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This is a link post While on the subject of Christmas...
...this is my favourite.

I've been singing it since August though...

He's the Mexican Elvis...El Vez...geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post A lovely christmas song NSFW
by The Hives & Cyndi Lauper (NSFW cos its a bit sweary)
(Kammy, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post not nearly as good as this:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXXttM-tSk
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post she still looks amazing
far better than Madonna...who stole Cyndi's look.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post who is madonna?
oh! gappy-dog-face...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i heard she's on that BNP list

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think most of us are
and our pets too.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this real or a mashup?
Either way where can I get it? its ace!!!
 (Stevie_McHaggis ....Probably The Best DJ In The World, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Vs. Star Trek - DMP Edition I made this!
A little sci-fi mashup video I made last week.
(Pho3nixius, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely done there :)
great work, and lovely touch at the end
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
Couldn't help but notice your FP with the James Bond product placement joke!

All the more hilarious because I had worked on a video game recently and had a crapload of problems dealing with all the product placement issues. Coke: Zero is evil man!
 (Pho3nixius, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe, ta :)
/sounds like you have a pretty good job as well
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely superb!
Great idea and execution, nice ending too :-)

A+++ would watch again
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post they'll be in the post tomorrow,
I've had a few delays, but you will get season 4 as well ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
excellent work sir. have a click
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
thats fantastic
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely wonderful :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely Brilliant
I doff my cap to you, sir
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha....
the first few seconds are absolutely priceless.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Nicely! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me weep salty tears of joy
thank you so much!
 (I helped save b3ta! ^, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That is nice and silly
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cocking ace!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post This
^
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Great!

(Jake-of-all-Trades, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post you have produced a work of true beauty :)
I won't list all the good things about it, as it speaks for itself :)
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking ace work!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome work :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome stuff.
This is brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post hehehehe
terrible band alert.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my fucking lord!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post On the other hand, this is is positively awesome compared to the
Final Countdown cover on here a few weeks ago. I've never heard anything so bad. Ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that this one?
I just saw it....

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear god!
My ears, My Ears!

It starts off awful, and you think it can't actually get any worse. Yet it does. Much.

Yep, that's the one
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well, i feel better about myself all of a sudden.
;)
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post YIKES
whats up with that bass?? man...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And still no-one has mentioned the hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ive seen much worse...
sadly ;)

it was when i looked at my arse in a mirror though...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post christ!
I've never heard or seen so much effort going into something so fucking awful in all my life. It ticks nearly all the boxes on the uncool list. No:1 of course being 'owning a yellow guitar'
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nano-Nucleonic_Cyborg_Summoning
Look at that tracklisting! It's like early Carcass, but all serious, like.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nano-Nucleonic_Cyborg_Summoning
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Wyld Stallyns!
I was expecting Rufus to turn up with a time machine.
 (lolwhites, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post Rejected TV Pilot for 'Poochinski'
in which a streetwise tough talking cop is killed and reincarnated as a streetwise tough talking dog.

Seriously - I would watch this - Fluke is an ace film and this is very similar.

No? Just me then....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
That looks absolutely shocking!

I do love Peter Boyle though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he was actually reincarnated as a bulldog

(I helped save b3ta! krang, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 118118 could not answer this question.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
"Look at me. I'm a Dog."
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I have somehow entirely missed the existence of this.

*bookmarks for later watchy*
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that was quite interesting *click*
HYPERMAX INTERNET-SUPER-HIGHWAY

'°º®µ.: woot :.µ®º°'

they forgot to mention the italian internet scourge though...
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I remember this. I haven't watched it yet but I remember Douglas's love of Hypercard stacks etc
I actually emailed him while I was at Uni asking for a job at The Digital Village and had a brief exchange of a few back and forth. He was one of the best.

I got a wonderfully apt message in my browser that the mp4 file of this from google video will take 11 hours and 45 minutes to download. Ah, yes I remember dial-up too and really waiting over 12 hours for things to download, knowing that it just took one crash of IE or Windows as a whole to end it all in misery and have to start again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 22:51, Reply)
This is a link post Live Tapeworm eggs for sale
"Ideal for weight loss or hilarious pranks"

gads
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
only the other day I was wondering where I could get a tape worm to aid my dieting. But now I know these come from human feces I think I'll pass.
 (drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
when you try to buy them, it says the 'Colonel' in charge has been reassigned and your request has been submitted to the KGB :P
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post turn pic into 3D image
this lookes pretty cool.

also: glitter again lolz
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post cant actually access the service though
has it gone bust?
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Glittery goodness
I'm guessing this was created by some sick B3ta bastard*. If so, can someone tell the Register who they *should* credit?

*a compliment
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post My first foray into the funny name corner...


I wouldn't use them. You ask for a house and they forget to do the floors or something, course, you could always forget to pay them. Ho hum.

EDIT: I found this looking for a comic a b3tan did called "the amazing alzheimers brothers". Anyone know who it was?
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post well it is a real name.
but its still funny i guess. not the disease though... i know someone with it and it really is sad, its especially horrible if you knew the person before they ended up that way. :/
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
My grandma had it. That was pretty awful and the fact that I might get it scares the heeby jeebies out of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, a horrible thought.
but anyway, it is a very amusing funny name in the context! :)
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post How To Lose Your Best Friend I made this!
well, not strictly true, I didn't make this, but its my band.. I'm not in the video either, it was shot in Guatemala, but because everyone enjoyed the last couple of videos I made (Physical Energy / Not The Man You Think I Am) I thought I'd post this too.

The film makers are working on an interactive version so you can follow 3 or 4 other people around, and hopefully find out what is going on.. and what is in that bag.

Playing live at the Water Rats in London on the 15th December if anyone wants to come.
(Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
Also, hurrah, I played at Water Rats back when I was a youngster. Great venue, great times :)

It's a shit business.
 (I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet its penny sweets
!
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post watching the news
it might be a bit of pick'n' mix and the keys to Woolies
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:21, Reply)
This is a link post Words can't explain... NSFW
There is also a child crying in the backgroung to add to the sexually charged atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What
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 (simon shitting mason, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The
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 (simon shitting mason, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Shuddering
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 (simon shitting mason, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
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 (simon shitting mason, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaaaaa
Now I won't die knowing I've not seen a toad give head to an ape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
I almost cried....
 (Jake-of-all-Trades, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Some monday cheer for you:
George Harrison sings the Pirate Song.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Top!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I never saw Rutland Weekend TV
I feel deprived
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Diarrhea remix I made this!
A remix of the Japanese dancey, dancey, learn english TV show thing.

I did the tune ages ago and then wWonchop just showed me this.
 (I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!!!
Full of Diarrhea goodness!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff,
I'd watch out though, the makers seem to have had most of the original clips taken down, they may try the same with this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
It took me 10 minutes to realise that animation looped, you bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one for the pile
;D
 (Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Man finds graffiti, contacts person who its about.
Have we seen this yet. Its rather entertaining.
spang.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i like this, i really do
 (I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant
Wonder if M Khan is on Facebook as well?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post i hear that he's bent

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "pissed or drunk"
aren't pissed and drunk the same thing!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 16:37, Reply)
This is a link post US football coach talks about love
it's better than i make it sound. rather than berating and yelling at his players he talks about love and stuff. he was a player himself once. also likes god but that doesn't detract from this in any way. he seems a cool bloke. also the pink faced interviewer is hilarious. the theme here is redefining masculinity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post He reminds me of my old hockey coach.
We lost nearly every game but we were always the better team.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
A interesting great philosophy and technique.
Nice find, have a click *
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks matey
.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post Quite Amusing
I did a search for "Where does Christ On A Bike Come From" and this popped up.
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post this is what the interweb was made for
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post This is what Im having for chrissy dinner!!!
WARNING!!! Veggies and Vegans, do not click!!

Ummmmmm, bacon-wrapped turducken!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yum!!!
That sounds so nice....

That's Yule dinner sorted!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Topped off with a nice bacon Yule Hog...sorry Log

(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I will certainly produce a few logs
after munching my way through that!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I just loved the website
Daily Updates on the sweet, sweet world of Bacon.

Lunacy :D
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Kerry Katona after she's been flayed

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a meat eater, but that is just tooooo much!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Co1Ecv_8g
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
turd
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that looks amazing!
 (I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post Classy gal isn't impressed with Obama NSFW
Bonus: tries to get her daughter involved, too.
(largoembargo ???, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you all think?
Crack or Meth?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 6:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
I have to work :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post she is very 'special'

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh.....
So that's what Dekionplexis looks like.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post arf

(driverchris, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
quality
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post what an utterly repulsive woman.
I feel a bit sick.
what a moron.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for your...
confused, paranoid and barely coherent opinion. Now kindly fuck off and teach your equally worthless child to swear. And eat some pie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha
hahahahaaha

b3ta is really making me larf today. thanks everyone, shite week at work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's it, get the kid involved too.
What a fucking tool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
I don't envy Obama's job. To hell with bodyguards, he's going to need an army of forcefield-creating psychic ninjas to ward off the all the racists and crazies and morons.
 (Cap'n, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

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