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Half-Life - Escape From City 17
Fan Movie, actually pretty damn good, and Part One. So means theres more to come!
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Lord_Munkee, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:37,
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That is ridiculous
Incredibly awesome
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dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:46,
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acting could be better.
but pretty good
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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Gob smacked...
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Jorvic, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:55,
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Holy shit, a video game movie that's not completely terrible.
It's not amazing and the headcrab zombies look silly, but it's better than most video game movies.
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Cap'n, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:00,
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Wow
wow wow wow
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ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:42,
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Whoa!
Having just gotten into the half life series, and just today escaped city 17, I must say that was truly awesome.
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stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:48,
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Woah, that was pretty awesome.
Great effects work.
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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And on a budget of $500
not too bad
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Lanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:53,
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Yay for crowbars!
"another pint of worms jeff?"
"SQUARK!"
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:14,
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That's very good
the acting wasn't great though - too much sticking to the script with the dialogue. Methinks their screenwriter needs a kick up the arse.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:33,
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caroline flack. you can almost see her nipple... almost.
Not much too this really. I was searching around youtube for... stuff... she's a great presenter really. Nice voice.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:37,
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would
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:03,
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I like Craig Charles' afro
but the moustache is kind of creepy.
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Cap'n, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:06,
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Damn!
Toupee tape strikes again!
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:33,
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This should be displayed in the entrance to all art galleries
as the definition of art.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:39,
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Nnnnn-oh!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:43,
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/\ this
:D
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Jorvic, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:50,
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Hehe
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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Hahaha
The best trademark in a video ever!
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Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:53,
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Genuine lol
This truly is art
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:11,
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haha
someone got some fake legs for christmas
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oller, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 8:42,
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the hit0run one was brilliant
special effects at its best
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augsav, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:21,
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Mal Young
will snap him right up.
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moogy boobles, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:01,
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God Squad in Denial
Makes for a good read (if not already binposted) :)
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thyrf as in turf, but not, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:16,
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HAHAHAHAHAH
what a twat
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:40,
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those cunts just watched knowing what was over the edge
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:02,
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But mix drink with Lombroso specimens and this is what you get
I have no sympathy
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:25,
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LMAO i don't know i find this soooo funny!
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I_Hate_Usernames, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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Pomerania
80's home movie of dogs in leather boy and fireman hats.
oh, and a pink car.
it's the shock car crash at the end that fully ticked my wtf box
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:32,
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Hahaha!
You spoilt the ending though ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:43,
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not the other bit tho
with the bazooka
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:45,
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With the ape-person?
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Thi is the only thing I've laughed at all day.
This is seriously fucking ace.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:46,
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Those crazy Chinese chefs are at it again...
This time its a competition to see who can get a live snake to the dinner table the fastest. Not for the squeamish or snake lovers.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:18,
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Froma rather good documentry that was on BBC4 a while back
If you can find the full thing its worth a watch
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Jorvic, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:59,
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Sweet Pirate Christ!
Big feck-off cleaver digs into its sides, belly and under its throat, held by its head while the rest of its body is put in a deep fat fryer, random sauce thrown on it.
AND it's still breathing when it's served?
That's a little messed up :-(
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Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:11,
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yes
it's pretty bad
I'm not a vegitarian or anything, but I do think you should kill something before you eat it.
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:29,
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Hmmm the Chinese have a lot to learn about how to treat animals
Not the only country in that part of the world to do this sort of stuff either :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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Spotify Codes
DEh6DFjK8T5X8aC2
ZHj3eUDJsGHBxHRy
3Xqwfj527q8c6jm3
Been using this ever since someone posted it her months ago. As it's invite only, here are some codes for you to use.
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:05,
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Downloaded it
No code asked for at any point
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Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:13,
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it's open to everyone now
apparently
Anybody got any GOOD playlists? All i've found is utter shite so far apart from that drowned in sound one. Any goodns?
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:14,
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This one is an absolute fuckin ROCKER! ideal for parties.
open.spotify.com/user/mr.dogshit/playlist/7ry4VhTcUNrJ6j8QZDvX5c
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:46,
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Holy sweet fuck, this is incredible.
No code needed.
Ed: They don't have The Shamen
:/
But they DO have The Higher Intelligence Agency's complete discography. They don't have Metallica's black album. I'll come back to it I think at some point.
:D
Edd: Actually quite alot of stuff is absent, still cool though.
Ahhhhh
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/4600399/Online-music-service-Spotify-forced-to-remove-thousands-of-songs-in-licensing-row.html
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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Latest:
IL0v3H0r2e2
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:17,
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worked!
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:19,
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It's the best, innit?
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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i would say it's best of all the codes actually
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:41,
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It's so good
I consider it my friend now.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:45,
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Here's a link to the special looped version:
budurl.com/uzq5
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spagaroony, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:24,
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it was me that posted it
i haven't used it since mind.
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connor, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:21,
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ahh
cheers mate! Its fab. Though recently they have removed alot of songs. I didnt know it was open to everyone now, so apologies.
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:40,
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Don't get spotify.
You have to listen to adverts between songs? Fuck that.
Last.fm + file-sharing is surely better in every way.
Have I misunderstood something? What's the appeal?
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Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:43,
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It's a clean simple interface, it's fast and the music is at a high equality.
It's also very light on system resources.
I listened to a ton of tracks and didn't hear any adverts. Once they fix the licences fiasco, it could defintely be the way forward.
Well, streaming on demand will replace the mp3 soon enough.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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I don't know why I have to switch to streaming when it offers no improvement.
Handing control of your music/videos/files to a company... What kind of a conspiracy theorist are you if you think that's a good idea?
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Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:03,
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A funky one?
:P
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:04,
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On my computer, at lest,
Spotify is faster than iTunes.
Plus it's better quality than musicovery, lets me discover new music and in my opinion is the way that the music industry is going. Much cheaper than making CDs to just send your customers the data, and more control over who listens to the music that they have bought when they need to log in to your server than any downloaded DRM.
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Mr._Pickles, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:21,
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iTunes is the absolute worst anyway.
Musicovery just sounds like gimmicky nonsense.
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Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:35,
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spotify has hit a snag
i got it a few week ago and all was good, now a lot of music has disappeared- namely all my fucking smiths playlist.
wtf?
other than that its cool. had stray cats on today, for a big weird fatman boogie!
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16,
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I would strongly recommend Pandora
Just make sure you get something like hotspotshield to spoof yourself to another part of the world than the UK and bingo...
free music all day no adds.
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Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:58,
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What has out Ginger Fuhrer been up to??
More than a passing resemblence, wouldnt you agree?
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Dang, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:41,
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I'll bet he wore the kazoo mask when he did it
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:47,
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"Sex Text Teacher"
Maybe I'm just feeling bloody minded, but I found this article completely hilarious. Let it be a warning, people in WoW may not look like that in real life o.O
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:30,
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It gave me a chuckle.
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:03,
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Legal lulz
Witness statement is amusing
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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:20,
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I really like the one about lizard poo :)
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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I liked the randy flat advert guy
what a freak
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:12,
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I notice that bill are not included
he sure knows how to make a lady feel special.
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:18,
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Sky Ads viral
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peahead, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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£58 a month and I still can't find fuck all to watch!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:06,
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And people complain about the BBC.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:07,
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I don't
I love the BBC
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:08,
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I never meant to imply otherwise, if I did I apologise :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:17,
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It's alright for you, you're all on the BBC gravy train
You've all been to 'Oxbridge', wherever that is. You all sit round smoking your little cigarettes saying "Oooh, look - do you like my glasses? They make me look like John Lennon!" JUST GET OUT! ALL OF YOU PEOPLE! Why don't you all just get on a bus and drive off a cliff? I'd gladly be the driver.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:27,
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GRUMPY.
*Shakes fist to inflame argument*
ITV ARE SCUM.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:29,
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PARTRIDGE.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:29,
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DAN!
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:30,
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My above rant...
...was from Patridge. One of his anti-BBC diatribes. From Knowing Me Knowing You in fact.
I myself love the BBC. They show me Doctor Who.
*edit* In fact I've just applied for a job there!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:33,
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:)
Went over my head, which it shouldn't have ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:37,
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Don't feel bad!
Here...have this egg in a bap!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:39,
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Only if you smell my cheese ;)
Wot's this job business?
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:52,
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ITV are atrocious
and they wonder why they are losing advertising. It's nothing to do with the programmes. It's the dire picture quality. With more and more people owning LCD tv's they won't watch ITV because it's so bad.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:32,
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Indeed.
All TV looks a bit ropey on LCD...but ITV is particularly rough. The shopping channels are the worst. Fuzzy, choppy, pixelated....and that's just the presenters! Waaaaaay!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:38,
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The bitrate on some channels is awful
YouTube does better, and I don't mean the HD options.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:40,
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Exactly!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:51,
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If ITV was only available to mothers who left school with 2 GCSE's and live on council estates
their viewing figures wouldn't change.
*excluding exclusive footie matches*
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:51,
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Isn't this...
... just an advert? Why is it viral? Could this be you're actual sp@m? I think we should be told!
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:31,
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Free classical music directory
A directory to free downloadable classical music. Excellent!
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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Thankyou!
*saves to favourites*
The Adagio Sostenuto from Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No2 is utterly brilliant :)
Edit: Unfortunately it's not available :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:15,
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It's on youtube though :)
Still makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEL0Mre4a9g
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:27,
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Excellent link, cheers :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:22,
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Nice find.
*bookmarks*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:27,
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Thank you!
That is a top link!
What a good idea.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:22,
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Nice One
Thanks very much
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 3:01,
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The 5 Rules to Every Steven Seagal Movie
No Steven Seagal film is complete without these magic ingredients!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:01,
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Steven Segal
is wood made from ham
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Hugh Boone mooooove over!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:17,
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Ha
Absolutely right
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:18,
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Haha!
Best. First. Post. Ever.
Welcome :)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:21,
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Translated Russian lolcats
Recaptioned for ignorant decadent westerners. Also the first seems to be Crabman Explosions arms dealer.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:56,
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Great site
But I believe it was in the news letter.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:15,
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Planet Unicorn...heeeeey
a planet of unicorns wished into existence by a gay boy named Shannon.
Was around before Charlie by the way.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:44,
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Well, you didn't find THAT in best ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:48,
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but I do read Mojo too - does that balance it out?
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:50,
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Is that like a periodical for Pop hits?
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:51,
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it keeps a gal up to speed with what's tip top
in the hit parade
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:53,
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Like Smash Hits?
I have all the Nick Cave covers ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:05,
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Fat chicks in party hats .COM!
I was googling 'party hats' to find some images for a photoshop I was doing and this site came up as the no.1 listing...
It's just some guy who seems to hate fat people and posts weird pictures of them with 'amusing' comments.
I just knew I had to share it with B3ta.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:30,
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Oh dear oh dear.
This is a chemist - not a Joker's shop!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:32,
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I'm not yelling GC, as I've never actually looked at this
but I remember reading about it in Bizarre magazine. Which I haven't bought in at least nine years. 's probably about time I had a look.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:41,
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The fatty is made of ham...
It's Seanbabys doing.
If i remember correctly it was a collaboration between him and Chet and Erik (of POE and now Valve fame).
It's also responsible for the shouts of "Proffisora Meatbeef" ringing round our house whenever a titanic fatty appears on the telly.
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MordecaiTheFoul and his light-up owl., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:49,
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Ow!
That background hurt my eyes!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:04,
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He looks like he's about 8
...but he's a Dad. Serious what-the-fuckage.
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The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:26,
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Looks down page.....
yep, still there.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:58,
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*Looks down*
Good god man, you ARE pleased it's friday ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:06,
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and it's
nearly....
Beer o'clock!!!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:17,
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BEERY SEXY TIEM!!!!
Woo!
And you do realise your son is conning you out of tenners each day with his skills ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:19,
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He's getting bloody good actually.
I will upload more vids to showcase his skillz as soon as he's read the book!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:28,
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"this is just wrong on so many levels sorry but it is!!!!"
Ah... I do love Have Your Say
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Balloon Force Fields - Science from the Sporran
I made this!
The latest Science from the Sporran is now out - explaining the science behind attraction...
The enthralling conventions that govern a phenomenon commonly described as attraction are mischievously exhibited by the redoubtable Dr Ernest Otherford in this fastidious escapade of escapades. Despite lacking something in the way of good manners, Dr Otherford succeeds in his purpose with three rudimentary items: an inflatable India rubber, an aluminium beverage canister and some disorderly hair.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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Yay! The can should have been a Tennants one though ;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:58,
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Or Special Brew, perhaps?
I'm afraid our Dr Otherford is a non-drinker...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:16,
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He tells you that
But he has his greatest inspirations in alleys while eating kebabs at 4 a.m.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:20,
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Was watching the ITV Lunchtime News....
And saw this... during the story of the 13yr old dad - they did a live link to a reporter outside the boy's home, when a car parks up in the drive. This is what happened when the VT finished and we go back to the reporter...
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dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:26,
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"This is supposed to be a busy street!"
"Yeah, I know"
"But we've only got one car!"
"Well, we'll just make it drive past several times."
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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This really made me chuckle :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYH-wnUIMj8&NR=1
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:30,
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Haha!
At least Chesney is looking good since the op.
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:50,
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I can't believe they got rid of his one and only.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:14,
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