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I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I wouldn't have accepted that spider either.
Maybe a drawing of a tiger, but not a spider.
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Soured On Beer and given to claims, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25,
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That did
make me chuckle
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:38,
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It sold for £10K on ebay!
www.b3ta.com/links/247551
EDIT:
Ooops, that'll be $10Kusd
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Darklord, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:48,
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I think this has been posted on here before.
And I'm sure someone will shout GC at you and possibly insult you. It is however a lovely way to pay for an outstanding bill.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:54,
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^ this but glassier
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:06,
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^ this but cockier
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:30,
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This was in the latest newsletter.
It is funny, mind.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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I love my Juggernaught
Another irish singer.
This is 100% Serious. Not a parody or a clip from father ted.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:22,
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Yay!
*sings along*
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Darklord, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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They can go in the OPPOSITE direction as well in Ireland
*Warning*----- EXTREMELY NSFW!!!!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CBCQ7CkNUGs
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:38,
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if ireland
didn't exist, no-one would believe you if you made it up
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:07,
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Hahaha!
That's fantastic :D
Reminds me of "My Lovely Horse"
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Monty Propps, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:23,
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It is a parody.
Richie Kavanagh is a comedy singer. He had a no 1 hit in Ireland about 10 years ago, with "Aon Focal Eile", solely due to the fact that "focal" is pronounced "Fuck all".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wt-EQI2aU
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:53,
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The V.D. Song
NSFW
It's a pity it's over too fast, but this vid made me smile. Not sure if SFW.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:17,
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Kebab Van game
Nice little management sim game with kebabs :)
Search says it hasn't been posted before.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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loving it!
21958
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:45,
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that is fucking ace!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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that's great
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:18,
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that is an awesome game
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:55,
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Yay!
(throws away old tape of 'Lemonade Stand')
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:00,
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just some pics
I made this!
www.monstapress.com
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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Good work
*clicks*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:51,
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Mail Order Drug Dealer
A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.
Brilliant!!!!!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:09,
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whirledbank.org
fun. maybe
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:03,
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haha
this is quite good
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:44,
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60's Belgian Jazz Doctor Who (Bill Bailey)
Probably GC, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard (saw it for the first time yesterday)
L'enemie, il s'appele Davros, le capitain des Daleks.
Il est demi-Dalek et demi-homme; incroyable!
Il veut controller le monde, toujours controller le monde.
Il se leve le matin, il veut controller le monde.
Apres le petit-dejeuner, il veut controller le monde.
Incroyable!
direct link if it isn't available/won't embed
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custard, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 6:00,
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and another one bites the dust
...
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:26,
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Hahahaahaha
BUSTED!
Nice find, have a Click-Woo-Yay!
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Darklord, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:56,
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Quite a mover for a big guy.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:50,
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I am only viewing the preview frame.... but...
dat ain't no guy!
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:21,
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I have NEVER
been so turned on
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bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 5:09,
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I have NEVER
been so turned off. It's all shrivelled up and gone back up inside me.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:39,
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the thumbnail is enough to put me off
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 9:56,
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Wouldn't
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Darklord, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:15,
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MOOEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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Is it male or female?
Either a large female with small breasts or else (and even more scary) a large male with large moobs.
WTF?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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I don't care
DO NOT WANT
Hello!
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Beejay Proper old bastard, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:17,
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South Park Musical - A new movie
I made this!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are watching a trailer for a new movie.
This is South Park in High School Musical 3.
A whole new movie!
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wonderwizard, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:32,
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That episode of South Park is fucking awesome-o!
Welcome to B3ta!
Nice 1st post, very nice! :D
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 8:41,
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A 7-Legged Spider on eBay
$10,000.00(usd)!! This has to be a b3taian? :-)
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Darklord, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:02,
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I recognise the spider from this email exchange
franksemails.com/pics/spider-payment/
which appeared on links recently, but no idea where it started off originally
If he gets that 10K, I'll eat my hat
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:27,
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The original link is here
www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
Some other good stuff on the site and you can now buy "official" spider mugs and that.
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Stocksie, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:35,
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Who was it that posted
the original email exchange where the guy was trying to pay a bill with that spider? It was either here or on the OT board last week.
This was the link in the original post:
people.msoe.edu/~gormand/canihavemyspiderbackot3.gif
I think it's pretty funny that the joke has been carried this far.
Edit: looks like Lemon beat me to the punch there.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 3:30,
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good find
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awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:18,
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Gosh
that's very pretty.
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Cap'n, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:14,
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cheers
its on youtube as well uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLAV4sdVtk cheers for the trek trailer.
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rabbit_portal, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:16,
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Spacey . . . Drifty . . . Nicely !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:58,
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Hah, that's ace.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:53,
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Gorgeous
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 4:48,
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ooo nice
very swish
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mutated monty, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:18,
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beautiful! duly clicked
*also if anyone can tell me how to embed vimeo on the links board i'd be most grateful...the embed code seems too long for the url box? thx*
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espionagebob, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:07,
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embed
Heya, I just copied and pasted the code. It seemed too work straight away.
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rabbit_portal, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 3:45,
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that would...
go very well with a modest mouse record
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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Maybe one day
they will hire me. :)
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rabbit_portal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:43,
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that was
gorgeous! well done ;)
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KnackerDwarf, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 19:03,
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cheers all
cheers all. if you have a mine give it a vote on youtube.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QQLAV4sdVtk
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rabbit_portal, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:44,
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How to make a customs official laugh
doubt it'll work, but it made me smile
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:49,
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i trust you, not much laughing will be done...
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Lord_Munkee, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:02,
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Wank
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BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:19,
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No thanks,
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:25,
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not literal
honest
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BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:35,
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, Hank, take it to the bank
*whistles ditty*
/claims £20 for generous donation
/spends £19 on dry cleaning of best suit.
/fuckssake
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:37,
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I've had an idea for a machine like this
it's like an exercise bike, only it's got wheels and you can use it to travel on. I'm going to call it the EXERDEFOLGICK 9000. Does anyone want to invest?
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krang, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:43,
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On yer bike!
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:36,
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Or you could just go jogging ...
Less money, same result!
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Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:10,
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haha
I always wanted one of those
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:17,
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Haha
is that for real?
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orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:33,
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WANT !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 2:56,
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Quote - "FIRST MEN-POWERED TREADMOBILE"
At first glance I thought what a fucking stupid statement - but now I've pondered on it a little, in this guys head, it actualy makes perfect sense.
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OldWhit, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 7:58,
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WOW IT CAN OVERTAKE A PORSCHE!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 13:23,
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^ This
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 18:08,
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Curtis Magee remix
I made this!
Thanks to Mr Gomez for the inspiration. Imagine what could be done with the whole DVD...Keep an eye out for the guitar solo at 1.40 ish (apols if youtube mucks up the beatsyncing)
Original thread at www.b3ta.com/links/I_bought_this_DVD_the_other_day
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:30,
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nicely done!
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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Great stuff
Thoroughly enjoyed that.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:47,
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That was grand!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:35,
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Thanks all
I found another vid of his on youtube so tomorrow I will be presenting Curtis Magee vs Cypress Hill.
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:07,
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I came
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BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:26,
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oh bugger
you beat me to it!
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moogy boobles, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:41,
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The old guy in the pink shirt...
...How gangsta?!
*Clicks*
:¬)
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:42,
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I COULD'VE FARTED THAT IN!
Brian Blessed snooker commentary.
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moltenretriever, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:29,
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Excellent
I'd never seen that before!! :D
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 21:44,
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I absolutely adore that man
Never ceases to raise a smile!
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Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14,
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:D
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19,
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Our Brian, who art in Heaven,
Blessed be thy name.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52,
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You may have a point with this one
I certainly feel more stupid for having watched it.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:13,
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Vaccines cause the need for vaccines that cause the endless hoop . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:23,
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If only it was true
I'd feel better about being a retard.
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BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:24,
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Would you like to know the immediate reason why all of that is bollocks?
IQ score is based on an average. A person of average intelligence gets an IQ score of 100. If the population is 'dumbing down', you would still see the same number of people with an IQ of 100. If we're seeing more people with lower IQ, this means the bell curve of IQ must be widening, and so we must be seeing either; i: more people with higher IQ's; or ii: The top 1% getting higher.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 1:18,
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"and we have this mass of people who will believe anything their told because they can't really think clear"
a bit like that video then huh? pfft
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:03,
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Flamethrower
NSFW
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. No.
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mutster101 fell over, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:27,
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lol
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Lord_Munkee, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:29,
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MY EYES!
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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crikey
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DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:42,
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Jeez-oh!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:48,
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That's one hot cock!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:53,
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OH THANK GOD
I thought I was the only one.
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BobLog, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 0:27,
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Isketch anyone?
B3ta room as usual!
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 18:41,
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hell yes!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 19:06,
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