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The most useful and useless tool in the world
The worlds biggest Swiss army penknife with 85 tools. However it weighs in at just under 1kg so not very portable :(.
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Buftoon posted this on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:40,
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Floofy deaf cat gets vacuumed.
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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Cuuuute!!!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:31,
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legend!!
what a vid! Definately newsletter worthy!
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Miggyman, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:32,
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I love the weary look on cats faces when something is not good,
but not bad enough for them to care about.
"if I just ignore them they'll leave me alone soon. Then i'll piss in their shoes."
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:35,
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Seriously weird magazine covers
NSFW

I discovered these at I have seen the whole of the intermaweb and I think they're terrific, and really quite filthy-minded.
I hope I haven't cocked any glass.
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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Special Scato
*cringe*
*tick*
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DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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Great post.
The B3ta of 60's France.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:43,
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Cadburys eyebrows....
New advert from the makers of that phil collins gorilla thing
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:10,
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blimey
that's annoying.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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gah!
more crap adverts!
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gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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yay................
or not. Its nice to see the ad men still can't do anything but steal things they saw on youtube
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Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:46,
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what's this nicked from?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:52,
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I think it's probably inspired by this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOikgDXaRTg - same kind of idea, face dancing/music. I could be wrong though
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Don't You Want To Be A Bird, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:09,
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or possibly
this uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NucdUsycTMI&feature=related
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Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:30,
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The bbc had nicked the stop motion graffiti on a advert I saw last night
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magnum, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:00,
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I'm...er...
Really glad this exists...ahem.
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Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:07,
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WHAT THE FRIG
HAS THIS TO DO WITH CHOCOLATE?!
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:15,
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my thoughts exactly
i hate all the cadburys adverts, they are meant to be selling CHOCOLATE
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:37,
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What does a drumming gorilla
have to do with chocolate either?
They're trying to go for the "Make people pay attention and remember the product by being bizarre" angle. Unfortunately, it's REALLY hard to get right.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:50,
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I think the Brains one is quite good
in that it has a tag line about water helping brain be more active. Unfortunately, I remembered it as an evian advert when apparently it's for a water brand called Drench (which I haven't seen in shops). Ah well.
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thiswasmyclone, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:12,
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While adland fawned over Fallon
(the agency who does these) sales of that particular chocolate brand remained unaffected.
Emperor has no clothes
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:38,
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That's brilliant!
I can't wait to buy my next balloon!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:13,
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Shame it wasn't
inspired by Scanners
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:49,
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Warner music message of lurve...
NSFW
OK, I sympathise, I've had loads of vids banned. But calm down mate! His little aside half way suggests it is slightly tongue in cheek, but who doesn't love a ranting 'merkin?
NSFW as very shouty and sweary.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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I'm guessing he's objecting?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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He is very subtle,
but I'd say yes.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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he sounds like Mr/Mrs Garrison!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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mmmkay
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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Youtube science playlists
I dont normally like posting youtube links but this is a playlist of over 1,000 long videos ripped from satellite broadcasters like Science channel and TVG
If you're bored these will keep you occupied for weeks
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:02,
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something tells me
my social life is going to suffer for a while
thank you
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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Becoming Batman - Episode 9 - Identity Crisis
In the amazing conclusion to the two part special, Batman does nothing of any use AGAIN!
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becomingbatman, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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finally
Been waiting for them to pop up lately :)
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NoToRiouS, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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The Condensed History Of George W Bush
The Condensed History of George W Bush
It's written and presented by Adam Long, co-founder of the Reduced Shakespeare Company.
Together with a couple of friends and some guitars, he tells the story of the Texan boy who made it to the most important job in the world - in just 15 minutes of songs and sketches.
Yeehaw!
I have uploaded it for you all to enjoy..A very funny radio show!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:10,
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A good little listen
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:11,
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That was absolutely brilliant
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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very good, I enjoyed that
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Lady_Cakes, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:30,
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CCTV footage of that plane crash in the hudson river
possibly GC, still interesting to see
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 11:10,
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It's a failblog video
May well have been posted before, but I'd never seen it before and it's now one of my favourites
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 10:32,
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Very Funny (& very FREAKY) best man speech.
Ronseal. If I was the groom, I wouldn't know whether to be PMSL or totallly emabarassed.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 5:22,
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
C. x
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Glomp Fuck, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 6:01,
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what isnt gc
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:25,
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i actually smiled at that
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Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 6:38,
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hahaha
fucking hillarious
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:18,
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funny as shit
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:32,
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Hahaha
Ace....
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Darklord, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 10:23,
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Made me smile
a bit like this :)
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 11:03,
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Brilliant
Guy must do stand up.
*wishes he had clever mates
CLICK
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:21,
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The Beaver song
BEAVER CALL
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rootsxrocks, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 4:49,
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Fail :(
Embedding disabled by request - you could always post the link in a text field?
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DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:46,
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Hooray for you.
I feel better already.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:45,
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?
I can't decide if that's real or a piss take
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:16,
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I really hope that's fake. If not, Obama has a lot of work to do trying to sort that fuck-up of a country out.
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 10:30,
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It must surely be a piss-take
but, then again, this IS America we are talking about.
p.s. I heard an American on Radio Scotland today.... who had completed a degree in English Literature...... but who had never heard of Robert Burns!!! She stated... 'He really isn't known of abroad'.
Fucking Yankee thickos.... see George W for proof.
p.s. Happy Burns Day
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 11:11,
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Burns hardly wrote anything in English
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:32,
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Oh dear. I think it might be a bit real.
www.thegoodcheercompany.com/
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DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:49,
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The puzzle pieces look as if they should fit together, but aren't quite right.
Much like my relationships with others and the fragments of my shattered life.
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Cap'n, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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Shooting Stars - The Pilot Episode
I had never seen this and it has had so few hits that I thought I would post it. I used to love Shooting Stars, but this was 2 years before the proper series started. Yes, Ulrika is there, but she isn't a captain :)
Enjoy :D
Part 2: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ulr5E6BIMk&feature=related
Part 3: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dkB7uv_QIT4&feature=related
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:43,
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Hmm.
Don't get me wrong, it's good, but there's something not quite right about this. There's lots of awkward pauses and stuff - it's a bit jarring.
I'm a big fan though and it had to start somewhere I guess.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:53,
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I totally agree.
I didn't enjoy it a massive amount, but it does get better through the episode in my opinion, into parts 2 and 3, but it shows how important Mark LaMarr and Ulrika were to the show, and later on, Will Self and Johnny Vegas.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:59,
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Yeah I think Lamarr made it really.
Wasn't such a massive fan when Will Self was on it.
Altogether now
"He's a greasy lover"
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:32,
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He's
agreasycockneybinman, oh yes.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:59,
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Rex the Dog "bubblicious"
DIY stop motion video using cardboard.
COCKING PHENOMENAL!
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arrangedletters, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:17,
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Ahem!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:19,
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gah.
my bad :(
still worth a second post.
it's fucking awesome.
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arrangedletters, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:22,
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Its worth a second,
and many many more ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:23,
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I like Rex cooking dinner for Goldfrapp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEEd5N91hw
(Rex the Dog - Happiness remix)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:25,
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Cocking amazing indeed
That was utterly fantastic.
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jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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An army of gimp teletubbies on speed
...or the opening of the Beijing Paralympics as it's also known. Good stuff starts at 2.40 and just gets weirder.
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fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:13,
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From 3:07 - 3:20 They look like some kind of sperm RAINBOW.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 5:49,
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2 guys play mozart on 1 guitar
Extreme Skillz :)
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:43,
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Born from an egg on a mountain top
Mental
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:33,
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yes....
... yes i was... wasn't I....
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:25,
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or perhaps not....
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:26,
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:)
Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 12:33,
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High levels of ownership detected
all my goodies are gone
Woo.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 1:18,
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Very good.
Looked like they were going to kiss each other at one point.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 2:58,
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Well they must practice a lot
Only a matter of time really
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:00,
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wow!
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:35,
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Awesome
But I've seen this guy play a 36 string guitar before at the same time as doing percussion on the body.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:05,
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You* might like this!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BYMvVvMg0
*collectively
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:18,
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1m14s
they got 'the nod'
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:27,
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Men and Dinosaurs lived together. FACT!
Proved* by science** and stuff. A 20 minute video.
*may not be actually proved
** Might not contain real SCIENCE
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:23,
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Watching this is what having a stroke must be like.
Part of my brain just died.
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revolution now 👊, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 23:48,
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Hahha
"Did dinosaurs really become extinct millions of years before the existence of humans? This ground-breaking educational film reveals historical and archaeological evidence that dinosaur and man once co-existed"
*moves on*
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 0:36,
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I stopped at the point where they use Gilgamesh as evidence of humans/dinosaurs living together.
Actually, I was heading for the X when it quickly segued into the Bible after that - as if one piece of great literature could make the Bible somehow more believable.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:18,
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Science only documents what it knows now
I'm not saying that I necessarily agree with the views on the video, but science is only as reliable as the evidence we have today. So it was sciencific fact that the earth was flat until someone brought more evidence foreward. I haven't totally thrown out the ideas in this video (and they aren't original) as there seem to be some scientific evidence that the world is not as old as we think (natural clocks of the world), and if the world is not old enough to allow dinosaurs to be millions of years before man then someone/something must be slightly out. Wait and see, I guess.
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ImAnIdiot .......before anyone else says it, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:34,
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were you AWARDED
your screen name?
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Flash_Bastard, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 11:24,
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it's a classic example of...
Nominative determinism, at a guess.
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dieselmonkey, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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Just thought I'd get there before you
thanks for noticing though
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ImAnIdiot .......before anyone else says it, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:38,
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the way they layer those pics of the dinosaurs at the beginning
it looks like the trex is shafting the triceratops
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 9:39,
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Ahahaha! Black metal idol vs Songsmith.
Sing along now!
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Don't you see? That was John Haggle-Eyes!
It's the birth of people judging by pie.
A blurghl.
Huunh. Uh-ah.
I've got poop on my face! Curse my bloody grape!
Had to shout out about the really cool Frogger videos I found!
I preserved the gays and chains of my creation.
*sigh*
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 22:37,
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Hahahaha
CURSE MY BLOODY GRAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 3:00,
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it's the final sigh
with the jingly flourish that does it for me
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chart cat has an itch, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 6:15,
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Incredulity LOLZ
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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