no Dylan fan, but these radio shows are brilliant. Plus, he's funny! Who would've thunk?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant, top link :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Croatia Cancels Christmas
ronseal
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Crisis crushes Croat Christmas"
Would've been much better...
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:27, Reply)
This is a link post Simply breathtaking... NSFW
If this is glasscock, I shall deepthroat it. 250k views is a risk I am prepared to take.
(Stocksie, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome mullet
but overlay is overdone
 (shipman, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly not GC
But old and viewed many times, yet it's nice to see a tanned blonde mullet in spiky leathers prance about with TMNT weapons :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he would do well in a live action
version of He-Man, as they are both complete jessies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I am appalled
at how much I enjoyed that
 (Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post The iPhone app all girlfriends should have NSFW
Now this is what I call a product demo. It's an iPhone horse racing game which is demonstrated, in a lurid stroke of genius, by two blonde chicks spanking themselves. No more need be said.

NSFW because of shoutyness and the presence of two women on a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post probably
best with the volume down.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Like
OHMAIGOSH

INDOORSCARFFAIL
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post errr...
5,3,4, alright!
 (MikeXPose, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 3:00, Reply)
This is a link post Live 118 118 question/answer feed
Answering such nuggets of wisdom as:

Q: how do you make your mum happy
A: You can make your mom happy by doing what she tells you to do, and by helping her out around the house. thx

Q: I dont like chicken
A: it is okay if you don't like it. You may try fish, it has less cholesterol. thx
 (heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant that
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Precisely the same answer..
as the vastly superior AQA gave me several years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to work for AQA.
Claim to fame.
 (I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post When a socket is on but with no plug in do you stil use electricity
No, if you want to save the energy you used, you may off all the unused appliences. thx


*snort*
 (I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
Excellent find!
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This is becoming somewhat addictive
Q: Have you ever drank balies from a shoe
A: If you mean Baileys, no. I've never drank it from a shoe. thx

It's better than BBC3 I tells ya.
 (heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Q: If I was to deshell cockroaches and cover myself in the shells, would I survive a nuclear holocaust?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
The 118 Team always wants to impress you, but chooses not to answer questions of such a naughty nature. Sorry
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw all of these in a short space of time
Q:Will kissing kelly on stage be just too embarrassing
A:Every day we receive a few questions, like yours, we can't answer. thx

Q: What size of bra does jane asher wear
A: No info found. However, Jane Asher, an English film and television actress, was born on April 5, 1946. thx

Q: Where can i go dogging near edinburgh
A: For dogging and swingers in Edinburgh call 09826664102 for information. thx

Q: Do you know where david is
A: We cannot tell yet. We need further information about his: last name, address, interest, job, etc. thx
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to go to bed
but can't stop watching and asking.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I asked
What colour shirt is Hugh Laurie wearing on the back cover of the season two UK DVD of House

they got it right.

Blue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Q: I ta much
A: You're welcome. Did you know that nasal discharge from Orangutans is used in the manufacture of smoke alarm
 (heycos Twice as tall as he is short, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is art.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Q: whitch (sic) woman has the largest vagina in the world?
A: Anna Swan from Scotland who lived within 1846-1888. It was measured 2 m & 30 c deep. thx


WTF?! 2 METERS?
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Think they've got their wires crossed...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Swan

This is the woman. She was 2.27 meters tall...so unless her vagina was only .27 meters shorted than she was...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post addictivity of the highest order
click....NEWSLETTER THIS NOW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "Over", shurely?

(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post WHaaaaaat >?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
Q. Do I have to get up?

A. Yes, it's Monday morning so you either have to go to work or school. thx
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Addicting stuff
Q: will a sheep fit into a toaster?
A: yes, if you dissect the sheep and make the bits small enough it will indeed fit into a toaster, thx

Q: do you love gay sex?
A: If you mean happy love making, yes, the 118 Team loves it. thx


Legendary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahah!
Q: That did not answer my question
A: Apologies. Your boyfriend's stiff neck is not a sign that he's pregnant. He is not capable of getting pregnant
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, very good...
though some of their answers are even more surreal than the questions:


 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Q: Did I rape her?
A: 118 Team hopes that you did not. The Sexual Offences Act 2003 state the rape is illegal in the UK. thx


Eep!
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ha! I can't stop watching...
Q: How many water melons can u fit up a women
A: As many as she can eat. thx
 (mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post b3tans!

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah!
What is the trade name of the high-fidelity sound reproduction standard for movie theaters, screening rooms, home theaters, computer speakers, gaming consoles, and car audio systems, which stands for Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment and was developed by Tomlinson Holman at George Lucas's company Lucasfilm in 1983?

THX, thx
 (I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha...WTF?!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Attracted by their unlimted answers for 60p offer
Me and a mate ended up spending a good 2 hours texting them stuff, the best ones being:

Q: How do you make Jenkem?
A: 1 part fecal matter, 3 parts urine, 1 gallon container 2/3 full with a balloon affixed atop it, leave outside.

Q: Do you like sniffing your own farts?
A: No, not really. thx!

Q:Is it considered weird to sift through my own feces?
A: Sifting through your own feces can cause serious infections. thx

Q:I just tried to impress my girlfriend by doing a massive fart and accidentally followed through. What should I do?
A: You should clean yourself up right away and probably start looking for a new girlfriend. thx!

Q:I like to collect my feces in jars, and currently have around 300, what's the market value?
A: There is no market for that unfortunatly, you should dispose of that feces contain bacteria! thx!

Q:I've installed a filter over my houses sewer pipe, and have been collected my families feces. How best to present it to them?
A:Put them in a box and wrap it up with pretty paper and give it to them and say Merry Xmas! thnx!
 (Robbvayne, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the animal in the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)
This is a link post The Interactive Time Machine
Ronseal:

At the end of each video clip, you're given two options as to what the next chapter will be. I thought it was an interesting spin on things.

Sincerest & humblest apologies if already bindun.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was pretty good,
the comments are stupid though, geeks getting all shitty arguing the toss about whether or not this causes a paradox, forgetting that time travel isn't even possible, oh dear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)

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