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This is a link post Wheres me F'King Sherry - The best Christmas Video ever!!! NSFW
BobNoxious had a Youtube hit last Christmas with FvCk OFF SANTA - and he is back this XMAS with a follow up!!
Animated by Callumations...

Woooo - I have a festive hard on
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post The That’s F*cking Stupid Dot Com Daily Mail Headline Generator (BETA, now with pictures) I made this!
Inspired by the truly wonderful Twat-o-Tron and the recent comp, here's a Daily Heil headline generator we knocked up, so to speak.

Any suggestions for more "things we like" and "things we don't like"?

Brought to you by the ranters and keyboard-thrashers at That's Fucking Stupid Dot Com
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not one mention of immigrants?!
Good though
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be improved by:
putting some mechanism in so that every tenth refresh pops up a real headline, see if anyone can tell the difference.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)
This is a link post Crazy Japenese Game show
Watch, its funny :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Description
Japanese Football with the players all wearing Binoculars. Not sure if it's GC or not, but it's been round the hills a few times!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The eyepieces
make everything appear upside down; no?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Its a video of Knut the bear and he is uber fluffeh!!!!
Story is a bit sad that goes with it but who cares when something looks this cute.

Best not to think of him ripping your face off which is what he would probably do now given half the chance.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww
thanks for that. made me smile.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely FULL of win!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cold blooded killer I tell you.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He has his own song you know
Oh, here it is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0MTAdkisM
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you get growth inhibiting hormones...
so he'll stay ickle forever? Once he gets bigger he'll own you
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Shatner Chat Show!
Sorry if this is old news, and I know you're all capable of reading BBC for yourselves, but this should be great...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be interesting to see an interview
with Kelsey Grammer. That man has had one hell of a troubled life.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be a good one, that.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *wikis*
his life hasn't been that bad
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you being serious?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
it's all about perspective, lots of shit things have happened to my friend.

(the reason i edited is cos her friend joel might see this and then i'll be in such shit)
if you noticed that is
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah,
he may not have had the worst life ever, but I would say that he has had a pretty shit life by any standards really!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i suppose so
it's all a matter of perspective really
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You cannot be serious
Dad... Murdered
Sister... Abducted then Murdered
Half-brother... Killed by a shark
Married three times
Drinks and drug abuse throughout his life, causing him to flip his car onto it's roof...


Nah you're right, sounds like another day in London!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well
i've got a friend who has had much worse things happen to her
or at least they're worse in my opinion
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post Has britney been goatseing
??????? bad shoppage, again from the mail.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ris
don't see it. clue please
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post look around the bum area.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post that blokes got a lovely top hat

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Also what appears to be hanging from britneys behind??

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post shit?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Between the cheeks.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I am starting to worry about you.
The amount of posts you seem to make from The Daily Mail's website leads me to one conclusion, and that is this:

YOU DO NOT FOOL US JULIE MOULT! WE STILL THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
Damn you you found me.
*scuttles back under slime covered rock*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But seriously,
how can you face reading so much of that hate filled rag?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I can see her breakfast

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post is that actually her piss flaps?
or just a bulge from her right arse cheek?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *awards quote of the day award*

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh!
why thankyou!

*glees*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not photoshopped
it's just her balls.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Ann Diamond GC action!
I assume this is Uber GC but that Daily Mail thing on the front page made me want to share these with the 4 people who havent seen them before, "I STOPPED PLAYING AFTER I WAS SET ON FIRE" "BAN THIS SICK FILTH!"

Its like Garry Glitter reviewing orphanages.

Sorry.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That is genius.
lol
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair i stopped playing jericho pretty soon after i played it also.
though that was because it was utterly shit mind...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thank fuck she reviewed it
it sounds utterly disgusting
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a link post My Little Apocalypse Pony
I'm going as a My Little Pony to a party on Saturday and am now determined to be Death pony :-)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I wish they were real toys.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, great

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post i bet youre going as lickety splits
EVERYBODY goes as lickety splits!

:)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post that's because she's the pinkest!
Everyone knows that :-)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Robot Chicken
For the win!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Pirates of the amazon
probably already posted, but good to know again - firefox add-on that adds a 'download for free' button (linking to piratebay torrents) for any search on amazon.com
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post very naughty, but very funny
I heart Pirate Bay
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post Anybody else see this as wrong or have I just been here too long...
Think I might get one though!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You've been here too long.
You need a nice cup of tea.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect you are probably right....
I'll get the kettle on.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post jizz?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Kay
*jizzes*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Another gem from the Daily Fail
some brilliant comments on this.

"This is an OUTRAGE! It's nothing short of sexual abuse of children. The people involved ought to be sacked at best, imprisoned at worst. How this country condones behaviour like this is disgusting. I say we need our Daily Mail to step up and force these perverts to accept their punishments. Disgraceful filth.

- John Wilson, Bradford, England"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
2 girls one cup in the second illustration?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno,
*looks again*
Does look a bit suspicious, maybe shes got a well hung black man in there.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah... 'tis Tubgirl

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post that's nothing, check out this unshopped gem on the BBC News front page:
/spoof, of course :)

damn that spoof site is good :)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.b3ta.com/links/253196
www.b3ta.com/links/253196
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a great site, isn't it :)
that made me chuckle above
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the irony that gets me.
Brilliant site, yes.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I lilke:
"Robert Peston

...begins to talk properly and less dramatically"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post i like
Isn't Lord Sainsbury in Labour clan I rest my case.

- Richard, England, 12/11/2008 14:20

like that has anything to do with it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I noticed that too
:)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god!
I need a T-shirt with these
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ^nice idea.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This was my fave response!
very inapprropriate! why not severly punish those responsible to set a precedent and example to deter others from fragrantly violating the inocence of vunerable and impressionable young children. why can't we protect our children from deviants, molestors and violence?

Damn Liberals and their fragrant violations! Coming over here, saying it's alright for boys to wear perfume and such!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^LOL!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Burn the publishers!
(this includes the Mail)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Franck Ribery and the Pink Panther
Advert for Nike using the ugliest footballer since Peter Beardsley.

I can't believe that someone got paid to make this.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i made it
weird that.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
he looks like an ogre
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post its pretty good
i think he was in an accident. should people who have been in accidents not be allowed to be in adverts ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franck_Rib%C3%A9ry
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a link post Australian Woman finds 14 snakes in her bedroom.
Ronseal.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
trouser snakes, the slag.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I love where she lives
I want to go to fannie bay. It sounds fun.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They have a 24 hour snake hotline.
I want a 24 hour snake hotline.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I want a 24 hour snake
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post 9 year old writes book of dating secrets.
Is working on book about the Watergate scandal.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, most useful for 9 year old boys
I would suggest:
1. Girls are not interested in warhammer, no, not even the sisters of battle.
2. Clench hard when you feel the need to fart. Do not laugh if it slips out.
3. Your nose is not a mid-face snack dispenser.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to disagree with point 3. It is, just not in public.

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This is a link post Rose Tinted BBC
Those daft artists
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"Ronaldo named Europe's top shouting player" made me laugh
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, I've just read on bbc breaking news that Gary Glitter has been run over by a tricyclist. lol

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this site is ace :)

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Regional American advert
Not sure if gc but I thought this was pretty cool.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This is older than time itself
But I love it, so I'll let you get away with it.

Ah said Fleamarket! Montgom-ry! It's jus' like, It's jus' like. A mini. Mall!
Heyhey!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
a mini mall. lol.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't stop...hey hey....let's make it...a dance!
Seen it so many times but it's still absolute gold.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine he gets a bit distracting when you're shopping

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like all the remixes of this on YT
Especially this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSU1eWRb1gU&feature=related
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:38, Reply)
This is a link post Bitch Slap - the movie. NSFW
I'm not sure if this is for real.....

NSFW just in case.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post likes this so much i changed my sig!
*clicky*
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If it is real
I'm gonna go see it :D
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1212974/
Looks pretty real to me.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3tan
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post There had better be nudey bits.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "Blow me! You Psycho Rug Muncher!"
I am going to endeavour to use that in conversation today.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ haha that was my fav line too!

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HAR!! HAR!!
"Giddy up horsey!!"
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinky likes you!
Looks like a badass modern version of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Ace!
By the way, take a closer look at those nuns, they're Xena and Gabrielle. From Xena.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post its like a big budget episode of charmed
theres also a film out called "donkey punch"...


!!! it makes me shake my head everytime i see it being uploaded for the billionth time on torrent sites. ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT HORRIBLE SEX.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin. Sorbo.
I think that says all we need to know about the plot.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I could only handle 15 seconds
Looks like a pile of Sh1te!
Like one of those 'Charlie's Angles' turnouts...
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post 'Nother web comc
Gosh darn I love these things. This one asks 'what if jesus had boobies'
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post This is not a test (well yes it is...sort of)
Im an engineer and i work offshore. I go offshore, plan and supervise drilling for oil and gas. Needless to say this is quite complicated - i mean you need at least a basic level of working human competency (i.e. being able to talk/ read/ send emails/ write daily reports etc). I am going to a new rig and therefore i must do some specific training. I have been advised by the training centre to do this before i show up...seriously guys, be careful as this is a test of all of your wits, knowledge and skills. My brian hirts!!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to 4 then it became to complicated...

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm lost
I keep missing the two, that damn dancing mouse is distracting me.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post did you
remember to hold the mouse still?
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I did
but the nasty little thing bit me.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Do not turn the mouse.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite line
for sure
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I cheated...
...and used my tablet :(
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i would like to add
the link for this was sent to me, via an email, in a word document which i then had to copy and paste into my web browser (i.e. not a working hyperlink) hmmmmmm - whomever made this certainly thought it through
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't go to the job
if this is what they consider training ;)
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how it flips at around 75
and becomes a complex battle of wits with your computor.

I actually feared for my life
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep trying to click lightly
but the mouse makes me SO DAMN ANGRY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

I'll just get my big brother to complete this level.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to 24
then didnt bother. It goes on for ages.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What rig are you going to?
I too work in this industry and we've just got a shiney new machine to play with!


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This is a normal post TILT SHIFT
Owwww thats a nice one, im off tae the clyde min! Norf Sea like! Shitty old rust bukkit i believe
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the Sevan Voyager
Oilexco's new badboy heading for North Sea now
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:54, Reply)

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