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This is a link post calming message from our supreme unelected leader
this is real.
 (polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that just a direct rip off of one of Private Eye's features?

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post Bungee Jump Wedding
Dunno if this is GC or not, but I quite enjoyed it.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek trailer
possibly GC but the preview said nein
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I have hopes this will be good
and it may be
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I yayed at Simon Pegg's bit :-)

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post his scottish accent is funny

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The official HD version will be available in about 15 minutes
www.startrekmovie.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post says 1d 1h 1m at moment... hope its just a bug!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 1d 1h 2m now
erm.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post must be a bug
I've been following it all week and it should be on there now :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It says
1d 1h 13m for me
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe its either a glitch, or some reference to the fact the plot involves time travel?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 1d 1h 14m for me...
dammit Jim, she cannae break the laws of physics.

it is here though:
www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrek/large_trailer2.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Maybe they postponed it until Mr Sulu leaves the jungle
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that isn't a 1080 trailer though is it?

movies.apple.com/movies/paramount/star_trek/star_trek-tlr1_1080p.mov

^ that is though
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post well, last time I looked earlier it said 15 minutes to go

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF does GC mean?
?????
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post glassius cockus

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post george carlin?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post gubbed chimpanzee

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post giant cucumber

(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post gaseous chinaman

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ginormous clitoris

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post global conspiracy

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post get cunted

(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post WINNAR

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post If people keep posting this
can I keep posting my version?

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UschjUp-Ioc
 (Cap'n, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
And while there's a part of me

In that guy you've seen

Up there on that screen

I am so much more
 (BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay.

(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be sticking a NSFW on that
due to the ads and banners.

Cheers :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The Killers
If the Sport rates them, then that is good enough for me!

It might be just me, but I find them to be turgid, morose soft metal, annoying, anodyne (I'm not looking for synonyms, this is off-the-cuff) pseudo-contemplatory (is that a word?) irritating, Meatloaf-imitating, teeny-rock-cock-wishy-washy-dribble!

Don't get me started on Kid Rock.
 (I helped save b3ta! SnackyOx Who? What? Whang?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i liked them
when they played with guitars
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely lovely

(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:15, Reply)
This is a link post Boxing Fail
Monte Barrett runs all the way to the ring then tries a Prince Naseem Style rope jump...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post AHhaha, EPIC FAIL
I watched this t'other night, Haye fucked him up good.

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome entrance
he might have wanted to practice it a little though, you know, tweak any weak bits and all that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard the fight on the radio.
This isn't a Naseem style entrance though.

Still, epic fail - much like the fight. Hayes destroyed him
 (I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I wish he'd started crying like a little girl.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The real rope - o - dope !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and Setanta missed it happening.
This is why sky sports rocks and setanta is shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh i thought i didnt see it on saturday night

(PieEater, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post I bought this DVD the other day....


It's Curtis Magee "Ireland's No1 Singer". Wonder what Bono would have to say about that.

Honestly this is not a joke. He's really popular in Ireland. People actually pay money for this shit.

*realises i paid money for this shit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post All i can add to this is:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9xuXQjxMM
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just crying out
for a gabba remix
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i did a video remix
if you are interested in that sort of thing:
www.b3ta.com/links/Curtis_Magee_remix
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!
Probably works better than gabba too.
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post he makes Wayne Rooney look passable
the guy looks like a sprout!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Maddie's dad
...and if you should see her...
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The blonde in the black dress..
..she's mine. Fight amonst yourselves for what's left.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post you can have her
dibs on the gray haired beut in the blue striped dress
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me alot
Of that gay gameshow host/singer on Father Ted, Owen MacLove wasn't it?
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That is one of the best things
that I have ever seen in my life. I am inspired by this in so many ways.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of him
and i'm here.. in Ireland, being all Irish!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me
They're all spazzed off their tits on e
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah man in pink shirt and sunglasses, fucking smacks it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Talking bean / puppy thing
it's Japanese of course.....i think she's eating Natto at the beginning which is infected soy apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_o
Has some babbies
itrocks.biteus.org/index.php?tag=top-10
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a link post Baby P - the J pop version
A rather woosome Punk/ electro/ pop band from Japan called Plus Tech squeeze box made a song years ago called Baby P.

Its all i can think of when they mention it on the news. Rather jolly, no?

Its a fan made video by the way, so ignore that. Just listen to the ragtime goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They were one of the bands
on Adam and Joe Do Tokyo. An excellent band indeed!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yuss indeed.
Got both their albums innit
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah! That's where I know the name from. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post The Bandwidth of Ejaculation NSFW
Prolly GC, but edutainment nonetheless.
NSFW if your boss can't stand medical terms.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post supposing you're stuck with a 3.5" floppy?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
tip your waitresses, i'm here all week
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Cooking mama spoof NSFW
A lovely game of mutilation and cooking for Peta about how evil meat is. enjoy
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking lovely meat
Had salad for lunch and I'm really craving a burger now...

Edit: I'm disappointed I didn't have to kill it. Is that because they're worried I might consider that fun?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post what I don't understand
is why they tried to make eggs look so evil

why the fuck did blood and feathers come out of them
 (The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn that's made me hungry

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post great fun!
PETA can fuck right off
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nyomm, nyomm. Just gutted and skinned a massive hare... extra Nyomm, Nyomm.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post TWAT DJ on Wish FM in Wigan
Have a listen to this knob, I can only imagine he's having to clear his desk right now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post toe-curlingly bad
a bit like this fool interviewing Hardeep Singh Kohli

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sVS9yNQFMag
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Im from Wigan and I cant stand listening to that radio station
Nearly all local radio DJs are twats
 (PieEater, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a great idea for a TV Show
Get all the wacky, crazy "local" DJ's, get them all on an island in the middle of nowhere.

No tasks, no prize. They just go about doing their normal shows on this island. Then the producers set the whole thing on fire.

And don't even film it, just film everybody else's reaction.

I'd tune in every bastard week.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was pretty bad
what a twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god :(
I bet that sports newsreader is dying for another job.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
she could just make up some sexual harrasment story now and get believed by anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaw dropping
Just... unbelievable.

I mean, what the shuddering fuck?

Hope he's gone for this. Jesus.
 (simon shitting mason, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a link post I love tilt-shift
I know it's fairly old news now, but I can't get enough of these photos.A lot of them remind me of Thomas the Tank Engine for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The vids at the bottom are ace
it looks like really edtailed stop motion
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see
tilt-shift porno!
 (I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a link post 'shoot a few & if that doesn't work shoot a few more'
shooting kids
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I whole-heartedly endorse this message!
(the bit about shooting kids I mean)
 (I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a link post Guy discovers a few bees in his bbq
Guy commits massacre.
 (mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post scroll down about 9 links dude

(I helped save b3ta! gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post pssst!
Look down about 4 posts...
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post oopsie
that'll be why it didn't come up as gc.
 (mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post small stuff photography
pretty neat
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. If you like microphotography check these out as well
micro.magnet.fsu.edu/index.html

www.microscopyu.com/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post Glitter's bedroom NSFW
Could be slightly dodgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post too old
lol.. er, how did you find this? hahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And by dodgy you mean
find the nearest exit and use it!

Good, if worrying, find.
Have a click
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post Christmas Novelty Songs
Can someone explain what "I'll Do You Like A Truck" means, and why its a reference to a "truck" because I'm confused.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF???
Would many times though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Young Scamp,
sit down, there's something you should know.

When a man and a woman love each other very much, sometimes they choose to express that love by 'doing each other like a truck'.

No I don't really know what it means either.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post aw thanks Dad
but I don't understand how the dance and the reference to a truck go together?

Here's my thoughts;

a) Because a truck is big and hard, and dangerous?

b) Its a reference for going up the brown - ie. a truck ramming you from behind, you (the girls in question) are in a small car, say a Mini or even a Smart Car.

c) Dumper Truck. Same as b)

d) "Dumps like a truck, truck truck" from the huge Sisqo hit "Let Me See Your Thong" seems to reference a behind *again*

Maybe the singer in question, Geo Da Silva, is actually singing about gaining his *brown wings* ?
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I would think all of the above
with the added bonus of English being a second language - appropriate slang tends to go out the window somewhat.

I can tell you one thing though, I am pretty sure I would not want to be done 'like a truck' - doesn't sound like the gentlest or most tender of actions really.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No I don't think I'd like to be "done" like a truck
Maybe "doing" like a truck is the better position to be in.

The actions the girls are doing would suggest they are able to do it like a truck too - which is getting even more confusing.

Another thing I've noticed, the man singing has the biggest Moobs I've even seen. Maybe having man breasts helps you to get it done like a lorry?
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

BERSERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK

BERSERKER

I quite like Clerks
(Cap'n, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I just noticed that.
I am on my way to being the proud owner of a pair myself, and i'm not feeling particularly truck-like yet.

The girls are confusing, yes. I feel its best to ignore things I don't understand, such as politics and SCIENCE.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The dude has noticable tits!
I think he's hiding in all those girls to try and make his tits less conspicuous.
...your honour
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post channel 5 had a documetary a few months ago
about gentlemen that have relationships with their cars.

It involved winky/exhaust pipe mergers I recall.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)

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