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From the guys who brought you Literal A-Ha!
Description - Literal lyrics to Under The Bridge by pompous assholes Red hot Chill Peppers
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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:08,
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Dang, that's even better than the Take On Me one.
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sadbearhandbook, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:49,
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"Under the Bridge"
is about being a heroin addict...
what more needed to be said?
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:41,
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Insanely cool reproductions of Genesis album covers
God knows how long these took. Have a scroll through his photo album.
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routine has perfected burgers, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:34,
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7 Piranhas eat a frog.
I'm not posting this because "LOLOL FROG GOT PWNT", I just came across it (somehow I came to it after viewing "grapes in a microwave" on youtube, but youtube's a bit like wikipedia in that respect) and thought it was amazing as how resilient the frog is.
I mean, it looks like an apple core and still swims about trying to escape!
Then it gets its entire underside ripped away and is still very much alive.
Zombie frog ftw!
Nature's a bitch, eh?
Don't watch if you don't like animal gore. You have been warned!
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ClanSoul, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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The guys watching are wrong in the head
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:29,
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Yeah, I turned the sound off and had Shine On You Crazy Diamond playing :P
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ClanSoul, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:29,
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sick and entertaining at the same time!
that was really bad what they did to the frog, but it was intresting.
Edit! having a look on youtube the people who do this kind of shit are wrong in the head
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:32,
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I think you'd like
www.gladiatorbugs.com/
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thiswasmyclone, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:39,
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I've seen japanese bug fights.
Making them do that for entertainment is wrong.
While I don't agree with what they did to the frog (assuming it was for the lulz) it interests me.
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ClanSoul, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:59,
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I'm wondering
if the twitches are an autonomous reaction a la a chicken running around after being beheaded.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:28,
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Umm
probably not seeing as it still has a head! ;)
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:55,
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Frogs are cold-blooded and can remain concious far longer without blood/oxygen than mammals can
There is much controvesy about american rattle snake hunts where the snakes have their heads cut off without stunning....the seperated heads remain concious (and feeling pain) for hours afterwards
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:12,
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oh, the humanity.... camel toe-tastic.
imagine seeing these upon some tubby biffa on a night out. (no, don't ask how I stumbled across these, suffice to say it's not about cross dressing )
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snowboardrob, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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Aren't those rather popular
in the indie crowds? Saw a guy in a pair of light blue leggings with one of those partisan mujahedin scarfs. What are those called?
Found a picture: www.israelemb.org/press/pictures/059.jpg
The combination wasn't pretty
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Haz, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:14,
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shemag or shemaq, I think
if you mean the ones that are normally in a checkered pattern of white and red, blue or black
I was led to believe the colour has a significance in terms of showing allegiance though I can't remember to what
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:37,
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also known as a keffiyeh
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:40,
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though I know them as partisan scarfs.
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Haz, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:23,
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Its called a 'tea towel' & worn by a 'rag-head'
At least thats what they are referred to as over here.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 6:57,
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haunted dog
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connor, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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lol, haha
What's the source on this?
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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A moment of clarity
for that dog obviously.... :-)
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JamTallons, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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"It's Me or the Dog"
The Soup coverage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re77LmgbLQA
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moift, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:34,
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It's Gaahl!
Well, I think so.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:22,
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That looks like a friend of mine.
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ClanSoul, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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That gives me the fear that does.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:24,
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i'll bet that dog's
seen some crazy shit in his life
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largoembargo ???, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:26,
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All I see is botox girl.
It's botox dog!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:51,
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Hahaha - this wins, and wins BIG :D
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:00,
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Fantastic
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:03,
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This Wins Everything
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Sheep!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:29,
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where's he gone?
:(
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corington, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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My boyfriend just googled "bumpoo" and got this:
NSFW
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mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:41,
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welcome to the internet
www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
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connor, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:48,
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I think
he is a b3tard as well....
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:51,
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*sigh*
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connor, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:55,
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not easy being an oldtimer here, is it.
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Shiksa, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:57,
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That's so fucking immature and childish
I wholeheartedly approve of this message.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:00,
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"Willies from Mars" is better.
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giant_squid, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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the sequel to it:
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/447174
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:53,
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Industrial quantities of fireworks blown up at once.
Watch this if you enjoy big explosions!
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:31,
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Fucking hell!
Hnads down, you win at explosions. I award you ten fireworks factories.
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:43,
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I see your 5 and raise
Train car explosion - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3WKTwHpIU
and my personal favourite, 250 tonnes of debris and rocket material rain down from the sky!
Satellite explosion - uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2m50ZyIqI&fmt=18
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:19,
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The Delta one is impressive
Puts my local fireworks display firmly in its place.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:35,
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Almost as good as this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0EMofUchUo
:)
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Darklord, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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I once got to the final interview
at the BRE. They were always blowing stuff up or burning it. I ended up at Messybeast where they did the same, but I never got to see it :(
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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holy pisschrist.
also, SHIT BLOWS UP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8RY_ibNq3c&feature=related
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Shiksa, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:56,
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the thumbnail looks like a kitten
do i win?
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dannylharle, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:05,
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This calls into question the money spent on the Manhatten project
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:09,
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Not exactly Sunday chillout.
I made this!
Half hour live mix by me.
Tracklisting
Laidback Luke & A-Trak - Shake It Down (Sneak's Shaken Beat Mix)
DJ Mehdi - Pocket Piano (Joakim Remix)
N.E.R.D. - Rockstar (The Disco Villains Remix)
DJ Rockid - Girlz (Mightyfoolz Remix)
Boemklatsch - Bonafied (Mightyfoolz Remix)
Steedlord - It's What U Do 2 Me (Jack Beats Remix)
Dance Area - AA247 (Original Mix)
Fantastadon - Party Favour (Original Mix)
Nadastrom - Pussy (Original Mix)
DJ Manaia - Pull Up (Original Mix)
The Bloody Beetroots - Cornelius (Mix Oi!)
From Monument To Masses - Beyond God & Elvis (Felix Cartal Remix)
Phonat - Learn To Recycle (4 To The Floor Remix)
I'd appreciate any feedback :)
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:20,
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cool
I like it - will save it for work tomorrow for a proper listen
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PhoenixBlend, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:15,
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Thanks.
Don't blame me if you get in trouble for dancing though.
Let me know what you think.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:20,
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enjoyed
so far
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halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:54,
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Keep listening.
It gets better :)
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:21,
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The new From Monuments to Masses (BG&E) is long-awaited and amazing.
On that basis I will listen with interest.
OMG, OMG, someone else knows FMTM!! OMG!
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:55,
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Yeah it's a banger for sure.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:23,
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loved this
keep em coming!
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KnackerDwarf, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 0:25,
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Cheers!
I fully intend to. Watch this space.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 1:32,
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You bona fied!
bewm bewm bewm bewm bewm :-D
Awesome, loving it. I used to live with 2 deejays, one techno-ish and the other a jungle / drum n bass type. Great parties but the neighbors didn't like us very much ^^
Dunno if it's my internet breaking or the copy you uploaded but there are some glitches that are clearly not part of the mix...
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 2:15,
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Not sure what they are.
I lost thirty seconds off of the end somewhere along the line.
I'll try and get it sorted.
Glad you enjoyed it :)
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 3:59,
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Melting Chocolate Bunnies
Slightly disturbing, arty melting of chocolate bunnies.
Nice music, though.
68K views, but GC say no
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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Sadly rather GC, but good still. Think it was even newslettered.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE WATCHING SUPERNATURAL ON ITV2 IT IS SURPRISINGLY GOOD.
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Skittlemcfluff ......................, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:01,
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Very odd reporter
The story itself is of little consequence - but the voice of this reporter is apparently a woman's. Err, what?! That's clearly a man speaking! She even appears on the screen and talks, but there's no way that's a she-voice!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:20,
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Tasty tasty
Steroids!
EDIT:

Would.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:25,
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um...
Maybe there is a problem with your speakers? That was a female voice.
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Spundlemoon, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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sounds female to me too
but if I fiddle with my eq and kill all the top end and turn the bass up it sounds a bit more manly.
Everything else in the world sounds shit like that though.
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LP, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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She might be transgendered.
Doesn't really matter.
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Bats, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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Just a woman with a cold, shirley?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:38,
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She doesn't look cold
and don't call me Shirley
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:51,
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what the fuck are you banging on about
she has a feminine voice
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:40,
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He's by no means
the first person to ask.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:57,
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She's positively girly compared to ex-PM of NZ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ9YOhSvzVw
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:34,
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oh yes
I've seen her often on the news doing the war stuff and thought that too.
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moogy boobles, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 23:30,
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Mine ears doth say that's a fella..,.
Yet mine eyes see a lady.
Agreed. Most odd.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:15,
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d'oh!
*spangs*
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Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:32,
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nice.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:01,
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Little Flame by Elle s'appelle
More stop motion goodness for those who care ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:06,
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This isn't music.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:09,
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I likes it :-(
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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i love it :)
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KnackerDwarf, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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as do i
And they're a very nice bunch too
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 9:07,
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....OK then Mr clever clogs, what is it?
I for one am scratching my brain cos it sounds a lot like someone / a band from the mid 90s but I can't think who.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:45,
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the cranberries?
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weaver., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:32,
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Elastica?
Maybe?
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meat2veg hello!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 4:19,
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nicely
i actually rather like it, which is odd
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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Beastie Boys - Shake Your Rump
I heard this last night and it reminded me how good 'Paul's Boutique' is.
Phunkay.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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THE LADIES!!! THE LADIES!!!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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you know what that riff is that kcicks in at 0:13?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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Fraid I don't, sorry
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:36,
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it's one of these, i shall invertigate
paulsboutique.info/Shake_Your_Rump
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:40,
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Some enterprising soul
Has put the whole album up
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:45,
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AhA!
It's this
Tell Me Something Good-Ronnie Laws
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5I73aaVXyM
They sped it up, written by Stevie Wonder
Ed: Shadrach is a classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFolUn88q-o
Eddd: They've got their own utoob channel
www.youtube.com/user/BeastieBoys
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:50,
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Damn, I thought it was going to be 'Quim'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:57,
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hahaha, wonder if he knows the meaning of it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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I like to think that's why he chose it.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:59,
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maybe he is a bit of a quim
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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I was discussing the subject of footballers with rude names last week
and found this fine list...
www.whoateallthepies.tv/2007/06/tuesday_10_rude.html
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:34,
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No mention of Argelico Fucks?
Honestly, what sort of list is that?
www.theregister.co.uk/2001/09/11/eurosport_com_scores_headline_profanity/
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 20:52,
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Perhaps a bit off topic
But this has reminded of the website which wrote an article about Tyson Gay, the US Olympic sprinter, but due to their new 'political correctness' filter, changed his name to Tyson Homosexual.
www.rightwingwatch.org/2008/06/the_dangers_of_1.html
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DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:40,
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oh God
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:40,
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The squeaking!!!!
I can still hear the squeaking
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:01,
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Harry shand's monologue on the mafia
NSFW
From the end of the "long good friday"
The whole film is on youtube
NSFW- for sweariness
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:29,
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brilliant film
the mafia? i've shit em!
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:07,
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Hawkwind - The Watcher
This guy does an alright cover of the Hawkwind song "The Watcher", sung by Lemmy, but he gets interrupted toward the end.
Bear in mind; he's shirtless and middle aged.
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ClanSoul, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:10,
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thanks mum!
made it worthwhile :)
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:06,
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The Mainstage pt 2
I made this!
Part two of this music show spoof with Alice Lowe, Shelley Longworth and the Idiots Of Ants.
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humanthing, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:18,
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Sleepy hairless
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:15,
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ewww
it's a gremlin! kill it quick!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:38,
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There are a lot of cat videos on here
but I can honestly say thats my favourite one in months :)
Also- reminds me of my Granddad after Whisky.
Clickety click!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 19:17,
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I love hairless cats, but they give MrSpong the fear
so we can't get one BOO :(
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 22:39,
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YES.
This is fantastically hilarious. *clicks*
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:19,
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ok
someone should shave their cat now.
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:02,
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Four Chords, 36 Songs
The A-ha bit cracks me up :D
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NoSoup4U, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 15:57,
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V. clever.
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Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 16:16,
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This is great
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:33,
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Some of those aren't
those chords. But still fucking great.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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Hahahaha!
This should be in the newsletter .. :)
Great find!
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xandmi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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I saw Axis of Awesome at the Edinburgh Festival 2008
they rocked. The good singer in this looks like a Thunderbird puppet. His name's Benny. He plays the keyboards.
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58,
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Cool
I'll make sure I go and see them if they're there this year too. :)
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meercat, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 3:42,
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I've been pointing out this chord sequence to people for years
... but could never be arsed to actually list them all, let alone make a mashup.
But I can't believe they left out Alice Cooper's Poison!
Yay for IV-IV-I-V !
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Turangalila, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:07,
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IV-IV-I-V...?
I-V-VI-IV ?
*edit*
Woo! btw :D awesome video
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Farmer Brown home grown since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:45,
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Yes!
Was going to post that too!
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FunkYourself, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:35,
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Yay Tim Minchin!
I think Passenger by Iggy Pop would also fit.
along with many others.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:00,
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ahem.
www.b3ta.com/links/267745 :-)
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nina101, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 21:18,
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Yep.
You were first.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 0:11,
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