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This is a link post Dickin's Cider (Audio ONLY) NSFW
Spoof Commercial. NSFW & not sure if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruined by the laughter.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post i don't know about you guys
but i find this interesting. It's a world map and shows you current emergency and disaster information. Quite scary the amount of earthquakes and volcano activity world wide
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently there is a biological hazard quite close to my house
and I didn't even realise.
 (augsav, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post If your worried about the Melbourne one as well
apparently its locust.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post oh :(
thats not very exciting
 (augsav, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting
Although I would like to find out just what bio hazard is hanging over Melbourne at the moment. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:45, Reply)
This is a normal post We tried using this at work
but we found it rather unreliable and not updated quick enough. It's source appears to be news articles rather than government or state emergency services.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you do for work that requires this sort of info and so up to date?
Im pretty sure your right about it being updated by news. The locust thing was being talked about on the radio in Melbourne last night (Aussie morning).
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! I don't know why it made me laugh but if you click on an emergency
it has the lists of stuff and the number of deaths actually says "Number of deads"

It just tickled me a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post number of deads!
hahahah
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:20, Reply)
This is a link post Hunting Fail
Lioness gets beaten up by her dinner.

Could be a bit glassy as it has been viewed rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks almost like she got spooked by something
and was busy being alert
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post probably a german tourist taking a poo
or putting his towel on one of the male lions.
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Tom and Jerry Christmas - With real animals!
Found this following fluffeh links...as advertized (American for ronseal)
(Herboy has a Bacon number of 3, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post silly git
americans spell it with an "s" :-)

this was cute though. i can't imagine the logistics of allowing a mouse to run around your living room, even in the name of film...
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post rats make quite good pets
they even come when called (and/or hungry) about the same responsiveness as cats.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I can definitely attest to the awesomeness of rats as pets
also chinchillas
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
rats are cool as. shame i cant have any cos my cat would be very interested in them...
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Rat
Jerry is now a rat!
 (gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Queen's 2008 Christmas Message
This video implies at certain points that the Queen, is a lizard..no really.

That aside it was made by NuffRespect, a great dude, so I'm obliged to post it all over.

Have fun.

And no, I don't believe that lizard shit.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post EPIC FAILURE 2 I made this!
Just in time for the holidays. This skit was so bad it was thrown out by all late night American tv talk shows.
(rizzivision, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop posting shit things that you know are shit

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh rizz oh rizzilly bizzle
oh how my heart does drizzle
with sorrow and ache and pain
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post God damn it
you are so shit with your shit face you shit
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You know how some shit things can be funny in a ironic way...
You are not.

You are just very shit indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post cocking cock sucker...
cock off cock features...
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a link post Wooden Spoon Prank
Sweet as bro!
(gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hhahhhahhha
ace
.click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post whats good about it
is it that fact that it's all acted out to advertise some shit drink ?
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I read about this trick the other day
Good to see it being put into practise :D
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Managed to do this at university a couple of times.
We had to stop when our competitive friend's mouth started bleeding.

To this day he still thinks he won.
 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post COCK WEE EXPERIMENT

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I snorted water whilst a sprog snorted whiskey once
except that i was snorting water.

And I had to give up in the end, because he was going to die.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
wooden spoons FTW *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post back in the day when children could be abused
my teacher-Uncle used to play this with his more disruptive pupils.

He's pretty awesome.
 (gorecki, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a link post Drinking PSA (New Zealand)
swingers
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Activity ideas
Cheers - always after new ways to entertain the kids ;)
 (gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's ridiculously depressing
*opens beer*

*throws mate's baby*

*shames*
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 3:29, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH!!
*We've all been there*


Haven't we?



Eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 5:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH!
I know this ad, I have to run out of the room when it comes on, I HATE it :(
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Unintentionally comical.
BEWARE!

EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL CAN CAUSE BABY THROWN AT BOOKCASE TRAUMA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post 45 Vintage visions of the future
Covers from popular Mechanics. Spot the inventions that really got made. (not many)
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post These pics are great. A fine resource.
Dozens of 'em! Practically every single one is ace, 'shoppable and yet hilarious on its own.

Excellent post. Badly needs example pic!
*clix*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ere you go

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post no bridge!
what is this, an extremely realistic drawing or something? s'not real!
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post top link
thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
can you spot the fatal flaw in this design?:
wellmedicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/29.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hah! ouch!
I like this one, where the fan is so powerful that it has frozen an eagle mid-flight.
wellmedicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/10.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
He didn't outguess the Red Demon.
 (Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That would go backwards, surely?
Also...I swear the robot on one of the covers was in Futurama...but can't remember which episode.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My exact thoughts!

(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
ever heard of a "pusher" prop?

lack of safety cage is tres worrying though!
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers fella!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers fella!
Easily my fave link all week. Top stuff!
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post classic.
im a huge 50's sci-fi fan and i just love the attitudes of the "atomic age". great link indeed!
 (JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
So much cool stuff and just in time for Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a link post Cock Ham
What can I say? It's ham in the shape of a cock.
 (Monkeychimp, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweeny Todds butchery department...
Only at Tesco....
.
.Every little h.........
.
^is sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post More cat - with ambient music
For some reason, the music reminds me of Blue Jam, but juxtaposed with the visuals of a floofy cat sleeping, it makes for rather odd viewing...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Cat plays fetch

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post cat is made of win!
mine are far too lazy but my dads cat chases screwed up lottery tickets. ONLY screwed up lottery tickets mind.

EDIT: Music is NOT made of win.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, music is not made of win,
My boyfriend's mother's cats like scrunched up till recipts and nothing else.
The little cat (emphasis on little, she's still sort of kitten-sized) likes to sleep in the box of shredded newspaper/paper recycle box.
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You truly are
the queen of floof links!

here is my cat enjoying b3ta
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yO-Cn27LwiQ
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww, lully

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post my godfathers cat
will only fetch the silver paper from the top of cigarette packets.
Having said that, I've just realised that my cat's cue for full-on bonkers play fighting is when I glare and wobble my head at him. Cue saucer eyes and jumping.
Cats are fantastically mental.
 (niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet fluffy one too...
Here is my cat doing the same: www.b3ta.com/links/252419 I want to teach him more tricks... but I'm too lazy :(
 (crowcrow - wasting domain names since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post MMMMMMmmmmm I made this!
Second thanksgiving because we want more turkey

11.3 Kg turkey

Add 1kg bacon

Halfway done



Fixed links
 (I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "You do not have permission to view the images in this category. "
Hmph.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Link fail!
Can't see what your linking to unless logged in :(
 (gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you aren't registered
on the Guardians of Veeshan Gallery Message Board?

no, me neither!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Log in required.
it isn't a turbaconducken by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
no duck or chicken, as i hate most poultry
 (I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post THERE'S A BACON TODAY WEB SITE??????
YOU.

HAVE.

MADE.

MY.

DAY!!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Hell, that looks tasty
Tasty tasty Turkey, surrounded by tasty tasty bacon. Full of tasty goodness.

I approve of recipes involving bacon, well done
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What is a "thanksgivings"?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:24, Reply)
This is a link post Wardrobe Jumping
WTF!?

I particularly like the Gold Chunky Medallion option. And check out the dudes hair! :P
 (gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
*clicks*

*in a "70's sex offender" kind of a way.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post this training would come in
handy with my surprise sex routine
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to see video.
.googles.

Edit: google video searched wardrobe descending and all i got was this video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=wardrobe+descending&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Bukkit?

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha cool
*wants*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post This illustrator is making skrillah from drawing a gnop
i might buy that print and hang it on my wall
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! pipe refrence!
Still wish I knew the technique of how to do this on photoshop.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh and the nes pas pipe influence
top
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The cheeky maloop

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post where is...
duke of prunes these days?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post That tree looks normal - G.C.
Still looks normal...
Still looks normal...
Still looks normal...
Still looks normal...
SWEET SHIVERING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Answer= Web Worms
Posted over two years ago, so officially G.C.
 (badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeeeeeeuuuugh
I wonder how long that bike had been parked there?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post seems to be down
mirror?
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Teh Fear
This will be giving me nightmares for months to come... Argh!
 (I helped save b3ta! SnackyOx Who? What? Whang?, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Tasty?
Where's all the birds? I would have thought it would be a mega banquet for our feathered friends?!
 (gringogav is feeling kinda SPARTAAAAA!!!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly
Unless they're poisonous to predators...in which case why don't these things cover the Earth?
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post you might also like these - though they are poisonous
facultyweb.cortland.edu/fitzgerald//PineProcessionary.html
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the caterpillar-bum-on-a-stick bit
that's my favourite.
 (edhead, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck my Christ....
*shudder*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Retro geek material?
I might get one of these...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a bike.
Have you seen the price?

$1200!!

I'd like one - but not that much.
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and they'll still get crumbs all over them

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm building one at the moment...
The amount of work it's taking, that's not far off the right price!
 (dieselmonkey, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a link post Barclay card are CUNTS! (Parody) I made this!
And here are the commercials................

Barclaycard, its all great fun then we drop you in it!
(bangbangbang, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha great post
more like this please!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post top work that man

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post These are both very good.
Did you really make them? I don't mean that to sound like I'm doubtful, I'm just impressed!

Welcome!

ps maybe don't post 2 in a row though?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hey t0ria
Yeah, I know back to back adverts maybe bit of overkill your right.

Yeah I made them, well obviously the crappy bits stuck in the originals with either old footage or my own crappy filmed stuff.
 (bangbangbang, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post They're ace!
Nice work :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post post as many as you want they're funny

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always thought...
I've always thought that the original advert was extremely creepy...

All that would be needed to make it's true meaning clear would be to darken the colour balance some, add an appropriately ominous soundtrack, and have a group of uniformed officers frogmarch the man into the tube for disposal...
 (Mishfish, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post big chuckles!
Can't see this lasting online but good stuff!
 (KnackerDwarf, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post heh

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 22:35, Reply)

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