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This is a link post Jimmy Carter says YES!
I saw this, and immediately thought to myself, punish everyone at B3TA with it. I kind of like it, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post unexpected zither
lol!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. It starts out all serious.
Then it ROCKS. I can't stop listening. Is that wrong?
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post CaptionX anyone?
It was newslettered and is great Sunday evening fun. Needs more b3ta influence though...
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Ad for a poorly-named board game

(largoembargo ???, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sampled by DJ Shadow ...
On the first U.N.K.L.E album i think. i didn't think it was a real thing though!
 (elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and what an album
Psyence Fiction
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a link post Quite possibly the single most mindfucking piece of children's programming ever created.
It's 3 and a half minutes long. It will be stuck in your head forever on a constant loop and will probably leap into your mind's eye when you least expect it.
This was created for children.
...THE HORROR, THE HORROR...

I'm sure it's been posted before but I wanted to share my utter bewilderment.
(tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to see the wiggles live in Manchester
it's AWESOME!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear
Dylan Moran once caught and killed a Wiggle.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf??!!!??? That was an odd experience
that funcking lobster is going to give me nightmares!
*fears*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew...
...before i even clicked that that it would be Oz television. For some reason their kids shows are always fucking terrifying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the heat.
Melts the old frontal lobe and things like this seep into public conciousness...
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH!
Uncanny Valley!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep I
pissed myself first time I saw this, as it was on their DVD and the last thing I expected to see.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Why Is The Main "Character" Pointing To his BOLLOCKS???

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post actually
yea looks creepy
 (weefreemen102, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck...
Am I on acid or something?
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:34, Reply)
This is a link post Kids' Letters to God
Some good ones, pity it's not a longer list.
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Very wierd website (needs Quicktime player I think)..... NSFW
Not sure if this is supposed to be art or porn or both? Anyway, it's one of the wierdest sites I've seen in a long time! A dutch man dancing and singing along to "Like a Virgin" while a girl lays next to him stark naked and doing a performance of her own!!!

NSFW!!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on my dads laptop, and my Nanna is sat next to me
but from your description alone i was laughing my tits off.. my imagination is probably funnyer than the reality though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post how the fuck did you happen on that???
you loon.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy and daft.
A winning combination.
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Cock
fail owned pwned picturessee more pwn and owned pictures
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha good find, funny site too
/click
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking failblog can fuck right off
you don't need to write shit on pictures to make them funny
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a link post In Recognition Of O.J. Simpson's First Christmas Behind Bars.
Radio Parody of O.J. Simpson's first Trial & Acquittal.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post How to do ANYTHING.
This is a great site written by a madman. Learn how to do things like:

-How to cut your own hair
-How to eat fried worm
-How to destroy a pair of jeans
-How to get my girlfriend back

The beauty is that it's ALL complete rubbish. He has serious mental issues and you can tell is making it all up as he goes along.
It's almost as though it's written by a 13 year old boy locked in a basement.

Use the topic links on the left. Have a look, it's well worth it. A good example of the madness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the author is clearly completely insane
I found the article on learning how to use nunchucks highly informative, and am now an expert:

www.howtosite.net/articles/how-to-use-nunchucks.html

Edit: Actually How to keep an idiot busy more or less sums up that website :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
"How to Rave Dance"

I really want to see videos of him explaining these.
 (Cap'n, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Pink Christmas
A medley of Christmas songs, in the style of Pink's recent hit, So What

Lyrics.
(__, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cocking ace.
*clicky*
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
wtf?
 (Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post BACONISER ENGAGE!!
that is class
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
bacolicio.us/http://www.mfa.gov.il/MFA
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post Jingle Cats - White Christmas
This!
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post D:
*twitch*
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post More
of this sort of thing!
 (Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post Final GreyBloke of 2008 I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful again!
Merry Xmas, Graham :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
"hope you got all the presents you wanted"
 (Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What a great year from graham
Long may it continue!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I set up justgiving.com/somegraybloke
for McMillan Cancer Support to catch the occasional dyslexic fan? Dyslexic people are very generous, and would otherwise be disappointed!
 (gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a link post DON'T LICK THE PHOTOCOPIER
Public service message.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Its funny cos its true :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaahahaaa
best link for ages.
proper guffaw!
click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!!
likey
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no!
I walked away before that sank in.

And you know every single copy machine...
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This video has been removed due to terms of use violation
I wanna know what happened now!
 (prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Found it again
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5ihgS1rQ0dM
 (I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Here is is again - funny
www.clipaday.com/videos/dont-lick-the-office-photocopier
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post Cars Can't Make it Up Icy Hill.
Ronseal:- Filmed in Oregon on Dec 15th. Complete with Benny Hill Soundtrack.

Apols if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheh
I like the way some keep trying and others just think sod this, I'll try elsewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see
all the 4x4s proving themselves useless too! Heh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That just did not happen at all!
I like the one where they swap drivers and then make it easily!
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
Is my sarcasm detector broken or is it my eyes?

Just watched it again and there are definitely several mid sized american style 4x4 type things dawdling around sideways.

Though interestingly thumping great pickups seem to be quite handy in the snow. Probably all the dead city-folks in the back keeping weight on the driving tyres.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah!
I see, I saw all the 4x4s making it up the hill, but I count 4 wheel drive vehicles in there, rather than the Tuareg.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Charlie Brooker On "My Sweet 16"

(Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Although I think farting for comic effect should be not only condoned but subject to government grant.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post teh sans!
TEH SANS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a nerdgasm when he mentioned sans.
at least I think it was that.
 (Peter_G, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not nearly vitriolic enough

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Only Charlie Brooker's commentary makes
Me not want to kill when I see this programme.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That man is the win.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He is right about everything.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brooker for King of the Geeks!

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post If Charlie Brooker is King of the Geexs
This man would be his nerdy military strategist.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He really is an enormous cock,
which is, in itself, not a problem, but he does always bang on about people just like himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the world is indeed doomed

(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Piranhas eat man... NSFW
I *know* this has been posted before but someone just sent me the link again and i thought worth sharing cos there will be many who havent seen it.

:EDIT:
Sorry, tony bit NSFW cos pictures are of part eaten man
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I have excavated enoughg skellies for it not to bother me now
But you might want to warn people that is a touch graphic/grisly?

But you have to hand it to the little fellas, they are neat and tidy eaters!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I leave chicken bones as clean as that mans skull
But why did the piranhas not eat the rest of the body? So much more tasty flesh to be had!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He must have been nibbled with his head and hand in the water
It also looks like they may have made their way into the chest cavity too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have an interesting job?
Or are you a grave robber?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell... but interesting
And this does need an NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Om nom nom nom

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the first thought i had was of riker nom nom vid...

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something not quite right here
If you look at the last image, you'll notice that one of the fish is actually a catfish. There's also the business end of a pair of scissors on the blue cloth with the rest airbrushed out.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Could that not be the blade of a scapel?
*Edit* The blade also appears in other photos in the same position. Not shopped.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed it is
(a scalple blade)
 (augsav, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post grisly, but fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ugh

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post oooo, thats nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Moonraker theme played on Moog Music Etherwave Pro theremin
and if you think that shirt is awesome, check out what the chap is wearing for a bit of Rachmaninoff action:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xxVVzeNVi_w
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey - It's Dennis Nielsen!
I found that quite enjoyable :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It is! Well spotted :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post Two Legged Kitteh
Here it is Benny Hillified
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post From now on all videos submitted to /links
must be accompanied by the Benny Hill version. Bobsworth is a star.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
it should become part of the b3ta code that embeds the vids!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The pathos!
It burns!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaawww!!!!
And Hahahaha!!!

And I second the ministers motion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post does it have no back legs?
or are they just snuggly tied up into a neat little package (abit like a sack race)
 (augsav, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Its
back legs and tail have been amputated. Oh, those crazy Japanese!
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you can't eat a cat ;like that
all at once
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)

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