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Wheres me F'King Sherry - The best Christmas Video ever!!!
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BobNoxious had a Youtube hit last Christmas with FvCk OFF SANTA - and he is back this XMAS with a follow up!!
Animated by Callumations...
Woooo - I have a festive hard on
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bobslayer I Can't Hear You!!! EES, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:48,
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The That’s F*cking Stupid Dot Com Daily Mail Headline Generator (BETA, now with pictures)
I made this!
Inspired by the truly wonderful Twat-o-Tron and the recent comp, here's a Daily Heil headline generator we knocked up, so to speak.
Any suggestions for more "things we like" and "things we don't like"?
Brought to you by the ranters and keyboard-thrashers at That's Fucking Stupid Dot Com
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:47,
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Not one mention of immigrants?!
Good though
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Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:25,
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It would be improved by:
putting some mechanism in so that every tenth refresh pops up a real headline, see if anyone can tell the difference.
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beemoh, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:29,
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Crazy Japenese Game show
Watch, its funny :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:31,
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Description
Japanese Football with the players all wearing Binoculars. Not sure if it's GC or not, but it's been round the hills a few times!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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The eyepieces
make everything appear upside down; no?
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:28,
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Its a video of Knut the bear and he is uber fluffeh!!!!
Story is a bit sad that goes with it but who cares when something looks this cute.
Best not to think of him ripping your face off which is what he would probably do now given half the chance.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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awwww
thanks for that. made me smile.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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This is absolutely FULL of win!
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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It's a cold blooded killer I tell you.
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edhead, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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He has his own song you know
Oh, here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0MTAdkisM
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GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:17,
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Could you get growth inhibiting hormones...
so he'll stay ickle forever? Once he gets bigger he'll own you
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:24,
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Shatner Chat Show!
Sorry if this is old news, and I know you're all capable of reading BBC for yourselves, but this should be great...
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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It'll be interesting to see an interview
with Kelsey Grammer. That man has had one hell of a troubled life.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:58,
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Should be a good one, that.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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*wikis*
his life hasn't been that bad
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weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:19,
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Are you being serious?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:02,
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yes
it's all about perspective, lots of shit things have happened to my friend.
(the reason i edited is cos her friend joel might see this and then i'll be in such shit)
if you noticed that is
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weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:36,
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Well yeah,
he may not have had the worst life ever, but I would say that he has had a pretty shit life by any standards really!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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i suppose so
it's all a matter of perspective really
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weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:52,
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You cannot be serious
Dad... Murdered
Sister... Abducted then Murdered
Half-brother... Killed by a shark
Married three times
Drinks and drug abuse throughout his life, causing him to flip his car onto it's roof...
Nah you're right, sounds like another day in London!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:22,
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well
i've got a friend who has had much worse things happen to her
or at least they're worse in my opinion
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weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:27,
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Has britney been goatseing
??????? bad shoppage, again from the mail.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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ris
don't see it. clue please
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:52,
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look around the bum area.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:53,
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that blokes got a lovely top hat
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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Yes. Also what appears to be hanging from britneys behind??
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:55,
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shit?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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what?
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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:55,
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Between the cheeks.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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I am starting to worry about you.
The amount of posts you seem to make from The Daily Mail's website leads me to one conclusion, and that is this:
YOU DO NOT FOOL US JULIE MOULT! WE STILL THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:56,
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LOL!
Damn you you found me.
*scuttles back under slime covered rock*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:58,
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But seriously,
how can you face reading so much of that hate filled rag?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:01,
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I think I can see her breakfast
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:57,
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is that actually her piss flaps?
or just a bulge from her right arse cheek?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:37,
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*awards quote of the day award*
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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ooh!
why thankyou!
*glees*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:23,
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That's not photoshopped
it's just her balls.
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Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:12,
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Ann Diamond GC action!
I assume this is Uber GC but that Daily Mail thing on the front page made me want to share these with the 4 people who havent seen them before, "I STOPPED PLAYING AFTER I WAS SET ON FIRE" "BAN THIS SICK FILTH!"
Its like Garry Glitter reviewing orphanages.
Sorry.
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AngryCraig, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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That is genius.
lol
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:29,
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to be fair i stopped playing jericho pretty soon after i played it also.
though that was because it was utterly shit mind...
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JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:50,
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thank fuck she reviewed it
it sounds utterly disgusting
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pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:05,
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My Little Apocalypse Pony
I'm going as a My Little Pony to a party on Saturday and am now determined to be Death pony :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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Ah, I wish they were real toys.
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edhead, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:22,
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haha, great
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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i bet youre going as lickety splits
EVERYBODY goes as lickety splits!
:)
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JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49,
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that's because she's the pinkest!
Everyone knows that :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:14,
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Robot Chicken
For the win!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:28,
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Pirates of the amazon
probably already posted, but good to know again - firefox add-on that adds a 'download for free' button (linking to piratebay torrents) for any search on amazon.com
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:08,
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very naughty, but very funny
I heart Pirate Bay
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:20,
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Anybody else see this as wrong or have I just been here too long...
Think I might get one though!!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:52,
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You've been here too long.
You need a nice cup of tea.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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I suspect you are probably right....
I'll get the kettle on.
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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:06,
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jizz?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:10,
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'Kay
*jizzes*
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Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:15,
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Another gem from the Daily Fail
some brilliant comments on this.
"This is an OUTRAGE! It's nothing short of sexual abuse of children. The people involved ought to be sacked at best, imprisoned at worst. How this country condones behaviour like this is disgusting. I say we need our Daily Mail to step up and force these perverts to accept their punishments. Disgraceful filth.
- John Wilson, Bradford, England"
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35,
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Is that
2 girls one cup in the second illustration?
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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Dunno,
*looks again*
Does look a bit suspicious, maybe shes got a well hung black man in there.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:45,
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Nah... 'tis Tubgirl
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:47,
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that's nothing, check out this unshopped gem on the BBC News front page:
/spoof, of course :)

damn that spoof site is good :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:49,
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/253196
www.b3ta.com/links/253196
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:52,
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it's a great site, isn't it :)
that made me chuckle above
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:54,
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It's the irony that gets me.
Brilliant site, yes.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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I lilke:
"Robert Peston
...begins to talk properly and less dramatically"
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:09,
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i like
Isn't Lord Sainsbury in Labour clan I rest my case.
- Richard, England, 12/11/2008 14:20
like that has anything to do with it.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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Haha I noticed that too
:)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:17,
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Oh god!
I need a T-shirt with these
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Haz, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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^nice idea.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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This was my fave response!
very inapprropriate! why not severly punish those responsible to set a precedent and example to deter others from fragrantly violating the inocence of vunerable and impressionable young children. why can't we protect our children from deviants, molestors and violence?
Damn Liberals and their fragrant violations! Coming over here, saying it's alright for boys to wear perfume and such!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39,
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^LOL!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:04,
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Burn the publishers!
(this includes the Mail)
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:56,
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Franck Ribery and the Pink Panther
Advert for Nike using the ugliest footballer since Peter Beardsley.
I can't believe that someone got paid to make this.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:35,
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yeah i made it
weird that.
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my name is really Janet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:49,
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hahaha
he looks like an ogre
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:38,
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its pretty good
i think he was in an accident. should people who have been in accidents not be allowed to be in adverts ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franck_Rib%C3%A9ry
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connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:58,
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Australian Woman finds 14 snakes in her bedroom.
Ronseal.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:34,
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Yeah,
trouser snakes, the slag.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:36,
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I love where she lives
I want to go to fannie bay. It sounds fun.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:38,
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They have a 24 hour snake hotline.
I want a 24 hour snake hotline.
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Boog! Fire! Fire! The fair's on fire!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:30,
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I want a 24 hour snake
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miamistu snagglery, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:09,
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9 year old writes book of dating secrets.
Is working on book about the Watergate scandal.
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Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:31,
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haha, most useful for 9 year old boys
I would suggest:
1. Girls are not interested in warhammer, no, not even the sisters of battle.
2. Clench hard when you feel the need to fart. Do not laugh if it slips out.
3. Your nose is not a mid-face snack dispenser.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:44,
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I have to disagree with point 3. It is, just not in public.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:15,
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Rose Tinted BBC
Those daft artists
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:24,
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Hahaha
"Ronaldo named Europe's top shouting player" made me laugh
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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Hahaha, I've just read on bbc breaking news that Gary Glitter has been run over by a tricyclist. lol
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44,
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this site is ace :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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Regional American advert
Not sure if gc but I thought this was pretty cool.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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This is older than time itself
But I love it, so I'll let you get away with it.
Ah said Fleamarket! Montgom-ry! It's jus' like, It's jus' like. A mini. Mall!
Heyhey!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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Ta.
a mini mall. lol.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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Don't stop...hey hey....let's make it...a dance!
Seen it so many times but it's still absolute gold.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:34,
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I imagine he gets a bit distracting when you're shopping
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edhead, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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I like all the remixes of this on YT
Especially this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSU1eWRb1gU&feature=related
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Darklord, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:38,
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Bitch Slap - the movie.
NSFW
I'm not sure if this is for real.....
NSFW just in case.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:57,
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likes this so much i changed my sig!
*clicky*
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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If it is real
I'm gonna go see it :D
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:08,
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1212974/
Looks pretty real to me.
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wangmaster2000, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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b3tan
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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There had better be nudey bits.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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"Blow me! You Psycho Rug Muncher!"
I am going to endeavour to use that in conversation today.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:47,
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^ haha that was my fav line too!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:44,
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HAR!! HAR!!
"Giddy up horsey!!"
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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Kinky likes you!
Looks like a badass modern version of Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.
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Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:00,
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Hahaha
Ace!
By the way, take a closer look at those nuns, they're Xena and Gabrielle. From Xena.
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Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:11,
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its like a big budget episode of charmed
theres also a film out called "donkey punch"...
!!! it makes me shake my head everytime i see it being uploaded for the billionth time on torrent sites. ITS NOT EVEN ABOUT HORRIBLE SEX.
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JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:03,
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Kevin. Sorbo.
I think that says all we need to know about the plot.
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niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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I could only handle 15 seconds
Looks like a pile of Sh1te!
Like one of those 'Charlie's Angles' turnouts...
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Darklord, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:41,
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'Nother web comc
Gosh darn I love these things. This one asks 'what if jesus had boobies'
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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This is not a test (well yes it is...sort of)
Im an engineer and i work offshore. I go offshore, plan and supervise drilling for oil and gas. Needless to say this is quite complicated - i mean you need at least a basic level of working human competency (i.e. being able to talk/ read/ send emails/ write daily reports etc). I am going to a new rig and therefore i must do some specific training. I have been advised by the training centre to do this before i show up...seriously guys, be careful as this is a test of all of your wits, knowledge and skills. My brian hirts!!
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:19,
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I got to 4 then it became to complicated...
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:31,
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Well I'm lost
I keep missing the two, that damn dancing mouse is distracting me.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:36,
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did you
remember to hold the mouse still?
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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I did
but the nasty little thing bit me.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:43,
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Do not turn the mouse.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:43,
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my favourite line
for sure
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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I cheated...
...and used my tablet :(
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:37,
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i would like to add
the link for this was sent to me, via an email, in a word document which i then had to copy and paste into my web browser (i.e. not a working hyperlink) hmmmmmm - whomever made this certainly thought it through
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:40,
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I wouldn't go to the job
if this is what they consider training ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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I love how it flips at around 75
and becomes a complex battle of wits with your computor.
I actually feared for my life
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Hellzapoppin, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 9:48,
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I keep trying to click lightly
but the mouse makes me SO DAMN ANGRY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
I'll just get my big brother to complete this level.
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Cap'n, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:09,
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I got to 24
then didnt bother. It goes on for ages.
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Fluffster, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 10:22,
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What rig are you going to?
I too work in this industry and we've just got a shiney new machine to play with!

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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:11,
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TILT SHIFT
Owwww thats a nice one, im off tae the clyde min! Norf Sea like! Shitty old rust bukkit i believe
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awsm! namaste bitches, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 11:32,
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That's the Sevan Voyager
Oilexco's new badboy heading for North Sea now
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:54,
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